Name: Joe Rogan Experience #768 - Ian McCall, Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen
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Joe Rogan Experience #768 - Ian McCall, Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen

we're live ladies and gentlemen uh this podcast will be a mess just uh prepare
yourself as if
you're an mma journalist put your uh get your weight lifting chalk on your
hands
get ready get ready bitches i'm full of opinions everybody hit those fucking
keyboards
this is essentially sort sort of a preview of uh this weekend's fights are
really just uh
it's usually the plan a chance to get together and fuck around i was told it
was a breakdown
it could be a breakdown i was told a breakdown did you prepare i've studied all
night for a breakdown
i have my notes i was told this is a breakdown what are your thoughts sir i'm
glad you asked
uh i'm gonna go with uh ask me ask me well i'm gonna go with nate diaz now ask
me why wow why
well the way i look at it and correct me if i'm wrong connor's boxed the daylights
at everybody who
for the most part either has his reach or smallest what he does is he hangs on
the edge
of the pocket he hangs on the edge of the pocket and he's a counter puncher
waits till you commit
slips and hits he's dealing with something very different with nate which is
that nate is longer
and taller and nate doesn't have to do that and i wonder what he's gonna have
to do is either
one of two things he's gonna have to weave and get inside
or because nate stands so you know flat i mean sort of uh squares up with you i
guess he could
back kick and front kick his his body but connor doesn't kick like it's not
when you think whoa
watch out for connor connor's uh hard kicks you know what i mean so he actually
kicks pretty good
yeah he does he has very good kicks he does you also haven't seen much of him
because he's smoking
everyone this is true he's murking everyone but nate's a very durable guy too
he spends a lot of
time in those gyms with a lot of those mexican boxers that stand in the hole
and just bang which
isn't connor it's not but i but i i wonder how connor's gonna actually have to
change a little bit of
his boxing and i'm curious to see how he does well he's only fought one guy
that's tall that's max
holloway and he's coincidentally the one guy that went through a decision with
him and he was also
hurt in that fight he hurt his knee in that fight during the fight when he was
passing the guard he
blew out his acl um so that definitely had a huge huge effect but i i think
that you make some good
points i think uh dos anjos showed a bit of the blueprint on how to beat nate
and one of the big
things is that nate stands real heavy on that front leg he comes in he fires
that hard right jab and
stands real heavy on that front leg and dos anjos just lit that leg up he lit
his legs up and because
of that boxing centered style i mean nate will throw the occasional kick but
primarily he fights boxing
when he's when he's fighting his boxing is very good it is very sharp he boxed
up gray maynard he
boxed up marcus davis michael josh thompson michael johnson his last fight was
one of his best fights
unbelievable josh thompson head kicked him and knocked him out that's right
yeah that was a different um
you know that was josh thompson man that dude's had a series of injuries but i
still maintain he's one
of the best lightweights in the world especially when he's in strike force yeah
well he's getting
older that's the the issue is he's like 36 years old that's all it is yeah yeah
but do you think that
that connor's met anyone yet who's as good a boxer as nate because no
definitely not maybe max
maybe max right but max back then was like it was two two years ago plus max
was not as good as he is
now we're confident i mean max is on fire right now max holloway's on fire i'd
like to see him and
connor fight now that's a fight yeah it's coming see i don't know about that
but i don't think that
connor really wants that 145 weight class anymore i mean he looks so big right
now he has it and i think i
think at 55 fighting dos angeles that's the fight at ufc 200 if he gets past oh
yeah it actually is
kind of interesting if he gets past nate diaz you know because it makes that
fight bigger the fight
at 200 it really makes it more build up you know dos angeles broke his foot in
the last minute of the
last round of sparring uh he's he's going against a high level uh kickboxer and
he checked the kick
yeah broke his foot we use the same masseuse and of course you know i get a
text message like
fuck this happened exactly last minute last round kind of thing that's the
thing though that's the at
kings they go hard man that's why they're so good do they wear well it's like a
shin pad so it's
over it but if we're throwing that hard and a high level kickboxers checking it
if you kick as hard as
he does and you kick a tree doesn't matter you're gonna break your foot it's
just see i i i think
we know what nate diaz is gonna bring to the table i think connor knows i think
everyone in this room
knows what he's gonna do we don't know what connor's really gonna do we really
haven't seen all his
tools man i think diaz is the perfect matchup so he can showcase all his tools
because diaz isn't he's
i don't think he's gonna get murked in the first round we're gonna see a lot of
connor and what he
brings to the table well connor's really good at lulling you with those kicks
and then stepping in with
that big left hand that left hand is just a monster punch from heaven oh man he
just throws it so
perfect and he's got so much power behind it but i'll tell you man it's hard to
hit nate diaz clean
hard to hit him clean he's tall yeah he's slick he's tall moves a lot you know
it's it's hard because
his range is good he's also good at ducking under you know he's good at
anticipating high here you know
yeah it could be interesting i think man if nate diaz got to like a serious muay
thai camp and really
learned how to kick correctly made more distance and then through the
occasional
fucking takedown attempt in there you know i think with a lot of these guys one
of the issues is they
got a great formula and that formula is winning fights and it can it can carry
them very far but
is it the best strategy like the best strategy is the guy you're fighting it
doesn't have any idea what
the fuck you're about to do that's the george st pierre strategy george would
just mix it up so
well and it was like one of his best assets he really didn't know what his
attack was going to be
with these guys like you know what their attack's going to be with nate you
know what his attack's
going to be but it's a good attack it's a good attack but i think we're seeing
a changing of the
guard you're seeing these athletes like luke rockhold who's just a freak car mcgregor
these guys who can
do it all yep so you have the old guard with you know i i'm not i'm not hating
on these guys but
i was one of the old guards i like to uh you know wrestle box didn't do a lot
of kickboxing do a lot
of kicks you look at rashad evans really not a kickboxer good at wrestling good
at boxing we know
he's gonna bring to the table crazy he's got a big head kick knockout and sean
salmon that was like one
of his true biggest highlight reel chaos for sure but but how long ago was that
long time ago but you
would have thought that that would have been a more bigger part of his arsenal
i agree he can do it he's
athletic enough you look at a guy like ryan bader wrestler boxer yeah so you
have this old guard the
new guys coming up man if you don't have it all good luck and they're and they're
tossing these
guys up who are phenomenal fighters they have these huge uh you know fan base
and stuff like that and
they're they're giving it to these young athletic guys and good luck you know
yeah with that with that
skill set man it's i think it's this sport is just still evolving and we're in
the middle of it and
we're watching it happen but it's still just all over the place it's still like
your weight class is a
perfect example your weight class you cannot be one dimensional you cannot
there's no one you can't
do it it's not it's not an option there's no one who's one dimensional who's
anywhere near the top
ten well you have maybe out of the top five say formiga is the most one
dimensional or cejudo
yeah but are they really you know for me gives this amazing ground guy but he
tries to kickbox with
everybody so who knows the wrestler but he's trying to punch a hole in your
head so his
fucking striking is not bad cejudo's striking is very very sharp a little slow
for the weight class but
he's so strong and he does negate the gap very well so i i think that uh he
takes care of his lack of
speed but then you fight someone like demetrius where everything is about speed
so that's where i think
he's still too slow to beat demetrius it's going to be an interesting fight it's
going to be a real
interesting fight i mean you're talking about a guy who's olympic gold medalist
in wrestling
and he's a with his mindset his mind i mean he's a winner cejudo is just a
straight up straight up
winner all those olympic athletes that come out of the ufc they're all pretty
successful man
they think about them you got dan henderson uh dc cejudo obviously ronda rousey
you got all just
that olympic mindset man the it it's priceless do you remember when marshall's
fought yes it was like
hello everybody they're lucky wake up the whole division is so lucky that he
had a good wrestling
college uh wrestling uh teaching gig coaching yeah they got a good offer oh if
he well he didn't want
him to they wouldn't let him fight in the ufc was he brigham young i think that's
what he was with
and they they were like you can't fight in the ufc you can't fight cage
fighting while you're
teaching wrestling not byu son they're so lucky because if that got in there he
everybody's on
their back every single person what's interesting about somebody like yo romero
is that you've seen
him get taken down and you've seen him yeah you can take him like i'll just
stand up i'll just stand
up cool luck holding me down with gay jesus on my side okay jesus on my side
yeah the way you hold him
down is drug test you want to hold him down go ahead and drug test him or put
gay jesus on top of him
let's be real yeah so screwed yep so screwed oh i don't i don't mean to flip
scripts there but how
about bisbing anderson silva i was blowing your phone up during that yeah man
blowing you up that was
amazing first of all bisbing is one of the toughest men on the planet god that
dude has one eyeball
okay straight up one eye knocked out dead at the end of the third round came
back won the fourth
what the how is that not talked about the guy's blind in one eye yeah people
don't know that they
must be able to see something he can see something but it's it's uh because we
were reading the
teleprompter and he's it's difficult it's like that eye is i guess at certain
angles he's got to hold
his eye a certain way because it's kind of tunnel vision there's oil in it yeah
there's oil in his
so he has to read the other eye of his eye yeah and that's to protect the retina
keep it in place
is that the idea they can't attach it yet because if they attach it it doesn't
rip off again yeah if
they attach it again it'll be more damaging so with that he has to wait till he's
after he's done
fighting they can read so think about this he beat anderson silva with one eye
oh and anderson's a
southpaw you how crazy is that crazy it's nuts man that flying beat him high
that yeah right but
the flying knee that anderson landed was goddamn glorious yeah it was nice the
way he did it he
jumps up with the front leg or with the right leg and then like there's almost
like a pause in the
air and then that back he still had that he still had that ability to move like
just kind of stare at
you right against the cage but he didn't it was weird when he was in the middle
of the cage he didn't
seem to want to throw it was so weird like you felt like he had biz being like
especially at the
beginning of the fourth round he could have capitalized and he was hesitant he's
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