Name: Joe Rogan Experience #816 - Joe Schilling
Uploaded: 2016-06-30T01:17:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #816 - Joe Schilling' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-06-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #816 - Joe Schilling' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-06-30. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #816 - Joe Schilling

boom we're live fresh from the trenches joe shilling in the motherfucking house
what's up joe how are you brother i'm doing i'm doing pretty well are you
chatting with people
you doing that snapchat yeah i had to snapchat you to the world these wacky
kids and their
snapchat i tried snapchat the other day because uh my little daughter loves it
uh-huh god damn
dude all my names are taken my name's taken powerful jre's taken joe rogan
experience is
taken everything these fucking creeps that's so weird give it up you freaks
yeah give me my name
back weirdos yeah well what are you gonna do i was late to the game what is the
big deal with
snapchat why is everybody like that uh i don't know that's uh it's really blown
up lately when it first
came out years ago it was like it had a little different connotation to it it
was like you know
the pictures deleted in like five seconds it was like your pussy sexting app
yeah fucking dick pics
and shit yeah but uh but nobody deletes those they just make a screenshot yeah
then they'll tell you
hey she screenshotted your uh stuff there and you're like no that's that
horrible feeling in the bottom
of your gut no i don't know you have problems if you're sending dick pics
anyway like i don't understand
the concept unless the girl wants dick pics and then you gotta send them i
guess yeah if you talk to
people that are in the dick pic game yeah that tell you you gotta send pictures
to get pictures
because girls feel vulnerable if they're just selling you sending you pictures
their pussy and you're not
sending anything back they feel like this motherfucker has me here this is
bullshit there's no trust in
this relationship even if they don't want them they just want a picture you
know sometimes you got to
be vulnerable for these girls allegedly what am i an expert this is where we're
starting
podcast with dick pics well there's there's no rhyme or reason to any of these
damn damn things you know
so uh like i said apparently joe rogan's dick pic game is very strong it's so
it's shaky
it's all over the road but my fucking phone i give my phone to my six-year-old
it's filled with snapchat
pictures of of her face switching in with kimbo slices face all the pictures i
have on my phone
filters she goes through uh all my photos and finds pictures that she wants to
swap faces with
kids these wacky kids these days so uh like i said man fresh out of the
trenches man you uh you had a
crazy war oh yeah this weekend that was wild yeah man that was uh that was
something wasn't it
it was something that was something that was for sure like we were saying
before uh the podcast
started you were you were really fighting emotional you were you were worked up
you know you'd already
fought him before and you know you wanted to get back at him and it was uh it
was kind of obvious
in the way you were fighting you were you were really putting a lot of pressure
on him yeah i didn't
really feel that way at the time they said i wasn't aware of it you know what i
mean i was just in
there doing me and uh yeah it was a lot of pressure a lot of you know it was uh
yeah i had to i wanted to i
knock him out i wanted to uh set things right i think uh being the uh told and
kind of carried as
the uh face of uh bellator kickboxing there was a lot of pressure on my
shoulders that night and a
lot of uh you know one of the one of the big shot i wanted to make an exciting
fight i think i did that
you know you definitely did that say kill or be killed like you know and for a
spike tv's perspective
i'm sure we killed it on the ratings my job was to carry the ratings because
that's why it was the
first fight from the uh the main card and uh like i said it was a never a
boring moment you know it
wasn't boring it was wild um is that there's a that's a weird like fine line
you have to cross
sometimes between like well i should ask you when how do you make the
distinction of whether or not
you should fight smart or fight exciting do you make that distinction or do you
just go can't stop crazy
and charge at it i mean yeah i uh i guess there was like a tournament you know
there would be more
more uh pressure to to fight a little smarter or whatever but you know i i take
pride in the way
that i fight and i'm i think that uh when you turn on a fight you want to see a
guy like me you know what
i mean guys that complain about uh you know people that make boring fights and
score points ploy mayweather
you know what i mean i want to see the uh i want to see somebody fight like me
i want to see a warrior
go out there and put it all on the line and go out on the shield yeah that's uh
that's something that
promoters always hope that a guy fights like that they always hope that a guy
goes out there charging out
guns blazing you know but most people don't yeah well i mean hindsight it didn't
work out that well
this time but uh you know it has worked out in the past a lot more often than
that you know there's
a lot of you know the internet oh the internet these days right now did you so
brutal you didn't get
online after the fight did you try to stay off for a while but it's just uh
yeah it's hard to stay
offline just all right it's a little hard see if uh is there anything i can get
out of this nope
well you could get a lot of technique advice from keyboard warriors i'm sure
they have some uh strategy
advice for you yeah everybody everybody uh everybody's an expert you know yeah
everybody's an expert that's
but you know that's just the thing it's one of those things where people don't
really earn their opinion
or their right to express their opinion everybody just has one now they have an
avenue to express
so you have to separate what is that expression the wheat from the shaft is
that what it is never
figured out what the chef is you know what that is i talked to uh vinnie the
other day after the
shorman yeah vinnie shorman and uh he had made a really good point about it i
was like these guys
online like just he's like it's easy to say like ignore them it's easy to say
you know they started some
jerk off kid in their parents basement but i'm not personally religious but you
know he used as an example he's like
you know jesus christ was like the greatest person ever right like the greatest
you know water into
wine healed the sick gave blind all that shit the people still killed him you
know like it doesn't
matter how good you are what you do there's always gonna be some fucking
asshole who talks
shit and does you know what i mean and that was a interesting little
perspective that seemed to work
out for me like who cares what these people think it doesn't matter what you do
they're gonna
fucking hate you if everyone was perfect you wouldn't appreciate perfect people
if everybody was awesome
and really cool and easy to talk to and friendly and like you wouldn't it's not
gonna happen it's too
hard it's too hard to have your together and there's too many variables that
have to happen in your
childhood i think you know like everything either has to go really good or
really bad when you appreciate
things that are really good so you'd gravitate towards that it's one or the
other but it's just
human beings just a project with no directions it's like we're a super
complicated computer
and no one has a a guidebook no one knows exactly how to work it no one knows
exactly what's the and
everything's happening in real time and the words you say they especially when
you say something online
like you might just be in a crazy mood and you know you might just uh you just
tweet at jamie hey jamie
how about you go yourself you fucking piece of shit for no reason you might
just want to get a
reaction out of them please don't do that jamie folks but you know people do
stuff like that and
they don't even know why they're doing it they just they're doing it to get a
reaction or they're doing
it because they're upset and they're like why is this fucking joe shilling guy
on tv this piece of
shit fuck you i'll kick his ass miserable people but if they met you they'd be
like hey man uh big
fan oh for sure oh yeah for sure like how you fight oh you're a real fighter i'll
get like a message
like i said i was i was in a bad mood i said something really bad about you a
couple months ago
online i'm really sorry can you unblock me now like no you're a fucking asshole
yeah you're still a
fucking asshole you live by the sword die by the sword kids if you get blocked
you stay blocked
zero tolerance policy zero tolerance you gotta be a real piece of to get
blocked and even
if you're a real piece of one day you might snap out of it but you're gonna
have to change your
twitter name you have to start fresh yeah it's a new you think about it that
way you're neutral
but i think you know if someone is upset at you because they don't like you
know a painting that
you did or they don't like a song that you made that's one thing but a fight is
so emotional and so
personal and it's so the consequences are so much different than any other
endeavor even if you lose
a game lebron james you fucking suck it's just a game the ball didn't go in the
net who gives a
fuck you know in a fight it's so it's it's the highest consequences possible
there's no higher
consequences other than war there's no higher consequences as far as like how
it feels to lose
or what it feels like to to hear people talk about you about your performance
it's just that and that's
one of the reasons why they do it like they know they know it sucks and they
know it's not them i have
a theory about that man i think one of the reasons why people attack people
like when when something
goes wrong in their life like a charlie sheen thing or something like that is
that they they know that
that that could happen to them but it's not happening to them right now so they
feel like well
him then go after him you know they have this they this vault they understand
that they would be equally
vulnerable and they feel that that little opening and they just yeah they can't
help it it's like a
fucking scab they can't they want to pick at it that's interesting i just think
they're just pieces of
shit that you're just you're just a piece of yeah and they're just haters like
you're just you've never
done anything with your life you know you're not willing to take those risks
and then when you see
somebody else taking those risks and then it doesn't work out they're like ah i
told you so you know
did you ever sad people they're just sad miserable people definitely yeah there's
definitely that's
definitely true did you ever see that hbo uh was it 24 7 with floyd mayweather
where he's eating a
cheeseburger with his friend and some guy uh some fat doughy cunt is uh yelling
at him how he's afraid
to fight manny pacquiao like you're talking to arguably the best boxer that's
ever lived ever pretty
pretty arguable pretty pretty pretty good argument 49 and oh really he's only
been rocked maybe twice in
his whole fucking career you might think his style's boring but the fucking guy
has done it i mean he just
did it and he's talking to some doughy shithead some flapping jaw dumb cunt who's
giving him a hard
time about fighting manny pacquiao who he then went and shut out a couple
months later but it's those
people that aren't doing anything those are the ones that are going to yell
something like that out
there's people that they they don't they don't have anything to gain or to lose
is they don't and that
guy bought the mighty pacquiao take he bought the pay-per-view that same fat
doughy piece of
probably bought the pay-per-view and is a flood mayweather fan and probably
bought the tmt t-shirt
and hat and rocks his tap out fucking shit and you know same guy yeah he
probably has it on a loop
on his uh facebook he tells everybody like did you see that 24 7 i was on did
you see that
shit i called him out yo yeah i called him out meanwhile floyd would slap in
the mouth and make
him drink his piss yeah now we now we just ga