Name: Paleontologist Trevor Valle Debunks "Dinosaurs Never Existed" Conspiracy
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Paleontologist Trevor Valle Debunks "Dinosaurs Never Existed" Conspiracy' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-10-20. Transcript available.

Paleontologist Trevor Valle Debunks "Dinosaurs Never Existed" Conspiracy

Hello freak bitches. I would love to play you the dinosaurs are not real video.
Just do it. See if you can fly it, JV.
We probably can't play it on YouTube where we'll get pulled, but we can play
the audio, right?
Play the audio. We'll put the video up on the screen and play the audio for you
and you can just fucking your head could turn beet red.
Smoke's gonna come out of your ears because the thing is about these videos and
this is the issue that I have with not just videos
but also with blogs
People you're writing things and you're not you're not being checked as you're
going along. So it's it's just you
Broadcasting an idea. It's not a conversation and because of that you can give
off the illusion of expertise without being checked
Here it goes dinosaurs never existed. Oh my god, Eric Dubé. This is the flat
earth guy. Yeah, the guy that does 200 proofs
the earth is flat
Everybody has debunked fucking
a thousand no no no no shills
Yeah, yeah shills are listen to this guy
Owen of the Royal Society don't you dare mention Owens name you asshole
Museum natural history department in 1842
Or in other words
The existence of dinosaurs was first speculatively
Hypothesized by a knighted museum head coincidentally in the mid 19th century
during the heyday of evolutionism
Before a single dinosaur fossil had ever been found wrong
They they tell you yeah, pause that pause every time pause
Dinosaurs
We we discovered marine reptiles and the first dinosaurs about a century before
that
For that so that right there
So that right there Eric, you're fucking wrong
Whoops
It's like don't bring your flat earth bullshit into my profession now. I'm
pissed. We'll keep going
Yeah, keep keep this rolling
Mainstream press worldwide
Got to work
Hyping stories of these supposed long lost animals and then lo and behold 12
years later in 1854
Ferdinand Vandiver Hayden during his exploration of the upper Missouri River
found proof of Owens theory a few
Unidentified teeth he mailed to leading paleontologist Joseph Leedy mm-hmm who
several years later
Declared them to be from an ancient extinct track a dawn dinosaur
Which beyond ironic so that's because we can do things like look at modern
analogues and see how
Teeth are fucking made
We know if it's a predator or if it's prey we know if it's an herbivore or a
carnivore
We know how teeth are fucking built even back then even when they're doing
naturalistic drawings like this
It's like like the the the the megalodon tooth on my arm. It is a predator. It's
obviously a serrated
Is it megalodon or megalodon your how do you say it?
It's it depends your emphasis can be on a different syllable. It's it's both.
It's not like nuclear and nuclear
No, no cuz cuz it doesn't have to use um
But it's spelled that it's spelled the same but it's like dimetrodon or dimetrodon.
Oh, it's the same thing megalodon or megalodon
Oh, God, you're yeah. Keep doing it means what is it 20 minutes?
Firstly, it should be needless to say that it is impossible to reconstruct an
entire hypothetical ancient animal based on a few teeth
But even more importantly, it is dubious that a myriad of fuck you tile bird
and reptile mammal
transitional forms necessary for the blossoming theory of evolution would be
Hypothesized and then conveniently discovered by teams of evolutionist
Archaeologists purposely out looking to find such fossils
I'm glad I brought a lot of it is even more dubious that such fossils have
supposedly existed for millions of years
But we're never found by or known to any civilization in the history of
humanity
Okay evolution
Okay. Yeah, the reason why we didn't know about things beforehand because we
weren't doing shit like wholesale
Intellectual studies of science when people were building fucking pyramids and
stuff like that. That's why we have different ages in
Throughout anthropological records. We have the broad age and iron age and all
that because we have to do things like
Figure out the land around us and when we start finding really old bones like
hey
This looks like a really big chicken bone. What the fuck or this looks like a
huge human with a single eye
What the fuck we start looking at stuff like that?
Saying just wholesale fucking bullshit like that
God damn
But that's a that's what a YouTube video is a YouTube conspiracy theory video
is oh, I know one person getting to
Spill there's nonsense and they're unchecked. Yes. This is why I wanted to play
this for you and
Response videos can be blocked by the original person they can curate all
comments
They can only allow certain ones through they can moderate everything same with
a blog same with all of that they control their own criticism
There's a guy right now that a lot of the paleo communities going after his
name is David Peters. He's a jackass
Who's like doing stupid things like all reptiles or mammals and all of these clades
should be in this and just all this crap
He wholesale copied an article from a colleague of mine
posted it
Which is a violation of copyright?
Because he's attempting to supersede that work by
Importing his own ideas to it. He will refuse any critical comments to be
posted on his wordpress site
Mmm. That's that's really common though. Yeah, it's really common with people
that the war of ideas in the comment section
That's where it's being fought. Yeah, it's because it's an echo chamber. Yeah,
it's like people don't look as
Why do people think the world is flat or why do people think dinosaurs don't
exist? Their Google boolean search is dinosaurs don't exist or creationism is
true
Evolution is false. The earth is flat chemtrails exist. They're creating their
own echo chamber and preaching to their own fucking choir
Yeah, and then they have a message board and they go on that message board
massive confirmation bias nobody
Anybody that doesn't follow that line gets booted out. Let's play more of this
because it's gets gets better
Genisms Masonic Renaissance in the mid 19th century
David Wozni wrote why are there no discoveries by Native Americans in all the
years previous when they roamed the American continents because they weren't
Digging the fucking earth dinosaurs in the Native American religion or
tradition because they were all dead matter
Why were there no discoveries prior to the 19th century in any part of the
world there could have been you didn't know what it was?
That's the world book and it's like the same thing with mammoth cyclops. Yeah,
we didn't know what the fuck it was
We didn't know it was a massive, you know a massive elephant species
We thought it was a giant person. Yeah when the first animals were discovered
in the liberate tar pits
before 1913
They thought it was livestock that got trapped in there and died
Then they realized holy fuck cows don't have nine inch long incisors that are
you know perfectly evolved to slash open the throats of things and
Then you started questioning so the Native Americans and all the people they
were finding possibly scatters of bone and didn't know what it was
Did the did the northern first people start licking bones and rocks?
No, we we discovered that you know the science as it figures out going hey,
this is porous material if I lick porous material
It's gonna stick to my tongue. Holy fuck. That's a fossil
This this this kind of just he the problem with you Eric is you are starting
from an improper position you are starting on a confirmation bias you are
Stating from the beginning that dinosaurs don't exist and you were using
Paridelia and apophenia the ability for humans to find patterns in order to fit
your bullshit and
then only
Cherry-pick what belongs that's that's what that's what he does with fucking
flat earth and the problem with this is like I was saying earlier because now
the
Stupid minority has a voice all I don't know how many million people subscribe
to his fucking channel
Every single flat earth dipshit is gonna go
Sixty one thousand people. Okay, look at that three hundred thousand views and
here's the thing check out the comments the comments
He curates the comments down are almost identical look 3486 to 3493. Are you
kidding me?
Oh, but I remember being forced to to have the same dinosaur toys as everyone
Matt. Yeah, that's because it's called consumerism
Flat earth no dinosaur. What's the point in making these? Okay. See good good
for you go in there
Extremely great research love this very much. Thank you. Max Haskins don't
breed
Don't ruin dinosaurs with facts fuck you and there's were my favorite animal.
Here's another problem. His voice is annoying as fuck. Oh my god
Let's play more. Oh, thanks
I'm gonna open it up here before the 1800s
No one ever knew that dinosaurs existed during the late 1800s and early 1900s
Large deposits of dinosaur remains were discovered
Why has man suddenly made all these discoveries no tribes cultures or countries
in the world ever discovered a dinosaur bone before the mid-1800s?
And then they were suddenly found all over the world in North America, South
America, Europe, Asia, Africa
Argentina, Belgium, Mongolia, Tanzania, West Germany, and many other places
Apparently had large deposits of dinosaur fossils never before seen
That's because we find the first one and then we're like, holy shit
There must be more of these out there and then the bone war started between Ogden
and Marsh
You had the Mantell collection with the first iguanodon that was found and they
put it and they made these really stupid
statues and put them in Crystal Palace in London and
Mary Anning one of the first
Well, the first female pound paleontologist and one of the first people
actually find fossils
She discovered the ichthyosaur
Mary Anning was the girl from the rhyme
She sells seashells on the seashore because that's what she did as a child and
as she was looking for seashells
She found a skeleton of an ichthyosaur
Buried in a cliff. Oh, yeah, it's like a kid. I think she was 12 13. Oh, holy
shit
I think paleontology Twitter is gonna rip me apart for not knowing the thing,
but come on. I'm hyped up now
He's drunk. He's hyped up. I'm not dude. That's one beer. All right. I've got
I don't know how many you had before you got here none. I get excited. I've got
nine more in there
Um, i'm gonna need them
Yeah, it's just so mary anning discovered ichthyosaurs and once you discover
something like that you want to go around the world and say hey
Where else is this stuff? Let's go somewhere that no one has been
Hmm, which means North America, South America, Tanzania, Belize all the things
that Captain Jackass just rattled off captain fuck face
Let's calm captain fuck face
God fucking fuck what it shit gibbon. I don't just something. I mean, yeah, I
stole that
I stole shit gibbon from a Trump thing
But it gibbon shit gibbon one like a monkey like a gibbon money. Yeah, I think
they're technically apes
Gibbons are apes. I think gibbons are apes. Hmm. Do they have tails?
No, I don't believe all apes monkeys, but not all monkeys are apes
No apes and monkeys are primates, but a monkey is just it's not a technical
term, right? It's not a scientific term
There was an article that was written. There's explaining that all apes are
monkeys, but not all monkeys are apes
See if you can find that. Well, let's we'll go to that afterwards
Yeah, probably because like one of those beers. Okay, let's let's keep this
rolling
Well, I want I want to I want to see how deep we can go with this
big character
We're inhabited and well-explored for thousands of years before this time. Why
had no one ever found a dinosaur fossil before?
According to the book the dinosaur project paleontological journalist Wayne Grady
The period following this from around 1870 to 1880 became a period in North
America where some of the most
Underhanded shenanigans in the history of science were conducted. That's
because there were two paleontologists
Going at it against each other going I can find the cooler thing. No, I can
find the cooler thing
I'm gonna find m