Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - June 18, 2016 - Part 1
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - June 18, 2016 - Part 1' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-06-19. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - June 18, 2016 - Part 1

three two yeah we're live ladies and gentlemen eddie bravo fresh out of fucking
surgeries here
looking good gangster as fuck very few people would do that i'd be in bed my
feet up pilled
out of my mind it was just spine surgery it's not a big deal yeah no big deal
dude got a disc
replacement titanium disc incredible uh brian callan of course is here popping
wine as we speak
that sounds organic okay it wasn't orchestrated although i feel like brian callan
had a character
and his opening in a sitcom was like how kramer slides in brian would have a
nice bottle of wine
and he would pop it and then he would explain the vineyard and what part of france
it grows
well it's a barolo this barolo from italy castellero castellero tell me tell me
more
but because it's so good you know and the jean calmo uh finocchio is uh my
favorite my favorite
is that the paleo one i know no i forgot to bring them i realized as i was
pulling into the driveway
but brendan motherfucker shop is here with a powerful young jamie t-shirt fresh
out of the box
this thing is hot jamie where does a motherfucker get a y-n-g-j-m-e like run dmc
young jamie shirt
you can find one at young jamie.com
young jamie.com bitches people gonna get mad at you he fucking sold out jamie
used to be one of us
he sold out now jamie's just sitting for the money
young jamie.com folks you don't have to buy it but it is a dope shirt
hell yeah
what's wrong with you how could you not how could you not look i have to throw
it on
i had a nice stylish shirt i thought you know what i appreciate it
at least i can do
he's got his own shirt on which is a strong move
that's like a bold that's almost a rapper
i'm not on camera but it's almost a rapper move
with his name on it
yeah you got a shirt with your name on it
make sure it felt good and fit good and all that
that is one thing a stand-up comic cannot pull off
you cannot walk around with a shirt with your own face on it
that's tough
that literally cannot be done
yeah and jiu-jitsu it's it's a weird thing too
because it's very like there was a one shirt that was like an eddie bravo scramble
shirt
i could never wear it i can't wear it i can wear a 10th planet shit all day
yeah yeah yeah you know but something that says eddie bravo jiu-jitsu or
something i don't know
i'd like to get jiu-jitsu shirts made with my name just says he used to be a
blue belt
i've definitely wore run jre shirts before but it was almost like nobody knew
what the fuck it meant
yeah but that's also a brand it's not like your name sort of
you know like it doesn't say joe rogan on it
you can get away with i feel like when you get like to a certain amount of fame
like you like you don't see anyone doing it you can do it though yeah
like i wore a fighting the kid shirt for some picture and whitney kelman's went
don't ever ever post a picture you wearing your own shirt again
yeah because you are the fighter and the kid like you can't
yeah it's what it's weird you know
even to promote it though
you can't be on america's got talent and wearing america's got talent t-shirt
you know what i'm saying
if i own america's got talent i'm gonna wear america's got talent
if you were like the host of star search and you had a star search shirt
everywhere
and you would go to clubs with star search
what if johnny depp
what if johnny depp wore a shirt that said
parts of the caribbean
or just johnny depp
well kanye west that's still gay
right yeah but that's his design that's different
if i designed something cool i'd wear it
yeah dude his look i think kanye west is quite silly in a lot of ways but his
fucking sneakers look
legit they're badass he's a great designer he's got a good mind for things he
sets the trend for fashion
he's an interesting cat in a lot of ways he's got a lot of sure for sure but
who the fuck isn't you are too bitch
oh hell yeah i am as well everybody in his room's crazy he's also he's also
prolific like i bought all his music
because i was i told you i was hating on him i went home i listen to everything
yeah i listened to everything
i like literally bought all his music and he's so prolific man yeah i don't
know you know he's a bad
motherfucker for sure who's no doubt about it kanye west but you know you know
who makes me feel lazy as
shit is kevin hart him and the rock the two of them together would they just
take it down a notch
can i relax you can follow him on instagram dude kevin hart's running 10ks he's
sponsored by nike
he's got his own shoe oh speaking of speaking of someone who makes me feel lazy
my friend cameron haynes is in a 24-hour race right now he called he texted me
seven hours in he had
already ran 50 miles he said but he's hurting and he's going to keep hammering
so at that pace just
stop and think about this he's not going to be able to keep up that pace
because that pace is insane
seven hours for 50 miles it's 100 miles in 14 hours nobody does that it's
usually like 24 hours like
he did 106 last time in 24 hours and he came in i want to say like fifth place
and uh that's a
crazy thing there was a woman in front of him there was a woman who was just a
monster what's the
what's the average mile is that yeah cam ran yeah you're rolling cam ran 106
miles i believe
and i think the guy who won i do not remember his name but i believe he was
north of 113 he might
even ran 114. what was his build like was he skinny or was he like a fucking
gazelle well cam was too
big at the time cam was up to like 180. he lifts a lot of weights and he's up
to like 180. that's huge for
a long distance for a guy who runs 100 it's real crazy but he runs a half a
marathon literally every
day because he's preparing for the bigfoot 200 in august so this 100 mile race
that he's doing his 24
hour race is just to prepare him for a 200 mile race in august like dude relax
i can't follow him on
what kind of like i can't follow him on instagram and he's got a full-time job
so doing what department
of water and power in oregon full-time job what are you trying to do most
successful bow hunter in the
world runs marathons what does he eat he beat lance armstrong in the boston
marathon is this true yes
not on a bike though see me on a bike what is he one of the greatest endurance
athletes the world's
ever known but what does he what does he do for maintenance how does he keep
his body he's a savage
he's a hundred percent savage you guys are all he does is eat elk elk and bear
and he runs and he
lifts and he works an eight-hour day job he lives on i'm tired i'm tired just
just looking at his
facebook feed i'm exhausted god i gotta start up in my my running game speaking
of exhausted let's talk
about the first fight this fight is going to be badass these chicks are down
valerie letourneau so this is a
flyweight fight this is the first i think is this the first ufc flyweight fight
is that is that what
it is what is sw 25 what is sw strawweight she's the number five strawweight
contender but this is
not a strawweight fight this is a flyweight fight i think if i'm not i could
totally wrong and the
the nerds are going crazy right now it's the second you piece of shit there was
an undercard fight in
poland
i love you guys relax everybody relax everybody calm down that ref looks
nervous as
shit yeah he does that's a beautiful name
i think she's cute show us the card jamie on the other screen so we can see
what uh what fights there
are it's a fun card for sure i think she's cute too this is the first one yeah
brian you think every
well i'm old i'm old so all any girl in her 20s is adorable you're like the
creepy guy from family
like like dom herrera said he's like she could have a goat head she's in her 20s
so it's uh calderwood and letourneau and letourneau just had a
fucking amazing fight with yoana yunjecek really five round war in australia
she went to war dude for
five rounds with this beast of a muay thai fighter and she lost the fight but
she more than held her own
yoana you're the champion yes valerie letourneau she got down at 125 which i
think was too much
of a struggle for her and now or excuse me yes thank you and now she's at 125
this is her first
fight at 125 but i believe she's fought at 135 would you say yoana's the best
pound for pound female
fighter oh yeah she's hands down right dude she's nasty she scares me her
striking is so clean but i gotta
say her fight with claudia gaudet it was super super close man it was real
close really close she
dropped her though with a big fucking uppercut a little little while ago though
they've both improved
should be interesting i think so too when are they fighting again claudia is a
straight 200
dime piece i didn't realize it so i started watching ultimate fighter she's
very pretty jacked
too she's so strong to the gills she's so strong she looks like thiago alves
her jiu-jitsu is nasty
man her like top pressure she's very tough to escape from really strong
technical jiu-jitsu and her
her kickboxing not bad either man no she's very well rounded very well rounded
if anyone's gonna
beat you on it's her if you watch the ultimate fighter i thought she came off
better than yoana
she won more fans you know they had a full-on fist fight while taping that
straight up they were
throwing head kicks at each other and everything who throws head kicks look at
this meanwhile calderwood
it's about to get caught in this uh valerie with the turno armbar her arms not
in a good position
her left arm's not in a good position shouldn't have good grip she's just kind
of holding on there
oh big right hand calderwood's nasty man she fights hard real aggressive oh valerie
goes for it again
but this time not even close edge abroad care to comment on the control of the
posture
it's old school style you know doing jujitsu against that fence it's uh it's
tough when you're getting
squashed and jujitsu practitioners generally aren't used to that yeah you
really kind of have to fight
or train with one of those huh yeah you got to learn how to use the fence uh to
your benefit and that
takes a lot of practice i'm not that good at that you know man i was really
surprised when we used to
roll at legends how much it hurts okay the first yeah the first thing that
surprised me no your head
the worst like when your head gets banged into it and your head gets pushed
into it it
it doesn't give that much even your fingers it doesn't feel good it's not fun
if they rub up
no i mean if you're gonna do like straight jujitsu and you just want to do jujitsu
and never
get involved in mma you really should have like a padded wall hell yeah because
the cage but
the cage looks good if someone's gonna sign up walk in there do you want to be
uh like brendan chum
you want to be a cage fighter yeah bro we got a cage full cage full cage hey
man full mma training
a place with a full cage bro it's true i'm serious as a total poser i used to
like to walk into that
cage oh calderwood oh no all over oh letourno is hurting you know you're a bad
if you got a
shaved head oh she's scrambling they could easily stop that oh my god easily
tough wow thank god they
didn't see wow they didn't she got that spinning elbow right in the right in
the old jaw she recovered
looking at the whole car dude she got tagged again valerie letourno is so tough
man they're in bows
dude you know she has a good striking background i think she's just used to
getting hit
man but she's just tough too man oh calderwood with the big elbow oh we should
tell you guys it's
113 if you want to sync up it's 11 10 9 8 7 6 5. that's probably the best way
to do it right for sure
uh first round joanna calderwood and valerie letourneau it's a good card though
man it is a very good
card fight's fun did you see the tamden mccrory fight earlier what happened
which one turn i was
tough dude did you see that tamden got starched with one straight left hand
damn i didn't see it i
saw a homeboy uh crazy joe soto damn damn i see a little damian mile and mad
pressure too he was
losing that fight he w