Name: Joe Rogan Experience #850 - George Perez
Uploaded: 2016-09-23T01:52:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #850 - George Perez' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-09-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #850 - George Perez' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-09-23. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #850 - George Perez

boom and we're live just like that that's what i like that's what i like too
man we're sitting
here i'm here with george perez and uh right when i was coming here my neighbor
uh right over here
uh just told me there's some black suvs driving down the street they got battering
rams and black
helicopters and then jamie said there's swat crews some shit's going down george
perez hey i i tweeted
let people know you're in the area did you have location services turned on you
gotta turn that
off man they find you that's how they find you dude they probably will find you
they probably do that's
why aria i'm convinced that's why ari shafir went to a flip phone he doesn't
want that gps on him
doesn't want them tracking him with all his mushroom drops that he leaves
everywhere and
so uh there's something going on so while this podcast is happening some is
going on very
close to us here we're in woodland hills so uh somewhere in this area somewhere
in the 818
i was nervous coming over here because of the area really yeah i haven't been
here since like 98.
is this a up area well we used to sell speed to people in recita
so i remember they were like don't turn right do not go that way
like you don't want to go back to see what what you planted oh it's here see
how it grew it's here
speed is a weird one man you know they had this uh statistic the other day on
how many
fucking people are on adderall oh which is just speed it's just fucking speed
there's a statistic
that i posted yesterday that's the most disturbing one though ronda patrick dr
ronda patrick put it up
there's more people on pain pills today than use tobacco fuck think about that
that's how crazy the
pain pill business has gotten think about all the dip all the people that chew
all the people that
smoke cigars and cigarettes all that combined there's more people on pain pills
and it's weird because
they took cigarettes away from baseball remember they used to smoke in the 80s
you could smoke in baseball
and you could dip i don't remember i remember you could dip you can't dip
anymore no no nothing
i mean i don't know about professional i know you can't dip in college but they
used to smoke
cigarettes in the games in the dugouts wow i and i only know because sometimes
i stay up late and
i watch espn and like oh you could smoke back then so you watch like an old
game and they'll show them
still smoking it was like espn has classics and it was like a classics like
world series and i think it
was reggie jackson smoking in the dugout look at look at that right there keith
and there you go enjoy
a dugout cigarette what year is that from jamie it says 19 something 87. 1987
game yeah they used to
smoke cigarettes and then spit they were always chewing and spitting and now
they're popping pills and
getting concussions well they definitely are popping pills apparently that's
another big problem adderall's
a big problem with uh baseball because it helps them focus and concentrate on
hitting the ball better
that's just crazy to me how they prescribe you speed to get smarter yeah well
it accelerates well for
apparently when who's is that is that me that's not me did i ding somebody ding
um when you uh when
you have add which is real debatable whether or not that's real like how many
people actually i mean
is it just people with energy is just people who are bored they don't want to
concentrate on whatever
the you want them to concentrate on i mean i don't i don't not exactly know
what add really is because
i think it's severely over over prescribed by everyone's measures but when you
have it
when you give them speed it helps them calm down somehow or another i don't get
it it seems it must
be like a focus speed they give or like a special something they found in there
because i'm back in
my days when i did speed i couldn't focus on maybe that's because you don't
have it though because you
don't have add whatever that means but if add doesn't exist and it's maybe it's
just something that makes
everybody focus well i think add most likely is just there's a bunch of
behaviors there's a bunch of
like different ways people behave and there's a bunch of ways their mind works
and some people
they like to stay calm and focus on one thing and they like peace and quiet and
other people are
scattered as fuck and they're thinking about a million different things and
they can't concentrate
speed apparently for those people helps them concentrate but the question is
like if someone is
like i had a next door neighbor and uh this next door neighbor his kid was just
a regular
fucking kid and they put the kid on prozac it was really weird man they were
like oh you can't
concentrate he's just he's all over the place so we you know we put him on and
i i couldn't even
talk to the dude i was just like this is crazy you're medicating a he's like an
eight or nine
year old kid he's just a fucking kid most kids when they go to school they don't
want to pay
attention to whatever the fuck the teacher's talking about no i i would have
got i would have got
prescribed or was that what's that called diagnosed i would have got diagnosed
as in kindergarten yeah
i think i would have too for sure if i had that guy for a dad he definitely
would have put me on some
medication yeah it's weird i remember the first time i heard of add like i
thought it was a gang and i was
like do we do we get along with those fools
they were like nah foe it's a focusing and i was just like oh oh what the hell
a focusing
yeah so the kind of speed that you would sell these people out here like what
kind of speed was that
back then it used to be called crank remember i do remember crank yeah what is
crank what is that i
don't know i think crank is just like the best part of the strict nine because
it's made out of
i don't know am i right the best part of poison yeah and we used to sell a
peanut butter one it was a
peanut butter one it was it was weird because like back in those days speed had
a taste that was just
like awful it was like rotten uh cactus cooler that's what it tasted like like
a rotten cactus
cooler you ever left the cactus cooler out yeah oh yeah and so it's it was made
with a peanut butter
taste it was weird yeah i mean i don't remember who we were getting it from i
just remember the
guy going because we used to hit it out of a bong so it would do we were crazy
and i'd be like
this tastes like peanut butter so yeah i started focusing on peanut butter
sandwiches you focused
that's so bizarre so when when you would do that back then um you would have to
like how do you get
into the speed business like you'd have to find somebody who's cooking it yeah
i mean yeah it was weird
because uh i'm like what 20 years old i just left my lady for being a tweaker
like a crazy one and then
it just got me involved to be like no fuck this i need to make money i need to
make money and my buddies go
ahead so i was gonna say so she was a crazy tweaker she was like hard core like
still to this day
still alive still dude she has seven kids from six guys oh good kid and she's
that kind of girl that's
just pretty where a guy will be like i'll pay for whatever you want and she's
with it wow i'm just
happy i was the first one and i got out yeah man that's a weird one right but
people that are on
speed i hung out with a dude recently that was on speed he didn't want to admit
he was on speed but
you could tell because he would do things like he was saying that we would talk
and he'd turn like
real quick yeah and then he like kind of collect himself and turn real quick
and like why and we were
me and a couple of my buddies were like why is he moving so fast and then
trying to calm himself
down and like he was driving us and when he was driving he would make like
these quick turns
and then correct yeah you could see him like trying to calm himself i'm like
this guy's on
fucking speed man what's going on is he he made a move and then he looked at
shoot and be like
fuck does he know i'm on it okay regather myself calm calm calm calm calm i
mean i would look at the
way he was turning it was like he heard a loud noise like yeah like for
everything he did well your senses
are up yeah your senses are up your alert to anything and everything it's up i
mean hitler gave it to
his uh troops right yeah yeah they say he invented it i don't know if that's
true um i think it was
invented during that time i don't think it was hitler i thought hitler was in
the lab i've got it
the way to rules the world that's why his mustache is so little he's off i
gotta keep this mustache tight
yeah tight and clean no i think uh they invented it during that era and uh i
know they gave it to
the kamikazes too that's how they got the kamikazes to fly those planes into
battleships they were
just jacked up on meth that's fucking crazy yeah a little math speed you know
all that stuff it's just
just those accelerants any of those things that just they they with your
judgment i remember there was
this uh i believe it was gq i was reading this article about this guy who was a
lawyer and he was this
real successful lawyer and he got involved somehow or another with a client
that was a meth dealer and so
then all of a sudden he starts getting into the meth business oh wow he just
realized there's a lot of
money in this yes and i guess he started doing meth and then he started selling
math and then one of the
things they say is when you do a lot of meth you start making like really poor
judgment calls you're
like oh this is fine this is fine this is gonna work so he started uh stockpiling
meth in his
fucking basement like just what stank in like his you open the door to his
basement like what the
fuck is down there just big paint buckets filled with math everywhere and that
that can burn your body
it'll like jack you up if you put it on your skin it'll burn through within an
hour really yeah that's
why those guys have those they touch it when they cut it up and then they touch
their face and that's
how they get those holes in their face i thought they started itching like they
would start scratching
themselves right no it's the touch and then the touch becomes the crater of the
pimple then they
they start picking at that yeah i had a buddy he'd walk around with like band-aids
everywhere
oh man i was like dude you need to chill
so this girl was all hopped up on my baby's mom yeah yeah the girl when you
were 20. yep and then
but back then i belonged to a gang and like every gang has their hustle some
gangs sell wax some gang
sells weed some gang sell guns ours was speed that was our hustle somebody was
fucking somebody that
could have got it and we got it wow yeah but it was it was weird because this
is like 1998 so we're
i remember we drove like a you remember when the the thunderbird the ford car
was cool yeah the new
one right but it was in 1998 yeah yeah i remember we had one and we were just
like yeah those were dope
bitches from the eight one eight and yeah it was fun you know what's weird
about speed is when i was in
prison you could tell that these people are still tweakers because you know how
you light a lighter
your thumb goes down and then when you hit the pipe you spin your finger in
this way so that's how you're
hitting a speed pipe because you're spinning it i used to play handball with
this guy and he would do it
every time he would just spin this hand and like light the lighter oh he would
like make the movements
with his fingers while he's playing handball hey dog you do like we call it
bomb hey you do bomb he's
like wow you got something i haven't done in two years i was like fuck we used
to make fun of him like
hey don't hit the pipe serve the ball so for two years later he's still making
those motions it's your
body craves it you can see it in people their body is just like i need that
motion you notice when you see
people doing the spinning with the lighter they're tweakers wow that's like
something i discovered
you noticed i