Name: Joe Rogan Experience #881 - Lee Camp
Uploaded: 2016-12-02T23:50:39.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #881 - Lee Camp' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-12-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #881 - Lee Camp' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-12-02. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #881 - Lee Camp

do oh no yeah vamos see we're live that's all i know in spanish don't expect
more ladies and
gentlemen lee camp lee camps this is what i want to do buddy lee camp alex jones
jank yuger and me
let's go drinking we can all be friends could we yes we're gonna pass around a
joint we're gonna
agree to be friendly we'll all just go to dinner somewhere have a good old time
throw back some
beers i think we would all get along famously i know nothing about alex jones
off the mic i can't
even imagine he's great what goes on i love him i love him i don't care what
anybody says about him
being crazy alex jones is my friend and i love that guy he's a big sweet teddy
bear he's a super nice
guy does he get humor at all oh yeah he comes to comedy shows all the time he's
a big comedy fan
because i saw doug stanhope on doug's fun uh friends with him too and i saw doug
on with him once
and it just seemed like he doug was being hilarious it just seemed like he didn't
get it he didn't know
what was happening have you ever seen him with joey diaz no one of the funniest
moments in the history
of radio they're like bizarro versions of each other he told joey diaz that um
it was on the internet
that's where he fucked up because there was one part that we were doing we were
in austin and we're in
studio and one part we were doing was on the radio radio so on the radio radio
he can't swear he's
like well this next part's gonna be on the internet but uh you know you can
swear i mean you shouldn't
swear definitely you shouldn't swear but if you do it's no big deal no one's
gonna go to jail so
all of a sudden joey diaz realizes the floodgates are open so he just i mean joey's
the funniest
he's like oh joey he's not the funniest guy that's ever lived he's in the top
two or three joey is amazing
and he just he just goes off and i'm just sitting there red-faced and crying
and laughing i'm laughing
so hard i can't breathe and he just and alex didn't know what to do with it he
didn't know what to do
with it he was trying to juggle it you want to play it jamie here oh you have
it let's just look at
this part of it yeah please please i don't know look at the movie he was
dancing and singing and next
you know he's dying oxygen no not not right a junkie's a junkie's a junkie's a
junkie every day
he doesn't wake up singing dance and then he has oxygen tanks at night
something's not right
he's talking about michael jackson in my case like old school you're worth more
dead than what you are
alive you understand me and now they got a new record coming out he's doing a
tour next year with the
people from uh vegas that jump up and down the blue band group whatever that is
i mean he's worth more
now than he's ever been i think paul mccarton killed michael jackson if it was
up to me me knowing
what i know i smoke another joint i'll break it down i'll break it down because
he bought the music
from paul mccarton didn't want to get it back to him right and all of a sudden
they put paul mccarton
in the super bowl they tried to build up the beatles to get their thing going
and also michael jackson
by the way we're so high right now so high like we got barbecue before this
thing
obama and the elite it's a strategy
keep going i don't know what to say
i would do you but we're so high right now i mean we should never be on the air
so most of this is on the regular radio until joey finds out that the radio see
if you could find
where he goes off because he only goes off for like five minutes but he's
screaming and yelling
about going to the tsa with a bag of weed under his balls and alex just trying
to bring it back to
harley clinton and the elites i would never want to try and compete with joey
diaz on it
we just got to let him go but i'm telling you joey loves alex too joey and alex
they went to
this weed stinking he's like rodney daniel i had this weed that was stinking up
a storm not to
mention my balls i'm sweating now because i'm gonna go to jail tonight and all
of a sudden the guy goes
he's clear and he shook my hand i'm like my taxpayers are hard at work i'm
smoking a politician who's
talking to you like a christian he's lying someone already edited oh this is
someone else's edit
obviously because that's where he goes you know you can't take a joke take a
taxi and then what does he
yell out oh yeah oh big dicks in your ass is bad for your health stay black and
then he leaves the
studio he just leaves he goes stay black that's the most important thing i mean
he just he knows when
to exit the room oh no that's it i'll ask you like a man hey hey go yourself
you cop hold on hold on one
second take a joke take the shuttle joey diaz facebook twitter check yourself
before you wreck yourself
big dicks in your ass get out of here you're in trouble look at this i'm i'm
the empire this is the i'm
throwing all right all right listen stay black because that's the most
important okay okay hey joe
that's the only way to deal with but i'm telling you alex is a good guy oh you
know what a nice guy
he's just he's just balls deep in that world he's balls deep in the you gotta
get dried food you need
gold ladies i don't know if he believes half of the half of the he's saying i
think he just knows he gets
it's we've got hypnotic brain pills the cia found in a vat in the basement charlton
heston uncovered
this years ago and was silenced for it the brain pills you gotta get silver in
your veins yeah they
they drink that silver water i had a buddy of mine used to do that he used to
have a like a rod that
you would electrify you would like it would have like wires on it and you would
dip it in water i'm
like what are you doing and he's like you're making some sort of a silver drink
and if you have a cold you
drink that you're fine oh god i yeah if you spend if you spend your whole hour
telling people that they
need to fear for their lives and then go and then go buy the survival garden it's
like yeah you just
told us we need the survival garden set it up he sells some good survival food
though if you want some
solid survival food jesus christ there was a video that duncan sent me
yesterday um this dude put together
of jim baker the jim baker do you know jim baker's back and when trump won i
mean they were like it
was like jesus came home you got to play watch this video because i i put it
see how much of it we can
watch how much of it can we watch without getting kicked off we just put a
little bit of it in the
background but it's the actual jim baker show jim baker has an actual show now
oh yeah and he he sells food
he sells dried food like survival food that you they're advertising it as
furniture you stack it
around your dinner table oh and then you put your table on dude if i walked in
and i saw somebody had
that furniture dude run for your lives he has a whole setup on the stage he has
a whole setup on the
stage oh my god i'm pretty sure we can't play this so okay is this the one that
was on my twitter feed
yeah yeah look at this guy yeah this is it this is it whoever who put this
together what is the
guy's name super deluxe what's that number yeah on twitter super deluxe but
that's it just super
deluxe yeah it's fucking on youtube i'm sorry oh youtube super deluxe whoever
you are you masked man
this is goddamn genius this is no way look at the table he's got all the
survival food stop christian
genocide i love that because that was the number one problem with survival food
is what do you do
with it all so you got to make it furniture he's making furniture in people's
houses i mean he's doing
all this with a straight face this guy's a maniac that's crazy and he's making
cash i almost want to
like i would almost like to get that guy high and get him on a podcast how
bizarre would it be you'd end up
wearing a little hat like that baby like if you could just talk him into going
camping with you and
slip him a couple of edibles you know dude i it would wake all these people
what would alex jones be
like he'd be great joe on some lst i gotta settle down i gotta relax i'm just
saying the elites have
just got me so fucking riled up i just want to start did you did you see eric
andre when he kind
of crashed alex jones things at the rnc i heard about it i didn't see i just
ran into him at the
airport yeah he's hilarious alex jones thinks he's with the daily show so he's
eric andre's in the
crowd he's like he's like let's get the daily show up here bring him up and
bring him up here
daily show guy come over here come over here and he goes this guy is a pentagon
shill for the daily
show and eric andre's like i'm not with the daily show oh no he's like i'm eric
andre i got my own
show bitch and then and then he goes i want to sleep with your wife alex oh no
and i was just like
what are you talking about he's like no i really i want to sleep with your wife
or no i want you to
sleep with my wife i'll give you the room key if you can sleep with my wife and
i was just like i
don't know what's going on he's uh he's susceptible to manipulation i'll say
that he can be trolled
he's a good dude though i swear to god he is i've known alex forever i've known
him since 99.
really yeah we did a video together a long time ago with me and him dressed up
like george bush
running around the capital and went to the bathroom and smoked bongs no way
yeah it was hilarious
because i offered him a hit of the bong and he goes uh i don't do that it makes
me paranoid
does he yeah that makes him yeah that makes him paranoid it was an inside joke
it was fun
uh did he have the same stick then yeah yeah look dude he was doing that long
before i met him
long before i met him he would like herbert walker bush would be somewhere and
he would you know meet
there and call him a war criminal and yell out and get arrested and there was
actually it was like gw
when he was running for president i think alex got arrested he got arrested a
gang of times you
know and right the thing is alex had some he was right about a lot of shit and
this is where hw being
a war criminal is fine he was right about the nsa stuff he was saying from a
long time ago i mean
years before the edward stoden shit came out he was like i guarantee you there
is a place right now where
they are dumping all of your information they can collect data they have the
capability that that's
i was like come on man who's who's copying all the emails that's that's the
thing could you imagine 15
years ago you said they're watching everything they know your emails you anyone
said that you were
like all right let's get the away from this guy right now everyone's like oh
yeah sure they are like
how quickly things changed so quick it's like you just assume we're you know
how much nsa you know
how much nsa and privacy were mentioned in the three presidential debates one
vice presidential debate
zero it never came up in all the press this is the largest surveillance
infrastructure ever created
not mentioned in the presidential debates never discussed fucking insane right
that's like that's
almost like the agreement like you guys can talk about each other all you want
yeah start talking about
the nsa we're gonna have a real problem i mean that's the number one way that
they honestly like
mainstream media and all this lies to us it's just ignoring stuff it's not yeah
it's not usually flat
out lies it's just we're not going to talk about it i'll tell you what man um
there was a really
impressive moment where i was like i was really impressed with obama as a
person where he was at this
they were doing this campaign speech and this guy a trump supporter was in the
crowd and this guy was uh
throwing a flag up there or his uh trump flag and you know waving he's an older
guy and he had like
some sort of military outfit on and he's yelling out you know trump and he's
got to sign up and all
these people are booing and obama stops him and he goes and he goes first of
all he goes this is a
gentleman he he's an older gentleman we should respect ou