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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"The Alex Jones Experience"' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-02-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"The Alex Jones Experience"' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-02-08. Transcript available.

Hello freak bitches. The stars have aligned. The prophecy has come true. Alex
Jones and Eddie Bravo together on episode
911. So imagine thousands of emails come out with them talking about we'll have
the kids ready
six seven and eight in the hot tub at this time and they're- I didn't see
anything like that. Oh, it gets really crazy.
Where did it say that? It was in the emails. There's freaking thousands of them.
But it said we'll get the kids in the hot tub? Yes.
I never saw that. Can you can you see if you could find that Jimmy? That seems
like
We have you have to be real careful and how you describe these things and how
you talk about these things
Because people are looking for any little tiny thing to discredit it. See I
always wondered how they're getting away with it
It's so out in the open. How come there is it more? There's psychic vampires
stealing the energy from the kids. Megyn Kelly's so pretty
She can say whatever the fuck she wants. I think she looks like an old tranny.
I love her. Do you think she looks like an old tranny?
Yeah, you're hilarious. I love you. No, I don't like old tranny, but I think
she's hot. You don't like you don't think Megyn Kelly's hot?
No, I just want to insult her because she's a globalist. So then sites start
accusing me of covering up
the the Podesta stuff before it's called Pizzagate and then I get blamed for
being behind Pizzagate and I'm not even bitching
I'm explaining what it's like to really be trying to get at the truth and then
people take the fact that it's complex
She'd be better at this than me Joe because you know how to put stuff out clear
and parse it
I just know all this crap when you get crazy and so rent people won't listen to
me because I got too much data
Can you imagine what this is like? I mean, it's just I'm sick of it
I don't know everything that's going on
But I know this I have good CIA people and FBI and secret service. Okay telling
me yes, Alex
It's worse than you know keep getting them
It's gonna come out and it's starting to come out and saying watch when we
start arresting the pedophile networks
We're gonna roll up the Democrats and the Republicans that are involved
That's why Trump said in his speeches at the at the inaugural. This is not
about parties
We're taking these people on we're bringing God back in even smile
That wasn't very religious like Trump has gotten religion learning about this
because let me tell you something
Trump's not a devil worshiper
And he loves God and he's been briefed on all this and he's gonna roll their
ass up so the pedophiles better get ready
Like Fox is totally get me one no matter what
Fuck yeah, dude. Come on
Get one for Eddie Bravo, too. I did. Oh, is this tobacco? Yes, a very strong
tobacco from Mexico. I guess I am in California
This is for medical reasons. 100% medical reasons and legal. Okay, Buzz Aldrin.
I do know Buzz Aldrin. Yeah Buzz Aldrin said
I want to come on your show and I'm not gonna get into all the heat
I know he lives here in LA and one time I ran into him, but let's leave it at
that
And he said I want to come on your show and I said all right. Well, come on
And it's the only interview he said and he goes i'm gonna tell you alex your
audience alone
He said there is an obelisk just like 2001
It's on the moon of mars the sole moon and it's sending a transmission
And it's all real and it's all egypt and there's aliens and everything else the
word is they got military bases on the other side
We had nuclear subs in the 50s. What do you think we got now?
So you think they have new women they have bases on the moon? Well, I'll never
get into all this stuff, right?
Don't do that, but let's just say it's super advanced
They sent a bunch of people to their company and threatened them the next week
after I heard it
And he laid it out he said in 1967 we certified at the stanford research
institute that he was able to control hurricanes
Create hurricanes and steer hurricanes all that got black budgeted shut down
And then they got into these arrays where they could use antennas and out of
that and westinghouse came
The whole heart program so in the 60s they could create control and steer or
kill hurricanes
That's why you google now bill and melinda gates bought all those patents and
quote bill gates is going to save the world from bad weather
Bill gates wants to stop hurricanes google it
Hell in 2005 the department of energy program for aerosol testing was five
billion dollars a year
So under us code title 50 chapter 32 subsection 1528 paragraph b is that true?
You nailed that right? Yes. Yes. What are you from mars under us code?
Do you live on that obelisk? That was fucking insane. Let me just tell you
I can't even remember the time the last time a cheetah fought
Listen under us code title 50 chapter 32 okay
1528 paragraph b that's that's insane under that say it slow and let jamie
write it up
But the big secret is once you have a crystal ball and know the future you can
add stimuli
beforehand and make decisions that control the future and so then it's the end
of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know and a true
2.0 in a very bad way hive mind consciousness with an ai jacked into everyone
knowing our hopes and dreams
Delivering it to us not in some pkd wirehead system where we plug in and give
up on consciousness because of unlimited pleasure
But because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving
over our consciousness to the system by our daily decisions
That it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system
There's now a human counter-strike
Taking place to shut this off before it gets fully into place and to block
these systems
And to try to have an actual debate about where humanity goes
And cut off the pedophiles and psychic vampires that are control of this ai
system before humanity is destroyed
Wait a minute the pedophiles are in control of ai?
How'd they get how'd the pedophiles get in control of ai?
The pedophiles at a whatever level
The devil whatever you want to call it this interdimensional thing that gives
them
Advanced off-world technology the fallen one that's not of this world is giving
them advanced knowledge
What are you talking about?
How to construct these systems that have already been used before on other
populations
What?
Is that satan?
But what are you what are you talking about?
That's what he that was his rant
I'm not sure we're gonna go back to that
He's definitely high as fk
Dude when he told me this stuff about like buzz aldrin's telling him some fk
Exactly
Crazy shiit
Yeah
I'm like oh my god
We got him too high
We're fk'd up
We're fk'd up
I told you we were gonna get him high though
You can't believe buzz aldrin
Yeah we had to get him high
And there's a full out war inside the government
Of guys that like to eat steaks drink beer and have women
Versus a bunch of pot-bellied pedophiles
Whoa
I don't claim to have all the answers
And i'm not here to booster trump because i'm tied to his wagon
If i attack trump i'd make more money
This isn't about money it's about the truth
Trump really is trying to cut taxes and make people successful and wealthy
He really does care about the average person
The elite have set up a plan to enslave people
To make folks poor
And all i'm asking you to do is get past
Thinking that you're part of the establishment or you're smart because you're
anti-trump
I'm asking you to actually look at what's really been going on
And understand that democrats republicans come and go
Some are good some are bad
The whole power structure has been against trump for a very serious reason
Trump is coming after them
And really is attempting to bring down this whole global system
And that's why all hell's breaking loose
So i just want your viewers and listeners to know
I'm not some political hack like you said earlier
I used to be against bush
I wish obama would have been real
The point is they got to obama
With trump he doesn't give a damn
They admit they're offering him money and everything
He doesn't listen
He's like is he in the middle of an awakening?
Yes
Because he could have easily been a billionaire two years ago
Who bought all the mainstream shit but he was a
It's like they're interdimensionally connected
Like why is it always
Boo you're a loser slap you in the face in the back of the head
It's like how are they so good at it?
It's not
Because they don't
That was the greatest thing you've ever said like that
No i'm serious
You just invited a door for people going
Boo you're a loser and then trying to slap you in the back of the head
It's going to happen now
No no i don't think it's already happening
Our brain is able to tune into the lowest dimension
The highest dimension
Humans are basically really powerful creatures that can live right close to suns
They're highly radioactive nothing else can live as close
We have very short lives
Because we're like a hive organism that actually lives second to second
In the space-time continuum
It's like 100 years
It's a second
And we transmit our data up
To be able to live next to like the stargate jump gates that are that are suns
So because we live so close to these suns
We only have like milliseconds to be alive
So we're actually a hive organism that keeps transmitting up
To the next species in our in our in our hierarchical system and then down
below us
So we're alive right now in this continuum and we're trying to progress and and
make things better
And the elites are trying to make sure that we don't dial into that incredible
knowledge
We've got as a species and basically die as a species
So we're not competitors on the next level as the bible says of the interdimensional
plane
But you don't believe that you're just saying that's what they believe
Oh, yes, exactly
I don't believe in anything
What do you believe?
No, I mean I believe in research
Present to you
We will try to do more to speed the deportation of illegal aliens who are
arrested for crimes
To better identify illegal aliens in the work face as recommended by the
commission headed by former congresswoman
Barbara Jordan
We are a nation of immigrants
But we are also a nation of laws
It is wrong and ultimately self-defeat
Shut the fuck up about it
Full power, that's not full power
No, okay, let's uh
That's about it folks
Are you kidding?
I was a 27-time Taekwondo champion
If I give you full power, you're gonna be in the hospital to go to a piss break
I think we've had enough
No, it's five
We're gonna wrap this up
We got it, we did a good job
We put it together
Oh, can I ask one more question?
Go ahead
Anderson Cooper, nice guy
Seems like a nice guy
CIA
He worked there like in college, right?
No, beyond that
Beyond that?
He admitted it?
He's part of the like WIMP CIA
The WIMP CIA
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
CIA has a WIMP division?
Yeah, but if you're the Astor family like he is
Yeah
Or the
Vanderbilt or something
Vanderbilt
John Jacob, Mr. Meyer Smith
His name is my name too
If you
What did you get the information from?
You know, these guys can't talk over each other
That's what it comes down to
Well, I'm hardly talking
I know, but he's talking over you
Alex, you talk too much
When you're talking about uh
Greenland Sharks
Let's be in the arm
No, no, don't hit each other
Don't hit each other
As we end the show
Yes
Eddie Bravo
No, no, no, no
I'm gonna fuck you up with my left hand
And my left hand is my strongest
I do
No
I want to
Because I'm Southpott
Everybody
You guys are beautiful
Thanks for listening in
Now
Thanks for listening in
Thanks for tuning in to episode 9-1-1
InfoWars.com
Eddie Bravo
Alex Jones
And Joe Rogan
Signing off
We'll be right back.