Name: Joe Rogan Experience #870 - Bert Kreischer
Uploaded: 2016-11-10T02:59:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #870 - Bert Kreischer' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-11-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #870 - Bert Kreischer' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-11-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #870 - Bert Kreischer

day one of legal marijuana burt crasher does it feel any different does it feel
less naughty
uh no i'm just worried that they're gonna clog up the dispensaries the people
will yeah because
now that you have to use to wait in the waiting room sometimes right now that
it's gonna be legal
i don't know how they're like one in one out thing it's gonna be a fucking
nightmare are they
allowed to just open up now the general public is that how it works i was just
looking right
before we started i think uh they have until 2018 to start issuing licenses and
2018 they can't the
current dispensaries can only sell to their current patients what like they can't
sell people walking
off the street they're gonna have to change some rules oh but 2018 before they
start giving out
licenses they have until that long they don't oh they can push it until that
long oh if they wanted
to hold back and dig their heels in huh interesting so we have at the very most
a year before it just
get becomes like colorado which is carlos goddamn wild west when it happened in
colorado too it took
them about a year before they figured everything out have you uh have you been
down and gone down to
like the areas of colorado where they're selling pot now yeah i went with you
right but did you did
you we didn't go down oh yeah yeah i went to a couple stores on my own without
you i guess yeah
yeah i haven't i've driven by them but i haven't like gone in and checked them
out but that's what's
gonna happen here it's gonna be crazy and it's gonna be better for everybody it's
gonna be better for
the economy it's gonna be better for people my wife nice my wife doesn't smoke
weed at all and voted
yes i'm good you done yeah yeah yeah yeah um she uh she voted for um yes to
prop 70 64 that might
have been my favorite night moment of the whole night last night yeah that's
pretty awesome and that by
the way that i give 100 credit to jamie that was like you gave me an ace in the
hole i was sitting
off the side i don't even have a mic at the time i don't think and jamie just
goes breaking news
and hands me his phone i wasn't even reading it off the phone but i grabbed the
mic and i go guys i
have breaking news prop 64 has been legal been passed in california the place
went nuts joe lights a
joint i ripped my shirt off started slapping the stage bill burr took a hit
bill burr gets high
bill burr gets high and he had passed that joint like he had it had passed him
a couple times he was
like i'm good i don't smoke pot i'm a i'm a whiskey guy and then he was like
fuck it yeah took a legit hit
yeah he was stoned too that was strong weed that's that la speed weed shit i
don't know what
strain he's got but good jesus lord have mercy what a night such a beautiful
night that was probably
the most fun i've ever had on a podcast i keep i've said that before because i've
had we've had some
fun ones together oh yeah but that one might have topped it off i don't think i've
ever laughed any
harder like burr had me laughing harder than i mean it's just as hard as you
can laugh it was so
fun everything was fun yeah the burr had me you had me with that line uh did
you guys see that picture
of trump looking at his wife voting and you were like what did you say i said
that's the look i give
my dog when he gets too close to my cat hey motherfucker leave her alone it was
that whole show was so
quick it was so yeah it was literally like uh like they were doing double dutch
with comedy yeah and you
had to know when to jump in and when not when to hop out yeah and i said this
to you this morning or this
afternoon that first 100 hour and 33 minutes was not that much talking over
each other well something
happened that i wasn't aware of but people started just showing up that weren't
invited and sat down
i didn't know we're just sort of sorting that out now like there's microphones
that were there and
and you know there's people that we had asked to come that were kind of waiting
to get on and then
other people that just sort of walked in and got on i don't think it was clear
to them i don't know
how it was set up i don't know but it's chaotic when you have more than two
people yeah just two
people's hard sometimes to manage conversations but then you get three and four
and then you're playing
in front of a live audience and then people are just coming in and jumping in
so there was a couple
issues i guess i wasn't paying too much attention we were too drunk we were
gone you bailed out when uh
when you went and did a set well when i didn't went and do a set that's
apparently when burr and sarah tiana
went at it i missed all the goodness lucid all i'll tell you is that i've been
doing comedy 17
years i am well aware that bill burr's practice of comedy is to assemble brilliantly
laid arguments that
you wouldn't normally agree with to go head to head with him in a debate about
porn would not be something
i think would be wise of anyone what was her her position was this is when i
was leaving her position
was that people watch too much porn yeah men men like porn too much right yeah
and and it was about
the condoms and yeah porn moving to a different place and and then it turned
into the middle crossover
states are just racists and just broad stroking kind of it was what bill was
doing i think i don't know
i was pretty up at this time i but he was he was disassembling what is this elitist
liberal movement
which is if you don't agree with me you're a racist rape apologist sexist right
and bill just was saying
that's not it some people want change you know yeah yeah that that is a real
sweeping brush that people
from both sides like to use right the people on the right like to use it on the
liberals the p the liberals
like to use it on conservatives we like to paint people like real obvious put a
you know put them
in a box make sure we can categorize them yeah i mean that's what i said i said
well i think i got
i think i might have accidentally started a little bit of it because i said
look all you have to
realize is there's just a disenfranchised part of america that feels like they're
not being
represented and then immediately i think sarah got jumped on me and she was
like oh you're talking
about the racists and i was like i don't know you can't say that you can't say
that like i voted i'm
not and by the way i voted for fucking hillary so i'm just saying what what i'm
noticing out of an
election so but i you know i i thought it was good of her to stand her ground
and to and to hold and to
say her point and not try to backpedal and and i i appreciate that but well you
know it's the problem
is the problem with that saying that anybody that voted for trump is a racist
the real the real problem with
that is because the only other alternative was hillary and hillary was very
flawed that's just the way it
is you know it's not it's not an anti-woman thing to think that someone who has
all the ties to
corruption that she apparently does i mean you can go into it all day long if
you want to if you want
to like look at the clinton foundation or any of the other crazy that those
people are involved with
it's kind of legal you know i mean it's not really breaking any laws it's like
you can get away with
doing all that stuff but all of it is like oh like deleted emails and all that
like what are you doing
like what is this yeah and i think i think there was a large portion of america
who just didn't want
to share their opinion because they didn't want to be called a name and there's
there's real concerns
too and people don't want to say this there's real concerns about her health
really she hurt her head in
2012 because she blacked out she she blacked out fell fainted and hit her head
really bad like really bad
and um apparently she was up for like six months and this was 2012 that's only
four years ago man
and that's a really significant head trauma and she was very eloquent in the
debates she's really
articulate i thought she kicked his ass in the debates i honestly did oh yeah i
thought she came off
smoother especially that second one like he would say some crazy and she would
smile you know i thought
she handled it great and she was so much more eloquent and so much like so much
more so much better
economy of words the problem is it's just it's so hard to to trust that she's
telling you the truth
you know there's just too many things that she's been calling the difference
between that comey guy what
he said she had done with her email and what she said she had done and you play
them back and forth
you ever seen the video they do that it's pretty shocking you know what he says
is very different
than her descriptions of what he says you know what he says is like she
violated some laws and what most
people thought in the apparently in the fbi it's one of the things that people
got upset at comey
apparently from this article i read at least they were saying that the people
in the fbi were very
disappointed because they thought that he should have pressed charges they
thought that when they
looked at all the evidence and all the stuff that he talked about that he
admitted that she had done
that you can't do with classified data she had violated all these laws like if
you were a regular person
if you're a regular enlisted person and you violated those same amount of laws
dude you'd be
fucked you would be fucked phil they'll really put you in a goddamn cage 100%
like this sounds silly but she just like they said hey we'd like to see your
emails and then she just
got rid of them all she deleted them all she deleted 30 000 emails and she did
it after a subpoena
at least some of them after a subpoena i didn't know it was after a subpoena
see how many find
out how many emails she deleted after the subpoena i don't know you know the
absolute specifics of it
but it's just it's my point is it wasn't like she was this awesome alternative
you know so
people that wanted change and they felt like what hillary represented is a part
of that big system
as well as she says her words and as uh stately she is and she's a much better
representative of
america in some ways than he is yeah but she's just too tied to corruption like
all the stuff that she's
done like all the the experience she has in government all that should be on
her favor in her favor
but for a lot of people it wasn't this time for a lot of people they're like
this government
government is just too intertwined with these businesses that support it and
pay it money and
they they're going to all these different foreign countries and getting paid exorbitant
sums of money
to talk it's like bill clinton was getting like a half a million dollars to fly
to these countries that
are had they have all these like like serious like civil rights violations on
on their people yeah there was
like something that clinton had done we kept trying to push this one through
see if you could find that
there's this one like dictatorship that he wanted to go into he wanted to go
and do speeches and they
were like no you can't go there like that you're not supposed to visit that
place these these people are
doing things we don't we don't agree with and he's like yeah yeah i gotta go
over there and i'm gonna do
do a speech so let's just try to get like he just wanted to do that speech he
just wanted that cheddar
that's i think it's i what's interesting to me now is is the the population on
twitter at least of people
my friends that voted for um hillary that are now just saying
fuck fuck the rest of the country
fuck i'm out this sucks it's like you like did you see that the canadian
website the immigration
website broke it crashed it broke all the americans were like fuck this i'm
moving to canada
has anyone ever done that though fuck yeah you think fuck yeah especially vancouver
oh yeah it's pretty
warm thank you it's like seattle it's basically just like it's better than seattle
but i mean like
weather-wise it's pretty similar yes probably identi