Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 8, 2016
Uploaded: 2016-10-09T08:37:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 8, 2016' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-10-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 8, 2016' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-10-09. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience  - Fight Companion - October 8, 2016

one yes we're live ladies and gentlemen UFC 204 fight companion with my brother
edgy bra is here hello first time ever in the fight companion Cameron Haynes is
here ladies
and gentlemen what's up and of course Brandon motherfucking shop aka big brown
and we're here
live for the Bisping versus Henderson rematch a fucking huge fight for the
middleweight championship
of the world in Bisping's hometown of Manchester England they are going to be
going off he's never
lost that cage never lost what we're over there yeah over there he's never lost
well dude there's
some serious love for Bisping in Manchester when I went to Bisping to
Manchester watch him fight
I remember thinking it was match I've seen him fight a couple times in England
I believe
but when you when you see him over there you realize oh they just don't like
him in certain parts of
America that in in England he's gigantic super strong he's the reason why MMA
so bigger huge over there
like you don't realize it because there's been a bunch of times for whatever
reason the fans turned
against him and some some events and here for talking shit like the time when
he used when he said the
f word fag but in England it's different it's not a homosexual term isn't it a
cigarette yes so when
he uses it over you know I'm saying he didn't mean it in that tone right but
that's how he was saying
it he wasn't saying it like it was a cigarette he was saying it but but but but
over there it's a
little different you know I'm saying like they throw it around in a different
connotation you got this is
what you always understand when it comes to trash talking when two dudes are
trash talking each other
you cannot expect them to keep it PC okay what they're trying to do is humiliate
each other is
verbal warfare and you can't say that that's his position on gay people no if
he's I mean maybe it's
rude for him to say it maybe he's rude for him to insinuate there's anything
wrong with being
homosexual definitely but he's fucking with that guy you gotta understand this
is not like a deposition
in court this is not like his ultimate feelings on that's a Donald Trump shit
he's calling some
dude a fat because he wants to punch him in the face yeah hopefully he wants
yeah hopefully he
doesn't run for presidency exactly we're talking about that trump thing way
over here hey it's like
that movie the campaign with will ferrell it's like you can't make this shut up
how crazy is it it's a
joke to say hey you better watch what you say you'll get murdered by hillary
isn't that crazy it's a
joke and everyone knows it's a better watch what you say hillary will kill you
and that chick is
running for president and that's like a joke did you ever see that meme there's
a meme of a deer
laying on the side of the road is dead and it said what did that deer know
about hillary clinton
it's a joke everyone's laughing that chick is going to be president everybody's
laughing everybody's
laughing because the only reason we would laugh is because it's true that's the
only reason we would
laugh yeah it wouldn't be funny if you did that about oprah yeah no that wouldn't
be funny that's a
legit point that's not funny at all it's totally true yeah it really is well
there's there's that
kid who according to wiki leaks there yeah there it is according to wiki leaks
the kid who is the
the dnc leak was the kid that got murdered outside of his place damn yeah that
guy got shot in the
back at four o'clock in the morning outside of his apartment and according to
the julian assange guy i
don't know if he knows for sure but he believes that that guy's the the leak
that's the guy who sent
the leaked emails jesus about them supporting hillary over bernie sanders like
deliberately trying to
get bernie sanders out of the picture cool yeah i'm not i'm not talking on hillary
and bill clinton
straight i'm just saying the gangster you know what i mean yeah i'm not saying
it's bad they're like
tony montana yeah hey i will did you like tony montana when you watched scarface
i did that's
basically what billy bill clinton is like look at this look at this what jamie
just put up there the
missing hours of murdered dnc staffer alone in a bar guzzing beard depressed
over trouble with his
girlfriend the wiki leaks linked analyst refused to ride home refused a ride
home and staggered out in
the middle of the night to his mysterious death well that's a rough night yeah
it could have been just
shitty decision making yeah that's a little too convenient but yeah it's a
little about uh you know
that one uh girl who got uh i think she got suicided she was gonna testify in a
paula jones case
with bill clinton and paula jones back in the day and they she was gonna be the
witness boom she gets uh
what's suicided bro suicided means you pretend that someone killed themselves
no no yes but they make
it really really obvious that it wasn't a suicide it's like leaving a statement
do you guys remember
the guy who's the whistleblower for enron who shot himself in the head twice
sure do yeah they did that
on purpose twice twice yeah he shot himself in the head twice and they said it
was a suicide we don't see
anything wrong with us everything seems normal that's a real story if you're
anything to do with
politics and you get suicided if you look into it it's probably going to be
pretty obvious it wasn't
a maybe i could see wiener commit suicide soon no because he's not in office
who anthony wiener
he just can't not send a freak dude's a freak dude's a freak for that for his
age i'm not mad at it
don't have your kid in the bed though posting dick pics that's not good that's
where i draw the line
for sure should get into stand-up comedy i agree he's a powerful speaker he's
obviously a mess
i bet he's hilarious did you see that that uh robert de niro speech about donald
trump and don't he's
basically you've seen this robert de niro is like for 30 seconds he goes that
scumbag i want to
punch ron uh donald trump in the face because this last thing maybe not exactly
like that for sure just
just punching robert de niro talks talks mad on donald trump hey wow i got some
good candidates
highly produced yeah let's bring it to the beginning jimmy uh jamie please let's
go and put it in our
ears so we can hear this oh can you do it is it all right or no he's so blatantly
stupid he's a punk
he's a dog he's a pig a mutt who doesn't know what he's talking about doesn't
do his homework he's an
idiot colin powell said it best he's a national disaster he's an embarrassment
to this country
it makes me so angry that this country has gotten to this point that this fool
this bozo has wound up
where he has he talks how he wants to punch people in the face well i'd like to
punch him in the face
this is somebody that we want for president i don't think so what i care about
is the direction of this
country and what i'm very very worried about is that it might go in the wrong
direction with someone like
donald trump if you care about your future vote for it jesus well if he's going
for hillary he's an
idiot well before he didn't he didn't say but now is he voting for so if he's
saying i mean he didn't
say we got a crazy choice here donald trump and hillary holy we know hillary's
crooked as
well there's gary johnson the libertarian candidate that's a real option and he's
reached as high as i think
twenty percent in some states when people are scrambling this is the best time
ever for a
libertarian candidate hell yeah that said independent and the end yeah what
what was that meaning well
independent is libertarian green party candidate there's a bunch of different
people jill stein
she's the uh the nominee see no one even hears about her she's the green party
candidate but she said some
ridiculous that drives me crazy one of the things that she i think she means
well in a lot of a lot of
areas but one of the things she said she thinks that 16 year olds should be
allowed to vote like are you
out of your mind i'm 33 i shouldn't be able to vote yeah i don't i don't know
about it i'm gonna vote
though you know i mean for sure there should be a reason why we value your
opinion and and the thing
about voting that's beautiful is that everybody gets the vote but the weird
thing about voting is that
there's a lot of us out there that really shouldn't have a opinion yeah you
know they just haven't
researched it it's based on nonsense they just pick one side that looks like
the better guy in the
movie and that's what they go with that's why trump is i think is pulling ahead
a little bit you know
i'm saying or doing well not pulling ahead but doing well because 18 to 36
social media you see
him all only him headlines headlines headlines headlines it's the kim kardashian
effect there's also kim kardashian
of presidents you're right and there's also a time and that time is probably
coming up very soon
where polls are no longer accurate there's because no one's taking them i'm not
taking them you're
not taking them no i'm never taking a poll never goes to a pool the people that
they're getting and
they're talking to in polls i have a whole bit about it that there's like the
other that's the real
one percent we should be concerned with yeah the one percent will answer polls
for sure just let me
text in my vote exactly how about that how about my couch my underwear exactly
like we have like
instagram polls you know and you can't progress you can't do any more instagram
activity until you vote
yes or no on this well then i just won't get on instagram you know what i mean
so everybody there you go
if they were locked out of social media they'd vote or a facebook and it's
right there it pops up you
can't do just your phone is frozen until you make that boom yeah but you should
want and you should want to
have an opinion based on something or say how this guy's setting mersad beck
dick and russell
doan russell doan and it's 452 451 450 449 of the first round so right now it's
445 444
so our our sink will be like a few seconds off so you should if you want to
sync up to the podcast just
um just pause your for a couple seconds and figure it out
pitch i don't want you us to go oh and then you see it that does happen it's a
bummer and i'm sorry
how crazy is it that we have an actor talking crap about a presidential can't
what and it and but
he'll sway some votes too so i love to make good what is going on so weird what
is going on this country
is i don't even know what's going on like no one does dave chapelle has a whole
skit on that a while
ago when when uh september 11th happened he said he turned on mtv's like i don't
give a
what ja rule thinks about september 11th like he was all over the tv exactly
why the is he talking
the cia came out and just crushed donald trump just like that too not like a
gangster like he just did but
a former director of the cia had to come out and say listen uh i got my issues
with hillary too
he didn't get into him he goes but donald trump if we allow this guy to be
president it's going to
our country basically is what he said i think you might even win more now
because guys you know what
no no he's kind of like me he's scared the death of donald trump that's what i'm
seeing but it almost
helps because his name is out there more right people are seeing it people are
like hey denaro's
talking about almost in some way almost you're right in some way it might
almost help but see
here's the thing it's a long time before november i mean it doesn't seem like
it is but it is
in this weird climate crazy can happen with these people for sure how much more
could come out
what do you really think about hillary i don't want any politician that's
deeply entrenched in the
political system at this point in terms of like who is who's who's influencing
them like she's doing
things like these speeches in front of these bankers where she gets paid a
quarter million dollars
you don't do those if you're on the up and up like that's just a payoff like
n