Name: Joe Rogan Experience #806 - Dave Smith
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #806 - Dave Smith' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-06-07. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #806 - Dave Smith

Dave Smith president of the Kanye West fan club is here
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I'm glad we got that out. Well, seriously dude. Thanks for doing this cuz I
loved you on Ari's podcast man
You were fucking awesome on it was really cool. Thank you. It was a welcome
surprise
You know not that Ari's podcast is not always awesome. It's always awesome
But I was like damn this dude needs a lot of political shit and you knew about
the the Hillary Clinton thing with the rape
trial that she was involved in
Defending the the guy will explain it because it's it's a fucked up story and I
want to get it wrong
Okay, so Hillary Clinton this is way back when she was a criminal defense
attorney
She got a child rapist off and a real bad one. It wasn't one of those good
child rapists
It was a really like but it was like Jared
Banging 15 year olds like a nice guy who's making sandwiches, right, you know
gives you a little extra pickles to suck his dick
But even like well, I you know you heard like the way Michael Jackson was
accused of raping boys
That was like the nicest way you could rape a kid. It was like take him to an
amusement park
Yeah, talk nice on the llama and the monkey
All right, child rape is bad. Let me start with horrible the worst thing ever
Kanye dick pics good. Yes, I'll break bad
I just want to be clear on where I stand
But so she so this guy
basically raped a 12 year old girl and
Really brutal the details of the story and she defended the guy and there's a
there's tape of her in an interview
Talking about this years later now. It's still it's back in the day
It's when Hillary Clinton's doing like a southern accent. There's been like six
different Hillary Clintons that have existed
This was the southern wife of Bill Clinton Hillary when she was when he was the
mayor of our governor of Arkansas
So was that early 80s? Yeah somewhere around that around that time period. I'm
not sure. I'm not sure precisely where the tape is from
But she is I mean it's it's there's there's a lot of videos I could point to
online
That's I think strong evidence that Hillary Clinton is a sociopath. I'm
personally convinced of that now
I'm not a professional and I can't diagnose her but this video is really up
there
I mean she's laughing about the details of the rape case and how she got the
guy off and she laughs about how
Funny it is when she basically admits that she knew the guy was guilty because
she's going like how he convinced the jury
It was a big miscarriage of justice and she's she says that he took a polygraph
and and passed it
And then she says that forever destroyed my belief in polygraphs
So she's basically saying I know this guy raped this this little girl
But we were able to get him off and she laughs about having the the bloody
underwear as the big the piece of evidence
I mean, it's really really intense intense awful shit
And what's really crazy about it is that in this world of like, you know rape
culture and social justice warrior liberal outrage
There is just deafening silence when it comes to the Clintons
Do you think it's a lack of information because most people don't go looking
for this stuff for stuff like what you're talking about?
Most people have to find it on Fox News and go what?
Outrageous they don't go looking for it because there's a lot you'd have to
look through
I mean you'd have to go through all the whitewater stuff. You'd have to go
through all that Vince Foster stuff
You'd have to try to find there's a lot of like weird stuff about them in their
past
That you'd have to sort through how much of this is legit how much isn't most
people aren't gonna do that
Yeah, so it's not being discussed and you have to filter out like the just
nonsense because that's that's the problem with where we're at now
Is that the truth is out in the internet, but it's sandwiched in between a
whole bunch of nonsense and so you gotta like get that out of the way
Yeah, and the conspiracy theorists would say that nonsense is there on purpose
Yes, that's right because everybody every conspiracy theorist as it turns out
when I read more conspiracy theorists
It turns out they were just working for the conspiracy. Yeah, and they're
against like Alex Jones. They all think now is working for
Hey, I do trust me Alex is my friend. He's just crazy
There's no CIA involved there
Well, that's a fun thing when you get into stuff that people think is a
conspiracy and then you're like oh no
No, it's just a crazy guy. Well, I've heard conspiracies that involve me and so
when I hear that I go
Oh, I see how you I've read some shit about me being a CIA agent like yeah
What a circuitous route I took I went from kickboxing to stand-up comedy all
the while secretly undercover for the CIA
We're gonna plant him in news radio and before you know it. He'll be leading
public opinion. Dude. Here's our even funnier one
I have a Eddie Bravo thinks that it's perhaps possible perhaps that Laurel
Canyon was all about a CIA
Psyops and Jim Morrison and all these muses musical musical musical I'm the
middle of saying musicians musical powerful LA pot
That they were all a part of some CIA plan to to like the institute the drug
movement
Like I don't even understand the plan
But the idea is that all these influential people came out of the this Laurel
Canyon area and Jim Morrison's dad was in the CIA
And my take is like jesus christ. You know how much fucking how busy CIA dads
are they're never around for their kid
Of course the kid grows up to be Jim Morrison. It's not that like the dad was
there influencing him with a fucking
Hypnosis to one of those watches you are going to be the voice of a generation,
right?
That's not no one engineer or something like that all things being equal. It's
best to look at the the most simple
Answer, right is it but Occam's razor right exactly
I I do think like I feel like with a lot of those conspiracy theories like my
take in on it
Is like you you have like the government?
Who it's almost like if the government was a person you could be like, okay?
We've got them on murdering these 50 people and we have it cold hard
They clearly did it and then you're like yeah, but I heard a rumor that they
also murdered another hundred people
Can we just focus on what we know they do right like we're slaughtering people
in the middle east?
We don't need to make up all this other nonsense
Just to make it like more sellable
Well, it's this this idea that we're being controlled. That's the one that's
the
It's that's the overlying theme I guess or the over
It's if you look at like all of the conspiracies whether they're chemtrails
Or whether it's all about like engineering like global warming. It's like
Geo engineering
There's all this it's all about engineering friends. It's all about people that
are worried about eugenics
They want like Alex Jones says they want to kill five
They want to leave 500 million people worldwide or something like that like
this fucking number
Like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, are they gonna be immortal like did they know what
the fuck they're doing?
Like you really you really think that this is a plan
Kill everyone except half a million look I do think there's some really shady
plans that are up there at the top
I think what they get wrong sometimes is they think that um that everything
that's happening was actually controlled from the top
I think there's plans that people in it like the Bilderberg group is real right
exists
That's out there
And I think they do want to control the world, but I think more often than not
they have like 10
Things they want to do
Some of them work out some of them don't yeah, then they roll with the punches
on that then they try to change things from there
It's not as perfect as like everything they did worked out perfectly and was
right, but you know, it's a little easier
It's it's more it's more of a fun story if they're just an ultimate control of
everything
Well, then they you have that number the 500 million number like why is how do
you know that number specific?
This is what I heard 500 million. Oh, I wonder if I'd make the cut
But I start thinking about all the billions of people and 500 million is not
that much if you think about 7 billion
They're probably gonna kill all the Indians
You start to think whether you could make the cut. Yeah
If they're gonna leave 500 million people in the planet, there's room. There's
some wiggle room there
Okay, you're gonna need like 60 comedians. Did you want to get in though?
I mean, what are they gonna do with all those bodies?
What are they gonna do at six and a half billion bodies? How bad is the earth
gonna smell for like a month?
Right? Yeah, that's a good point. It's a very good point. Have these guys
thought this through?
I don't think they thought well, not only now
What if you kill the wrong people?
What if the people that you kill we're gonna figure out a way to cure cancer or
get us to Mars or you know
You just can't but that's why that whole that's why believing
Which is a much more common belief out of the conspiracy thing but believing
that population's a problem is is crazy because like you said
You never know when that you know they they'll like
Environmentalists they'll be like well if we have too many people then there's
too big a carbon footprint
Be like yeah
Except until we have the one person who figures out how to save all of us
Right
And then that got you know
You need a bunch of people to get that you don't get that in a village with log
cabins
That's right
They don't figure out how to fix the world
They just don't
They need millions of people they need to live in cities food needs to be
delivered to them
They need to be safe and then they can come up with ideas. This thing is a game
of numbers
You have mad mad numbers man. We got to throw a lot but oh
I did want to address what you asked before la pod is powerful
But what you said before when you're talking about the stuff with the clinton
Tape and you said why why you know is it that people are they need to find the
information?
I think there is some of that right because say if if they made this a story on
the news
Like if every day they were playing they it's amazing the power the media has
to choose what story we're gonna make
The story and what story will maybe get mentioned here and then yeah fall and
you know fade into obscurity
So they could the media could make that a story that everyone has to deal with
but i've found
There's a a lot of denial like when i talk to liberals or or hillary supporters
and i'll bring that stuff up
And there's a lot of like yeah, well yeah, whatever exactly like whatever but
the same people who are like we live in a rape culture
And we'll go after like tosh for making a joke in bad taste and then you're
like well here's this woman
Laughing about getting a child rapist off forget some abstract contributing to
rape culture
Contributing to rape culture getting a rapist who would have gone to jail back
out into the streets and they'll so it's like to me a mix of
The media doesn't do their job and then people are also kind of in denial well
people are intensely tribal
Intensely tribal in their support for brands
You know forget about political parties political parties oftentimes like the
most tribal i mean i follow
People that all they do is mock liberals online and then i follow other people
where all they do is mock conservatives
And god they're so similar oh they're so similar
Fucking people there's atheism and then there's these people that are super
religious
There's all this god christian stuff on the right and then on the left it's
like atheism is their god
And i don't mean it in their god is like it's it's an actual religion their
fault
I mean you almost kind of have to be in that group to be on that side
It's this weird thing that's going on where you've got
People that are subscribing to atheism nothing wrong with a