Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 15, 2017
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 15, 2017' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-01-16. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 15, 2017

three dos uno we're live ladies and gentlemen cheers cheers gentlemen cheers
fellas look each
other in the eye always look in the eye we're drinking because eddie bravo's
not here let's be
honest sorry eddie tower seven hashtag chemtrails um so we're here this is a
fight companion if
you've never seen a fight or listened either one you listened or heard or
watched a fight
companion we watched the fights we kind of talk about him but most of the time
now just who's
this fake conor mcgregor that's selling video games see this guy listen turn
this up jamie
so you can hear the volume on this he looks like connor's dad listen to this
listen to this
this is too old he is but what they're doing here you're definitely right what
they're doing is
they're capitalizing on the fucking the irish oh for sure hot right now did you
see uh connor's
commercial with uh john levitt's no no he shot a commercial have you seen it
jamie and he's like
on one of those uh horse things going how's this gonna help me win my fight
john levitt's is like
what's that maa thing and connor like throws something at him yeah yeah bad
idea well he's not
doing movies he's not doing movies that's good now if he's an expendable 19
then we got a problem
we got a problem well he's passed on movies which i think is a very he's a very
wise man yes he is
very wise yes he is you ever had a conversation with him oh yeah yeah you guys
had him on your
show right yeah i've i've i've had some uh meals with a dude very smart guy
yeah yeah he's not
fucking around no not at all and he's been offered and i know from my agent he's
been offered some
big time movies yeah like not this bullshit most fighters do like legit stuff
he's like no man i
can't right now well you will be talking about triple x no the return of zander
i'm not talking about
i'm talking about some legit shit yeah i mean he's uh that triple x movie looks
so bad they should show
it to prisoners they should they should play it over and over again those
people in guantanamo bay
they'll give up isis they'll give up everybody did you see no more triple x no
more zander cage
vin diesel's a hard sell for me as a tough guy we'll get in bar fights with
sunglasses on in those
fucking movies why does he have glasses on why he's in his because he's awesome
hey did you see him
lip singing like he was happy because the deal came through and he put on
instagram him lip singing
but he was doing a beyonce song hey bro was he opening himself up he was being
silly though he's
opening himself up not not silly oh no that's a problem you gotta have irony
when you do that
you must have irony how do you know he didn't have irony ah you gotta see it
for yourself how do you
know he didn't have irony i'm feeling that like look at that jacket that jacket's
wonderful is that
real that's no that's from triple x i don't mind i don't mind him in the first
one i like that jacket
on him that's a dope jacket i want to make a jacket out of a muskox yes yeah
have the furry part
on the inside god that'll keep you warm fuck yeah it would probably be too warm
my dentist almost
died of uh fraud died from cold hunting muskox oh you're you have a nutty
dentist it's like a crazy
big game hunter yes big game hunter and almost died he was hunting muskox and
it was the coldest
winter for them up there and he almost died he and his uh guide why the fuck
isn't he fixing your teeth
uh well that's a hey he does and then he makes the money yeah and then he goes
and shoots animals
yeah these guys get addicted man they get addicted to chasing animals and muskox
is a crazy one because
you got to go up to the frozen north and when you're up there man there ain't
shit up there i mean
there's a there's this guy named tom miranda this is actually a very good fight
fun uh john moraga
versus sergio pettis dangerous fucking fight for pettis moraga who went five
rounds with mighty mouse
got armboard maybe four rounds yes he got beat up pretty bad he got beat up but
he rocked mighty
mouse to the straight left that's true then he got dealt with by joey benavidez
that's right he did
there's an interesting fight though because pettis is really young it's a big
step up for pettis
big step up um but anyway uh this guy tom miranda he's just got this uh show uh
uh adventure bow hunter
and this motherfucker travels all over the world hunting things and he went to
uh i think it was
antarctica wherever the fuck muskox live yeah they're way up there somewhere
like that
somewhere in the arctic circle the roof of the world it's just it's just
nothing i mean there's
nothing it's white and flat and snow for as long as the eyes can see and
occasionally these animals
i don't know what the fuck they even eat i guess they must like burrow under
the sand yeah they
find whatever vegetation yes they look like they eat that under the shit yes
they eat the grass
underneath the uh tundra what do they look like that's what they look there's
tom miranda right
there that's him shooting one of those things that's this fucking guy look what
he's wearing a moon
suit literally a moon suit well he's got to wear that's camo up there it's
dressing all white
but he uh oh what oh shit why the fuck did you shoot a polar bear oh look at
all the dogs around
he killed he shot a polar bear apparently you talk to the people in canada and
polar bears are a lot
more common in canada than they would have you believe where they're not common
or where they're
endangered is in areas where the ice shelf is melting right like greenland
right but it's they're not
it's like grizzly bears grizzly bears used to be in california but now they're
gone they died the last
grizzly bear died in the 1800s in california which is weird because grizzly
bear is our state mascot
correct if you look at our state flag rather the grizzly bear is on the state
flag is that not a black
bear on the state flag no no it's a grizzly bear that'd be a grizzly bear it's
a grizzly bear and
um you can you know you can hunt grizzly bears in alaska there's a lot of them
so they're extinct
here but there's a lot of them in alaska that's kind of the same thing with
polar bears like people
think that polar bears are extinct or going extinct they're not in canada and
uh my friends in canada
that live up there that are hunters they tell me there's a lot of polar bears
they also say they're
the most aggressive bear right yeah it's a terrifying bear polar bear is the
most aggressive polar bear is
the worst yeah there he shot this guy is a different guy that thing looks like
straight out of the
fucking dinosaur age looks like a star wars animal right well it's got to deal
with those insane
winners yeah and he just dropped that thing it's supposed to be delicious too
it's like one giant
ribeye oh yeah like a lot of fat yeah okay so moraga and uh pettis it's four
minutes and 15 seconds
in has the princess leia horns yeah look at it man well you can see yeah if you're
watching this fight
at home four minutes eight four minutes seven four minutes six four minutes
five four minutes four
so sync it up um but uh these guys that go up there you know you're
experiencing 30 50 below zero
fuck all that can you schedule me that the first to never yeah i would never
ever do that and they do
it in tents sometimes god and they go out there on snowmobiles that's the only
way to travel
yep no thanks which is also i can't deal with that cold that's just crazy a moraga
i was always i
always thought he was a southpaw i guess he's switching up a bit he's going
back and forth
quite a bit yeah this is a lot for pettis yeah he's an experienced guy he's 10
years older almost
nine years older he's been around but you know what one of the things that
happens with those guys that
have been around you always got to wonder like have they decided they can't be
champion anymore
you know are they still 100% all in
living it breathing it or have they reached that point where they've got a few
losses against top
flight competition and the reality of their bills and their life sets in and
you know yeah you got
to wonder i think that's more realistic especially with a guy like him who
knows i don't know where
there's mindset that but you know he got dominated by joey benavidez and then
you get smashed by the champ
it's kind of like god yeah he had a good fight with mighty mouse but mighty
mouse is just too goddamn fast
yeah mighty mouse did work though but he did crack mighty mouse man he he he
probably caught mighty mouse
the hardest in a championship fight
he caught him flush
so we were talking about this before the fight i still haven't seen it let's
see if jamie can oh
oh he got cracked he just got cut
Sergio landed a nice right hand there um someone landed an ezekiel choke while
mounted earlier in the card
the heavyweight first ever ezekiel choke in the ufc and he did it from the
bottom
what is an ezekiel choke i have to see that
ezekiel choke is it's mostly done with a gi you can do it without the gi but
this is what you do
almost all the time with a gi
yeah you grab your sleeve like this here and then you go like that and wrap it
like across the guy's neck
right right look at this from the bottom look at this is incredible he's
essentially doing a rear naked choke almost
oh my god
from while mounted
oh it's so sneaky
oh yeah it's nasty
he's got
so disappointed with himself
well he's obviously
oh he's on bottom
yes that's what i'm saying
he was mounted
he was mounted and he caught that choke
one more time
that might be the most embarrassing loss for your heavyweight on top
i don't know if it's embarrassing man because
excuse me
what the fuck do you do when a guy's got that on you
go ahead and poke that eye out
what do you do
by any means necessary
well i don't think he expected it so he thought he was safe because he was
mounted
and he just fucking tapped
wow
that's amazing
that should be submission of the year
that's a heavyweight with 50 fights
who is homeboy what's his what's his name
he's uh uh fucking old as shit
the boa constrictor
and he has 50 fights
it's an awkward russian feller
interesting
very awkward
just submitted another heavyweight from the bottom
while mounted
i wonder if he let him mount him
i would like to see the whole fight
i didn't see the fight
that's like his go-to move
i didn't see it either
my brother texted me said
hey this heavyweight just submitted a guy from mount
so he always does that
no
i'm saying i wonder if he let him get mount
because that's like maybe his go-to
i've got that in no gi
from the mount
from when i was mounting someone
when you're on top
yeah
all the time
not all
it's rare man
most guys
against a high-skilled guy
it's gonna be tough
well with a gi
i've got it with a gi
i've never seen it without a gi
to be honest
oh really
no
i've got it without
henner's done it to me a couple times
but i've never done it
who has
who's done it
henner
no gi
wow
well they have long ass arms man
long skinny arms are so good for those kind of moves
i mean it's on her
i mean that that's for sure the first no gi ezekiel choke in the xc
even crazier that the guy was mounted
and a heavyweight
yeah
crazy
oh
oh they both cracked
they both cracked at the same time
damn
dude pettis looks real good
yeah he does
he looks real good
moraga swinging for the fan
oh he tagged him again
pettis tagged him again
catch him on the forehead
pettis is looking slick
yeah he really is
so what do you think of his brother
i thought his brother's fighting
uh
marabek tisimov
wait is that
is that his brother anthony pettis
yes
oh i didn't know that
oh man that's the end of the first round
i did not know that
Sergio looked really good
not in this fight
and not in this card
he's not
but uh
i saw that on instagram
i'm gonna make sure that's true
might not be true
might be like
at 55 though yeah
yeah
he's going back up to 55
and that's the right choice man
yeah i think so too
but i think he's gotta put some mass on
i think he's got
you know
when y