Name: Bryan Callen & Joe Rogan - "Kicking Lessons"
Uploaded: 2016-02-07T11:36:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bryan Callen & Joe Rogan - "Kicking Lessons"' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-02-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bryan Callen & Joe Rogan - "Kicking Lessons"' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-02-07. Transcript available.

Hello freak bitches
Do you put the jeans on man right now take those sweats off with those jeans on
right now
I got Brian Callan a pair of the barbell jeans, so props to barbell jeans.
Eddie Browell just took the second large glass of vino
Well, if you were in a fine restaurant, dude, that's a double son come on
He pours a slight sipping thing. It's a this is a delicious wine, by the way.
What is it?
Let me tell you something about Callan this motherfucker knows his wine
I've got a dinner with him, and he gets in a conversation with the sommelier
the best says
What do you have in a burgundy from 97 D and the guy goes oh shit this motherfuckers
for real
Talking about different different grapes that are grown on different hillsides
and he'll explain
Some shit
We were we ate at this restaurant and the sommelier was like yes, correct. That's
correct. Correct sir
He started he started talking about
Oh my god, I gotta work on your technique
Your sidekick is um you got to pick your knee up. I think Jean-Claude Van Damme
wears those two though for sure
You have to put your knee up higher
They look good. It has nothing to do with stretching. It's just you just haven't
thrown a sidekick in a while. It's a little rusty
You can do it are you gonna put your socks on before you can my back people ask
them all the time socks on does that help you're kicking?
Yeah, I always put a shoe on oh you like to kick with shoes on grip
Do you still wear those shiny shoes so that you could throw roundhouse kicks
quicker because you pivot?
If you have a shiny soul like that's terrible
You got to pick your knee up
You have a no see it's not bad, but you have an inherent flaw in your technique
that probably was never never explained to you
For 49 though, it ain't bad
It's pretty good. It's not right
I wouldn't want to get hit by that
I wouldn't want to get hit by that
You'd get hit in the kick
Can you imagine?
Yeah, if you got hit right in the shaft
That's where you would get hit
Oh, shit
What's going on?
Listen Brian
Brian is throwing spinning kicks right now
Watch his side
Dude, it's wrong
It's not good
Those jeans are helping though
Are you being serious there? Are you being serious? Show me whatever show me a
real front leg sidekick for real
I'll bullshit. Oh bullshit. Oh my well, just this from here. Yeah, just throw
it
Let me see the spinning one though. Let's show them the spinning one. Okay.
Yeah, it's my favorite that he does. It's my favorite tool
Oh, how dare you? You just all you have to do different and all you're doing
wrong is you're coming up
Your foot is going up from the ground like an almost like a half moon, right?
Yeah, you want to get your knee up higher
That's one of the cool things about those jeans way higher than that your knees
were cool things about those jeans
Yeah, there's jeans these jeans that we're wearing. They're like sweatpants man
You just had no no don't throw the kick until your knee is up get your knee up
first and then throw the kick
The problem is you're doing both at the same time. No, no
Don't throw the kick it to your knees up high lift your knee up way high past
your waist and then throw the kick
Yes
Knee up first and then don't look over your stomach. Look over your shoulder
Yeah, but me first here. Hold on this fucking hysterical
This is ridiculous
This is why I'm drunk. I can't watch
I can't watch
Are you getting this on video?
My barbell jeans got me pumped
My barbell jeans got me pumped
Joe's gonna go off here
Dude jeans on jeans on jeans
Up here
Up here
Up here
You're so flexible
Fight companion
Now from here turn your shoulder to the right
Turn your shoulder to the right to the right now extend extend extend straight
Don't look over your stomach look over your shoulder
Okay
Like this like that. That's how you look. I know that's the end. That's the
flexible. You are flexible. You're fine. Look right from here watch
Oh son damn even in the air even in the air fucking Chuck Norris is blushing
I know lift your knee up and then kick
I still think john claude van damme beats the fuck out of both of you
First then kick watch one
Two okay ready see the difference. I'm not mad at joe's form at all
No, no one and then two one up
Eddie can you do play-by-play?
That's it. No. Don't look over your stomach
I don't know what the fuck's going on. I know john claude van damme would be
proud
Look, I'm throwing it up here
Yeah, I'm like this. Okay. I'm never like this. Look at Joe's ass when he
throws the kick
Like just looking at it. Don't look it. Don't look at the foot. He has a set of
honey. Don't look at the foot
Honey do's on it. Look right into the glutes look deeply into them
Dude, I'd love to see our actual taekwondo match between calen and rogan
I would just stare at their asses
Dude, my barbell jeans make me a fucking monster. They're awesome, right? Yeah.
Well, you see my kicks
You see my
Just fundamentally a little off. Yeah, a little bit. It's been years
You get there but that those that's been here is everybody fucks that up.
Everybody fucks that up
It's the number one thing about the sidekick that people get wrong and it
changes everything
If you learn to do it, right you learn to get that knee up high the power
difference is fucking substantial
No, you just gotta do it right. Hey, Callen with rogan's help. You could be the
best
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