Name: Joe Rogan Experience #636 - Bryan Callen
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #636 - Bryan Callen' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-04-21. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #636 - Bryan Callen

Oh
Shit, we're live beatboxing Brian Cowan shows another hidden skill and straight
this last weekend. We just learned he speaks fluent gay rapist French
Monami the hardest things I ever laughed at is you doing your French rapist
character. Yeah
Talking to Steve Vanilla about explain him how to
Assuming you're saying tighten up his ass because you're gonna come inside of
it
You're doing it all you did it all in perfectly enunciated French. That's right.
I think you shocked him
I think he did he was crying. He was laughing so hard. He was actually crying
Those hit the camera guy who the camera guys who are pros these guys are
goddamn pros
Yeah, they they keep it together the guy gave in and was laughing out loud
while holding the cameras like
He couldn't help it we were all crying and also he knew this was never gonna
get on the fucking sportsman channel
It's not gonna get on the channel. Yeah, but I wish they would release it on
the web
The ravine comer why don't we have those we there the footage is there?
I think there's some concern that the hunting folk would abandon us
Oh, because they don't like French rapists and don't come folk don't like these
goddamn
Comedians coming in and gaying up our fine American pastime
the hunting folk
Some of the hunting folk look
Most hunting people are like most people most people are cool as fuck. I
maintain this. I really do believe this
I believe that most people are great it is a very small percentage of people it
took me a long ass time to figure this out
Just the sheer numbers. It's just that when something goes wrong
It's so disturbing for us that we get upset and we lump all other folks into
the same category that that person came from almost to protect ourselves
Yeah, and we you know
No, it's a prejudice and like having a pregnant prejudice towards
People who live in the south or having a prejudice towards, you know anything
It's all the same any kind of prejudice like it's not against another team
It's not a nicer prejudiced because they just have a southern accent they live
down there
And you just you think it's cute to think they're retarded right now. That's
goddamn prejudice. Those are people right
If you thought they were retarded because they were black you'd be a piece of
shit, right?
Right, but you can think that they're retarded just because they talk like this
like some of them that talk like this are actually super intelligent people
That's right. They choose to keep their accent. I've spoken to professors that
are like a strong Houston, Texas accent and the guy was genius as fuck
Exactly smarter than me. We are we are tribal people are just tribal. It's
really easy to do that those guys over there
I don't like people from West Virginia or whatever. I don't like them goddamn
comedians
They're smoking weed and they're talking hunting and that's not what hunting's
about what hunting's about is how I do it
Mm-hmm I get up in the morning and I face the east and there's that Muslims now
That's Muslims now see now you're a traitor and now you just exposed yourself.
No, no, no, no
You exposed yourself. I meant I praise Jesus to the east west north and south
You said the east means you're no no no
I'm not an I swear to God. I am not a
Pale-faced terrorist. I think what is that? What is that expression? There's an
expression of clean skin clean face clean clean?
Terrorist I don't know I haven't heard of me that expression is for like the
Timothy McVeigh's home the ones
You don't see coming because they look like like a little fashion American boys.
Yeah
Yeah, what is the term see if you can find what that term is chain militia? I
think I think it's called clean skin terrorist
That's what they they think of is like some
Homegrown nutty dude. I was listening to this fucking radio lab podcast about
these dudes these white supremacist dudes that were planning this mass murder
and they were
Infiltrated by the FBI. Jesus was fascinating man
God damn that national public radio podcast radio lab is one of the best things
ever not just like on
podcast but as far as like
As a movie if it was a movie would be one of the best things. Well, it was a TV
show
It'd be one of the best things ever you you turn me on two things. We were
hunting Dan Carlin's hardcore history
I'm obsessed by the way you want to talk about a guy doing the world of service
If you want to learn history and I you're talking to a history major
I read all the books blah blah blah I take courses from the teaching company if
you want to learn history go to Dan
Carlin's hardcore history. I have never I've listened to great professors
I've never heard anybody kind of break down history as a story where you just
can't wait for the next podcast and then radio lab
Which I've always listened to NPR and sometimes I have those on there, but
radio lab is pretty amazing
It's off the charts amazing. It's so good
So it is clean skinned a clean skinned terrorist is a potential attacker with a
spotless record whose documents don't arouse
Suspicion Wow. Well, you gotta think like every terrorist every dude who blows
a fuse there has to be like there's a moment
Where you could get to like a certain age?
You could be like pretty nutty and get to a certain age without a criminal
record
Yeah, and then you're all the time you're like building up for the one big nutty
event
Those are the scary guys that inside live inside and then they're just waiting
for action
Yeah, they're terrified and they just they're fantasizing they're going over in
their head going over ahead and then they finally explode now
How do those guys get made is that nature and nurture isn't that isn't that the
ultimate question?
Because if we could stop all people that would wantonly want to create war for
profit if we could stop all people that would
Act in the name of global
Aggression for financial gain if we could stop all that we would all do it and
then we would have a way crazier world if we had a world where
Everybody was basically really nice
Yeah, although although you're you're suggesting in the way you frame that as
you're you're assuming that
people that are aggressive or create aggression or the are the aggressors are
doing it only for a lot of people think this only for certain
negative things like money conquest territory
The problem is that aggression a lot of times can be fostered in groups of
people
If they think that another country is actually going to hurt them in the future
It can be very much useful in a self-defense capacity or at least justified
that way and always has been absolutely and I so
I don't think you'll ever get I don't think you'll ever get rid of aggression
and you probably shouldn't I think it's part of the order of the universe
I want what I think you have to do is this the biggest threat is you know
One thing that's always kind of confounding about life is that it takes so long
to build something
It takes so long to build a complete human being
It takes so long to build something like the Sistine Chapel and it's so easy to
destroy one motivated fanatic with a
You know a large enough bomb on his back could blow up, you know
St. Peter's Cathedral or could kill I don't know how many people and
That's what's so hard is that the things that take so long to build are so easy
to destroy and
As technology grows
It's going to become more and more a factor and more and more of reality where
one person or a small group can get their hands on
Devastating technology to destroy
You know something impossibly huge. So that's the bigger question. I think
aggression is always going to be around and
When you say you know, I wonder how those people are made
I don't know that it's going to be done by that one crazy because one crazy can't
get his hands on
Massive amounts of weaponry. He's usually one guy and he carries a gun and he
does enough damage
Well, how about these kids in the Boston bombings? I mean they were fairly
clean skinned
They were and they didn't do they they killed I think six people. I can't
remember what the thing is, but
That's always tragic. What I'm saying is that
The the bigger threat is less aggression and more sort of warped ideology
That moves and motivates a large group of people into aggression, right?
That's what I worry about and that's where I think you know
So you wouldn't you but you say aggression you don't mean aggression like
hostile
Takeover of countries type aggression. You mean just like male behavior
Like what do you mean when you say
Aggression aggression in this context is took a military a military sense
something that causes massive destruction
irreparable harm to
infrastructure
And to populations and and for example, what's going on in Iraq with not with
Isis, right?
When you hear the news if you just listen to the news Isis is this terrible
group of fanatics. Yes, they are and they kill lots of people
It's a much deeper problem. You know, they're talking about what do you do
about Isis?
Well, do you bomb the shit out of the problem is they're they're ingrained in
the sunni towns and population and they have a lot of support by the sunnis
Why why do these fanatical guys have support from the sunni population?
Has nothing to do with whether those sunni people who are good people like you
just said most people are really good people
They are they are giving support to a fanatical group of people because they
are their best hedge and their best bet against what's called
Shia aggression in their eyes
So the shia the shia who dominate the south of iraq who sit on most of the oil
down there
If the sunnis don't cut out a little place for themselves
Using this crazy group called isis
They could be left in there in the future in real fucking trouble
And so again now we're talking about they're using aggression be as a form in
their eyes as a form of self-defense
If you were in a sunni iraqi you'd have a very different idea and context of
what's what isis is
As as opposed to you and I who get our information
And again, there's nothing to admire about those guys. They're ruthless killers
But it's just interesting that you and I look at that as aggression on a once
You know one side of a lot of those people are using isis as self-defense
Aggression is justified. Yeah, they're terrible, but we need them against the
shia
So it's it's hard for someone who lives in california in 2015
To wrap their head around what's going on in other parts of the world right now
unless you
I mean even like what i've seen of it. I haven't seen enough
My my seeing of it is all two-dimensional
You know, I couldn't imagine
I couldn't fucking imagine
And it's one of the biggest problems
We were going to have with people that have seen it and don't have to imagine
anymore trying to forget it trying to be normal again
And you you ask of a fucking hell of a lot of people and and how do you help
them through that and what kind of?
Counseling mental health counseling. I hope it's comprehensive. It's a really
good question because they always say after a war
And after the revolution and after whatever happens in a country settles
Everybody always forgets about the victims
There's never really any kind of infrastructure to help
People in syria leone that got their arms hacked off that saw their kids killed
in front of them and stuff like that
Is it possible that?
Because of the ability that we have right now to translate languages so quickly,
you know, we're just really
Unprecedented it's something that people don't think about that much
But there's all sorts of software now just on a regular phone that can look at
images and translate them to english on your screen
They you could have asked questions and have those questions immediately
translated
Into spanish there's all these programs they have now
Like it's it's way easier to understand under other languages than it ever has
been before like to decipher actual texts in real time
That really never existed before no and that kind of technology i