Name: Joe Rogan Recaps UFC 202 - Conor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz II
Uploaded: 2016-08-24T21:55:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Recaps UFC 202 - Conor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz II' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Recaps UFC 202 - Conor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz II' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-24. Transcript available.

Hello freak bitches. This is what I want to see. I want to see Nick Diaz versus
Conor McGregor.
That's what I want to see. I want to see that more than I want to see anything
in life.
I wish I had something to say about that.
I want to see more than I want to see the Aurora Borealis, more than I want to
go to the Keck Observatory in Hawaii and revisit the Milky Way.
More than I want to see any of those things, I want to see Nick Diaz versus Conor
McGregor.
Yeah.
Nick Diaz.
Conor McGregor had a cool, his little walk around the ring as he got in.
It was awesome. He was awesome. He's a bad motherfucker, dude.
The way he walked around when he got in the ring, I didn't think he was going
to get punched in the face as much as he did.
I mean, he still won, but that was a cocky interest. I was like, oh, he about
to first round knockout, this motherfucker, the way he just came in here.
Well, I mean, what he's trying to do is just shake it off, put an air out there,
but at the end of the day, he's fighting Nate Diaz.
No one's getting no first round knockouts. It's going to be a crazy war. He
knew it.
He had to be conservative in that fight.
The energy was so crazy.
Oh my God, it was insane.
It was so, it was, I was so glad.
Like nothing ever, right?
It was so, I'm so glad I went to see it live.
Oh man.
So he.
Me too.
So I'm a, as I said, I'm a casual fan. So there's a couple times where Connor
knocked him to the ground.
Mm-hmm.
But Connor doesn't want to do ground game with him at all, right?
Because he would, he was knocking to the ground.
Right.
And then he was, he was, he would tell him to come up.
Right.
Where I would think normally for my lack, not that much, you know, MMA
knowledge, I would think once you knock somebody to the ground, you try to go
in with those hammer fists.
You could, you could. However, if you do that with a guy like Nate Diaz, he
might not be hurt at all.
Right.
Especially when you consider the fact that he, Connor threw a bunch of like
really powerful left leg kicks.
And he had fucked up Nate's right leg because, because the fact they're both
Southpaw, what, what happens is like that back leg becomes the front leg.
So the right leg is in front, right?
And he's just getting chewed up with this left power leg kick right from the
beginning, like over and over and over and over again.
When, when you get hit with a bunch of like really powerful leg kicks like that,
it makes it super difficult for you to move.
Right.
You know, and then Connor just fought a smooth, smart game plan.
You know, he, he engaged from the outside where his speed was an advantage and
did some damage, but didn't unload himself like he did in the first fight.
In the first fight, he did that too, but then he unloaded himself.
And Nate survived.
And when he survived, Connor's gas tank was empty.
Right.
So this time Connor was way more conservative.
Yeah.
I would say he would run away a little, but he would run back to.
He would run away.
No, you could, you could say it.
He would run away.
He ran away.
But when he was on the cage, when he get close to the cage, he would run it and
make it more into the center.
And man, it's okay.
You know, people are mad that he ran away.
How can you win when you move away?
Because sometimes you take a break.
Yeah.
Sometimes you take a break.
He knows there's three moments in the round.
He's got, he knows there's, I mean, I don't know when it was.
There was, there was a couple moments in time where he totally turned away from
him, but then he engaged.
Yeah.
He did.
It wasn't like he was running the whole, he was just, when he found himself in
a compromising position, he would get out of it.
It's interesting.
It's an interesting thing to do.
You guys trying to kick your ass.
You're like, I'm going to go over here for a minute.
Yeah.
It's something funny about it.
You know, it seems like a good move.
It's the right move.
When you're, when you don't feel like you can fight right now, what do you want
to do?
Stand in there like a man and take it on the chin pussy.
Come on pussy, get in there.
If you don't feel like you can breathe, maybe you should move away and breathe.
Otherwise, some dude could punch you in the body and you can go down.
It's like, it's not a smart move to stand in there if you feel tired.
Yeah.