Name: Joe Rogan Experience - UFC Recap - Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo
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Joe Rogan Experience - UFC Recap - Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo

Yes, we're live ladies and gentlemen, this is if you tune into this podcast and
you're like, this is a regular podcast, right?
This is a UFC recap. So if you fucking hate the UFC, you're like, oh my god,
fucking hate UFC.
This is not, it might be the podcast for you though, because we don't know.
Like we might start talking about the UFC and it might, it could go anywhere.
It usually does.
These podcasts are like the fight companion. We, you always tell them that it's
different and all that.
But all the podcasts are like the same. It's the same shit.
It's the last one, the last fight companion, we only talked about the main
event for like 30 seconds.
Exactly.
The rest of the, we're talking about everything, sex and drugs and fucking
friendship.
Then we go to the decision, oh, I got Darius.
You didn't even fucking watch it.
You didn't even watch it.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, yeah, I did.
I just started lying.
Well, I watched that UFC on Fox.
Oh my god, what a fucking card, first of all.
During the On It podcast.
Oh, you guys did a fight companion.
Yes.
Oh, that's a great idea.
People are doing that other fight companions, like other podcasts are doing
fight companions.
It's awesome.
Why not?
It's Aubrey, his girlfriend, Alex Jones did it.
He was there.
That's amazing.
Dude, Alex Jones was on doing a fight companion with Aubrey.
That's amazing.
It was pretty crazy.
God damn, I got to listen to that now.
I'm going to go back and listen to that.
Dude, he is so impressed with, you know, because we knew Aubrey before On It,
you know, and
to watch him blow the fuck off is pretty insane.
And I mean, I was blown away.
Because for those of you that don't know, 10th Planet, Austin, we had a grand
opening.
It's at the Honored Academy.
And man, I'd never been there when I was fucking floored, dude.
That place is gigantic, man.
It's incredible.
Holy shit.
It's dope.
Yeah, Aubrey doesn't do anything half-assed.
No, no, no.
He really puts his heart and soul in everything.
He's got a special knack for creating things and putting things together.
He's an executive producer, man, and he's good at it.
On everything, though.
You go to dinner, and it's like, I've never had a dinner like this.
I was on a boat, and there's just hoes everywhere.
I'm like, I've never been on a boat like this.
For reals.
I'm like, dude, I've never been on a boat like this.
That's like Biggie Smalls type shit.
He's like, this is how we do it.
His playlist is from the heavens.
I'm like, can I have that playlist?
He's like, sure.
Yeah.
He's the best.
He's just an unusual dude.
He really is.
Very, very unusual dude.
Yeah, and so Alex wanted to do a piece on me, because he's got people that work
for him
to do jiu-jitsu, and so Alex found out that I was going to be there, and he
decided to
go down and interview him.
He had an InfoWars mic.
Yes.
He's sitting next to me during the Invitational during the tournament, which
was fucking nuts,
and he's right there, and he's like, Alex Jones, like, holy shit.
It's pretty crazy.
That is crazy.
God damn.
And he fell in love with jiu-jitsu.
He was there for the whole place, for the whole tournament, wanted to stay,
stayed afterwards,
stayed for the podcast.
He was there for hours with that InfoWars mic.
He wants to bring his daughters to jiu-jitsu.
That's amazing.
He wants to do jiu-jitsu.
I hope he does.
You know, I lost 30 pounds, you know.
He used to be ripped.
Do you ever see what he used to look like?
Uh-uh.
Dude, he was a stud.
He wants to get skinny and ripped again.
Why don't I know this guy?
Alex Jones, infomercials, InfoWars, infomercials.
He's the most popular conspiracy theorist.
He's like the...
Oh, yeah, I definitely wouldn't know.
He runs...
Well, he used to be a radio DJ a long time ago.
He's still kind of doing radio, but now most of it is on the internet, but he
does a lot
of it, I guess, on, like, AM stations.
I still think he syndicated.
He does both, right?
He does, like, the radio part, and then he does...
Because the dirty part, the internet part, is when Joey came on, and Joey was
swearing.
Remember?
You've seen that thing.
That's all on the internet.
That's only his internet version.
Yeah.
But he has a radio version, too.
I just get his app, and I just, you know, anytime...
He's out there, it's like 24 hours.
And he's just spin-out conspiracy theorists?
Yeah, he's a conspiracy theorist guy.
Like, heavy-duty, over-the-top.
But he's been...
I've known him, I've been friends with him since 99?
I did a comedy DVD in Austin, and he and I put on George W. Bush masks.
I was Bush younger, and he was Bush older.
He was Herbert Walker Bush, and I was George W. Bush.
Sounds awesome.
And we ran around the fucking Capitol building, like, where the state Capitol
is.
What?
In Austin, and filmed it.
It was just so retarded, so stupid.
Random shit.
I became friends with him back then, so we've known him for 16 years now.
Yep.
I bet you and him just get balls deep in conspiracy theories.
Oh, he doesn't...
We partied in Vegas one weekend.
Joe took him out to the UFC, he flew in, and man, he does not...
You would think that he was like, dude, we're out partying, let's not talk
about conspiracy theories.
Oh, I wouldn't think that at all.
He's ready to go.
He's ready to go all day.
For sure.
He's got so much fucking information, man.
It's incredible.
Yeah, he's a funny dude.
Yeah, he's...
I love that dude.
That dude is so cool.
I fucking...
I could sit there and hang out with him for hours and just...
Of course you could.
You know what?
I think people get the wrong impression.
He's a genuinely good guy.
Yeah.
He's a really good guy.
I'm sure.
He's not like just a fucking crazy wacko.
Everybody thought he was crazy back in the day, but even the last time Joe was
on his show on the phone, you said, man, all that stuff that people were
accusing you of being crazy about, all that shit is coming true, Alex.
You said that on the radio, like the NSA stuff, but he was the first one.
He was saying a long time ago that the NSA was going to be monitoring everyone's
phone calls and was going to be recording everything you do.
People thought he was not true.
And they were like, you're out of your mind.
There's no way that's going to happen.
Also, one of the big ones that I found out from him was he had this video
called 911, the road to tyranny, I think it's called.
And a lot of it was about agent provocateurs.
And what it's about is how they would go into a peaceful protest and they would
send these people, whether they were cops or soldiers, whoever the fuck they
were, they were in government-issue boots and they would send them into these
peaceful protests.
They would wear masks and they would just start smashing things.
So they would pretend that they were a part of the protest.
So they'd go in the protest, they'd smash storefronts, they'd smash car windows,
create havoc.
Then the cops would move in.
And in the case of the World Trade Organization, these agent provocateur guys,
these guys that got hired to go in and start smashing shit, they all went into
a house and waited.
And then the cops waited outside.
They all negotiated.
Nobody rushed in and took these people.
And then they eventually let them all go.
Like there was some sort of behind-the-scenes conversation.
But when they did it, when they did it, they stopped the entire protest.
They made it a protest-free zone.
And they were literally, and this is all on the news, they were literally
telling people you couldn't go in there with a badge on.
If you had a badge that said WTO on it with a line through it, they were
telling people you can't have that badge on as you go on your way to work.
Jesus.
You're not allowed to protest.
It was a protest-free zone.
All because of these government agents.
Now, I thought, like, there's no way the government actually does that.
But it turns out, once I read that, or once I watched it, then I started
reading about it.
And it's a common tactic.
It's a technique.
They've done it forever.
It's technique.
It's just like, there's a bunch of CIA whistleblowers, ex-CIA agents.
John Stockwell, for once, a YouTube search, John Stockwell.
He's written books.
He says, it's just techniques, the way they set people up, the way they create
patsies.
They'll bring in some crazy, extreme, radical people, and they go, okay, you
want to be in the CIA?
Help us out.
And they set them up.
They got these dumb people that they always set up.
It's called honeydicking.
Honeydicking.
To the CIA style.
Government honeydicking.
What they'll do is, like, exactly what Joe said, they'll get, like,
professionals to go in there, cause some shit, kill people.
I'm not making this up.
This is what John Stockwell says.
They go in there, and the more people they kill, the more effective it is,
actually.
So, what they'll do is, they'll take professional, like, dudes that go in there
and take people out, and then they'll put their patsy in there.
Boom.
Blame them.
Put some shit on the fucking media.
They run the media anyways.
And then they shoot the patsies.
We got them.
Some crazy people.
That's Lee Harvey Oswald.
Exactly.
That's the Lee Harvey Oswald story.
Lee Harvey Oswald was an idiot.
Yeah.
I mean, he's definitely an idiot.
He went to Russia.
They set him up the whole time.
He was a set.
He's a knucklehead.
They set him up the whole time.
That guy was a knucklehead.
He was involved.
We are balls deep in conspiracy theories.
We are already.
Hey, but Brendan, Brendan, what did you, don't you, don't you, you know what it
is?
I get scared when he goes off.
Hey, Brendan, it's just.
Look at his face.
He doesn't even listen to us.
It's, no, you, you, you, no, because when you, we mentioned Alex Jones and you'd
never heard
of him and then when we said he was a famous conspiracy theorist, you'd say, oh,
that's why I don't
know him.
I'm like, man.
No, it's just because he doesn't get into that shit.
Yeah, I'm not into that stuff.
Powerful Alex Jones.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Still don't know him.
What I was going to say, Eddie, when you were on your rant is most people, they
only know
him from his broadcast, so they assume that he's just like a crazy guy who just
is constantly
looking for conspiracies everywhere.
When you hang with him in person, he's like a super nice guy.
He's a great guy.
He's super sweet.
He's fun.
He just doesn't shut up.
He does.
He does.
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't know the guy.
Hey, Brendan, all conspiracy theories are the way shit really is, the way shit
really
is run.
Well, not every one of them.
Not every one of them.
The problem is everybody looks for them.
But not everyone, just because not every conspiracy theory or rumor or whatever
is true, does
that mean you just forget about the other ones?
No, not at all.
No, no, you don't.
No, it doesn't, but there's something unbalanced about only looking for them.
Well, no, no.
Like, I know dudes that all they care about is conspiracies, and they're so
exhausting.
Again, conspiracy theories are theories on how shit really is run.
Some people really like to know how their life, everything that these conspiracies,
theories,
all of them affect our lives every day.
And so when you think about it like that, and you start thinking about my life,
this life
is all because, has a big effect, a big effect on my life with stuff like 9-11,
and all these
events like these shootings, all these false flag events, our lives are
effective.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What shootings do you think are false flag events?
Oh, man.
Are you talking about sand?
Are you talking about mass shootings on TV?
Like the school shooting?
Hey, you know what?
The teacher got fired for saying that it was fake events.
Listen, listen.
To question, we already know they're all crooks.
We know how they set up.
Who's all crooks?
The people that are really running shit.
Okay, let's talk about Fox.
We're going down this weird room.
Okay, they're not crooks.
Okay, I take that back.
Well, there's some of them are crooks.