Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 17, 2016
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 17, 2016' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-09-18. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 17, 2016

we're live fighter in the kid uh sans kid brendan shop's here sans the kid sans
the kid uh no we
don't no we're not mad at brian callen we love brian count brian count's just
in new york working
uh so save it twitter trolls save it settle down something must have happened
yeah uh eddie bravo
edgy braz here no eddie bravo and brendan shop are not upset at each other stop
it stop it twitter
trolls twitter trolls are fucking crazy try so hard they hate each other look
at the way they look at
each other i saw the way he looked at them when he said that meanwhile we're
like how's your son
how's your kids you know we're talking about our kids we're talking about the
the love of our lives
for real off camera people they hate each other shout out to the colorado
springs fire department
donald cowboy serroni's dad gave me this shirt sick cowboys dad works for the
colorado springs
fire department colorado the house son i will say that i'm a little jelly that
i think it feels like
you're trying to take joe away from me you know what i mean it feels like that
rogan it feels like that
to me i don't want to say nothing i don't want to talk about it isn't that like
high school where
your new friend gets a friend yeah he's mad because he's trying to take him
from him that becomes a real issue
with people for real like fucking grown men sometimes you know bro i mean you're
hanging
around with him all the time i mean i just wonder i wonder bro what the fuck's
going on i mean what's
what's happening with our friendship man i've had this conversation recently
with an older friend oh no
you know it's also when dudes get older and shit shit gets stale in their life
you know people start getting real desperate they get real weird if you if you
know a dude who has
a job that he doesn't enjoy and he's been doing it for a long time and he's in
a relationship that's
not really a whole lot of fun and you know you stop hanging around with him a
little bit it's like
oh my god like everything's going dark yeah man everything's going dark where's
the fun where's the
fucking fun where's the fun there's no fun can't hang out it seems like
nowadays with instagram
the way it's set up in facebook you can't talk as much as you could like eight
years ago on the
internet when it was like it was like it was cool to have like some stupid
screen name like you know
red dog 283 or something like that and you're just anonymous there's still some
of that like on the
underground you know a lot of anonymous dudes there they're like secret private
guys see they're sort of
anonymous but the problem is their ip addresses are known like you're not
really that it's you're only
anonymous if someone doesn't look no one's anonymous anymore if you're posting
things yeah you might
think you are but even if you're going behind a couple proxies it's just it's
not hard to find you
it's a weird world there was a guy that was a troll on reddit it's a famous
story because he was
like a real nasty guy apparently they found out where he worked these people
went after him they found
out where he worked they found out who the guy is and they got him fired jesus
you got fired from his
job because his his fun what he would like to do is he you know i mean if you
looked at a
from a psychological uh psychological point of view you would say uh this guy's
like all bent up and
like held back at work and he has some anger issues and he gets online and
through this anonymous
account he does a lot of mean and it goes after people from work yeah yeah he i
think he i don't
remember i'd rather do that than shoot a place up yeah i mean who knows what
level so i mean it might
might not that might not be the choice it might be just he's an asshole he'd be
surprised but and my
point is they found this guy they found this guy and they got him fired and
that's gonna that's just
like what they can do today do you see that nine year old what happened with
the nine year old from
getting bullied at school and on the line committed suicide nine kids that's
crazy that is so crazy i was
even smart enough at nine to how to figure out how to hang yourself yeah you
know what the cia should go
after those people instead of terrorists it's true they are terrorists yeah i
mean they are going after
some people they they went after that one kid there was a kid who um was a
roommate in college with a
kid who was gay and he knew his friend was gay so he set up a camera and filmed
his friend having sex
with a guy and i don't know if he blackmailed him or said something and the guy
wound up killing himself
so now he's on trial for i think i don't know what they're saying manslaughter
maybe some new
shit some something something awful there was a similar case where uh this girl
was uh
that she knew her friend was like manic depressive bipolar and she and he would
reach out to her for
like help and she like you just need to kill yourself you just need to kill
yourself and then they have
all this the texting history and then she would send them links on how to do it
and then he finally
did it and he texted goes i think he would do it tomorrow night she goes you're
so full of
you're not going to do it let me know if you do and they end up doing it so now
she's being charged
yeah she's real young and here's the problem with that when you're real young
first of all they say
your brain isn't even really fully formed doesn't even like your your thoughts
don't come in like
the most logical manner until you're like deep into your 20s i think they say
your your frontal cortex is
i probably shouldn't be talking at all science but i think what the term was
about it was about
decision making and impulsive decision making particularly in young men
experiencing testosterone
for the first time thinking about this think about you're young right you're
experiencing testosterone
when you're 13 14 years old so you've got 13 years of confusing life all of a
sudden you've got
raging boners all the time yeah and you're so baffled because you're so horny
all the time and
and and sex is everything it's selling tv show tv shows and selling cars and it's
all over the
fucking olympics i used to jack off the covers of cds look at those girls in
the volleyball games right
and we were talking about that we're talking about the other day like how can
they they're wearing
thongs but the point is when you're young you do you might not even understand
the
consequences of what you're doing like the idea that this girl knew that this
guy was going to kill
himself and that being mean was anything other than for her just a fun game of
being mean the magnitude
of it yeah i don't know if you can really say that they know i mean it's awful
that it got done
i'm not exonerating her but i don't know if you could really treat that person
like an adult then
then add in head trauma if they they played football or did martial arts oh
yeah oh yeah try playing
football since you were six is that you yes sir dude you could be together very
well you'd be
surprised when i leave the studio i get online did you see the new cte study
that they just released
as an article that was out today where they're saying that it is not the amount
of concussions it's the
amount of time you've been hitting the head so it's sub concussive trauma like
just jabs to the face
that don't even knock you out way over long periods of time can be worse you
know here's like i was
watching hbo boxing the other night and uh when gernardy golovkin fought uh
yeah kel brooke amazing
amazing fight for as long as it lasted i understand why brooke's corner threw
in the towel i was bummed
out that they did but he was going to get murk 100 he was getting murked they
were smart they were
smart but i was upset because i was like god damn this is a good fight me too
and i kid kel brooke is
very good anyway point being bernard hopkins is doing the commentary and i'm
listening to him doing the
commentary and i'm like when you see a guy who's that great of a boxer like bernard
hopkins and has
been involved in boxing like pretty much his whole life and he's almost he
might be 50 now he's right
around the right believe he is 50. and the last time he fought he fought kovalev
and got boxed up
you know it was a tough fight to watch because you're watching really an older
bernard hopkins getting
hit hard by a murderer i mean kovalev is so good top two in the world yeah but
i was listening to him
commentary when you listen to a guy like that commentate you're like well he
talks pretty good
now but what's he going to be like in 10 years you know like when you when you
hear a guy that
talks really well like deep into his 50s and 60s like george foreman like how
did he pull that off
some guys keep together though don't they yeah like there's like roy nelson
should be drooling out of
his mouth and shitting his pants yeah he's a he's a smart dude oh look at this
chas kelly just did a
maximo blanco on maximo blanco no you don't have that guillotine no son oh he
switched it up he has
the dark it's over oh my god it's over no way he's going out he's out he's out
he's out he's out son
oh my god tight move how'd the referee not know he was out right there on edge
kid
like tony ferguson right now that's herb that's herb that's herb he's the best
in the world
herb knows better you know what man we we he gave an opportunity you know what
it's the angle sometimes
herb i usually give the band for the doubt because he's one of the best he's
not i think he is nothing
wrong with going out though him and john mccarthy go out i agree you can tap it's
all right it's a fight
you're right i agree too because going out doesn't hurt anybody it looks like
it hurts you it doesn't
do anything bad even if you do lose some brain cells uh what are we doing and
we're trying to
save brain cells here it'd be nice i mean i don't i don't that's not what this
is about it's about the
guys who are sacrificing their brains for us what's going on well i think i
think herb dean and john
mccarthy are equal i think they're equal at the very top i think they're the
best in the world mccarthy
means numero uno numero uno as far as dealing with them personally when they
come in the back and
just the the way i felt if john mccarthy was in was working my fight i felt so
much better this is a
beautiful darts man look how he did this he didn't quite get the guillotine so
he adjusts perfectly
because as maximo rolls out of the guillotine he rolls right into the dark
amazing transition it was
beautiful i bet chas has hit that transition a hundred times you could just
yeah you could just tell
right away you can tell this was his and his arms are long and it was in deep
and he ain't going nowhere
he's fresh yeah it's over and by the look at the guy's face too he wasn't
really defending right
he should have i mean he should have grabbed the inside of his thigh
immediately when when he put
that up i would like to hear what him and herb were just saying to each other
herb was asking him
a question about how he set that up see herbs are legit martial artists you
know educated and but he
loves it like when he's asking there he wants to know look at this dude they
both start off because
that's what maximo always does he jumps that guys tight yeah perfect look how
he set it up no one
does that better than for doom though don't get it god damn that was beautiful
yeah professional
right there look at the building joe chilling just showed up with an 80 pound
watch on how dare you
how dare your ball so hard how dare you ball so hard how dare you ball so hard
look at that gold on
gold that's a couple of goldies over here if i was a girl i would be attracted
to you just because of that
watch that's fancy yeah i would say something about him he's all tattooed up he
looks scruffy and
dangerous he's got scar tissue that's just the deal closer they look at the
watch and go bam that's
it that's it he's got money too basically that's what you're sayi