Name: Joe Rogan Experience #794 - Miesha Tate
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #794 - Miesha Tate' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-05-06. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #794 - Miesha Tate

He's like Metro PCS.
Uh-uh.
Because I see all those commercials that they do.
We're live?
Right now we're live?
We're on the air?
Misha Tate, we're on the air.
What's up?
I just had to let Misha Tate know the world was flat.
She didn't know that the man has been holding us down and fucking with us and
giving us bad information.
That satellites are bullshit and that the Earth doesn't rely on gravity, but it
uses electromagnetism to make sure things get stuck.
Where is this coming from?
The world.
The world.
There's a lot of people out there in the world that are waking up.
Do you know what being woke is?
Are you aware of being woke?
No.
You don't know about being woke?
Jamie's woke.
Stay woke.
Stay woke.
You got to stay woke.
Stay woke.
So people think that the Earth is flat?
Yes.
You can also use wokeness as you could use it as like, you could say like, I
have wokeness.
You know what I'm saying?
Like just because you're the UFC bantamweight champion does not equal your wokeness.
So what is wokeness?
What is it?
You're woke.
You're woke.
You're aware of all the bullshit that the man has been.
Like the Earth being round.
The Earth ain't round.
The Earth's flat as fuck.
The Earth is flat and chemtrails are the government spraying the skies and
there's no gravity.
I actually do wonder about that.
Here's square and stationary Earth.
Oh, is this a new one?
That's one of the parts of the theory.
You think about chemtrails are real?
Is that what you're saying?
Well, I don't know.
I kind of wonder what they are.
Like, what are they?
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
I wonder.
Like, I don't know.
The problem is when people take that and then they go right to conspiracy
questions.
Yeah, right.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I have questions.
Like, I want to know what they are.
What are they?
The jet engine flies through the sky and the jet engine encounters condensation
in the atmosphere.
It creates an artificial cloud.
It's not an artificial cloud.
It's an actual cloud.
And the cloud is a direct reaction to the jet engine changing the temperature
of the air in the atmosphere.
It is scientifically proven.
It's repeatable.
They could do it over and over again.
That's why when you see those things in the sky, those things exist when the
jet engines pass through the condensation and it changes the temperature.
And then they slowly fade away or not, depending upon how much moisture is in
the atmosphere.
Why do some planes do it and other ones don't?
Well, because some planes are at different altitudes.
You know how clouds exist in some places, but they don't exist in other places?
Because in Vegas, there's people.
Well, maybe there's no condensation in Vegas.
There's flights coming in all the time.
And you watch a steady stream coming in and none of them have it.
But then, like, the little, like, I don't know.
They're, like, small.
I don't know if they're small planes.
They're not commercial planes.
The little ones.
Those are the ones that make all the chemtrails.
So, I'm like, does that?
Well, they call them chemtrails.
I don't even know if I'm technically saying it right now.
I don't know what they are.
What do they call them?
They call them contrails.
That's the real, like, if you ask a scientist, they call them contrails.
If you ask conspiracy people, they'll call them chemtrails.
Because they think they're spraying chemicals in the air.
This is something that I had to, like, deeply study for this show that I did
called Joe Rogan
Questions Everything.
Well, I'm glad you're informing me because I've wondered about this for a long
time.
I've heard so many.
I've heard, obviously, most of the conspiracy part of it.
Everybody hears about it.
And I wonder, I'm like, I've heard that they're trying to, like, control the
weather with it somehow.
Well, that's part of the problem is that they are trying to control the weather.
In different parts of the world, they spray, they do what's called cloud seeding.
But cloud seeding is very different than what you're seeing when you're seeing
these artificial clouds.
What cloud seeding is, they'll spray a certain type of chemical into the
atmosphere that will create rain.
And they do it in Abu Dhabi.
In Abu Dhabi, they actually do it every week.
They do it once.
So they've done it, like, 52 times a year.
And it makes rain?
Yeah.
That's been going on for a long time.
But that's very different than these artificial clouds that are being created
by jets.
That's just a side effect of air travel.
Can that be good for you, though?
The artificial travel, the artificial jets, or the rain.
Rain?
The chemical?
It's just rain.
Well, it's silver iodine, I think, and some other stuff.
Is it fine to, like, fine to breathe in and stuff?
Yeah.
I'm sure it's not any better than jet fuel that's burning in your sky above
your head.
That's the real problem.
Yeah, and the gas driving here and all that good stuff.
Well, people that live near airports, they have a significantly higher rate of
lung infections and lung diseases and lung disorders.
Interesting.
Like, how far?
Now I'm thinking about how far I live from the Vegas airport.
How far do you live?
It takes me, like, 20 minutes to get there, 15 minutes.
Is that too close?
Oh, you're probably okay.
I'm probably okay.
Well, I think we're all fucked.
Yeah.
We're all fucked.
We're all breathing in break dust.
We're all living under the same flat earth.
Exactly.
Under the same flat earth.
That's one of the problems with the whole chemtrail theory.
Like, don't they live down here, too?
They're spraying the skies?
Like, what are they trying to do?
And the idea is it's either weather modification or that they're trying to
change our behavior.
Some people think it's their changing our behavior.
I've heard of, like, it's something to do with crops, too, or something.
They're trying to, I don't know.
They're growing crops in Vegas?
I don't think they grow shit in Vegas.
Tumbleweeds.
They probably grow pot now.
There's probably a lot of pot growing in Vegas.
There probably is.
It used to be so illegal.
Like, if you went to Vegas, you had to be, like, really careful about having
weed.
But now when you drive around, they have these giant weed doctor billboards and
shit.
I know. It's really weird.
It's like the call 1-800-Hot-Babe on one side and then Dr. Weed on the other
side.
That's a weird place to live, isn't it?
It is.
But I feel like Vegas is kind of what you make it.
It's whatever you make it.
Like, if you want to go down to the Strip and be crazy and be wild and hang out
with all the hooligans that are there for the weekend, you can.
But if not, like, just live in your little house and go hike the Red Rocks and
go down to the lake.
It's a pretty barren, pretty ugly lake, honestly.
It came from Washington State, so I'm used to a lot of greenery.
Yeah.
And it's beautiful there.
And we've got the San Juan Islands and you can go whale watching and it's just
gorgeous.
But it rains way too much.
We have a national rainforest up there, too.
It's beautiful.
Yeah, I'm a big fan of Washington State.
Gorgeous.
The rain can fuck with your head, right?
Yeah.
I couldn't.
I lived there for, I mean, I was 18 before I moved to the eastern side, which
is very different.
Actually, a lot of people don't know this.
So the mountain range divides the state in half.
And on the eastern side of Washington, it's super dry.
It's, like, deserty.
Like, there's actually tumbleweeds and sand dunes and all that.
It's completely different on the other side of Washington.
The moisture comes in from the ocean, hits the mountains, rolls back over,
rains, like, double duty on the west side.
And on the east side of Washington is really dry.
And you're from Spokane, right?
No, I'm from Tacoma.
Tacoma.
Tacompton.
Tacompton?
Is that what people call it?
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
Is it ghetto?
Yeah, it is.
It's pretty ghetto.
But I lived on the, it's really big, actually.
It's, I think, if I'm not mistaken, I should probably know those things, but I
don't pay attention to a lot of things, as you'll probably find out.
I don't know a lot of statistics and stuff.
I'm kind of like, well, it was fly by the seat of my pants, like, whatever's
going on.
It's cool.
But I think it's one of the biggest, like, circumference, like, the widest
cities.
Like, not most populated, but, like, most area in Washington.
Anyway, so I live on the very outskirts, like, near Puyallup.
So I grew up on, like, five acres.
And, like, I had some land.
I wasn't, like, in the heart of it.
But it's a pretty cool place.
So going from there to living in Vegas.
But I guess, like, as you're a professional fighter, your days are probably so
filled with training and recovery and eating.
Like, how much time do you actually have to even be in the city that you're in?
Like, none when I'm in camp.
Yeah.
Really not much.
Maybe on the weekends sometimes.
That's what's nice about it, too, is you can go down there and just enjoy a
comedy show.
I mean, you come through often.
Like, a lot of acts come through.
Kevin Hart comes through.
A lot of musicians.
A lot of concerts.
So it's nice because everyone comes to you, essentially.
You don't have to go travel to see anyone.
So if you want to just set the cup down for a minute and, like, take a break
from the training game, I want to go ride the, you know, the big Ferris wheel
that they have there.
The, what do you call it?
Yeah, I don't know what that's on.
The link.
Right.
Yeah.
They want to go ride that or do whatever, you know.
It's nice because there's so much going on.
As long as you can stay outside of it.
Right.
Like you, like, in, like, Henderson or something like that.
I live in Mountain's Edge.
So, yeah, for the most part, I don't ever even see this trip unless I'm driving
by it and, like, to go visit the UFC offices or something like that.
Well, it's a good place to live as a professional fighter, right, because there's
a lot of gyms there.
There's a lot of great training there.
There's, like, across the board.
Strength and conditioning.
100%.
Muay Thai, boxing.
Well, and it's the home of the UFC.
So it's nice there, too, because there's a lot of extracurricular things that I
get to take part of because I'm local.
Right.
You know, I get to do a lot more charity things with the Boys and Girls Club
and, you know, just going and, you know,
being a part of the UFC, I guess, I get to do more things.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Now, your life is very different right now than it was a year ago.
It is.
How crazy is that?
Yeah.
Like, a year ago, you were talking about, like, not doing this anymore.
You were like, I got to figure out what I'm doing.
I was frustrated.
And now, you're the fucking world champ.
I know.
Here I am.
Talk about a freaking 180.
Yeah, my career and life couldn't have been different a year ago than it is now,
you know.
How strange is that?
How that can just change in an instant.
You just never know.
What does that feel like?
It's like when you wake up in the morning, you have to go, okay, there's the
belt.
I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.
No, for real.
I'm happy.
It's enlightening.
It's fun.
It's great to be the champ.
I love it, honestly.
It's a completely different feeling.
And, yeah, you know, a year ago, I was so frustrated because, you know, when I
lost to Ronda the last time, I knew I had a long road, you know, to work my way
back up.
But I thought I had done that, and when I beat Jessica Ai, it was announced,
like, you know, this is going to be the number one contender eliminator fight.
And then afterwards, they're like, yes, it is.
You're going to fight Ronda.
Then I felt like the carpet was kind of just pulled out from under my feet
because they were like, just kidding.
Holly's, you know, Holly's fighting, and they announced it without telling me.
So that's why I was so upset because I was like, I don't take this shit lightly,
you know.
Yeah.
Like, I was training my ass off already.
I had already reached out to