Name: Joe Rogan Experience #628 - Garry Tonon & Eddie Bravo
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #628 - Garry Tonon & Eddie Bravo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-03-22. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #628 - Garry Tonon & Eddie Bravo

Hey everybody. This is a very special podcast, very special Saturday afternoon
podcast. We're watching an old fight from 1954 that's supposed to be a pro
wrestling match with Gary Tonin, one of the best jujitsu artists in America
today, one of the hot young fucking killers of grappling, and of course my
brother Eddie Bravo. Yo. Yo, holla. And we're watching this video that we found,
all of us found this on the underground. Someone posted it. I'll have to give
the dude props. I forget his name.
But it's Kimura, the guy who the shoulder lock, the Kimura was named after
because he used it on Elio Gracie back in the, what was that, like the 40s or
something like that? Man, I don't know. It could be the 20s. I don't know when
that was. You told me 1962 I wouldn't know. It was a long ass time ago. Black
and white era. Point being, he did some pro wrestling and he did a pro
wrestling match with this guy.
I think I'm saying this right. Rikido, Rikido-zan. Rikido-zan. I hope I'm
saying that right. I'm just reading. I never heard anybody say it.
That's a big Japanese dude. He's huge. He's huge. And this match starts out
like this. Starts out a pro wrestling match where they're like, you know, they're
like doing a bunch of stuff.
They're kind of allowing each other to push each other around. And there
somewhere in the match, it becomes like a war.
And the big dude, right there, the kick to the balls. Look at this. Boom. Right
hand. And this just turns into a fight. This is 100% a fight now.
Oh, yeah. He's looking around panicking. He's like, what the fuck's going on?
He's panicking. He tries to clinch. And this is real now. This is a real single.
Like, he's fucked up. Look. The referee says, don't do that.
Boom. He punches him in the face. He's poking him in the eyes. He kicks him.
Oh, shit. He kicks him again. Wait for this, though. This gets even crazier.
Look at this.
Open hand slaps. The soccer kicks him, man. He headlocks him. Boom. Look at
this shit.
This is totally real now. Boom. Look at that. Oh, shit.
I mean, he's fucked up right now. And this dude is still beating his ass.
Oh, my God. Just lets it go. Oh, my God.
Referee doesn't know if it's fake or not, I guess. I don't know. I mean, check
this out. Here's the finishing combo.
The referee looks at his eyes. You're fine. Back in.
Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. He's great.
I think the ref's afraid he'll kick his ass, too.
Walk in the park.
And look at that left hand that he dropped him with.
100% legit. 100% legit.
Back that up just a little bit, Jamie, to that last combination.
Right about there.
I mean, you don't fake shit like this.
Like, when he stood up, when he saw it was a little bit before this, Jamie,
that he soccer kicked him.
Go a little bit before this.
Yeah, when he was against the ropes.
Right there, Jamie. That's good.
See, this is when the dude is desperately scrambling, trying to take him to the
ground.
And Rikidozan, again, I hope I'm saying that right, just is beating that ass.
And he's mostly doing open hands, but he's kicking him, too.
And then he kicks him again. Boom.
And the bitch slap right to the ear.
Did you see?
Kimura walked to the ref and looked at him and said, dude, what the fuck is
going on here?
Look at that.
Boom.
I mean, that is, you cannot fake head kicks like that.
That's 100% legit.
This guy is getting the fuck beat out of him.
It's crazy, man.
I mean, he gets up.
He's already, like, really badly fucked up.
The referee checks his eye.
Oh, my God.
Like, dude, don't worry about your eye.
Dude, there's a good chance that that knockout was just him, like, I don't know
how to end this.
Let me just drop to the fucking floor and pretend like I can't breathe.
Maybe, right?
That last left hand holding onto the ropes.
It worked.
Yeah.
He got fucked up, man.
It's so crazy.
I've never seen anything like that before.
Just stay down, dude.
Stay down.
Stay down.
Where it starts out just a pro wrestling match and turns into full-on valetudo.
See, this is so cool.
We were talking about this before the podcast started, that it's so cool that
shit like this exists,
and we can watch some, like, historical moments in martial arts.
This is a historical moment.
Wow.
I wonder what the aftermath was.
Did he want a rematch or something?
No, he got murdered.
Who got murdered?
The big guy.
Because of this?
Probably, huh?
That's the story that, you know, that's the legend.
How much of it is true, who knows?
You know what?
I would lean to believe that.
Because that guy got his ass thoroughly kicked.
He got double-crossed on TV, and he could have died.
Yeah.
Yeah, he could have died.
He was getting soccer kicked hard.
I can definitely see Kimura having some deep connections with the Yakuza, and
they said,
we got to kill this motherfucker.
That said, no rematch, no grappling match, no submission only, no metamoras.
Kill this motherfucker.
Or just hit himself, killing him.
Just kill him quick.
Murder him.
Make it ugly.
The dude who put the video up is Ian Paisley is my hero.
That's his name on the underground.
So thanks to that dude.
That was one of the most brutal ass kickings ever.
Of all time, caught on video.
And there's another dude who posted something.
His name is P-O-L-O-N-I-S-T-A.
Polonista, I guess you would say it.
And he wrote a whole breakdown of what happened.
And apparently this Rikidozon guy, you know, Kimura was saying that Rikidozon,
that he got taken for greed and the money and the fame.
He lost his mind and just started beating the fuck out of the dude.
And so apparently they stabbed him with a urine-soaked knife.
That's what the story is.
This is so crazy.
The story is...
What does that do?
What does Piss do?
He died like days later.
I thought you were supposed to drink it.
We ran out of the poison tip.
Maybe only your own.
Yeah, if someone else's piss gets inside of you, you're fucked.
It could be.
Well, you know they do those poop things where they take poop and they transmit
fecal matter.
They transplant it to someone's intestinal tract.
And apparently it's supposed to be, like, good for your body.
Like, to get that bacteria, like somebody else's bacteria in your body through
a fecal transplant.
Makes sense.
Kind of.
But not really, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You wouldn't want to think that the health of your...
You think I'm joking.
You think I'm joking.
You do.
There's no waiting list for that shit.
Kidneys, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Kidneys, yes.
You wait two years for kidney.
Liver, shit.
Dude, you better be white.
That's so true.
You know what I mean?
That's so true.
Shit.
You can all have everybody give it to you.
You got fresh shit.
This shit...
You'd be at the operating table and they got fresh shit.
Yeah, the doctors just shit right in there.
Grade A.
Doctor shit.
They don't even need to go anywhere.
You got, like, vegan shit's the best.
Yes, right?
No, that's the worst.
No added hormones.
No added hormones.
But you're tired all the time.
You need naps.
You guys gave me some bum shit.
Vegan shit will kill you.
Yeah.
Just doesn't have the right amino acid chains.
So this guy Rakitos on, like, if you watch that, that might be, like, one of
the first ever double crosses that's on, like, video.
I don't think there's anything like that on WorldStarHipHop even.
Seriously, think about that.
It's so true.
It's so clear.
Even though it's black and white and 100 years ago, you see the strikes clearly
and there's lights.
You need to turn that into a new Thug Life video.
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, someone's definitely going to.
Oh, yeah.
Some sunglasses will drop down when he goes on when they got his hands up in
the air.
For real, man.
Yeah, that's a ruthless, ruthless beatdown.
Not quite as ruthless as that Suge Knight fucking thing.
Holy shit.
Oh, that was horrible.
Fuck.
That's horrible, man.
How horrible was it to watch?
People kept telling me about it, but I just didn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, I just
didn't get to it.
And then finally someone said, dude, sit down, watch this shit.
I go, okay, okay.
It's brutal.
Dude, we watched it on the air.
Yeah, we watched it live.
Like, not live, but the first time I saw it, and it was unbelievable.
It's hard, it's hard to imagine that someone could do that.
Just ran those dudes over.
He's saying that now that the video's out, now he's going to, people are going
to see the truth that it was self-defense.
Whoa.
That's what he said.
Oh, my God, he's crazy.
That's what he said.
He said one guy was coming after him with a gun, that's why.
So he had to run him over because of the gun.
Well, there was a, it seems like there was a gun in that video.
I mean, or something that the guy took out and put in the gun spot behind your
lower back.
I mean, does somebody ever do that with a chrome?
Like, man, dude got ran over.
But let me get his comb.
Yeah, yeah.
And stick it in the crack of your butt.
No, you only put guns back there.
That's a good point.
When a guy does that and he sticks something behind their back, it's only a gun.
It's never a cell phone.
It's never anything else.
It's a fucking gun.
That's it.
It's a gun.
Nobody puts anything back there but a gun.
What the fuck else do you hold behind your ass cheeks between your ass cheeks
and your pants?
Do you do two belts when I give promotions?
I hide it behind my butt and I just show up.
That's true.
You do.
You do.
That's the only thing.
That's true.
I was going to promote him, your honor.
He's been training four years straight three times a week, your honor.
Three times.
I have the documents here three times a week for two years.
Oh, shit.
He was due for his brown belt.
Yeah.
Well, he ran over the brown belt, too, then.
He ran over that dude.
He ran over that dude.
And that dude apparently lived.
The second guy died.
The second guy ran over his head.
Yes.
The guy that went flying off screen.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Fuck, man.
Yeah.
I mean, the stories about that, those are going to go on for eternity.
The rap world.
Holy shit.
If you're in that rap music world, the more famous you get, it's like in China.
The more famous you get in China, the triads take over.
You know what I mean?
They're like, you've got to pay us, son.
We're responsible for this shit.
You know, we own the movie houses or whatever.
And in the rap world, look at the T.I.
He's always walking around with a gun.
He went to jail.
It's like, people are killing each other.
Can't get too big, man.
Yeah.
It's so crazy how much the rap world is attached to, like, organized crime.
Or crime.
Or violence.
And it's totally okay.
It's okay because we accepted N.W.A.
N.W.A. was not real.
It was like Slayer pretending they were satanic.
N.W.A., there were dudes pretending to be ruthless gangsters.
And that album, you can't even do an album like that now.
They rape a 14-year-old preacher's daughter in the drive-in in one of the songs.
They're pulling a train on her, and they're singing about it.
It's a song about that.
And then a song about killing hookers, One Less Bitch I Gotta Worry About.
They have, like, little acting scenes in between every song.
There's a scene where they pull up next to a hooker, and she goes,
Hey, what do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
He goes, come in.
Oh, what do you want?
And he goes, let me go.
Let me go.
Shut up.
Shoot that bitch.
Shoot that bitch.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Shoot that bitch.
That's before One Less Bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
That's okay.
So we accepted all that shit.
Not just accepted it.
They sold it.
Yeah.
And it was huge.
Huge.
And none of it was true.
It was just made up story.
It was like The Exorcist.
It's like the director and the writer.
They're not satanic.
Do you think that doing that, though, just opened the door to real thugs?
Like, how many real thugs?
Have you seen Trinidad James?
You know who that is?
No.
Dude, pull up Trinidad James, All Gold Everything.
You tell me if this character is real or not.
But this is, it's the craziest thing ever.
Trinidad James.
James is smiling.
It's incredible.
This is going to be your new 