Name: Joe Rogan Experience #819 - Brendan Schaub
Uploaded: 2016-07-06T00:55:44.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #819 - Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-07-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #819 - Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-07-06. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #819 - Brendan Schaub

on the eve of an epic weekend of fights we come to you live to break this shit
down the keto kid
and i what's up brother what's up brother what is that that shirt reminds me of
something and i'm
trying to figure out what it reminds me of jamie like some japanese endless
summer ah endless summer
it's so fucking summer this isn't the yellow one i gave you the that yellow one
is so summer
it's a fighter in the kid shirt with brian that is such a perfect shirt for brian
all of his
pictures should be him leaping pretending to be a ballerina for reals the
endless yeah similar
yeah it's very similar that's yeah so it's a collab with roots of fight that's
where we got the idea
this is summer what's it it's summer every day in venice beach california
unless you're a bum
still summer though that's true hot as a nice tan that's true a nice tan that's
true
bro you don't i'll tell you right now you don't want to be on venice beach
during july 4th at night
why's that dude i even posted it was like the purge i was scared i had my kid
in the car
fucking cuckoo guns fireworks smoke i was like holy guns yeah oh yeah people
just shoot up in the air
too those stupid straight up they're not like shooting towards the ocean you
know it's like a rap video
i fucking flew home i was stressed dude i've been to venice a few times and
every time i'm there i'm like
why would anybody live here no well you live in the middle of nowhere like secluded
i know that's
your style i like to be able to be more in the middle of nowhere i want to go
straight to the
woods what's wrong with you i like it your kids might not you know what i'm
saying your kids might
i don't think they'd like venice either there's a comfortable medium there's
parts of venice like
what like you're on abit kenny it was just crowded as yeah well there's nice
little restaurants there
it's a good spot to drop in gets up and eat true but it's just packed and feel
happy that you don't
live there well no see i live like away from there it's slower like marina del
rey right on the beach
that's nice if you have like a prius it's a good place to live because the
parking spots are all like
prius sized that's why you can walk everywhere that's why i said because i like
to be able to walk
everywhere to the gym everything ride my bike run on the beach yeah you ain't
run on the beach where
you're at son no no i could run hills though it's cool it's better to run the
beach you like to run the
beach oh yeah yeah it can't be a better path man you just like being you just
don't you don't want
neighbors well there's overpopulation it's not that i don't like neighbors it's
there's a very clear
overpopulation problem like uh i told you i went to yellowstone a couple weeks
ago and one of the
things that i got out of that about being in montana and wyoming is that like
you feel more
at peace when you're looking at nature and there's less people it's more
relaxing 100 there's not the
hustle i think you need both though but there's a reason why there's no one out
there you're in the
middle of nowhere your neighbors with the grizzly bear that's part of the
reason the big reason the
winter the winter comes you can keep that and you like that i don't mind it
just stay inside make a fire your kids are going to be miserable you move them
out there maybe
maybe not maybe they enjoy it saw a bunch of happy kids out there right now you
move them out there
for good they have cell phones out there they have internet there's very few
differences culturally
other than no friends they have each other oh there's plenty of people out
there you just said
there's 35 000 people in the town that's a lot that's a lot that's more than i
thought
how many people are in venice at least a million 20 million venice is the size
of a football field
there's a million people living there you know abbot kenny just got uh which is
not a good thing but
per square foot it's the most expensive street in los angeles just beat out
rodeo drive oh god why i know
that is beyond me how crazy is that it makes sense i've seen real estate in venice
it's insane i saw
a house that was for sale it was 14 million dollars and it was a house just a
house yeah just a house
i mean it's venice man it's the spot to be great restaurants friendly people
there's some venice foot
guys walking around yeah not not you no no i when when callan first moved there
like way way back in
the day i used to visit them there and i'd be like what in the are you doing
here man like why here
well but you when you first moved here were you hollywood
no uh i first lived in burbank at one of those oakwood apartments yeah and then
i moved to north
hollywood my car got broken into and then i moved to encino i mean north hollywood
that's a hustle too
you know what i'm saying yeah but you've been and done that like city life yeah
it's just too many
people i agree it's a lot of people i just don't think it's healthy i think but
i mean i think you
can deal with it but i think there's there's an effect of too many people on
you all the time around
you all the time buzz buzz buzz all that data coming in i think it affects your
thinking process i think
it makes you accelerate like they did a study where they uh put cameras up in
cities and they monitored
the amount of footsteps that people take per minute and through the amount of
footsteps that people
take per minute and the amount of syllables that people speak per minute they
can accurately determine
how many people live in that city damn yeah like down to like a thousand you
know they can tell you
like it's one this is two million people this is a city of five million people
this is a city of
six million people they could tell by watching people walk and by listening to
people talk
because when there's too many people around everything ramps up and accelerates
like when i was in
wyoming you know we're driving around yellowstone it's so peaceful and relaxed
and i came back here and
the moment we started driving home i started feeling it i was like everyone's
driving faster everyone's
cutting everybody off i'm like this is a direct response to the overpopulation
issue is it overpopulation
or is it the hustle you know it's it's the american mindset the hustle where
you got to make money
get a job provide yeah but it was sunday they weren't hustling to go make money
they were just
cutting each other off it's a bummer for sure it's a bummer and plus people don't
really talk to each
other anymore yeah there's not a lot of that yeah well i think it's people aren't
as valuable it's like
if you have do you ever see those things about pablo escobar that he used to
light fires with like a million
dollars oh yeah it's because he had so much money a million dollars wasn't shit
to him yeah
the same thing happens with people if you live in a place that has 30 million
people stuffed into it
it you don't value people the way you value people if you're in a small town
that makes sense
but you also don't know them either because you can't yeah you can't there's no
way no there's no
way you know less people which is weird yeah like i was talking to jim norton
about that because jim
norton lives in this big-ass apartment building in new york city and he said i
don't know anybody
he goes i've said hi once to a guy that's uh down the hallway from me i don't
know anybody else in
the building and i'm like how many people you think live in the buildings like
a thousand maybe more
that's more than a thousand people in the building you can go out of your way
though to meet people
like last night i was at dinner at benihana's when's last night went to benny
do you kids like benihana's
yeah we go to that place all right there you go i don't i don't think my girl
and her family love it
so yeah we went there and they sit you sit with random people right i'm trying
to start a conversation
because we're having dinner together we're here for the long haul it's a show
you're just not getting
your steak and then dipping out he's throwing shrimp at your face and all that
right so i'm
trying to talk to him and it was exhausting man because they you would think
they wanted something
from me you know what i'm saying like i'm just like dude i'm literally just a
friendly conversation
so it was weird because we were talking about that last night like no one
really talks to each
other anymore and this is ridiculous when i was a kid i went to benihana's and
someone paid for my
meal paid for the table and i remember i ordered whatever chicken and shrimp i
only had like 20 in
my pocket and i was so stressed and i had to drink water and all this stuff so
someone paid for the
meal and it was like the best day of my life so i was like all right now i'm
gonna pay it forward
so before we sat down i didn't know anyone i just gave the lady my card behind
i'm like i'm gonna cover
the table she's like all right cool those people people i'm trying to talk with
it's their birthday
right it's it's the his girl's birthday she starts ordering pina coladas all
sorts of stuff man i'm
like god dog i fucked up or in all sorts of it worked out though man that's it
worked out but literally
i i was i didn't need anything from him i didn't want anything i literally just
wanted to talk to
them get to know him but i i guess i'm a bigger dude i got a full sleep tattoo
whatever like they were
almost scared they're on a date they're on a date but they did probably the
dude's probably trying to
mac on his lid he doesn't want some better looking dude a little muscular with
all tattoos and
shit talking i was talking to him though yeah but it doesn't matter you're
eventually gonna start
talking to his woman he knows that's coming up dude she's gonna get all excited
so now everyone wants
to fuck your girlfriend that's probably what it is it's benihana's yeah it's a
family environment
people they have motives they have ulterior motives well there you go that's
why you live in the
fucking mountains by yourself that's why i'm not starting up conversations with
random people at
benihana's and buying their food you don't talk to them i do i just don't try
hard yeah i mean if
someone says something i'll talk we'll start talking but i'm like hey look at
you folks you guys are
going crazy over there with the shrimp huh that's good shrimp isn't it hey do
you like your shrimp with
butter or garlic no shrimp hey man yeah you're gonna spend some time together i
get it you know what i'm
saying i get it get the out of venice it's rotten your brain son maybe man yeah
so uh ufc 200 man
there's not just ufc 200 this this whole weekend is crazy because it's thursday
night when was last
time there was a not just a world title fight on fight pass but a world title
fight between jaffel
dos anjos and eddie alvarez on thursday night and it's only on fight pass yeah
what they should
do if that if it's like a badass fight they should play that friday or saturday
for
everyone look at this card this is a good card for a thursday night god damn
you got nelson and
derrick lewis derrick lewis is your co-man alan joban that handsome motherfuckers
back and uh i don't
know this gentleman bilal muhammad do you know him muhammad remember the name
is his nickname oh
remember the name muhammad you motherfuckers with your nicknames intense man
remember the name get out of
here dude maybe he didn't pick that uh joe duffy back on the warpath against mitch
clark after
dustin poirier put a beating on him yeah he did yeah mike pyle still doing the
damn thing
he is jesus pyle is what how is he now 42 43 he's been doing it forever he was
for griffin's coach
before force was fighting legendary gym fighter legendary like before he ever
became uh ufc guy like
everybody would talk about him handling dudes i've heard crazy stories about
him it's a tough guy
how old is he yeah at least 40 41 i would say 43
40 40 40. besides dan henderson is he the oldest guy uh dan anderson's not
young
anderson and him are probably th