Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - August 6, 2016
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - August 6, 2016' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-07. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - August 6, 2016

two one yes fight companion 2016 returns ladies and gentlemen live from salt
lake city
yair rodriguez versus alex caceres a real slobber knocker a slobber knocker um
so with me here if
you've never heard the fight companion before you're like oh great a pot what
what's a fight
companion it's sort of a podcast um it's it is definitely a podcast yeah but we're
sort of watching
the fights and calling the fights but probably most likely not that much but it's
fun and the
nonsense meter hits red hot it gets as high as it ever gets ever in the history
of us uh edgy brah is
here edgy brah eddie bravo fresh out of recovery his fucking back is beautiful
ladies and gentlemen
there's some fucking new technology going on eddie bravo has his disc replaced
we're gonna get to
that um brian callen is here holla at me brian clean shaven clean shaven all
pro p shit out look at
that hair you look beautiful thanks buddy brendan motherfucking shop is in the
building the biggest
strongest guy in the room and handsome and young he's like a gorilla that's
right i gotta show you guys
something because yesterday changed my fucking world okay i did duncan truncle's
duncan trussell's
podcast and he introduced me to the world of virtual reality goggles holy i'm
going to show you
something i'm going to show you this game uh this is a boxing game look up in
the upper left hand corner
all right this is a boxing game so i have these gloves on and it's kind of wacky
because uh the gloves aren't
the way you punch you're you're holding on to these handles uh-huh and i'm
fighting this this russian
boxing coach dude your punching looks good it's okay but here's what's goofy
about it in order for
your fists to be level like parallel with the ground you have to hold them like
this like a joystick
yeah so you're looking at your fit like if you're holding your hands like this
yeah if you're holding
your hands with your uh like your your the the the heel of your hand facing the
ground and your
thumbs up in the air right like you're skiing that's if you're holding your
hands like that
your punches are parallel with the floor okay so it's it's twisted oh yeah they
should make it so
that you could hold your hand like an actual punch right so like wherever your
hands are that's where
your gloves are so i'm holding like this and i'm punching like this it's it's
real weird because you're
not it looks like really good exercise though oh it's real good exercise is
that a prototype no it's
some new you can go out and buy that there's a bunch of games for these things
now but here's my point
i was moving around this guy like like he's throwing punches at me i'm moving
around i kept hitting him in
the back of the head i would sneak around behind him and beat him in the back
of the head and uppercut him
and i'm doing this and i'm like oh my footwork's all awkward i didn't know what
i was doing i felt
weird like i'm in this virtual world but after i did it a few times i started
to get the feeling of it i'm like
this is an amazing shadow boxing program that's pretty sick that's amazing i
think you can do muay
thai with it too i think you could have it so that you could throw kicks
because it was getting me it
was getting all my movement from these two cameras that duncan has set up in
the room they're motion
detectors so the cameras they they scan you when you're standing there and then
they build a perimeter
around you and there's a blue line on the ground you look down and you're in
this 3d world but you see
this blue line on the ground you can't go past that blue line because that's
the amount of free
space that you have in your area wow can you imagine if you could download the
opponent you're gonna
fight and you can shadow box exactly that's exactly what that's amazing what he
was saying is if you
could make a a training simulation of a guy you could fight him a hundred times
before you ever actually
fight him that would be that's amazing with seeing him in front of you and i'm
telling you man what i was
looking at was kind of cartoonish like this this russian boxing guy's cartoon
he's got a wife beater
on and headgear and shit it's kind of cartoonish but it doesn't have to be
right it's only cartoonish
now yeah like you could get to a point within a few years where you know you're
going to be a boxing
guy that looks exactly like joe shilling and has his tendencies you know how
big of a deal that would
be you can do that that can be a big of an advantage that would be well it
would certainly be a great
training tool well this looks like waffenstein but we got a ways to go but look
at this this is this is what it
looks like see so your your gloves it's weird like you have to kind of turn
your gloves
funky so that they look normal on the screen right but other than that it's
kind of dope it's fun to
do and i'll tell you what this isn't nearly as fun as the archery program there
was an archery one when
you're in a castle and you're on a roof and you hear and these fucking warriors
come storming at you and
they have helmets on and they have shields and you're shooting arrows at them
sounds so
and you and you have it's the same it's the same handles though right or do you
have the same goofy
handles yeah yeah but but there's haptic feedback so this is the archery one
that i was playing those
wow those graphics are tough dude they're not it's like an atari it's like nintendo
64. yes but i'm
telling you it's because you're dealing with massive amounts of rendering in
real time
360 degrees up and down and these are all new things yeah like you get to use
them but i was jacking
these motherfuckers up oh headshot son i was getting some mongol on horseback i
am i am so it's weird
so when you pull the bow back there's no resistance but there's this vibration
it's like shaking as you
pull it back so it really feels like you're pulling it back yeah and then it
gets to the point where it's
locked out you feel it like click that's amazing dude it's dope i shot this
stupid
fucking game until my arms were so sore they were shaking i was gonna say video
now gamers are
probably gonna look like mma fighters or at least runners they're gonna be in
shape but i think
man if you remember those dance dance revolution kids that were losing like 30
pounds playing dance
dancer okay first fight is on it's between two ladies uh we do not have the
names yet jamie can you pull
up the card so we'll uh let people know so i've seen this tall woman fight in
uh i think tough round
one of three it's at 443 two one zero powerful rash guy yeah you know they've
just passed new rules
today they're gonna make women wear uh tight fitting clothing they're not gonna
allow uh loose fitting
clothing who's ever worn loose um this girl's got shorts i mean how tight are
those i think they should all
wear spandex i think men should too i've seen guys grab shorts you have too if
you go back to the uh
chael sun and anderson silva fight there's a famous picture of anderson silva
pulling chael sun and
travis brown check congo i feel i feel like in the last year alone i feel like
women have gotten
exponentially better oh yeah is that true oh yeah well there's some she's jacked
in that picture okay so
so we got mary marina marina marina marina morose is it marina you think marina
marina marina marina
marina marina marina and danielle taylor from ukraine our lady there's a lot of
women from the ukraine
man a lot of those hard ass soviet block women come from those boxing programs
dude valentina
shevchenko the woman who just beat holly holm she's so solid man she's so solid
she's gonna be
trouble for her counter she throws she's got it in her dna where she's throwing
uh them spinning back
fist counters she's got that down better than anybody i've seen right yeah she
does everything man
she does that real good she's got that sweet counter right hook poor holly so
that girl's a
multiple time muay thai champion so like the girls are going to give her
problems are not the girls
like holly girls like holly like holly's gonna like stand there and strike with
her and valentina has
so much fucking striking experience the girls were going to give shevchenko
problems or the girls were
going to be looking to take her down she's a good wrestler yeah well a girl's
not going to just stand in
front of her a girl's going to present a bunch of options like misha tate is
you know misha tate
the the striking would be an issue yeah yeah she can scramble her ass exactly
so can shevchenko
shevchenko can wrestle really well she's strong as she's strong she's not like
misha's love as far
as grappling but when she fought sarah kaufman in her first fight she out grappled
her it was almost
like she kind of did she surprised her with the takedowns yeah she did surprise
and i think she and
she took that fight on super short notice if i remember what she's a beast man
i feel like holly's
hesitant lately hey man she has no joke dude and she kept cracking her with
that counter right hook
that lead counter hook she kept taking her head off the center line and just
she's world-class striker
man so is holly though yeah yeah she is but don't you think that holly is in
more of a boxing world like
she's a 19-time boxing champion like holly's boxing like as far as her footwork
or speed or movement
especially her counters like when someone's going after she's brilliant as a
counter striker i feel
like holly is the fastest probably the fastest striker as far as just being
able to get her shots off
like if you were to time when she throws to somebody's face she's certainly
fast but i mean in her weight
class maybe she's the fastest yes or one of the yoana's going huh yeah you want
to shut your
fucking mouth this is true you ever seen you want to do those uh videos on
twitter where her
trainer's holding pads and she's ripping into him yeah it's fake dude she's
insane yeah she's the
best striker in the fc jimmy jamie see if you can pull some of those up you if
you could try to
spell her name you think she's the best striker in the fc as even even among
guys i do that's a huge
thing to say damn well i would say wonder boy would argue with that and i would
say that there's a few
other fighters that are you know just strikers over him being k1 grand prix
champion but you know what
man you want it just like the real problem is like saying she's the best or one
person's the best like
it's so subjective especially if they're never going to fight each other right
we all love to do it it
also depends the caliber of person you're fighting to watch this look at this
she's doing these sprawls
and then she's getting up firing combinations you look at pure technique though
man she's a
fucking nightmare oh dude she's so sharp in the fight too yeah she's super you
don't see over him with
that same technique granted he's a k1 world champion well it's different too
but it's hard to compare
115 pound girl 200 gillion pound man it's kind of tough he smoked junior dos
santos with one shot
jacqueline pound man i don't know why that's funny to me he smoked he smoked
junior dos santos with one
left hook i mean aleister over him is a beast oh yes he's a beast of the beast
it's hard it's hard to
look at him the same way you look at anybody else because first of all he's in
a division where
anyone connects everybody goes night night right correct it's like it's so you're
fighting
differently such a totally different kind of world we don't see his technique
because one of his jabs will
knock a mother out so you don't see five rounds of over him like you do with yo
like yo will go the
distance and her technique will be flawless from minute one in the first round
to minute right one
in the next you know what i'm saying but she can also tend to be somebody at
that size can afford to
be and take more chances and actually stand in the pocket and and throw whereas
you guys at your weight
you got to be so careful because one mistake don't say you guys i'm s