Name: Joe Rogan Experience #741 - Joey Diaz
Uploaded: 2015-12-25T02:58:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #741 - Joey Diaz' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-12-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #741 - Joey Diaz' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-12-25. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #741 - Joey Diaz

Jazz Joplin's when you got a minute just watch both parts of that fucking
documentary about it the new studio when I set up the new studio I'm gonna set
up
all fucking Italians weren't allowed above 19th Street in Hoboken to one go
live holla holla you hurry Christmas my brother brother oh shit Jamie's
Merry Christmas no we're talking about Christmas James went allowed above 12th
Street because the Irish controlled the Italians in the 40s that's how it was a
pecking order and he was the first one to make it out and it just cleared the
attack you gotta watch this documentary it's not Sinatra it's on it's Sinatra
on
HBO all of me or something like that and it's weird because I always grew up
hearing these fucked up stories about him like that he was kind of a little
rough
but bro he fucking loved people like us like he lived for that craziness he
loved
it but Reynolds just put out a book have you been reading the excerpts that
they've been releasing oh good he went he goes he bumped into Sinatra one night
Sinatra told him to go play cards over at some bar and they're playing cards
and the
guy dropped the dishes and the owner was yelling at him and he Sinatra called
the
owner over and he goes how much for how much you think of glasses cuz I don't
know
maybe 30 cents and he goes give him three thousand dollars bring me three
thousand
dollars worth of glasses and he called the busboy over that he was young and he
embarrassed and he goes what's your name Hector Hector I want you to break
every
fucking glass and he started breaking glasses nobody knew what was going on and
he goes if I ever come in here and Hector's not here I'm gonna tell him all my
friends not to come in here and eat and Burt Reynolds got up he goes where the
fuck are
you going he goes I already got my Sinatra story
yeah yeah he was supposed to be an incredible guy like in that sense and then
after like he got
down like that documentary really breaks it down like he went really down then
he did a world tour
out of his pocket where just for kids he donated everything for kids his
daughter said he never
recovered from Kennedy screwing him over like he never recovered from that he's
got to catch it
it's pretty interesting man he's from Hoboken which really when I heard that
story about how the
Italians weren't you know it was different like the Muslims all crying now a
hundred years ago those
were the Italians you know a hundred years ago they were throwing fucking
Chinese people over a cliff to
fucking the for the railroads with dynamite is that true did you ever hear
about that shit when they
built the railroads the Chinese statement slash question the Chinese people
were like everybody
everybody's suffered in this fucking yeah they definitely the Chinese people
who
built the railroads the railroads yeah they would essentially play the 21st
finger is it
and whoever was it strapped dynamite around they threw them over the fuck I
swear to god man
somebody will fucking say this shit to you like a lot of all these races
suffered you know yeah they've been
walking on the railroad yeah like oh fuck that's why when you go to Wyoming
there's a Chinese restaurant
I didn't know that shit you ever go to Wyoming like why is there a Chinese
fucking restaurant
in Cheyenne Wyoming and they're like oh because after they built the railroads
they said fuck it let's
just stay here wow that's interesting I never really thought about that but
there was wasn't there a
place we went to was it Vancouver that we went to we went to some museum that
showed like how all the
Chinese immigrants wound up in Vancouver I don't think it was a railroad or I
forget what it was but it's
interesting when you have like these pockets like there's pockets of like
certain parts of Chinatown
where those people just never assimilated like fuck it we just stay right here
everything's in Chinese
the signs are all in Chinese we're good they don't learn English they just
stopped they decided we'll just
make this China China West right here just for a couple blocks yeah wasn't
there like some mayor or
something or there was some kind of guy that that that was from China that came
over there that invited
like everybody over there everybody where into Vancouver oh that's interesting
I wonder I forget
there was like some story about that yeah I wish I paid attention the oldest
Chinatown was in Cuba up to
60s up to like 61 or 58 one of the biggest Chinatowns outside of China was in Havana
Cuba and in fact
after Fidel took over he never fucked with them he left those Chinese people
alone so there's still a lot of
Chinese people in Cuba and they speak Spanish they speak Cuban and if you go to
79th Street and
Broadway by our friends where a friend's office used to be right there there's
a place called La Caridad it's a Cuban Chinese
plate I sent Ari there you get pork fried rice with a pork chop and black beans
it's fucking ridiculous and
it's Chinese people speaking Spanish
what does it sound like
and they talk but they talk
Chinese style but can you hear what that sounds like what does that sound what
does it sound like like really fast like let's say I say I say that's how you'd
say that's how I'd say
and they talk really fast to see a Chinese person speak Spanish will blow your
fucking mind will blow your mind so if you ever have a dive I even sent Opie
there Opie ended up going there so I was on Opie and Anthony talking about
how that that's a weird restaurant if you go in there high be prepared to go
into shock
wow and when I was younger there were more they were like I'm bonachina that's
the Chinese bell there was a couple more like in where I came from in West New
York there in Jersey
that's a fucking crazy that's like a thing like if you see a Chinese guy with
an English accent you go whoa hey
what's going on here you know like it doesn't it doesn't assimilate but that
that might be the biggest
one that's the biggest one yeah a Chinese person with a Cuban accent speaking
Spanish and super fast
they just always like multitask they're like that ahead of us they have a very
fast way of talking
multitask yeah the rhythm of the Chinese tone but they put it into the Spanish
how crazy is it that
there's so many different sounds that people make just to just to talk like you
hear those African people
they're talking like clicks and they start like what like they just developed
that's their style
they figured out their style of making noise and that each noise means a
certain thing
and Cubans figured out this kind of like flowing almost dancing style and
Germans have this hard
you know everything's you know and then the Chinese people they figured out
their own thing
it's all totally different all of them different the Japanese have the grunts
yeah
yeah they have their own thing I like when I hear Portuguese this is what blows
my mind when I
when I watch a fight and they're uh talking to the interpreter when I watch
Portuguese I understand a
few words just from being Spanish I don't understand all of them I'm not gonna
lie to you but then it's
weird like then you have all these countries together but like when Sicilians
talk around me I know
exactly what they're saying they can't pull the wool over mine right right that
island is half
fucking Spanish they don't even know it when Sicilians talk I pick more words
up you know what I'm saying
so when Portuguese say a five uh word sentence I pick up one word and then I'll
take it from there my
imagination but when Sicilians talk I could take four out of the five words
like I understand it's
closer to Spanish so somewhere along the line I always figured out we were
connected somewhere there's
some French words that I understand as Spanish wow it's kind of weird like it's
just I don't know if
I could explain it the right way well there's like the romance languages right
like Latin um like
Spanish is French is right those are like what they call the romance languages
like old school
European languages that have that sort of flare to them there's like a beauty
to a lot of those older
languages you know it's it's interesting just how different parts of the
country develop different
sounds for talking you know when you listen to people from like the South
Pacific or or another
you know the weird one is Filipinos when you hear Filipinos you're like wow
that's like kind of a
combination of stuff like theirs is like a combination of sort of like an Asian
but a Spanish there's like
a flow to it it's a weird thing right and a lot of like a lot of Filipinos have
like traditionally
Spanish last names as well well they were conquered by the Spanish right yeah
it was like Spanish and
Chinese right there it's a combination of Spanish and Chinese and they're all
Catholic yeah that's
true yeah like Manny Pacquiao super religious guy big time Catholic community
they were I read something recently about how emojis are the most it's the most
advanced language that's
been created recently just because you can pretty much cross you know I could
talk to a Japanese person
by emoji to some point and you know and if you think about it that's how cavemen
started so they might
have been way more advanced in their language and we would have been just shitting
on them the whole
time you know well cavemen didn't really do it in pictures I mean they made
pictures in the wall but
we don't think that they were communicating but they do think that uh hieroglyphics
were like a super
advanced way of communicating we just we don't quite quite get it you know
there's no poop emoji type thing for
that that it's more advanced like triangles and eyeballs and stuff right is
that what the language
is looks like yeah it's all different symbols you know it's different i don't
totally understand it
but there's a lot of uh Egyptian language was lost a lot of a lot of their
writing was lost in something
called the fire of Alexandria like when they burned Alexandria i guess they
burnt like a lot of like really cool
shit they destroyed all the records like there might have been like
explanations for how they built all
that shit all of it got destroyed because it was all on uh like i guess a paper
or papyrus which i don't
think is really a paper i think it's like an animal skin thing like paper made
with animal skins but yeah
those fucking people man they drew on their walls they had like their history
of like their creation
and all this different shit it was all just written in these different images
you know they they just
wrote in images like we think that you have to write in letters because that's
how we write we write in
letters but if we never wrote in letters we only wrote in images i mean we
would just develop a really
advanced system for communicating and images you know like when you look at
someone's writing and you
don't understand it if you look at portuguese or something like that you don't
understand what it
means you you kind of just look at all how the the little letters and
everything are all smushed in
together to try to make a strange sound you know it doesn't really it doesn't
click and register
but then when you read something that you absolutely know what it is like the
thought and the idea
immediately enters into your head well it would be way more universal if it was
like images
so it does make sense yeah like i mean if you think about it like look at the
old egyptian you know
king type with like the the hand going up and one going down and then you look
at like our emoji
system where we have like that one like hey felicia chick with their hand to
the sideways we know
exactly what that means when a girl sends it's like hey whatever right but if
you see the egyptian
that's kind of like the same exact shit i don't know what the did that mean why
did the egyptians
hold their hand that weird way was it just the walk the egyptian music video
that i'm thinking of maybe
they never did they didn't in hieroglyphs they did that was pig latin break
that do