Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 25, 2014
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 25, 2014' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-10-26. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 25, 2014

um i mean we're on how i work ladies and gentlemen this is a clusterfuck of a
podcast
but it's gonna be awesome there's a lot of fucking people here this is a fight
companion
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supplements oh shit human optimization time listen we got a fucking stacked
house to my left the
master my brother from another mother mr eddie bravo is here uh ian mccall's
friend kamal kareem
kareem kamal abdul jabbar uh kareem i knew it was one of those uh just met him
uh ian mccall of
course one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet earth next to him big
brown is in the
house bitches what what no no not just one of the top uf3 heavyweight contenders
in the fucking world
preparing for his next big fight with travis brown gonna be very confusing
calling that
big brown big brown i mean travis brown is hurt whatever and next to him of
course my other
brother mr aubrey marcus warrior poet us on twitter follow him he puts out
great links and his gal
whitney right below she's here and fresh off of a a jujitsu lesson just just
competing in a tournament
herself pretty and fucks bitches up and uh we're about to start the very first
fight if you've ever
heard one of these podcasts before um don't expect any like deep insight to the
nature of the universe
most of it is people getting drunk watching fights so uh we already did it i
did oh and it use the
code we don't have any we got alpha brain all up in this bitch we got boxes son
we got we got
god damn look at that booty you just get alpha brain you would get a fucking
mad rush of human
neurotransmitters all right first round's about to start they just touched
gloves some of the good
shit the time says 455 right now so if you're syncing up the thing about the
internet if you're
watching it on the internet it's um we're about maybe 10 or 15 seconds slower
because there's a lag
between it uploading to you stream and uh we're watching it right now so it's
very first round of
the very first fight it's diego for what is the fight diego ferrera hold on a
second i'll tell you
any minute now ladies and gentlemen
what's that how much what 50 i bet on ferrera digitally these motherfuckers are
gambling
diego ferrera and benil dariush uh i do not know much about these gentlemen benny's
a badass i've
rolled i've had the privilege of rolling with him a few times uh benil is you
call him benny and he
is the gentleman in the black shorts fiera is undefeated yeah i've seen diego
ferrera fight
before a little monster he's got very good jiu-jitsu too very good jiu-jitsu
good striking too like
throws it's you know throws hard shots but nasty jiu-jitsu a couple years ago
he benny went up
against uh cron and lost by decision by advantage i think wow if you saw the
fight if you saw it you
would have seen that would be advantage given wasn't wasn't a legit advantage
uh there was a
sweep that what that he wasn't given that benny wasn't given the points to uh
really really good
fight real quick my boy neil magny won his fifth straight tk yeah no shit right
nice the gazelle
that's five this year five in a row that's pretty amazing he's just not as
flashy so a lot of people
don't talk about him like you said you didn't even know i know he is i mean i i
but i don't watch
i barely keep up with anything now now i know why why is this not on i don't
hear him check check
check there we go check it wasn't oh i'm sorry you're saying eddie you know
what i think uh i think
that there's a chance that now it's really loud the reason why there's
saturation of the ufc i think
that was done on purpose so we wouldn't watch anything else i can barely keep
up with the ufc why the
how the fuck am i gonna watch bellator no you know what it is i'll tell you
exactly what it is
there's only a certain amount of fighters there's hundreds and hundreds of
fighters and if you just
let those dudes just run free they get scooped up by other organizations and
the reality is there's a
lot of fucking top talent out there there's a lot if you want to have an
organization that has 300
fighters on contract you got to have an ass load of events plus plus the idea
is just keep spreading
this shit everywhere put on fights everywhere fight card international two at a
time people talk
about on the internet all the time it's it's a it's a known subject uh it what's
up with the the
saturation with the ufc do you like it in america in america internationally it's
growing like a
everyone's talking about international it's like this was it is it good was
there a plan
to oversaturate it's not they don't believe it's oversaturating the spots no
they don't they don't
believe it's oversaturating they're putting on good fights they're just trying
to put on as many
fights as they can it's tougher for them to get famous no i was the fighters
the fighters there's
so many shows look at conor mcgregor the motherfucker got famous immediately
well now you're talking
about the exception right neil magny we we go five years ago he's five and oh
you know he's on the
front cover of fighters only doing shit it's possible he wins by decision every
time no he just won by
tko tonight he won his last fight by tko in australia he was on the roll we're
talking about him here
he's got nice skills well i've only used the top mounts because he was a
trained partner of mine
other than that i wouldn't be talking about him you just blew his ass up but
you know what i'm saying
it's like okay how come a guy like him who's been winning how come he doesn't
get as much
attention as a guy like conor yeah exactly like john fitch john fitch was a
popular fighter
i mean it depends well he was he was successful he's successful he's still
popular he fought for a
title strong walkout song but you don't have to be yeah very strong rusty
chains come on son
um but he wasn't exciting so so people want to see him lose i like this stuff i
like to stop it well
i let you that's what i like about it it's that style test people you know he's
unbelievably tough
he fucking stays on guys he grinds tana white said though oh let this
motherfucker lose
yeah soon as he lost dude i'm telling you oh his eyes cut your cut he's a
badass how's the craziest
thing about berkman about him well this is a nasty this is a good uh good top
game man real good
balance oh shit he trains a stand-up with hafail he's he's awesome how about
damien maia
dan uh john fitch is john fitch right he john fitch john fitch yeah true
fair is holding on to a leg here a monkey fucking a football stepping over what's
going on about it
oh shit he won't get caught in that ferrera's good never say never son yeah
his knee is so flexible all i would go for knee bars leg locks all day on him
he's twist out they'd
be twisted so far back for sure send his coach a text right now it's crazy what
is up with dudes who
have like super flexible joints i don't know it's like hoyler i think you're
born that way like
hoyler you remember when hoyler fought sakuraba right he had his arm bent way
the fuck behind his
back you're for sure is that what it is or is it just years and years of jiu-jitsu
is it like
starting as a baby i think jiu-jitsu helps like eddie probably you i mean you're
so like you're you're
so flexible down there don't you think you were born that way were you born
flexible oh i disagree
everybody was everybody was everybody was born man you look stiff walking and
you are not born
flexible i am not flexible you look super stiff walking in i'm with you i think
all babies are
born flexible but some just keep using it and some don't use it and they lose
it it's about it's how
you grow up you don't use it you lose it we got to be real careful about not
talking over each other
sorry and for me i used to bite my my toenails with my feet that was my bad
habit i did that kept the
flexibility while all the kids are so disgusting i did the exact same thing
when i was a kid so
that was the key to the rubber guard oh god being a disgusting toe sucker i
would do it in private
though i don't do it anymore you just did it make sure my mom because my our
doors didn't have locks
you have to make sure your mom's not gonna walk down like were both hands on
your feet or like
did you were you i'd bite my toenails flexibility is something you can achieve
flexibility that a lot of people a lot of people don't work hard enough at i
turned into this son i agree
with that joe but at the same time that's that's a little bit free some guys
are freakishly yeah
i'm not the same as being explosive he's been doing it forever though i'm not
that it's not like
explosive it's not like that that's a different animal listen brandon anybody
can get flexible
if you stretched yeah rubber guard oh that's a nice shot everybody knows that
when you walk into a
kickboxing school you can't kick to the head dude everybody knows you gotta
work on your stretcher
benny's badass and eventually he'll be able to kick to the head it's the real
deal dude that
fucking shot was sweet you roll with that guy he just doesn't quit it's for
zinc it's supposed to be
he's good isn't he oh yeah he's undefeated in the ufc you know what i think man
i think
there's people that just don't put in the effort and they just accept the fact
that they're not
flexible remember that dude that we had the big football player guy who got
stupid flexible over the
course of like a year he had terrible flex he wouldn't stop stretching and he
got mad flexible
in a year he was like a soldier some people get get to load the goal is to get
it was huge he was
built like you he's a giant dude he was like 250 we used to call it riding the
bull when we would
fucking roll with that guy because if a guy came to you and you were going to
take him under your wing
and and and you uh hooked him up with a kickboxing trainer and he came up to me
and said hey i can't
kick to the head man i don't know what to do what would you tell him retire
oh damn i would say beat it nerd benny just cracked him with that knee dude he
was dominating him on
the ground too i was really surprised by how he took him down and then got his
back and was hanging
on to him where's this kid from he's beating him he started with uh on the mic
son he started with uh
bruno mamut at uh it was a half gracie all right nice half gracie makes a lot
of killers yeah he's
got a lot of killers up there in northern california he had cameron earl up
there he had a lot of dudes
up there right david terrell he's out of there dave camarillo damn camarillo
animals animals up there
dude gumby scott nelson well half was mad at bj when bj left and went to nova
uniao right remember that
call him a traitor details of that yeah hopefully they worked it out but i'm
talking about the one in
uh in uh nice body kick off tustin oh where's i'm hills oh whose teacher is
there that bruno mamut
oh okay yeah yeah but he also trains with uh half i l now at uh kings oh okay
halfel cordero yeah
he's a good guy man yeah he's a sweetheart yeah i've tattooed him and his wife
a bunch of times
oh you're a tattoo artist yeah yeah yeah he better be otherwise he just had
something vulgar
a dude and his wife i don't know it could have been a weird night
but you got to keep that shit quiet yeah
dude and his wife
private information you gotta be a little shy about that hey do you uh do you
guys party
that'd be great your tattoo artist absolutely not hey she had no idea what that
meant and we were at
we were by ourselves at a club in tahoe and some couple comes up all cooked out
of their gourd
oh no you guys party and i was like she's like oh yeah she's like you want to
have fun and i'm
like no no no we don't we don't party yeah that's a different we don't we don't
party yeah that's a
different that's a bummer yes and no his wife is like 50 with just just perfect
just perfect cement
tits like five-year-old tits with a tiny little dress on i was going to say one
with the trade-off
never works i