Name: Joe Rogan Experience #916 - Fight Recap
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #916 - Fight Recap' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-02-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #916 - Fight Recap' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-02-15. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #916 - Fight Recap

five five four speech issue already three two one yeah i don't know who makes
this weed but
fuck you whoever it is oh it's some strong ganja this is some ed rosenthal weed
it's some strong
grass yeah we we went deep we went to the deep end of the pool just back from
uh brooklyn so uh
we would recap this but before i want to congratulate eddie bravo on becoming
five foot nine
damn hey bravo five nine it's huge though modern medicine there's a big
difference between five
eight and five nine tell me about it i'm still five eight big difference big
difference you can tower
over people who are five six when you have compressed discs you literally get i
mean when you look at
old people and they're all fucked up like that you know that's really what's
going on they're
shrinking because they're disc tissues the chinese the chinese say you're as
old as your spine oh i
like chinese people that makes good food they say cool shit i like fortune
cookies i like that i just
attributed a billion people i was like a billion people say it's just it came
from somewhere in
china from one guy i ordered a laptop and uh i got the uh the package and it
came straight from china
and it just it sinks in you know especially when you know you get something
that's from like a country
like china like there's only one reason why they're making something in china
there's one reason well
there's two reasons one because they make a lot of things there so the
manufacturing tolerances are
very high they make very like when iphones things along those lines but also
because you know people
are going to work for cheap and live there right like when you get a laptop
like there's a real thing
you do where you like you know you don't want to live the way the people who
made this live
right well you're going to get it anyway you're going to get it anyway you're
going to get it anyway
because you can go one click on the apple store and it's so true it's fucking
weird that's the way it
works though i know it's seven cents to make your laptop actually in china
china is actually because
they've made so much money now their workers are demanding way more you know
sort of 21 higher
salaries dude also like better working actual bed guess what guess what's going
on now food for the
day yeah but they're losing jobs now a lot of chinese manufacturers are going
you know gotta go to
south america if we go to malaysia and we go to vietnam we can these guys will
work for even less
so chinese workers are losing jobs to fucking malaysians and vietnamese it's
just economic economics
how about the people at apple they they run such a tight ship they had to put
nets down because so
many of the workers were committing suicide yeah so there's nets yeah it's a
company called foxconn
foxconn's the company that makes all of the laptops and they make a gang of
apple products i think
they make phones too they make phones too they make a bunch of the ship but
they literally have nets
around the roof and here's the best part so many people committed suicide that
they had to address
it and they their their their argument was well you have to understand these
people live here so if you
look at the number of people and consider it like a population the suicide rate
is very similar wait a
minute if they live here you can play with stats if they live in the factory
aren't they basically just
slaves they're slaves yes they're slaves they're slaves have you ever noticed
but they're getting
money iphones they're getting money they're getting money they can leave when
they got money in the
concentration camp so no they didn't they definitely didn't get money in
concentration camp you don't
you don't have to be there you can leave whenever you want but this is all they're
going to give you
and you're going to work 16 hours a day or whatever the fuss would make them
work did you ever know
saying they're that's legit slaves no matter what they're getting good they do
pennies that's real
slavery and iphones come from this yeah are you sure you have an iphone how do
we allow that there's no
way we would here's the question right would you want your mom to be working
there would you want
your wife to be working there but what do you mean is that's all she can do but
she could just put
together iphones and that's what she's gonna have a dollar a dollar an hour is
better than no money
an hour joe rogan yeah you're right you're right you're definitely right and
and by the way um what's
interesting about china is that they do have a huge middle class as a result of
their industrialization
and all the suffering they went through in the 80s 90s they you've got what 400
million middle class
workers now who are buying things like cell phones and and flat screen tvs and
all kinds of stuff you
know what's fascinating to me though is that when was if you got and i'll wait
for when you can tell
me when was the last time you bought anything made in russia like anything that's
a good point
if you could just if you could please just anything vodka right yeah even their
vodka sucks and we don't
know how i know and by the way i don't know if it sucks but we do we don't have
we use american
swedish vodka are you being paid off by bellator before this fedor event
somewhat some anti-bellator
marketing strategy but isn't that crazy we're gonna defend fedor and his russia
of doom they're
basically a one-crop economy man they make great vodka crude oil you know wow
isn't that nuts well
they were held back for so long like communism doesn't work kids it doesn't
work takes a while
and here's either there's a monarchy which it is now with a czar like putin
yeah you can't your
private property means nothing because the government can come along and go uh
did you
say something about me we'll take that over yeah they just take them over and
throw them in jail
who's gonna open a business what about furs don't they make furs in russia not
really god makes
furs bro and they're supposed to stay on the animal thank you yeah you piece of
shit stay on the animal that's called virtue signaling isn't it crazy how you've
got all that great the
population they're very disciplined people it's a it's a it's actually a really
colorful culture
that created a lot of art and the russians are smart people and everything else
they are and they
produce nothing i'll tell you what i'll tell you what they produce i'll tell
you what they produce
motherfucking ass kickers yes they do they got some serious ass kickers come
out of russia look at
who's running boxing right now gennady kolovkin sergey kovalev i don't care
what anybody says i thought
serge i love andre ward but i thought sergey kovalev won that fight he dropped
him he stunned him he
constantly pressed the attack i just didn't think i didn't even think it was
that close i was really
the soviet the russians are so macho the russians are macho they're a patriarchal
society so if you
think about putin he hunts tigers he's on the on the on horseback with his
shirt off he's by the
way i have to say this because people always correct us like lomachenko's from
ukraine it's different
close is it no obviously you see that but that's like saying canada and america
yeah it's so close
but it's not it's north you know if there's some bad motherfucker who's skating
up in canada
some unbelievable hockey player do you consider him american no i'd say north
american
you consider him as a guy he's a goddamn canadian you know he is gonna kick
your ass he's he's over
here to play hockey better more more importantly sir powerful wayne gretzky
more importantly don't
forget that the ukraine and russia proper it was annexed by the soviet union
the union of soviets
but it was essentially ukraine has always considered themselves a sort of not
part of the kremlin
they've always considered themselves their own country and i would remind
people that a guy nice guy named
joseph stalin uh starved the ukraine and about eight and a half million people
died of starvation
because he essentially collected forcefully collected all of their crops and
for a thousand reasons and
they all about eight and a half million people it's an area about the size of
the midwest united
states jesus christ sounds like a goddamn history teacher you know who's got a
great video
series oliver stone the uh what is it the something's history of the united
states a secret
history of the united states is that what it's called something yeah i heard
about this it's
amazing gotta watch this you know oliver stone is a real history fanatic and he
i mean it must have been
exhausted the untold history of the united states is that it yeah okay sounds
like a conspiracy to me eddie
it's fuck eddie you want to look at conspiracies like look at the way the world
really works and forget
all the nonsense this this is fucking fascinating and all proven all like you
could watch the videos of the
people saying what they're saying you could see what happened after world war ii
like oh what's one thing
that will trip people out just this horrific fucking history that we have in
the world of people just
going into other countries with their armies and killing groups of people and
just the amount of
times that it's happened over the history of the united states when oliver
stone is like laying it all
out with the footage the untold history of the united states it's so fucking
fantastic americans taking over
everybody taking over everybody it's hitler when hitler was pushing into poland
when hitler was in
africa like all these although the whole thing it's chaos that's right the
history of people is the
history of people taking over giant chunks of land and fucking things up we
just haven't experienced
it over here damn i'm so we are so we're so young this country is so fucking
young that's right it's
crazy when you watch this documentary where you realize like oh this calm is
like a very rare moment where
the ocean is still before tidal waves come smashing those tidal waves come
those tidal waves are going
on all over the world right now if you're in syria right now you are watching
missiles fly into
apartment buildings you're watching suicide bombers if you're in afghanistan
you're watching all kinds of
chaos all out throughout the world it's just not happening here so we're being
lulled we're being lulled to
this false sense of what a human being is well what's fascinating also is that
you to in order to
galvanize armies to get to get yeah your seat's hot your seat's hot i'm scared
of mice
the fear though is when you get into that but you galvanize young armies you
galvanize armies around
what around ideology around things like communism is the best way to go fascism
is the best way to go
christianity is the best way to go islam is the best way to go and those armies
have to have something
they're fighting for so that's what's fascinating about if you read the old
testament man it's
literally about it's guys like you guys are worshiping false idols i gotta send
the babylonians
in obviously the iraqis you know who destroyed the the solomon's temple in 586
bc which was the jews
built their temple that was their most sacred thing the babylonians you know
who they are they're the
iraqis the iraqis have a footprint a historical footprint that's so much bigger
six thousand
years it's crazy they're the original civilization as far as modern historians
are concerned and written
language and written language cuneiform first mathematics yes yes their writing
is these weird
it looks like old school nails you know what an old nail looks like you ever
work in a build you
ever do construction uh no when i was a kid we did a lot of construction in boston
a lot of those
buildings are really old and a lot of the really old buildings they have a
different kind of nail in them
it's a handmade nail so instead of looking like a circle with like a straight
line
what they look like is like a wedge it's like a hard like flat it's not round
at the 