Name: Joe Rogan Experience #777 - Brian Redban
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #777 - Brian Redban' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-26. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #777 - Brian Redban

We live Jesus Christ Jamie you're so you're so quick on the draw
You fucking maniac give Jamie a couple days off and he starts chomping at the
bit to hit that go button
Did you hear that Microsoft made a fucking AI and they had to delete it after a
day
Became because it became a Hitler loving sex robot
What it's somebody found a way to make it do that though, like of course
Yeah, they they found a flaw in the AI that will make it repeat stuff
And so a team of people on Twitter like purposely tried to make it racist and
all this crap
It's pretty funny. Well, it highlights the problems with an artificial
intelligence though
Like the idea that you've created something that's some sort of a computer that
someone can manipulate
I mean if it's this easy to do something that fucking Microsoft created you
would have thought that Microsoft
Being a computer manufacturer and a manufacturer of operating systems would
understand the goddamn internet
It's kind of weird though. It's so realistic that that's what kids actually are
Have to deal with every day on Twitter like a seven-year-old goes on Twitter.
It's gonna see racist shit
It's gonna see porn. It's gonna see all this crazy stuff. So it's actually
pretty realistic
Well, it is in a way right? Yeah, that mean
There's a real problem with that. There's a real problem with like what kids
are being exposed to like right away
If they go online like and I think they go online as soon as they get a phone,
right?
As soon as kids get a phone
They start talking to each other and they understand that the phone gets online.
They're online, right?
So they're exposed to fucking everything you get on Facebook and if you're
doing that man
If you're getting on Twitter like on a daily basis, you're gonna be exposed to
some really nutty shit
Yeah
And and these fucking kids like they did not being prepared for this. There's
been thrown into this
It's it's so weird just hearing what my mom's
Since she's been on the internet recently because she got the internet like a
year ago
Just her her language how she talks is different like she's talking about retweeting
and hashtags
It's like my mom never used that language before somebody made a post on the
Rogan board the other day
It was so perfect. They were like before the internet. I never had any
conversations about feminism
I never argued with anybody about transgenders
There's like all these things that all of a sudden became an issue because of
the internet. Yeah, it's like
Where were transgender rights when we were kids?
It wasn't there was nothing we were allowed to like like run him over with cars
I thought you know
I knew that but there was that Renee Richards who was a high-profile case
because Renee Richards. Is that the name Renee?
Renee the tennis player
Is that the right name might not be the right name the last name might be off?
But there was a tennis player who was a man who was not a very good tennis
player. I should say not very good as a professional
That's it. That's the right name?
A lot better than me because I don't play tennis, right?
So he became a woman and just started fucking dominating like became like a top-flight
tennis player and a lot of people were like
Holy shit. Like what how is how does that work? Is that is that really a woman
like this was like the precursor to the
Bullshit about the chick who used to be a dude for 30 years became a chick for
two years and then started fighting female MMA
What this is a way the female MMA one is a way worse case because you're
talking about someone beating the shit out of somebody
With male bones and male mind and male tendons and all that jazz but Renee
Richards was beating a lot of fucking like really good tennis players
That were born women and there was a real controversy behind it or people like
man. I don't fucking know
Like how what is how do you they should have a transgender league is what they
should have they should have transgen
I mean and transgenders are like well. We want to be accepted as a regular
person
Well, you are but not in fucking sports. There's a reason why I can't play like
in the Olympics is like they're they're they're
Experiencing social pressure with this. This is a big part of it
And I think for some sports that don't that they don't have anything to do with
explosiveness and and sheer power
And then you could say like well Serena Williams is always going to be stronger
and faster than a lot of men
It's true
but
One of them is Serena or their sister the the drug testing people came to their
house. They locked themselves in a fucking safe room
What do you think that is you think that they just got done smoking a joint
though?
No, no, no, I do not Brian. I think it's steroids. I think it's performance
enhancing drugs
I have friends that are girls that take testosterone
They're jiu-jitsu girls and they compete and they travel all over the place and
compete and they take fucking testosterone
To testosterone in the jiu-jitsu world. This is coming from obviously a person
who takes testosterone me
Serena Williams locked herself in a panic room and drug test mix-up. There was
no mix-up. She knew what the fuck was going on
She's like there's a stalker. Someone's trying to kill me
If that shit got a tennis racket she could beat the fuck out of anyone in the
world
You think she's really worried about some fucking dork for the pocket protector
comes to her house with a piss cup
Why can't you just like not answer the door? No, you can't they have rules the
USADA
They need to know where you are at all times. This is how crazy their rules are
Donald Cerrone who obviously fights for the UFC is one of the top pros in the
world, right?
Donald fucking Cerrone gets a call from the USADA while he's doing something
for the UFC
He flew to Vegas for the UFC and they're trying we're at your house
We're trying to test you. He's like well, I'm at the UFC like we have to tell
us exactly where you are
He's like, well the fucking UFC knows where I am, man
I'm here for the UFC like what are you talking about like they they literally
he wasn't there competing
He's there to watch but they they will tell you you have to tell them where you
are in any given day all the time
You always have to be able to be reached. Wow. Yeah, so she fucking knew
Yeah, but you think instead of a panic room she could just be like I'm not
going to answer the door
I'm just gonna be asleep like why is this because that confirms that she was
scared
She locks herself in her panic room and she confirms that she really was scared.
It's a great escape. It's a great excuse
Look, it might be the case the guy at the door
Look, I might be full shit. The guy at the door might have been some serial
killer looking fuck who also works for the USADA
He might have been swole. He might have been scary looking who the fuck knows
I don't know but if I had a guess that chick is so fucking explosive
She's so fast and it is a ridiculously competitive sport. I mean unbelievably
competitive and the money is
Economical you're talking about millions of dollars to be someone like a Serena
Williams of
Course she would take steroids if she could get away with it if she get away
with it
And she doesn't have a problem with it ethically if she's one of those people
that grew up in the world of competitive sports
Like she is you know, they realize man. It's a fucking dog-eat-dog world
You know when I had Lance Armstrong on did he didn't want to take steroids
He didn't want to do all that stuff, but he did it because everybody else was
doing it and they realized like we got to do this
We want to win if you want to win you what you got we got to fucking do this
They all do it man. It works and that's why sports suck
They don't suck. Yeah, because you don't know who's on what and who's doing
what it's not fair. You're just watching bullshit
Yeah, but that's part of the fun
Fun is wondering whether or not a guy's on the juice. Did you see Rosie O'Donnell's
brother caught what he said about the
Yeah, well, he's gay
Rosie O'Donnell's brother's gay and this is what he said. He said it's like gay
porn with a different ending. That's hilarious
That's what gay people would say he looks so funny though
Like when he's saying it, it's just it looks like it's fake. That's one of
those things like this is not real
This is part of the simulation shit that it's bullshit. That video is one of
the funniest videos is quite hilarious
It looks like a Saturday Night Live skit. He can get away with it because he's
gay gay people have so much more leeway to say gay stuff
You know
Call everything gay because it's gay to him to him. It's gay to him. It is like
gay porn
But do you think do you think there's a huge percentage of people that aren't
into the UFC that go?
I agree man a bunch of guys rolling around
Who cares? I wouldn't be upset at that guy. I mean, I think that guy helped the
UFC
Here, let's play it. Let's play it so we can let's do it because it's so fucker.
His name is Daniel O'Donnell
I want to hear what else he says. Keep going
What do you want to hear what else he says? Keep going
I won't describe the ending for you
But as I've gotten older, the endings are less important. Okay, so
It's got good delivery
Good timing
The aggression and the and the violence of what that was did not make me
necessarily comfortable
But again kind of agnostic
Then we had a colleague here was brought before the committee and I've enjoyed
this week discussion about our rules
God, he couldn't be gay. I know. He looks like John Waters. I enjoyed our
conversation
Sometimes these processes work
We had a colleague here who was deeply offended by what this was
Deeply offended thought it was like the Christians and the lions of Roman times
Oh, let's pause this
You don't see people why do people think that because they get deeply offended
by something
They should be able to change what other people enjoy or they should be able to
take freedoms away from people
Especially when you're talking about something that's been already licensed and
regulated by 49 out of 50 states
That this guy could say I'm offended and I feel like this is like the
Christians and the lions. Guess what dummy?
First of all, there's two problems with that the Christians didn't have a
choice and the fucking lions didn't have a choice
And it was to the death and they didn't train for it
and it wasn't like a huge dream of theirs and it couldn't be a hugely
profitable career where you can make Ronda Rousey
Conor McGregor type money and Nate Diaz money now to our friend Nate Diaz
rolling in cash now rolling balling out of control
But if I was he might not he might not fight again
He might beat Conor's ass again if they fight and then like take two years off
And he's making millions of dollars or not beat Conor's ass. Who knows right? I
mean Conor can win just slap him
the way Nate, well, I just I just had a feeling going into that fight. I was
like
This is a big difference. There's a big difference to a Nate Diaz strikes and
anybody else that Conor's fought
Like Nate is real slick with his hands. He's real good at shoulder rolling. He's
got a nasty jab
He drops his hands and sneak stuff in on you
He knows how to like throw punches too with like minimal minimal windup
He knows how to pop pop you and those ding you man. They fucking he dings guys
on the chin like what he did with Michael Johnson
I was like, ooh, this is a tough fight and he's a tough out
The only guys ever stopped him is Josh Thompson head kicked him and when Josh
Thompson head kicked him like he still didn't go out
He got rocked, but he's fucking tough, man
I was like, ooh, and if it goes to the ground, oh
That's the wrong guy
Nate Diaz is the wrong guy to go to the ground with he's a legit black belt a
really high-level black belt
And I knew Conor had gotten submitted by Joe Duffy and anybody can get
submitted if you get caught
But he got submitted by that Joe Duffy guy just a few years ago and 