Name: Hannibal Buress Commentary On Joe Rogan On EA UFC 2
Uploaded: 2016-08-24T21:42:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hannibal Buress Commentary On Joe Rogan On EA UFC 2' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hannibal Buress Commentary On Joe Rogan On EA UFC 2' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-24. Transcript available.

Hello freak bitches
A video game is pretty intense the new UFC game on PSA and I know it sounds
like I'm plugging but it no it was cool
We would yelling me and Mike me and my friend
It was that intense because it was you know it's parts where you almost about
to knock the guy out and then it's a good game
It's a very good game. I had fun so I I can attest to it because I
Had to do the commentary for that game like the when you hear that EA sports
game
That's not commentary from actual fights, right? That's commentary. It's me
doing pretend and Goldberg doing pretend and
dude, we did a
Fuckload of hours. Yeah, I mean it was hours and hours. Yeah hours and it was
over a long and I'm not complaining
I'm just saying you have to have to say so much stuff and there's me man
Yeah, I'm in the game you have to have a secret unlockable I gotta have a code
like the Konami code. Oh, I
Did this so I can get out of doing more commentary?
Because there was so much to do damn. I wish I looked that good. There was so
much to do as it was it was a constant
Grind but I put my F my full effort into it like I really wanted it to be good
I was thinking just if I was a kid and I was playing this game
I would want it to sound like like a guy really got head. Dude, it's
It's intense man. Like we I hear it is
It was a fun like I don't want to see me get beat the fuck up
Just Jamie. I'm a Jamie shown a video of me about to get my ass kicked by Nick
Diaz
Are you get destroyed really fast? I would imagine if the game is realistic
Pull it up. Come on. Imagine I get fucked up. People want to see it
Wait, but they might have you such your secret character. They might have you
uh, I got some bullshit skills might have you juiced up
I got it doesn't matter. I got some right with it. Let me let's hear my cuz you
know
I'm super casual fan. So my commentary no roger with the leg kicks. I've never
heard this before
Oh is it Oh roger with the leg kicks bro Rogan got kicked in the face. Oh
Rogan with the kicks Diaz is backing up Rogan missed. Oh really a kicked in the
chest
Tattoos accurate look at that
Holy shit. Oh
Oh
Oh
Rogan's not caring about the height disadvantage. Oh, oh, oh, oh roger's in
danger
Let's see what Rogan's ground game is like not good
Diaz is about the punch roger in the face
Oh dog shit off my back will roger be able to pull off a submission from this
position. Oh roger. Oh
Oh roger with the turn around. It's called a sweep
I'll let him up. Wow
Rogan back up. Uh-oh. Oh
This should be illegal. Oh
Rogan should be illegal to watch two people fake fight when you know one dude
would beat the fuck out of me
Don't I said me?
So it's to not leave any
Any confusion? Oh, this is so stupid
Oh, we'll kick them. Oh, he's about to finish him. Oh, jeez. Oh shit. Stop it.
He's out. Oh
Shit. Ew, wait. Why they let me punch him in the head when he was unconscious.
Why don't they stop the fight quicker than that?
The fake me rather and the fake him. How'd that feel? It was weird. It felt
weird
You know what bothered me the most the last two punches because it wasn't he
was already unconscious the fake him
That was a good kick. Oh
Do you know how hard Nick Diaz would fuck me up?
Like this is an embarrassment to humanity. This is allowed to be a visual image
of me beating Nick Diaz's ass
I've dunked on LeBron James before dude. Enjoy that shit, man
That's what that's what that's what it's an escape
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