Name: Joe Rogan Experience #643 - "Big" Jay Oakerson
Uploaded: 2015-05-05T05:52:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #643 - "Big" Jay Oakerson' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-05-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #643 - "Big" Jay Oakerson' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-05-05. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #643 - "Big" Jay Oakerson

Makina
Are we live?
Yeah, you streamed TV Ford slash
Big J's here big J's here
Bam, and I'm tweeting and we're live. What the fuck big J?
Welcome back, sir. I heard you're punching white people in Baltimore. Is that
true?
You just ran around just punching white people. That's it. Well, you gotta get
all the fans you can get right if you want to be down
Yeah, one way right now be super upset with white people. I had a I had an
argument with a comic about
Baltimore
This week. I was like he was very pro like the
The violent protest of it white dude white like you know like hipster white
comic
I would say and his I was so surprised cuz I always thought they were supposed
to be the tender guys and
His comment I couldn't believe the coldness and I'm saying
He was like so big fucking deal that you know, they tear apart uh a
CVS he was who gives a shit man
There's people getting killed in the street
You know the cops are killing people in the streets and it's like but who cares
like the fucking owner of the CVS
Like why what does he have to eat shit for it? It's totally unrelated
They did it in Ferguson to businesses that were owned by black people
And there was there were some instances of people burning down businesses that
had absolutely nothing to do with any of the the pro police
You know group there were people that just lived in the community and then all
of a sudden everything got smashed in
Oakland when when some guy the guy got shot in Oakland there was a they smashed
up bank and someone wrote fuck
Capitalism on it like okay, really like is that what this is about the fucking
cop killing the guy is about capital?
Is that the other one that the accident or the you know quote-unquote accident
in the train station? Yeah, that guy fucked
Did you see the movie they made of it? No, they made a movie of it?
I like when they uh, they do this with a lot of Hollywood stuff. It's just such
a hilarious phoned-in thing
Was I if you remember even like the do you remember the Biggie Smalls movie did
you ever see that one never saw it?
What was it did you see it, Brian? No, it's called notorious. No, yeah
I saw it once. I mean I saw it once. Who the fuck played Biggie? It actually
was pretty good
Really? The preview looked like he did a good job. Young Jamie pull up a
fucking preview. I need to see this. The guy did a good job
I guess but what they just it was funny was the night he died in the movie
Like he made phone calls to everyone and he's like you know to his wife like I'm
gonna be good to you told his mom
Oh, no. We're gonna worry about money again
It's all these like things that are not true in that Fruitvale station movie,
which is about the Oakland guy like they literally made that day
Like you know the guy he sold drugs for came and given drugs and he was like
nah
I don't want to do this shit no more. I'm gonna be better than my daughter
yeah, they made it and the thing is like
You can't just make shit like that another comedian actually named Chris Tinkle
like pointed out cuz he knew the story
He's from that area and he said he was like it's already tragic anyway. Yes,
this is a tragic situation
Like a kid got killed whatever was going on. He probably deserve to get killed
by a cop, you know, so
Accidentally or otherwise, so it's just like why would you have to add like and
he was gonna go back
He was gonna go to University of Phoenix online dude. I can I can spell it out
nice and simple
It's this is exactly what it is. There's a very high percentage very high
percentage of the movie business. That's filled with wonderful
creative people
Fantastic folks who just want to make good movies like ex machina. I saw ex
machina this week. Holy shit. Is that good?
Goddamn that's a good movie. Amazing special effects was it one of those movies?
One of the best movies I've ever seen in my life and I don't want to say
anything more about it
We'll talk we'll talk about a little bit but but but boys most of them are
trying to do shit like that
But there are a few out there and those ones will stand out and they will just
They will just fucking jizz on anything jizz in every soup you make
They got to add their little fucking spooge to all your ideas and they fuck
everything up man, and especially it's gross
Especially gross when they do a real live story a lot of times with dudes who
are still alive
And they just butcher the story like that fucking wrestler movie. What the fuck
was that? We've talked about it before
What is it called Fox Catcher Fox? Oh, yeah, the one about John hunt or what is
it?
John Mark Hunt no no no no Mark Hunt's a fighter Mike yeah, what is the guy's
name? John?
Pharmaceutical company yeah, John DuPont DuPont. Thank you John DuPont who was
a crazy murderous cocaine fiend who shot this wrestler
Dave Schultz is a famous wrestler well the movies about his brother Mark Schultz
who's still alive
And they just add a bunch of shit to it make a bunch of shit up change the
timeline around change the success story of his life
Also, I'll also throw some kind of like a gay and coke doing coke with a gay
guy you get frosted tips
Short shorts the whole thing was like what's going on here? What are you doing,
man?
You know it's one of them to go down. I'm from Philly and that story happened
in Pennsylvania outside of Philadelphia. I thought it was Connecticut
That Fox Catcher thing is in Philly that was it's outside Philly. It's
Pennsylvania. Oh wow confused, but it was a John DuPont
It was like a multiple day stay also one of the most interesting is was that it
was a standoff for days with the house
Yeah
But they made it like he killed the guy and then he walked out of his house and
they just arrested him
Like it was such like a they speed through all the things that are real and
interesting to add some weird Hollywood
Like they have to force in the fact that maybe he was gay for this guy
It had nothing to do with anything just decided to make them gay just to make
this story more fun
You want to give me air head in my helicopter?
Dude they changed shit that they didn't have to change like historical shit
like the fact that he was already a world champion
One of the best wrestlers on earth. They made him out to be like a guy who was
failing and falling apart
They also had him fight in the UFC. Yeah
He did fight once in the UFC but against a white guy in the real UFC fought
against a black guy named big Gary Goodrich
It's a historic match. It's a historic like if you're a if you're a martial
arts historian that match is a historic match
Because he was an Olympic gold medalist who came and just took down one of the
best
MMA fighters at the time at will and showed the difference between like world-class
wrestling and this fucking bullshit that these guys were doing in the gym
They were there were infants in comparison his like wrestling skill, but they
changed the timeline of it
They had him watching the UFC in 87 the UFC wasn't even made until 93
So they just fucked with everything just to gay it up and add a little of this
Just to get a little fucking hunched over the script
Yeah, yeah, that was my idea basically
So I did the script man the story structure just didn't work. There was
something missing
Gay stuff when they get when they get those actors. They don't want to like it
to just be in like independent film theaters
Yeah, so they got a they got a Hollywood some horseshit story into it all
It's just so just it's so depressing that they do that to a movie. That's a
real story because then you have in your head
Oh, well, he almost got gay with the guy. He did coke
He saw the UFC in 87 you have all these things in your head and then you start
reading and you go
That's not the case like there was like he wrote a list on Facebook Mark Schultz
did of all the inaccuracies of the Foxcatcher movie
It's fucking ridiculous. It's ridiculous. They just they fucked with everything
they didn't know because he was like a consultant on the movie
He probably knew a little but what the fuck is he gonna do? They're probably
giving him an assload of money, right?
We're gonna frost your tips. He's a he's a wrestler wrestling coach at Brigham
Young
I mean he had to stop MMA fighting because the the school that he was teaching
wrestling at didn't want him doing it
It was a different time. Yeah, you know
It's like 96 or 97 or whatever the fuck it was when he fought did that was
right on the end of like
UFC being like sumo wrestler fights a ninja
It was still still that so that he was still using bare knuckles. There was
still I think he would still wear shoes
When I started used to Google wear shoes you couldn't punch the balls when I
first got there
You couldn't punch the balls and you couldn't I don't think you could pull hair
anymore. They got rid of that early. It's so fun
Growing up I watched a documentary recently to the 20 UFC 20. Yeah, and like
having that go through my life like watching that
Sport grow in my lifetime for me. I remember me and my stepfather ordered the
first one ever
Wow when it was tournament style and you had to go out and fight like three
times and we thought it was like the greatest thing of all time
But now to watch it go from like, you know, no shoes no geese no gouging all
these things that you know that they but you have to that has to
Happen and then they go. Oh, yeah. No, you can't just you can't just break a
guy's finger cuz you're losing
Yeah, well, it's it's why can't you if you break guys arm
How come you can't break a guy's finger like I really I disagree with like all
the thoughts about like small joint manipulation because the reality is if
Someone's trying to manipulate your joint like if see the only way that would
really don't really usually works in defense
Like say if a guy if you're you're trying to grab a guy you're trying to choke
him and he starts pulling on your fingers
Well, you could just pull your fingers away. You know, it's not like it's an
automatic that he's gonna break your finger sure
You just have to be more aware of it like it's realistic
Like if all this guy has to do is pull your finger back to stop you from doing
a choke
Well, then he did the right thing. Why are you taking that away from him when
it's okay for him to choke you?
Oh, yeah
You have to like actually get under the hand itself completely, right?
Yeah, but why are you taking away the guy's ability to pull on your fingers?
Yeah, if he pulls on your fingers you better get your fingers out of there and
then try to choke him again
Yeah, you know, it just makes sense to me. I actually thought because it never
happens that I
Thought there was a rule of no choking in the UFC like a direct on like choke
like you're trying against the wall
But you can do that apparently it's just it's the most
Unrealistic move to this same reason no one headlocks like you did in the schoolyard
as a kid where you know
You have the guy gonna bulldog position, right?
You know music the more that net that's so rarely ever happen
I think you're wrong. I think it is illegal to grab the neck like that. I think
it's illegal to do straight on
Yeah, I think it used to be legal, but now it's illegal. I need yeah
I need to find out about that there was something about well
There's a bunch of weird spots that you can't do like do you know you can't hit
a guy in the back of the head
Yeah, can't hit a guy in the back sure, but you get kicked in the back of the
head all the time when you get hit with a head
Kick one of the things about a head kick is you know
The shins kind of coming around here and a lot of times like a higher
percentage the foot in the instep are
Wrapping right around the back your head way fucking harder than you can ever
punch like so the idea that you don't get hit in the back of
The head is crazy because there's a totally legal shot. That's basically the
back of the head
Nobody ever gets in trouble for kicking somebody in the back of the head and it
happens all the time
It's just ground