Name: Joe Rogan Experience #653 - Natasha Leggero
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #653 - Natasha Leggero' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-05-27. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #653 - Natasha Leggero

Natasha Leggero, drinking healthy green juice.
$11, pressed juice.
Oh, I drink that stuff.
That stuff is yummy.
It's good for you.
Look at you all healthy and shit.
I mean...
Doing yoga, drinking juice.
I mean, I also smoke pot and drink.
Those are good things, though.
Do it all.
Yeah, it's like, who said Oliver Wilde,
all things in moderation, including moderation?
Oscar Wilde.
Was it?
Yes.
It was him, right?
Did I say Oliver Wilde?
Did I?
Yeah, but that was cute.
It's early.
It's 11.30.
My brain is useless until about 3 p.m.
I made you come early.
Did I say Oliver Wilde?
Yeah, well, I've been up.
I've been up.
Got up early today.
You got kids.
Yeah, kids, but I went to yoga class today.
Oh, you went today?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Went to...
To Bikram?
Yeah, 8 o'clock class.
They have, like, 5 a.m. classes.
I'm like, who is taking a 5 a.m. Bikram class?
Psychos.
I know.
I kind of want to go just to be used in the class.
Fucking weirdos.
It's so intense at 11 that I'm like,
they're getting up at 5 a.m. for a 90-minute class,
and where I live, they pump up the heat too much.
They have this, like...
They have this sort of vibe of, like,
they want to torture you.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
You know?
Well, it's an ordeal.
You're getting through an ordeal.
It's way more difficult than anybody thinks it is.
Like, you drive by these little fucking boxes,
these rooms,
and nobody knows the kind of punishment
that's going on in those places.
Everybody thinks it's, like,
a bunch of housewives, like, stretching
and holding onto their toes.
Little bit...
Do they know that Bikram Chowdhury
is raping his students?
And they're all getting $12 an hour
to, like, teach us.
Yeah, that is...
They get, like, nothing to teach us.
And he's, like, been, I think,
accused of rape 17 times?
Well, let's Google it.
I think it's more than one.
It's certainly...
That's an issue, right?
Whenever...
I mean, if one person says,
Hey, Jamie, you know,
this sexual encounter we had
was unpleasant for me,
I think you may be a rapist,
I'm calling the fucking cops.
That's, you know,
there's some wiggle room there.
Right, but when it's more than one...
Cosby numbers.
Yeah, those are big numbers.
Those are big numbers.
It's so hard to get 30 people
to agree to lie.
Unless they're working
for the CIA or something.
How many people has he...
Six.
Six.
Oh, that's not bad.
A new case was filed February 13th,
bringing the total number
of civil lawsuits...
Mm, civil lawsuits.
What does that mean?
What about criminal?
Okay, it says claims
he raped her during a 2010
teacher training report.
Five other allegations
span over two years,
including another rape charge from...
Yeah.
It's always depressing
when it's the people
who are, like,
the spiritual leaders.
Well, it's super common.
I know, I know.
Well, anytime you try
to repress things.
Mm-hmm.
But, I mean,
I don't even...
I mean, he's allowed
to have sex, right?
Yes.
He's allowed to, like...
Right.
I don't like it when men
use their dicks as weapons.
What about Pat Benatar?
What does she use as a weapon?
Sex as a weapon.
See, I think it's different
when women use it.
I'm sorry, I really do.
Cos men have upper body strength
and they have this thing...
They have upper body strength
specifically?
They have upper body strength.
Look at you.
And then you have this thing
that gets hard.
Right.
And then it inserts
right into the woman
as an act of violence.
It's rude.
It's very rude.
It's different between, like...
And inconvenient.
Engulfing.
Engulfing and penetrating
are two completely
different things.
Right.
Cos the woman engulfs,
but she can't...
She's not the aggressor.
She's receptive.
Right.
If someone grabs your finger
and starts sucking it,
it's like,
come on, man.
What are you doing
to my finger?
It's not that big a deal.
Right?
But if someone grabs
their finger
and stuffs it in your mouth,
you're like,
whoa.
That's kind of fucked up.
It's different.
Although there is female rape.
I watched a documentary on it.
Oh, yeah.
There is.
It's like women who, like...
You know what they do, though?
What?
They rape other women
and they get on their face.
So a woman will sit
on another woman's face
so she can't breathe
and, like, get off.
And I think that's what this...
I saw it on Netflix.
Well...
Female rape.
I think we would have to look
at each of those
on an individual basis.
I mean, I wouldn't want
some woman to force
her pussy on my face.
That's what I'm saying.
But, you know what...
That is one aggressive lesbian.
The problem is,
I think there's probably
some women that like
a little of that.
Like, there's probably some, like...
Look, there's all sorts
of sexual appetites.
And I know there's guys.
I know guys that like
to be smacked around
and tied up.
Really?
Yeah, I have a friend
who likes doing
that fucking weird shit.
Oh, yeah.
I used to work
for a dominatrix.
I wasn't, like,
working for her
as a dominatrix,
but she...
I worked in her clothing store
and she was also
a dominatrix,
this German woman.
And she would go
piss on people.
She would just, like...
It was so funny.
And she had this crazy accent
and she'd answer,
you know, one line.
She was ordering, you know,
fabric and then the other line
she's like,
what are you into?
Do you want me to jog
around the block?
Do you want my feet smelly?
Like, she always, like...
And then she had a guy
who would, like...
His thing...
She would tell me
about it all.
She had a guy who...
All he wanted to do,
she had to wear
white underwear
and he just wanted
to use a flashlight
and look up her skirt
for, like, an hour.
She would get paid so much.
One time I went over
to her house to get paid
and she had a man
blindfolded on the floor
crawling
and he was just
smelling her boots
while she was
writing me a check.
I mean, it was...
It never ended.
It was so funny.
But that's all voluntary.
So that's where
it gets weird.
It's like...
They're paying.
Yeah, they're paying
and they want to do it.
It's like, that's their thing.
It's like, I used to date
a girl who liked
to get choked.
That was her thing.
She's so...
I didn't...
I don't like doing that.
I don't want...
Well, because you're so strong.
It's one thing
when you ask some emo guy
to choke you
or some, like, hipster dude,
but when you ask
some guy who, like,
clearly could strangle you...
Well, that's what I do, too.
Choke me, but only
with 10% of your strength.
Not only that,
I use good technique.
I know what I'm doing.
But I didn't...
I don't...
I don't want to connect...
I never wanted to connect
those two things together.
Like, I'm not into sex violence.
It's not...
And I don't...
I think you could get
into anything.
When I was in high school,
I've talked about this before,
I had this girl
that used to, like,
rub my dick with her feet
and I had a foot fetish
for a little bit.
Oh, interesting.
For a little bit.
Like, nothing crazy,
but it lasted for a while.
Because I think, like,
I connected feet
with sexuality
for a while
because of this one girl.
I think if you start
choking people,
like, that could happen.
If you date someone
who really likes that...
And this girl used to say,
choke me.
I'm like,
I'm not going to choke you.
I'm like,
I'm not going to do this.
I can't do it.
I'm not going to do it.
Well, Joe, you just do it a little.
She's like,
choke me.
I'm not going to do it.
Don't choke her like you're
in the wrestling match.
Choke her like,
you know,
just enough.
Just enough.
Just a little bit.
I mean, I don't need to teach you,
but I'm just saying.
Some girls like it too much.
But my point being is that
if you got into that
and then you dated a girl
who is not into it at all,
and you start choking her,
she'd be like,
I can't be comfortable
with you now
because I'm thinking
you're going to fucking choke me,
you know?
Right.
That's a good point.
Do you know that guy
that's getting accused
of beating up women?
He was a host
of the CBC radio show.
His name is John Gomeshi.
Yes, I read about him.
Yeah, he's,
what's amazing is
this guy was like
a feminist,
allegedly,
you know,
Mr. Social Justice Warrior
type guy,
talked really calmly
like this.
He was one of those guys
who would talk
about women's issues.
Let's talk about women's issues
and just beat the fuck
out of girls
in his spare time.
Like, allegedly,
I should say,
allegedly.
But there's multiple counts.
Yeah, you don't want to believe
that Jimi Hendrix
hit some girl
with a telephone.
Hey, listen,
we were talking about that
before this show.
She was telling me
that Jimi Hendrix
hit his wife,
and I see,
first of all,
he was never married,
and the only time
Mr. Hendrix was ever in trouble
was in goddamn Canada,
and I told those fucking Canadians,
if you want the good music,
you got to let Jimi bring
the heroin in.
You can't be arrested
at the border.
He's hot.
You like that?
Yeah, I mean,
he's just so cool
and unique.
There's never been
anyone else like him.
Since then, either.
There's been a few guys
that have kind of
taken that vibe a little bit,
but he was the motherfucker.
If you say Lenny Kravitz,
I'm leaving.
Lenny Kravitz.
No.
Oliver Wilde.
I was going to say
Gary Clark Jr.,
is that all right?
I don't know who that is.
Oh, how dare you?
He's amazing.
He's actually really good,
but he doesn't have that.
He's got his own vibe,
but he's just a really good
guitarist,
and he happens to be black.
Since you know,
wait,
he's been around very long.
He died at 27.
He was one of those 27 guys.
Yeah.
You know,
there's a lot of weird shit
that's been going on lately
where people have come out
and said that he was killed.
His girlfriend,
at the time,
who was with him
when he died,
she jumped off
of a building in Soho,
and this guy
who wrote this book,
who was like a bodyguard
or worked for
Jimi Hendrix's manager,
said that Jimi Hendrix
was killed by his manager,
and so was the girlfriend
because she knew too much.
And it sounds like bullshit,
but he was actually kidnapped.
Jimi Hendrix was kidnapped
for a couple days,
and his manager
is the one
who got him free,
and they said
that what happened was
Jimi was thinking
about leaving his manager,
so his manager
had Jimi kidnapped
and then made it look
like he was rescuing him.
Do you believe that?
Yeah.
I mean,
I don't,
and I do.
So you would have someone
killed who was like
such an industry
making you so much money?
If the guy was going
to leave you
and you had a life insurance
policy against it,
I mean,
it is possible.
That's pretty evil.
Well,
that's what everybody said
that Suge Knight did.
I mean,
I don't think
that's beyond
the realm of possibility
that people
who are mean,
evil,
crazy fucks
who make a lot
of money off artists
like Jimi Hendrix's manager
allegedly did
would be willing
to do that.
I mean,
there's always been,
there's always been
like organized crime
ties to music
and to artists.
There's just so much
money involved
in having a guy
like Hendrix with you.
if he's going
to leave you,
look at Phil Spector.
Remember that guy
who shot that fucking woman?
He was always into,
like he was the guy
that like produced
the Beatles songs
and that guy
was apparently
always into putting guns
in people's mouths.
Like that was his thing.
That feels like
a power thing
that maybe he was like
he just got too powerful
as opposed to being evil.
I think it's pretty evil
to shoot someone
in the mouth.
Yeah, that's true.
I know,
I see your point.
I could see it both ways.
I could see it being
a bullshit story
that someone wrote
long after
Jimi Hendrix was dead.
This guy decides
to cash in.
I'll just make
some ridiculous claims
and I'll make some money.
It's possible.
You know,
no one knows.
No one knows
other than the people involved.
Do you think people are evil?
I think some people are evil.
What do you think?
I don't know.
I was just thinking like,
yeah,
I was thinking of like
Tony Soprano.
He's someone who you've seen
depicted.
Like he would kill someone,
right?
But then they justify it all
because they love their family
and they pay for their family.
So I'm just thinking like
they must defend their 