Name: Why Leah Remini Thinks Tom Cruise Won't Leave Scientology
Uploaded: 2017-02-06T08:52:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Leah Remini Thinks Tom Cruise Won't Leave Scientology' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-02-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Leah Remini Thinks Tom Cruise Won't Leave Scientology' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-02-06. Transcript available.

Hello freak bitches. We all know there's
Treatment different treatment celebrities. Well, especially in Scientology,
right? No, it's highlighted. It is
Like nothing you could ever imagine it is so when people say Tom doesn't leave
because they have information on him or John
That's not the reason the amount of power they receive from this church is
Like nothing in Hollywood. It is like nothing. There is no reason for them to
leave this environment
Right, so it's super beneficial for them to be attached to it. Correct. Okay as
employees they work for them
All these people take care of his every need
Yes, and there's policy on how to
Talk to somebody like you wouldn't say
Like if you said go get me
Go get me a coffee and I wanted this temperature
There's no I can't get it. We're five miles from any you know with thirty
months
There would be none of that kind of talk like not any kind there's policy about
Don't you don't talk back like ever you don't step out of line. You don't give
an opinion. You don't make a face
You don't make a gesture you don't sigh if you step out of line in any way
You are dealt with by the church so it's our expense essentially has servants
correct
How many people like a lot a lot a lot and by the way?
I don't begrudge somebody with staff like if you can have it
I go do it all day all night do it all day all night
But when you believe as a Scientologist you are working for somebody who single-handedly
is saving the planet and you deserve that kind of punishment
That's something different babe. You understand what like that. That's it's an
abuse that is not
Justified but it is justified because you believe that you are single-handedly
saving the planet
Hmm capisce. Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. So
So he's the main figurehead, right? He's the main guy like right up with Miscavige,
right? And then John Travolta is somewhere in that I
I think John was given what a designation called kakon
Where the hunt kakon not cunt kakon? Yeah, kakon. Okay. Hey, h-a
K-h-a-n kakon. Okay. Okay. He's given this designation of kakon, which there's
a policy
that basically says you can kill another human being if you work kakon, you're
gonna look the other way and
He was given that
He was given that by L. Ron Hubbard. Don't make me laugh because you're gonna
make me pee
Come on. This is hilarious. Don't make me laugh. You're gonna make me pee. Don't
laugh that hard.
You pee when you laugh?
Sometimes. How did you work on a comedy all those years?
Because first of all, not very well. Do you know how many takes I ruined?
Because of kakon, like Kevin goes, don't fuck
Don't ruin this take. I go, no, no, don't tell me what you're gonna do with it.
And then I would ruin it
I would ruin a joke because he he would do some stupid shit with his hands or
something that he never rehearsed
That would make me cry from laughter
Yes, and he was really highly inappropriate in moments that made me
Pee, almost pee. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so he's allowed to kill people. Yeah, did
one or you I don't know
I don't I should look at the policy again
I don't want to speak out of time. But you're supposed to look the other way
So like if somebody said something wrong to John Travolta and he pulled out a
samurai sword and cut their head off
You just gotta clean up the body. You just gotta clean up the body because it's
called it's called ethics protection
Oh, okay. Yeah, so everyone would be responsible for dealing with it dealing
with it
Yeah, so he would just leave the room and he would know that you guys would
take care of it
Correct, and there's also another policy and by the way the reason why I say
these policies is because I don't like when people say
Leah, I believe you I don't want you to believe me
I want you to look it up. I want you to look for yourself and make your own
decision
So I keep quoting these policies because I want people to look it up so that
They can say that shit's true. She's not talking shit. You know, I mean, right
There's another policy called ethics protection. There's another policy called
the responsibility the responsibility of leaders, which he actually
Says exactly what you just said that
Basically, you know what you got to do to protect a leader. You got to do it
If you see a body then you clean it up and the leader should never know
you