Name: Joe Rogan Experience #598 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz
Uploaded: 2015-01-13T04:00:04.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #598 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-01-13. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #598 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz

your problem with brian's fucking microphone listen to that goddamn fan god
that fan sucks
yeah until you when you turn your mic up and down when you're gonna have to do
that when you talk
because that microphone's dog yeah just keep you careful you drink there
the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
you're right that thing's loud as heck out over here yeah are we live yeah okay
yeah that thing's
loud as we have a problem here folks it's not a major problem we have this uh
new tricaster set up hd joe diaz we're in hd now but unfortunately the tricaster
has fans on it it's
super noisy where uh brian's microphone is positioned maybe i could just sit
over there
till we fix this sit over there yeah sit over there we'll throw a camera on you
and let jamie run it
fuck it yeah come on over here be one of us come over to the big boys table uh
we uh we got this
tricaster set up and it's pretty sweet it's because a lot of people watch this
on their televisions you
know you take like uh chromecast or you just uh use an htmi cable there's a
bunch of different ways you
could do it and you send or you could use that apple thing where you throw it
to apple tv and you can watch
it on apple tv what is that called uh apple tv airplay airplay yeah so anything
that's on your
computer you could watch on tv you just shoot it to that and if you're using
the uh air that's how it
works right yeah do it from your ipad or your iphone or anything like that yeah
it's pretty sweet
so we're moving into 2015 joe diaz it's crazy we're taking to the next my wife
canceled cable did she
really yeah she kept some package she said that's it we live on netflix i love
it well i gotta tell
you i love it i love it too i love it i ain't gonna lie to you when i come home
at night from comedy
netflix and i unwind and i can watch whatever the i want yeah a buddy of mine
worked for sci-fi
for 20 years and he said i got it once because i would watch how my children
would watch tv
and i knew that they were on to something yeah kids yeah and i kept going to
sci-fi and telling
them and they were like you know what you're talking about he quit and he
started his own
youtube channel horror show and he's killing them but it's funny how even my
daughter
goes nuts when a commercial comes on when she's watching bubble guppies and the
commercial comes on
she too and she looks at me like because she's not used to it on netflix when i
put on dora or
whatever yeah the grinch that stole christmas or whatever there's no
commercials so for her it's
fucking that so i watched her the other day i'm like look at this yeah even a
two-year-old tells
you that commercial suck ass yeah they're not fun it's it's unnecessary and it
ruins the the vibe
of the show i watched the walking dead almost entirely on netflix or on apple
tv rather but i um i
decided uh to to record it on my dvr one night and i tried watching it on on
regular tv oh it's
fucking awful i watched it oh that's what it was i watched it live without
recording it because you
can't watch it on apple tv until the next day so it came out on sunday so i
watched it live so we
just paused it and walked away for 20 minutes and came back so we could fast
forward through all the
bullshit but it's like every fucking 15 minutes they have this big break and
the show stops and
it's it's a dumb way to intrude on television it's like for whatever reason
they started doing it like
that and they stuck with it and some guys do it like that with podcasts like i
love adam carolla but
adam carolla does commercials like a radio show he just he does them all the
time he does them every 15
minutes you know he's like he's got like breaks like hard breaks just like a
radio show you know i
mean guess that's the world he came from so he decided to just do it that way
well these new uh marketing
agencies that contact you now they they're trying to ruin you they dangle big
money at you but they
want you to read 18 times a show you can't do that it becomes what we went to
get away from yeah you
know so no i don't interrupt i won't interrupt i do it before i do it
afterwards i'll put on
twitter if i think it's a good product and i enjoy it i'll do it but i'll do it
with no contract like
if i if i tweet something like if you see me tweet something about nature box
it's because i like it
like i got these sriracha cashews they're the i love them i love them so i i
tweet it like there's
no agreement i don't have it there's no like you have to tweet this five times
a week there's none of
that way so i don't interrupt any podcasts and i don't because i don't i don't
want that when i'm
listening to stuff i like stuff to go all the way through to the end and i'd be
more inclined to
support something that supported that than i would be to inclined support
something that's that same
old system that system sucks man that every 15 minute system you don't do it
you don't have
commercials on any of your i don't do any commercial yeah none at all that's
silly you need to make some
money well i usually just say hey go do if you want to help out just go to shop
squad and then
that just takes care of everything in one little swoop are we rocking the split
screen now old school
like like the old days oh we're going old but we're going new again now we have
i'm sorry what's in
between apple tv and netflix well netflix is incorporated in apple tv so if you
have an apple tv
there's netflix in there you just got to sign up for an account but you said
that apple comes out the next
day netflix yeah no netflix doesn't have uh i don't think they have the walking
dead if they
do it's probably like the earlier seasons with apple you buy the whole season
like you rent a season
and you can watch like all the episodes at once which is legit if you haven't
done do you watch walking
dead no i'm scared of that you you know when i was a kid i went to the one we
would get high and go to
dawn of the dead and those type of movies you know and that was george romero
was the
fucking crazy when i was a kid that's the guy that made all those yeah night of
the living dead and
i still remember that one thing with the black guys yelling mama mama and he
stands next to the
helicopter and the helicopter just cuts the top of his head off oh god i just
never and i you
know i don't know it's not for me people walking around like zombies and i have
fucking nightmares and stuff so i don't watch nothing american horror story is
probably one of the scariest
motherfucking shows i've turned down and lasted for like 13 or 14 minutes is it
really that lady's
fucking scary dog oh yeah what is her name again she used to be good looking
hot as yeah hot as
fucking we were young what is her name god damn it's not angelica houston
something like that not
angelica houston the other one she was in uh the mailman always rings twice the
postman always
rings twice god damn she was hot back then what is her name man she tried jessica
lang jessica
lane yes that's who it is you know she was uh faye ray in the king kong remake
the uh dino de lorientis
is that his name uh king kong remake with rick baker which is like that was
like the second king kong
there was like the the old school king kong it's a stop-motion claymation that
looked like
shit but then uh rick baker did a version of king kong that was super
sophisticated for the time
and uh she was jessica lang was the the fey rain she was hot as well when jack
nicholson put her on the
table and in that movie it was tremendous look at it she looked great she yeah
she was smoldering but
you know what man she as an actress like or an actor i guess you say it doesn't
need to be gender
specific she holds her own right now she is as good as anybody man she's so
creepy on that show
she's so like powerfully creepy you know like there's like there's there's just
a realism to her
the crazy that she projects it scares the out of me man she's on there too the
one that played tina
turner with uh with uh is she she's in the new season i haven't watched the
seasons the fat chick
from the cutoff jack khan's legs james khan's leg and kathy bates is in the
baby oh my god she's a
motherfucker it's a scary ass fucking show my wife watches do you have to watch
the older seasons to
be caught up or is it a new season a totally new story i don't know how it
works man you just tune
in and freak out and get out of the room i sit down for like eight minutes i
watch jessica lang i watch the
black chick and i get the out of there that's hilarious i can't deal with that
at all
i watched angel heart i couldn't sleep for angel heart was on a couple weeks
ago and i stayed up
and watched it scared the out of me it's really well written because they set
up the first episodes
i don't want to give any spoilers but a family moves into this house and uh jessica
lang is like
the neighbor or she comes by and she comes by like unannounced it's real creepy
how she does it
and you know you know she's fucking nuts and so you the guy's there with his
wife and his children
and you're like oh fuck like this is gonna end terrible it like draws you in
like right away you
get nervous and you feel freaked out like right away do you have hulu joey did
you ever get hulu i
think so yeah i quit uh my cable also and hulu is actually one of the best ones
because you you can do
shows usually the day after or then at the same day like south park's a good
one on there if you like
south park what uh networks do they have what networks they have a lot of fox
ones they have uh
brooklyn 99 yeah they have a lot of nbc like saturday night live and stuff like
that it's it's
it's a nice blend of all the the main networks and also they also have movies
on there so it's a nice
little change uh from also amazon prime is another thing if you have amazon
prime you get access to
all of amazon prime stuff awesome they have their own shows uh and you can also
rent movies through
them which is nice so wow yeah it's all the options that are available today
you're not the first person
to tell me either i have several friends that have cancer people said i don't
want to do a buck and a
half no more i'm not doing it yeah it seems ridiculous i'm not doing it netflix
is seven bucks a month
i mean it's seven dollars yeah like that's so insane and the other one's 8.99
yeah so for 20
you got everything and i think cbs just announced that they have something for
like five bucks and
you just get all the cbs which is silly because you can get it for free already
but i guess the
convenience of downloading whatever you want hbo's going right yeah so if you
just want to watch
game of thrones yeah yeah you just go hbo online right hbo online it's pretty
much becoming other
cart which is something that i've always wanted in a cable company being able
to pick and choose which
uh channels you want cable companies are screwed yeah and when you develop a
show like if you when i
was doing that sci-fi show you film the show you edit it and once it's edited
then it has to wait
for you know whatever night it's on tuesday night at eight o'clock whatever it
is and then you wait for
it to go on and then the show broadcasts live tuesday night at eight and they
sandwich in a bunch of
shit that you don't want to see so in between that you're watching prilosec
commercials and
fucking toyota commercials and all this that you don't give a fuck you're just
being they're they're
literally with your experience just come on buy me come on buy this hey what
about this i feel better
look at my wife look at my car next one what about us you could buy us too what
about us do you have
insurance is your insurance run by a lizard and they have all this goofy and
you you it
ruins your experience they don't have to do that anymore what are they going to
do for commercials
product placements i think mostly even grosser and i think that's the the
reason why we're paying
a monthly subscription fee if you're like holding up