Name: Joe Rogan Experience #701 - Honey Honey (Part 2)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #701 - Honey Honey (Part 2)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-09-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #701 - Honey Honey (Part 2)

I'm really working hard on not being sorry.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back.
If this is your first voyage with us, you picked a very strange part of the
journey.
This is part two of the Honey Honey podcast.
Part one, there was a lot of alcohol and marijuana in the room, allegedly, and
some things were said.
We're not really sure.
Yeah, we don't know what happened.
Some things were said.
We don't even know what the fuck we said.
After it was over, are we okay?
Did we do anything wrong?
Give us another chance.
What is this whiskey that you find people have brought?
What does that mean?
Basil Hayden's.
H-Y-D-N-S.
It means fun times.
It does.
It means good talks, in-depth conversation.
They invented that shit when people thought dragons were real.
They were worried dragons were going to fly out of castles.
Oh, my God.
Drink some of that.
Fucking hammered, drinking that.
But I'm pretty sure we're okay.
I don't think we said anything that fucked up.
Mm-mm.
No.
I feel good.
But I'm not married to anything I just said.
Yeah, it's easier that way.
Oh, God.
I just want to let everybody know.
If I pissed you off, I'll probably piss me off, too.
If I go off and listen to me while I'm sober, I'm like, idiot, shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
So I'm right there with you.
We're just trying to do the best we can, ladies and gentlemen.
It's a strange, strange world.
It's a world.
It really is.
We're spinning around.
Yeah.
They found water on Mars today, bitches.
What?
Today?
Shit just got real.
Big time NASA announcement.
We're going there, aren't we?
Um, to live.
We?
Not me and you.
No, don't do it.
Everybody.
Suzanne, I won't let you guys go.
Let's get all our friends.
It'll be a big party.
No, fuck all that.
We'll bring the music.
You bring the funny.
No.
Jamie, you bring the food.
Chills out, Cease.
And the clean shading kit.
I say we stay in the spot that's already awesome.
There's not a lot of time.
Yeah, it's really nice here.
Yeah, this is the best spot we have ever seen.
We should just take, you know.
Sending rockets into space since the 1950s.
This is the best spot by far.
Did we ever tell you about our car?
The Escalade?
The Escalade?
Yes, I think so.
Used, like I said, used 2007.
We went into the manual.
We got a great deal on it.
We didn't want to buy a van.
We were like, there's four of us.
We can, like, make do with this.
That's a better move.
It was a good move.
You don't look suspicious.
We went into the user manual to figure out how to use, like, all the fucking
spaceship buttons.
Former owner registration falls out.
Ben, who was it?
Set up.
Ben.
Elon Musk.
Good googly moogly.
Do you worry that now the government is spying on you through Elon Musk's
former vehicle?
Maybe.
To keep tabs on you?
In case this is all like some sort of a scam.
Like Elon Musk, big fan of Honey Honey Ben, says,
Listen, guys, I need you to take a Cadillac off my hands.
Can you make us an electric SUV, Elon?
Please.
It would be great.
Thanks.
Have to go by.
It's a clone signal, the same one as in the back of my Tesla, that goes zero to
60 in one second.
He's controlling the vehicle.
They have these cars.
He's creating these cars that are literally, like, what's the most time you
need speed?
The most time you need speed is, like, at a red light.
Are you running?
At a red light, stop to go, or merging onto a highway, right?
Like, if you're trying to merge onto a highway, that's the only time you, like,
legitimately need horsepower.
That's the only time.
Well, this guy is creating a car that's in that way as fast as anything that
you could buy ever.
It's like a Ferrari.
Ridiculously fast.
Maybe even faster than a Ferrari.
You're going to get one?
No.
Not feeling it?
Have you thought about this very much?
Yes.
If the apocalypse comes, you're going to need gasoline.
You're going to need to burn things.
Fair enough.
What if there's a solar-powered element to it, though, the electricity?
I'm in.
Is that possible?
Yes.
If they can figure out solar to the point where they make some dope paint that's
also, like, solar collecting, and there's, like, a solar panel.
Like, why does a solar panel have to look like the inside of an air
conditioning filter?
Why does it have to look stupid?
Why can't solar panels look dope?
Why can't the whole car be just solar panels?
You know?
Why don't you make some slick-ass fucking solar panels?
I'm working on it.
Jesus.
Right?
She's on it.
Santo's on it.
Yeah, look.
I do other things.
You know they're working on it.
They're working on it.
If they ever figure out a way to make a car that is 100% solar in California,
like a Tesla, like a really high-end, beautiful car that also you never need to
plug in.
Game over.
The batteries are so efficient.
I don't think they're that far away from that.
I mean, when I say that far, I think, like, 100 years.
I don't think they're that far away from that.
No, not even that far.
I mean, I think they already have that.
They're just hiding it because the gas situation is the fucking government, Joe.
The government totally sucks.
Motherfucker, the government totally sucks.
Is that a new song?
Tenacious D.
Come on, tenacious D.
I'm so out of the loop.
There's not enough time.
It's okay.
There's still time.
There is way still time.
No, that's all I'm saying.
In the day, if you're a Tenacious D fan, don't get mad at me.
I've enjoyed a lot of their work.
It's not what's going on here.
There's just not enough time to know that at all.
You've got to pick.
You've got to pick your moments.
Too much fucking material out there.
And we're all making more of it.
Yeah.
You know, that's, like, how we do it.
We should make some fucking more.
That's the craziest thing about music, if you really stop and think about it.
At the break, we were talking about Beethoven, and we were talking about all
the different notes
and the different things that they created way back then that you can still
recreate today.
Dun, dun, dun, dun.
Yeah, just being able to notate.
You know, we can play music that was invented before there was recording
technology,
or that was the recording technology.
It's like, this is how that sounds.
We'll figure out a way to write this, and now you can interpret that and make
the same sound.
Right, and if you go back to then, how many people wrote music like that?
What was the number of published works in, like, Beethoven's finest year?
Well, it's weird because Mozart, was it Mozart?
No, like, people aren't fully aware of what Mozart actually wrote
as opposed to, like, his family members contributed and stuff?
Is that what you're saying?
That was Bach.
Bach, excuse me.
But, yeah, there wasn't, the point is there wasn't much.
There wasn't much.
Being notated, at least, because who had the education to do that?
You needed tons of money.
You'd have to get people with serious money to sponsor your life, you know,
and there just weren't that many.
It's also, like, that Tony Hawk, Lance Armstrong thing
where it's, like, there's a couple famous dudes in that field
that everybody else, who the fuck?
Okay, Beethoven, Bach.
Mozart.
Who are those other dudes?
Okay, there's, like, a couple other dudes that are, like, in the periphery.
There's, like, three.
I got room for three or four major dead pianists.
Yeah, they're so fucking good, though.
That's the thing about it.
It's, like, all these contributing factors to the environment
is, like, being an, it's, like, Malcolm Gladwell's Outliers.
It's, like, there's all these things that have to happen.
Like, I'm sure there were other people that had these magical ears.
They just didn't have the resources to build it like Beethoven or Bach or
Mozart did.
And, like, you know, if you, like, the arts, like, the Medici family
who, you know, were benefactors to these people
that, like, flourished because of their incredible amount of wealth.
You know, it's just certain things.
That was the chair.
I didn't fart.
Just making that clear.
It was, like, straight up.
I want to talk about this.
Oh, my God.
Here we are.
What happened to us?
So many things.
We were so smooth.
We were so smooth.
We were on top of it.
We're still smooth.
We are.
Our feelings are, like, right up front.
Yep.
They're right there.
There's no need for us to talk about why you guys were upset at each other a
few days ago.
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
We don't need to talk about that.
No need for that.
I think we went through two and a half hours of awesome psychoanalysis.
Go back and listen to that shit afterwards.
We're going to be like, I can't send the clues.
No, you said some really beautiful shit.
I'm not kidding.
Whether it's people want to listen to it or not, we appreciate it.
It's all lies.
I made it up on the spot.
That's what I said.
They work.
We'll take the front, the falsified information.
You ever listen to classical music, speaking to Beethoven or anyone?
I try.
I try.
Yeah.
It's difficult.
I decide sometimes I'm going to listen to it.
Like when I write, I'll put on headphones on an airplane.
Yeah.
It's hard to navigate because there's so much shit and it's like, you know, it's
historical at this point.
Some of it's like really energizing though.
It's not like, it's like, da, da, da, da.
Like that doesn't like make you fall asleep.
That's like, like, oh my God.
Like, let's get up.
It's also.
Conquer the day.
The other problem with it is like as a person who makes stuff, I always look at
it as like just some crazy cover band.
Because it's not really Mozart.
Mozart's dead as fuck.
Yeah.
Like even if they're nailing it, even if they're nailing what he was asking for,
it's not him doing it.
Half of the Star Spangled Banner is not the noise.
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
It's knowing that Jimi Hendrix did that at Woodstock in 1969.
That's half of what it is.
It's like the sound that I hear from a Sturgill Simpson song or a Honey Honey
song or fucking Run DMC, anybody.
It's like, that's their shit.
And it's coming out of them.
It's not a cover band.
It's their words with their enunciations.
Boom, bitch.
Oh my God.
I mean, that's what it is.
I mean, that's what I want.
I don't want to hear like somebody recreating.
I understand it.
I mean, I understand that it's compelling and amazing and artistic and so
integral to the structure of music even today.
But whatever.
I'm not interested.
Yeah.
Man, that's really interesting to hear.
You know what I mean?
Because I come from a total or just desire to always fucking hear that shit.
You know, listening to music in a way to be like, I don't know how to describe
it, I guess.
But in a way that's a different glance at what you're talking about.
You know, the idea of like, you want to hear somebody express themselves musically.
It's fucking awesome.
But I want to hear like when you're playing guitar, I know that's Ben
scratching those wires.
Yeah.
It's you doing that.
You know what I'm saying?
No, that's such a...
I hear you.
Yeah.
You know, like you come through that.
And there's nothing wrong with the...
They didn't have the ability to transmit this information any other way than
write it down in notes and sell these books.
Da-da-da-da.
Yeah.
I mean, it gets 100 years, 200 years, 300 years.
It's the only way to do it.
Yeah.
They didn't have any other way.
Yeah.
But we have a better way now.
Yeah.
No, you're right.
And it's funny.
There's a certain...
Maybe it's not indulgence.
Maybe it is.
But I was thinking about it while you said that.
It's like, well, I just like listening to those sounds.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Whether the Mozart's making...
I just like that sound, you know?
Oh, definitely.
And that's cool.
But it's also something that you do in your free time.
You have time to sit down and say, I'm going to appreciate some sounds.
As opposed to what you're talking about.
It's like, I'm going to hear a person.
You're right.
You're right.
You know, in that sense, I'm wrong.
Because it's really two completely different things.
It's like one of them is a beautiful orchestration of sounds.
And the other