Name: Joe Rogan Experience #715 - Remi Warren
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #715 - Remi Warren' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-10-30. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #715 - Remi Warren

we're live. Remy Warren. What's up, buddy? Hey, how's it going? Before we get
started,
let me just say the shirt that I'm wearing, Hunt to Eat shirt, is my friend
Giannis Putelis'
shirt, and you can get one. You can get a 15% discount if you go to hunttoeat.com
and
use the discount code ROGAN. There you go. Yeah. They gave me a discount code
to use?
No, they gave you a free one. Well, no, I know, but they gave me one to put on
something,
and I did, and they accidentally did it wrong, and the shirts were $2 a piece.
So jump on now, and you might get a screen. Oh, they did it wrong? Yeah. What
was the
discount? They fucked up? They said it like 20% off is like $20 off, a $22
shirt.
Ooh, that ought to hurt. Yeah. That ought to hurt. I was like, oh, shit. So we
were just talking
about before we got the podcast started that you do yoga when you're not on the
road, when
you're not guiding? Yeah, that's my workout of choice. Yeah? I feel like if I'm
going to
work out, yeah, it's a good stretch. It keeps me limber, plus you're surrounded
by hot chicks
that are sweating. It's like not a bad deal. See, I'm going to the wrong class.
My class's
housewives are just trying to barely keep it together. Oh, no, not where I go.
Yeah, it's
probably better where I go. Except there's that one, there's always that one
dude with
the lower back tattoo, and he happens always like with his mat right in front
of me, and
I'm just thinking, damn it. Isn't it weird? Like for a guy, a lower back tattoo
is a real
no-no. Yeah, I wonder, but maybe he got it before it was a no-no. Is that
possible?
When did that happen? Like five minutes? Right when it came. He was like in
line, and then
he got it, and then he walked out, and they were like, ah! Damn it. Yeah, there's
certain
spots. It's weird, right? There's like certain spots where like, like you can
tattoo your
arms, but if you get up into your neck, people go, hmm. Yeah, rough childhood.
Yeah. As
soon as you get to your face, everybody goes, oh Jesus, what the fuck are you
doing? Yeah,
there's certain zones that are okay. Yeah, like hands. You start doing your
hands, you're
very hardcore. Yeah, but the lower back is okay if it's incorporated into
everything else on
your body. It has to be like one of those Japanese Yakuza style bodysuit things.
Yeah,
it has to, and you have to work out everything else before you get to the lower
back. Can't
start with the lower back. It's like a blank space. Yeah, but it's weird though.
Like what,
the tramp stamp, like how did that happen? Like why did, why was it, is it just
because
of that's what you look at when you're having sex doggy style? Like you look at
that spot?
I mean, what is it? I haven't, I don't get it. I think it was so you could, you
could see
it like the low rider pants and the crop top shirt. Oh, right. That's another
thing. If I do it.
Oh, hey. She's a hoe. She makes mistakes. She's impulsive. Yeah, that's another
thing dudes
you're not allowed to do. You can have no shirt on, but you can't have a half
shirt.
No. You know, or like you can have shorts or long pants, but capris. What's a
capris? Oh,
those are up to the knees. The calf, the half. That's so true. That's so true.
You can't
have those. You can't have those. That's a no-go. That's a definite no-go. How's,
that's weird.
Like the no, the no shirt's okay. Like if you're at the beach and you have no
shirt, but if you
have like a jog bra type setup, that's not happening, baby. You can't do it.
Well, you'd have to custom make
it. And then that's just awkward in itself. Right. Like why did you cut the
bottom of your
shirt off? Yeah. You can cut the sleeves off. I like my belly to be free, bro.
Yeah. I like
it to be free. Yeah. We have weird choices when it comes to that. Like I, dude,
I fucking still
to this day take more shit for wearing a fanny pack. I wear one all the time.
First thing I noticed
was that fanny pack. I was like leather fanny pack. That's next level shit.
That's pretty
good. Fucking strong. I learned about it from Dice Clay. Dice Clay was in here
and he had this
very strong fan. Oh, what is this? You're showing us here. That's real. Is that,
it says Kid
Cuddy wore a crop top to Coachella. No, he didn't. He did he really? I don't
know. Did
Kid Cuddy wear that? He was in the podcast. He didn't seem gay. Well, there he
is. Look
at that. It's hot out there though. What the fuck ever. Take your shirt off,
son. There's
rules. There's rules in this life. Well, I guess maybe if you got nice abs.
Yeah, that's
no good. That back one up there, the one that we were just showing. See, this
one, for
folks listening, this is fucking completely ridiculous because it's a sweatshirt,
like
a big puffy sweatshirt, but it's been cut at the midriff, like right where the
lower rib
is. That's where it's cut. I just, I don't think I'll ever get into that
fashion. Yeah.
Yeah. That's, there's someone saying something that I don't know what he's
saying, but I
don't, I don't want to hear it. Whatever that guy's saying. It's weird. It's
weird rules.
You know, uh, when, when I've gone hunting, people have given me shit for
having two different
kinds of clothes. Like you have like a Kuyu shirt on and Sitka pants. Like,
okay. I'm, I'm
the, I've always, my whole life been the opposite of that. I, I would just mix
and match. So
I'm not wearing like the, I hated wearing, I call it like the pajamas. Yeah.
Like you
look like you're wearing a onesie. Like I'll use the same company maybe, but a
couple of
different shades. Yeah. Top and bottom. Well, the hunting thing is a bit of a
fashion
thing. You know, it is like there's, there's, it's weird. Cause it's like one
of the few
times where men will comment on each other's fashion, you know, like men, men
don't go, Hey
man, those are nice blue jeans, bro. I like the cut. Who's making those? Like
you're staring
at my dick. Something's going on. Well, it's like, it's, it's acceptable too,
for men to
wear a $500 pair of pants when they're hunting pants. Yeah. What is that? Right.
But it's,
it, there's like, there's a fashionista thing going on. Yeah. You know, the,
the, and I think
a lot of the camouflage isn't even for animals eyesight. It's for humans. It's
totally for humans. A lot of the stuff. I mean, there's, they've done so many
studies
on camouflage, you know, and that's, uh, I actually did this thing for Apex. We
were
looking into camouflage and it's just crazy. It's one of those things like we
have a lot
to learn about camouflage. Well, what can they see? What can they see? What can
animals see?
Well, they vary, right? Like some animals have really shitty eyesight. Yeah.
Like pigs have
shitty eyesight. Yeah. But so like the way camouflage works is there, there's
like matching where
you're, you're kind of just matching the environment, maybe one shade of like
sand colored bottom. And
there's like modeled where it's splotches rock type shape. And then there's
disruptive where
it essentially breaks up the outline of whatever it is. So it doesn't look like
what it is. And
disruptive, I think in my opinion is probably the most effective camouflage
when you like start
to really analyze it. Is that just disruptive. Like first light has this kind
that's like dark
stripe, light stripe and it doesn't look. Yeah. Yeah. And so sometimes you like,
it's like you look
at it and doesn't really look like, if it doesn't, if camouflage doesn't look
like anything, then that's
the best I would say. Really? So, so is the idea that it breaks up the shape of
a human? Like
yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that's what fucks with the animals. Yeah, exactly. They
see the shape of a
human and they go, Oh, that's death. Yeah. But we did, I did this thing. Uh, it
was a friend of
mine's army sniper. And so for this apex episode did, uh, made a ghillie suit.
Oh, crazy. Like
it was cool. Like a legit one, not one of those like goofy look like the swamp.
We still look like
the swamp thing, but we're, you would just like veg up and match your exact
surroundings. Oh, and I'm
not kidding you. We took a picture where he was like standing there and three,
four feet away. You
just disappear. Do you have the picture? If you have it, I'm going to email to
Jamie, if you have it,
I'll put it up on the screen and yeah, I'll see if you can. Yeah. They say that
turkeys have like
really, really good eyesight. Right. Yeah. Like with, I wore like a mask, a ghillie
suit mask,
like a shitty one. Yeah. You know, when we went turkey hunting, but it was, you
know, just, I just
see out with a slit, but it was cool. It's cool to wear it. I felt like I was
really hiding. Yeah.
I'm invisible. Yeah. But they can't see like, you know, like you have like
those real tree camo
prints that look just like leaves, like deers can't see that. No, I think, you
know, I mean, in my opinion,
it just turns to black once you get it to a certain distance. So some of, some
camouflage is just
really like based on how far away from your prey you might be. Cause like that
kind of stuff, you know,
it's made for a tree stand and it looks cool and you're up in the tree in there.
You could probably
wear a blaze orange pumpkin suit and they wouldn't see you anyways. Right. You're
so high up. Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, and then you get out of distance and it just looks black or
dark. So it doesn't
really, I wouldn't think it would be effective for like what I do out west or
in the mountains
and things like that. Yeah. There's a bunch of weird things that I'm starting
to notice. Cause
obviously I haven't been hunting for that long. There's a bunch of weird fetishes.
The clothes
fetish is one of them. There's a, there's a boot fetish for sure. Oh yeah. But
the questions
I get asked all, it's like always pull on up to this microphone. Oh yeah. Sorry.
These
things are super directional. Yep. Is that better? Yeah. I was just leaning,
leaning like
a cholo or something. Um, yeah. The things I get asked the most, boots and camo
patterns.
Yeah. That's, that's it. Well, people get into it, you know, they think about
it before they're
doing it. And so it becomes something like they want to look the part. It's
like guys want
to wear Nike sneakers and the right shorts when they go play pickup basketball.
It's kind of
the same thing. I always get a rifle hunters like come out on elk hunts and
they're like,
well, this camouflage match where we're hunting. And my answer is you have a
rifle. Like if,
if they see, if they see the shirt underneath your jacket, you're already
screwed. So we don't
necessarily need to worry about it. But I mean, that being said, I do wear
camouflage. Meaning for
people who don't understand what we're saying, when you rifle hunt, you're
really far away.
Whereas if you're bow hunting an elk, you would be probably, you'd like to be
within 50 yards.
Yeah, exactly.
What's like the longest shot you've ever taken on elk with an archery?
Oh, probably wouldn't be an elk. It'd be a deer. About 80 yards. But that's a
long ways. That's
not typical. Like everything was perfect. You know?
Yeah. That's a tricky thing, right? With archery learning when, when you can
pull something
like that off.
Yeah, exactly. Because the thing is, you know, I think a lot of people too,
like a lot of hunters,
they've got like this debate on what's ethical for distance and other things. I
think it just
depends on the situation. Because there's, I've taken a few animals at what I
would consider like
the edge of ethical range. But yet I've never lost one. But the only animal
that I've ever not
recovered was like 30 yards, you know? So anything can go wrong at any distance.
It's just, I think
it's one of those things. Because I think when you take a further shot, you
know, you're banking
on, you're, you're paying maybe more attention to all the exact things and not
just getting
like, oh, it's close. It's going to happen.
Is that one of the biggest issues that you have when, because I know you take
out like
really new hunters sometimes.