Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 3, 2016
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 3, 2016' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-09-04. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 3, 2016

absolutely not never watched it does anybody know it just let me know we're
live this is that we're
actually live um we're on the air right now uh eddie bravo is here edgy bra edgy
bra hello brian
motherfucking carlin yes i am and brandon shabbat's perfect i fucked i put too
much stevia in the
coffee though oh yeah that's you know what we can do you just take this one and
uh i trust your spit
i hope you don't have herpes and just go back and forth with mine because there's
none in there
there you go and then we'll we'll make a concoction that's acceptable for the
both of us split it up
bro split it up a concoction just do you're a scientist you can snort stevia
yeah you can
that dude yeah and remember diego sanchez got really into that for a while what
with dan quinn
yeah diego sanchez got really into dan quinn's stevia thing like he's gonna
melt fat with stevia
and cure cancer and go to the moon yeah there's a guy out there his name is dan
quinn who believes
that stevia can change the world tell me how that big brown stevia good for him
what's the fight companion tastes like a chocolatey man kiss oh yeah all right
that's what i'm going
for it tastes like a chocolatey man kiss if you're listening to this podcast we're
watching the
fights live from germany they play at uh noon in la so we all got out of our
comfy beds and
and beautiful wives arms and embraces and came here to watch dudes fight we're
not going to be
watching the fights uh if you want to know what happened we don't know nothing
better we'll be
talking about subjects that belong in a 14 year old's tree house and that's
essentially what we talk
about and the other thing about muscles and grips we might eventually get to
some of these fights i want
to talk about alir latife and uh ryan bader when that fight happens tough fight
that dude i don't like
that fight for later that dude scary as fuck that latife can bomb yeah he can
throw some punches
and he's a tank bader's been known to eat a couple that's that's it's just it
does nothing for
bader either yeah but bader's fought well against certain guys that are like
powerful scary guys
he just really fucked up against rumble so you're looking at that he shit the
bed against
he just made i don't blame him either yeah you can't blame him you see what rumble
just did to
glover that low like weird he tried to ankle pick and then rumble just beat his
brains i think he
just took a chance you know at something weird like hoping maybe it would work
out can't do that
i think he also maybe like had a moment you know in there oh shit moment yeah
that's antony rumble
johnson jesus yeah that's not james tony don't do the same game plan reigning couture
had against
exactly that was exactly what he did johnson went huh punched him right in the
face not only that he
controlled him on the ground until he punched him in the face and eventually
got him flattened out on his
on his stomach he just that might be the worst place in the world to be flattened
out on your stomach
underneath rumble johnson it's terrible there isn't there is a uh like that's
probably that is the
worst place no it's right next to that dude who got his arm trapped in the rock
and had to saw it
off yeah yeah and also in a swamp full of crocodiles that's worse that's worse
or standing right in
front of him like glover oh god well glover just tried to put that pressure on
him oh hey man dude
did you walk forward did you just see an uppercut do you remember that do you
remember that white
supremacist where they they had his brother um in jail and in protest he videotaped
himself sawing
his whole his own hand off so yeah yep he had a camera on and he goes i want to
show you guys
something essentially basically showing them that he that they had no control
of him that he his
mind was stronger than his and just cut his own hand off would you like that's
impressive jamie pull
that up i need to see this yeah my brother would do that for me i feel like uh
let's talk off off the air
this is marcene held and uh tae hyung bang tae hung bang he is from korea he's
a korean cowboy he's
a korean cowboy you said marcene held a lot of cowboys in korea oh i'm sorry
nick hein you got me all
excited you know what marcene held just got signed i was actually gonna bring
that up he uh just got
signed over from uh bellator very hesitant here ladies he's a really good footlock
guy huh yeah
yeah good leg locks one of them rare really really like lockers in mma yeah i
don't know why i confuse
all white people i think all white people look the same me too especially if
they're athletes super
racist when it comes to white people to the whites to the whites white people
from other countries
where they talk weird all the same yeah that that can never be racist white
people look the same no one
cares either but any other but any other race it's very trouble any other right
even mexicans you say all
big trouble yep a black person can say white people look the same to me on tv
and nobody gives a
shit not exactly yeah exactly you could you'd have to be like you'd have to be
really really funny and
it'd have to be a really obvious joke for you to use any other race if you were
especially if you're a
white guy well sam tripoli has that joke where he goes he'll he'll be like um i
lost bobby lee at the
korean day uh parade you ever lose a korean korean in a korean parade it's like
looking for a needle in a
needle stack come on that's funny it is funny and it is true too this certain
sir i'm not going to say
it's true but i am saying it's funny there's certain races that share so many
similarities like as far
as like their uh their mannerisms or their um their features and stuff i mean
it's there's so much
variety in like america right because we come from so many different parts of
the world mixes you thought
of us as a country which you know we are a country but we're not a country like
like say if you wanted to go
and meet some colombians you were in colombia most of them are going to look
like colombians yeah i mean
they have a very distinct look to them especially the women yeah baby well
china china very much like
china with all i think in china to have that many people speaking mandarin
which had to do i think
with the yangtze and the yellow river because they could trade and and you know
share ideas and so
it and plus i think they were pretty isolated so you're right there wasn't as
much you know immigration and
and mixed in united states i mean everybody's fucking everybody well not only
that it's never been like
this before where there's 300 million people we we vary so much and we're more
varied now than ever
before like they say what is it like i think they said 20 more years and white
people are going to be
a minority yeah it's fascinating yep and just the chinese and or you can say asian
and mexicans will be the
minority in america correct well china's film market is neck and neck with the
united states now
i mean china well they like like expendables 19. no but they love all that they're
making their own
movies and they're building huge movie studios they're also using our old like
special on such a
hit now over there like they just found them you know what i'm saying yeah well
it's just it's
interesting man it's interesting that this world is sort of it's in some places
it's not sort of meshing
with with everything else but in most places people are spreading out and sort
of like integrating with
each other i remember when i was little my dad gets so i was like four or five
and we'd see an asian
person and i'd say oh look at that chinese guy you know it's something i'd say
something he's not he's
korean i'm five man that's what i do i can't tell the difference between the
eyes dad your dad got
mad at you at that when you were five even today even today he's from korea
well today maybe it should
make sense like you should have learned it by now maybe it's tough i've never
been over there like i
can tell the difference between like a korean and a japanese person now my
favorite thing to do my favorite
thing to do is pretty close yeah i love drawing the distinction and alerting
people to the fact that i
know the difference and then i'll give you a little history lesson on it yeah
you do and then i walk
away feeling good about myself you do greg fitzsimmons does this thing on his
uh in his show where he
guesses the asian he calls it guess the asian he talks to people god bless he's
really good at it i bet
if you're if you can tell the difference he can pick up like he tells the
difference between filipinos and
people from bali i think that's easy they're huge differences i think that's a
skill my man no it's like
an x-men power no if you're in america it is you know what's weird is like that
america's only been around for like
really a few hundred years from the first settlers right first years 1640 or
something yeah and then
before that just one look right like native american and then in that time like
just the the change of
the landscape has been so drastic in just a short amount of time you think
about any other time in
the world any other part of the world some some place as big as the continental
united states just gets
transformed over a couple hundred years into just white people just filling him
up
filling it up the whole thing and took shit over what about israel isn't that
like
wizard is very small you know israel's tiny it's 1948 and it's a tiny place and
they
still look like all the people that hate them they do this is i used to have
that bit remember that
there's there's there's a brown-skinned dude with dark color hair throwing
rocks and a brown-skinned dude
with dark curly hair holding a machine gun i go what's going on how do you guys
look exactly like
your enemy this isn't like the chinese versus the they also believe i go this
is like a tennis match
between the williams sisters like who the is who what's even crazier what's
even crazier they believe
in the same god they believe in the same god and basically the quran says that
everything in the
in the old testament is true so even the quran says that's the first book then
they had a problem
with the new testament but it's kind of wild for sure figure it out it's just
territory territory
well there's no way you're going to figure it out because you want to make your
parents happy
and you know they have a set of rules and you grow up with them and you start
raising your kid that way
and then those all those ancient ideas about who those people that you don't
know are versus these
people next to you that you don't know well these people are on my side of the
dirt and those people
on that side of the dirt and we believe a certain type of wacky and they
believe it's a different
type of wacky i mean they they have their problems over there but we have
problems here too like have
you seen how the kaepernick situation escalated yeah explain that to me so so
kaepernick won't stand
for the explain who he is uh colin kaepernick is uh the starring quarterback
for the san francisco 49ers
he's african-american and mixed with something else so he's lighter skinned and
he was adopted he was
raised by white parents and so he was a big-time quarterback playing like
lately but he was a big-time
quarterback refuses to stand for the national anthem because says his people
are oppressed and the the
the cop treatment stuff like that and then a picture came out that he wore them
a while ago these socks
with uh cops has pigs on them he wore them to practice a while ago before he
made this stance and
so that's that photo has been brought back out so now the cops and santa clara
are saying we're not
working the games anymore unless you guys do something about kaepernick we're
not working the games
anymore so the cops are taking a protest now which to me is like it's for
definitely not the right thing
to do no because he has freedom of speech right yeah you know first amendment
he can do that wh