Name: Wheeler Walker, Jr. Discusses Sturgill Simpson (from Joe Rogan Experience #786)
Uploaded: 2016-04-24T21:45:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Wheeler Walker, Jr. Discusses Sturgill Simpson (from Joe Rogan Experience #786)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Wheeler Walker, Jr. Discusses Sturgill Simpson (from Joe Rogan Experience #786)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-24. Transcript available.

Hello freak bitches
That again, I mean fuck Sturgill's band now is fucking
Is killer. I mean his music is so hard to pin down
That's just it's funny too cuz you know, we had a bit of it. We had a falling
out recently and
You couldn't find a bigger Sturgill fan than me
I just listen to his record on the way over here and it's a fucking masterpiece
But he also won't fucking talk to me right now. What happened?
well
Here's the thing. I don't even mind talking about right I
In an interview I said that he was and this is honestly what I believe I think
he is
And you're gonna laugh when I say it, but I swear this is what I fucking
believe I think he's a paid CIA assassin
I'll just let that sink in for a second. I think he's taking motherfuckers out
and I confronted him about it
Where did you get this information? Well, let me tell you a YouTube video
No, no see. I'm not like I said I knew him back in Kentucky
And he goes this fucker goes to the Navy right right imagine imagine imagine
imagine
He's he's works for the government imagine being in the Navy and you look next
to you and some guy just picks up a guitar and starts singing and
It's Sturgill Simpson imagine that right? There's no fucking what like the
greatest
Singer guitarist one of the best ones in the world right now. Would you agree
with that? Oh for sure?
He's just sitting next to you on a fucking boat and he decides you know what I
want to leave the Navy well
He was young, but I'm saying you can't just quit the Navy
Well you do your term, you know he didn't do his term. He felt it left really
so he owes the gun
How long did he go? I don't know the fuck listen all my facts aren't together
But he leaves can you do that? I thought that's like you go a wall and then he
didn't go away well
He's fucked so why is it I'm saying why is he fucking out?
Oh, well you should talk to house Jones about this well, no, but I'm telling I
know I'm time
I don't need to talk to him. I got the answer. Okay. He's he leaves right right
now
I he all of a sudden out of nowhere. He just puts out the fucking record
So what if you're in the government you want to take some fuckers out right put
their dick in the dirt like I'm saying take those motherfuckers down
What's the best way to do it and this dumb have been done before by some some
other Hollywood stars
You get the best country music artist alive and you kill people for you
Well, yeah as a front, but who travels the most right music artists. Yeah, and
you got to have him legit
He's got to go fucking play right check out Sturgill's tour now. Here's what I'm
gonna say right now
I know you're laughing at me. I see you both laughing but
This motherfucker
Has toured Europe fucking ten times. He's put he's toured England ten times you
ever heard of who's your favorite country music artist from England?
They don't listen to fucking country music. They don't listen to it. No, well,
you don't play and listen to it
he's going over there fucking killing people and
But this fucker it's gone. How many times you eat a lot? Yeah, no
So you ever met a Japanese guy and you go who's your favorite country arts?
They don't go like, you know, they don't go
Yo, come they don't listen to that shit
He's over there taking motherfuckers out you go down his tour list and you
could check the check it with the papers of
Enemies of the state who've been taken out that shit fucking lines up does it I?
Think it I wasn't the specifics. I can't anyway
I got a little stoned and I thought this was what happened and I should have
asked him about it
Which is true, but so you just started accusing him of being a CIA
I should have done to his face. I did it on a couple radio shows and then and
this is probably gonna break it open a little bit
But anyway now he's he won't talk
Why will he confront me about it because it's true, right?
And why is this new album all about him? You heard the record?
It's just him talking to his son, right? He's seeing shit at night. He's seen
the shit, you know
Why do you write write an album?
About this serious about Jill is like a serious talk to your child because you've
seen shit go down. You've seen motherfuckers
You're just loves his kid
Yeah, no one does that. No, that's not a reason to make a record. He said he's
telling his kids warning him don't do what I did
Okay, you know, and he's a hired government assassin, and I'm almost positive
about this
And I lost a friend for it, but I'm also getting the truth out there
What don't you worry he's gonna take you out for exposing it?
That's why I'm talking about it because now that they know if he takes me out
We'll know what well then my story will be true
That's what that guy thought in Russia remember that dude in Russia that was
talking shit about
So about Putin he was like a political rival to Putin and he thought because he
was so public they'd never take him out
They shot him with his girlfriend while he's with his girlfriend. They shot him
in front of a government building
That doesn't help my fucking anxiety with the story. Yeah, they'll just get you
dude
Especially well you go to Russia. Don't tour Russia. I don't know well. I mean
Again, I'm my facts aren't like a hundred percent together
But from what I've said that why wouldn't he talk to me about it then well, you
say well, you know people get testy when you call them killers
They get a you know, they feel bad. I don't know man. Yeah, you guys I mean
whatever
I think I'm onto something but whatever anyway