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Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - August 23, 2015

Damn, Sam Stout got KO'd in the first round.
Ain't that a bitch.
We're alive. Sorry we're late, but that's just how shit goes.
This is a Fight Companion podcast.
Have you ever heard one of these before?
Expect chaos. Expect a lot of talking over.
Expect very little...
This is not like a regular podcast.
If you listen to this, it's like, wow, they're going to talk about some cool
shit.
Maybe, but what we're actually doing is watching fights.
And during the fights, while they're playing off live, we're going to be
talking.
And Eddie Bravo's here.
Edgy Bra!
Thank you for having me, John.
Aubrey Marcus is in this.
What's up?
Tate Fletcher just has entered the domicile.
The big Tate Fletcher.
Holla.
He's got a little more feminine when Tate walks in.
Brian Callen is here.
Say hi to the world, Brian Callen.
I'll do whatever you say.
And Brendan motherfucking Schaub is also here.
Oh, wow.
The fight has already started.
We've got three minutes and 30 seconds on the clock.
Left in the round.
First fight, Marina Moroz and Valerie Letourneau.
Letourneau.
Banging, too.
The girls are banging.
This is the first fight.
And if you're watching this live, you will probably be about 10 to 15 seconds
behind the actual live.
Oh!
Damn.
Valerie Letourneau.
She got power.
She shut her lights down for a second there.
Go to side control, girl.
That's that weird moment when someone's legs give out.
Boink.
Look at this empty half.
Oh, I like that elbow to the stomach.
To the gut.
Yeah.
You don't see that too often.
What does that mean?
To the baby maker.
The way she's trying to catch the half guard, the girl on the bottom.
But you know who stopped Chuck Liddell?
Rampage stopped Chuck Liddell with elbows to the body.
Remember that?
But from side control like that with a downward elbow right there?
You don't see that often.
Well, you're not supposed to.
Even on the body, you're not even supposed to throw that down.
You see knees from there now.
So stupid.
From side control.
You can't even throw a downward elbow to the thigh.
No 12 to 6, right?
Yeah.
That's illegal.
That's so stupid.
It's so stupid.
Super old school rule.
Do we have a seat for young Tate Fletcher?
It's an old school rule, wasn't it, Joe?
Because they were saying a karate move was breaking, right?
This is a true story.
Breaking boards 12 to 6.
That shit's so dangerous.
It was actually the athletic commission when John McCarthy met with them.
Big John McCarthy way back in the day.
He told me this.
That they were so scared because they had seen ESPN like 2 o'clock in the
morning.
White dudes breaking cinder blocks with elbows.
So lame.
You can't use that technique.
Can you do that any other way, though?
And ice.
Is that the most powerful fucking strike?
No.
A heel fucking spinning heel kick will knock you into the next dimension.
But can you break the same kind of shit they break with their elbows with other
parts of your body?
100%.
Like what?
It's just not there.
Your heel or shin.
There's nothing tougher than your heel and shin.
Yeah, your heel doesn't hurt.
Like you can kick someone in the head with your heel and it doesn't hurt.
Yeah.
Like you break the shit out of your hands.
When was the last time you ever heard of someone breaking their heel by kicking
someone?
Look at this girl who's got some pretty clever jiu-jitsu, man.
Inverted triangle.
Look at this.
She's only got the head in there, but this bitch can't breathe.
Valerie Neterno.
I shouldn't say bitch because I do work for this organization and I probably
want to be professional.
That's weird, isn't it?
That's a really weird position.
Hey, listen, man.
It's not doing anything.
It's just controlling.
It's not necessarily doing anything, but people have gone out from no arm
triangles.
That's a fact.
People have gone unconscious.
If you have a good squeeze and you have short legs.
You need something else in there, though.
You need something else in there, though.
Most of the time.
You really need an arm in there.
Shouldn't she be pushing down on her knee?
Ryan, you should shut the fuck up right now, probably.
Sorry, man.
When it comes to technique.
Shouldn't she be pushing her down on her knee?
No, you don't know anything.
I do.
You don't know.
But you know, one thing that does work, though, is the fucking leg scissors.
Dudes, people do go to sleep with that leg scissors.
I agree.
Leg scissors, yeah.
I agree.
This is different, though.
It is different.
This triangle is a little different, especially at a high level.
You're not fucking submitting anyone like that.
Right, but as Valerie Leterno, she had a high level with jiu-jitsu.
I know her striking is really good.
She could go for a leg scissor right here if she untriangled her leg.
Scissor's a different animal.
Her fucking head is stuck under the chin, though.
Look at that.
That's nasty.
She's stretching her neck out.
That bitch is going to be taller after this fight.
Whenever I'm caught in something like that.
Call her bitch again.
I can't help it.
Here comes the chin.
It's like a birth.
It's like a birth.
Fucking chin.
Pushing.
Dude, she's in trouble.
Anytime I'm caught in something like this and I can't get my head out, my main
goal,
if I can't get my head out, is to do the exact same thing to them.
And it's like, dude, I got you, too.
Crazy.
You guys want to let go together?
Let's let go together.
Took the word right out of my mouth, Eddie.
This girl is not letting go, man.
This is really interesting.
This is a weird position.
Dude, that's a lot of energy on your legs, too.
It is.
It is.
What are they doing?
Are they stopping it?
It's over.
They're not standing up.
What are they doing?
They're standing up?
End of the round.
End of the round.
Oh, I was about to say.
Oh, my God.
I'll be...
Fram oil filtered.
Oil cheese done right.
The Fram cam.
The Fram cam.
I appreciate what you were saying.
I missed it.
Don't let him talk about jiu-jitsu.
You don't know a fucking thing.
That's why I butter my chin before I fight.
My chin is always buttered.
I always, always butter my chin.
Is that beer?
Cocoa butter.
Yeah, yeah.
It's beer, man.
Uh-oh.
The Indian's out.
Grass-fed butter.
Not yet.
Not yet.
I think you need a bottle opener, brother.
Hold on a second.
I think I got one.
I saw you the other day at the store, but I didn't say anything.
No downward elbows?
I didn't get in my car.
I didn't open that can.
Hey, Brian.
You're on the microphone.
You know this is a podcast.
Yeah, man.
But I'm talking to my boy, Tate Fletcher.
He and I have a connection.
Aubrey, your boy from Texas, Daniel Jolly.
Brian.
Jamie, do we have a tough first fight?
We can't bustle open.
That's a hell of a first fight to give somebody, too.
I mean, they're both newcomers, though.
This Latvian dude who looks like a killer.
They were tough.
I went to college with Daniel Jolly.
Oh, look at that right hand.
Nice right hand.
I'll tell you what, though.
That girl did recover, and that was a funky position she had Valerie in.
Look at this right hand.
Boom!
Damn.
Got back up.
Man, I am so fired up for December 12th.
You guys should all make a point of let's all try to head out to Vegas for the
December 12th event.
That's a mad event, dude.
Chris Weidman.
Chris Weidman takes on Luke Rockhold.
Robbie Lawler takes on Carlos Condit and Aldo and McGregor, which probably won't
happen.
No, Lawler-Condit's in Australia.
Oh, that's right.
It's not Lawler-Condit.
What is it?
It's the other one.
Yeah, Conor McGregor, Aldo.
But there's one other fight.
There's one other big fight on that card.
Hold.
Jacare.
Hold on.
I'll read that for you.
Hold on.
That might be right.
Jacare Romero?
Is it that?
That's a motherfucking fight.
I can't wait for that fight.
I'll tell you right now.
Dude, we should do a fight companion from there, Joe.
Fuck yeah.
On a Friday.
Yeah.
For the biggest card of the year.
That would be awesome.
Okay, hold on a second.
I'll tell you exactly what it is.
Okay, here it is.
Weidman, Rockhold.
Conor, Aldo.
Yeah, Yoel Romero, Jacare.
That's the other big fight.
That's a motherfucking fight.
Ronda Rousey too, right?
No, she's January 3rd.
You see that, brother.
Bro, I don't agree with that fight.
The Holly Holm fight.
I just don't think that's smart.
I would have gone with Amanda Nunes before Holly Holm.
Amanda Nunes looked like a badass when she knocked out Sarah McMahon.
That's a more dangerous fighter.
If I'm the UFC, I get it, though.
What do you do?
Do you have a fight at Amanda Nunes?
You know all you're doing is because when Ronda leaves, you need people to know
these other girls.
So basically you're just putting all these marketing dollars into these girls.
They're going to get their ass whooped.
What are you going to do?
You know what I'm saying?
So at least when Ronda leaves, we're like, oh, yeah, that's Holly Holm's.
She thought Ronda got her neck snapped off.
Amanda Nunes looks so impressive.
She definitely has a better stand-up than Ronda, right?
I disagree.
You disagree?
Non-fixed martial arts.
Really?
I would say, too, as a boxer, best boxer in the world probably.
In the world?
Yeah, as a woman.
But the deal is in boxing, it's a lot of point fighting.
It's like point karate.
And so is there knockout power in those hands?
And Ronda has it.
And Holly's been doing a different kind of sport for a long time.
I agree 100% with Tate.
If it was boxing, yeah, man, now we've got to fight.
She's only the best boxer in the world for women if Ann Wolfe decides to still
not box.
Ann Wolfe will break a bitch's face off.
She might be 40 or whatever the fuck she is.
But if Ann Wolfe decides to run through a training camp, tell you what, man,
that is one chick that, as a dude, I would not want to get punched by.
I'll tell you this.
She's ferocious.
Oh, slap a bitch.
I don't care who Ronda fights, really.
I just want to see her fight.
I just want to see her fight.
Tell me you're not going to be interested and excited to see Holly Holm against
Ronda.
Like, I want to see it.
If she demolishes her in a minute, fuck, that's a great fight.
Well, it's like Roy Jones Jr.
Look at Mike Tyson with Bruce Seldon, Frank Bruno, Trevor Burbank.
All those guys.
At least those guys were world class, though, my man.
That is true.
Dude.
That's true, though.
Ronda competing against Usain Bolt going to the Special Olympics running track.
You know what?
They were world class against opposition that wasn't Mike Tyson.
You know what I mean?
Mike Tyson made all those guys.
They were really terrified in the ring.
He went right through them all.
He looks just like Ronda.
But they were legit world class fighters.
Bruce Seldon?
Yes.
A lot of them were former world champs.
Bruce Seldon was a legit world class heavyweight.
Henry Tillman?
Talking about Olympians?
Yeah, they were really good fighters, man.
Razor Ruddock?
The real problem with those guys is that they were fighting Tyson.
The real problem with Ronda is Ronda is like a Mike Tyson.
She's elite of the elite.
But those girls...
Katzengano's good.
No, no.
She's good.
Alexis Davis is good.
Easy.
Those girls are good.
Easy.
They're good.
They're good.
They're good.
They're good.
She's great.
Are the girls better than them out there?
No.
They're among the best, then.
This is what we got.
They're the best mixture of...
Well, they're amongst the best in...
See, if you look at...
There's some girls.
Like, I think Amanda Nunes has real potential.
She has real potential.
She'll never beat Ronda.
If you look at Klaja.
Klaja Gadella.
She's world class.
Yes.
Right?
Klaja Gadella is dangerous.
Ioana Jacek, world class.
There's a few.
Cyborg.
Steroids or no steroids.
You know, take away all that controversy.
Just go based on her performances.
Ferocious.
Terrifying.
World class.
Dangerous fighter.
That's four.
What is she saying lately, Cyborg?
What's going on with her?
What's the latest shit?
Cyborg, whoever the fuck her manager is, she needs to fire that person.
100%.
Bro.
She needs to just lose weight, get on a scale, show.
Here I am.
I make 135.
Ronda