Name: Joe Rogan on Leftist Social Piranhas
Uploaded: 2017-02-27T05:27:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan on Leftist Social Piranhas' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-02-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan on Leftist Social Piranhas' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-02-27. Transcript available.

Hello freak bitches this article that I want to talk about when we got here a
transgender woman
She was a woman she applied to an all-male all-female college well
Wellesley Wellesley College. I used to actually know a girl from Wellesley back
in the Diz A
It's an all-girls campus and
So she applied for the college she was born a female, but then decided to
transition
into
She had a very
Hilarious this is hilarious. Listen to the description of how she
Introduces himself herself whatever masculine of center genderqueer
Exactly
Exactly yeah, I I am in love with this story. I am in love with these kind of
people
I am in love with people that are so fucking preposterous that they take preposterous
to an art form
And they they they become living parody whether they like it or not listen to
what the fuck
I just said she goes to a college she applies to an all-girls college a super
liberal all go all girls college
she decides that she is transgender and
Decides that she wants to she introduces herself as masculine of center genderqueer
changes her name to timothy
Decided that she's timothy and asks people to use the male pronoun when
referring to him, okay?
So welcome on campus until the day that she announced he announced can't see
now whatever that he wanted to run for the school's office of multicultural
affairs
Coordinator whose job is to promote a cultural a culture of diversity
Now who you would think would need diversity more than someone who's a
transgender man?
You know, I mean that's that's a very small segment of the population and they're
often maligned and you know
This is a socially marginalized group and it would be nice for an open-minded
liberal college to accept someone like this and to recognize
What a perfect person to be a part of our campaign encouraging people to you
know, to to be more open-minded and accept people
It's no they attacked her because now they felt that she is a white man
And they don't want a white man in that position because if a white man is in
that position then they're supporting the patriarchy
So there was three other candidates for the gig right all women of color
Wonderful if one of them win and then you got okay, you know your problem
solved you got a woman of color in that position plenty of diversity there
You're good, right and no they all dropped out and then they stayed it they
started an anonymous Facebook campaign
Encouraging people not to vote at all to keep a white man from winning the
position
This is amazing
This is the left eating itself. That's what's happening. They're eating
themselves. It is a feeding food
Frenzy. I used to have piranhas, okay
And one of the things about piranhas is when one gets a limp, they just jack
that motherfucker
They are the most ruthless cunts when one piranha would just be you know,
sometimes you have a fish tank one fish will just start swimming weird
They start swimming kind of half sideways for some reason you're like is that
fish okay?
And you have to look at them like what's going on with that fish that shit didn't
last in that tank, baby
You know those motherfuckers are just
They just start taking chunks out of them. That's what's happening here. The
left is they they're turning on themselves
They've run out of outrage. They've made so many safe places. They don't want
anything to be safe anymore
And they want to be able to go to war over everything. They're ferocious. They're
piranhas
They are social idea piranhas and they're attacking a genderqueal genderqueer
Masculine of center man for not being diverse enough
For being a part of the patriarchy
Bored a woman! Bored a woman, lived as a woman. Nope, you're a white man now.
You fucking piece of shit
You're a part of the problem
It makes no sense
It does make sense though. It makes sense because it highlights what this
movement is all about
It's socially retarded people that are left alone to their own devices and they're
just devouring each other like zombies
They're just tearing into each other like like zombies that are trapped into a
fucking room. They're just rah!
They're just ripping each other apart. You're not diverse enough. You're not
progressive enough. Fuck you. You're such a pig. I'm triggered
They're just triggering each other left and right
This is this is an onion article. This is a fucking onion article and it's not.
This is the national review
This is a goddamn onion article and it's not
Transgender woman can't be diversity officer because she's a white man now
Makes zero sense. No, it makes all the sense in the world. It's not a fake
article. I mean that seems like 100% a fake article. It's perfect
It's perfect. It's amazing. It's beautiful. It's a rose. It's a rose in a bad
neighborhood
It pops out of the concrete and it comes out perfect. It's amazing. This is art
It's it's the universe creating art with our own folly. That's what it is. It's
culture
It's called it's it's people
You know, there's something that happens to people when you deny reality when
you don't look at things objectively like there's there's I think
Like priests that molest kids, right? Some of that has to be from suppression
Some of it has to be probably they were abused themselves. There's probably all
sorts of but some of that
Perversion has got to come from suppression. It's like the Catholic school girl
thing that everybody knows
You know when I was in high school, there was no scientists in my fucking ninth
grade class
But we all knew that girls who went to Catholic schools were hoes and why are
they hoes?
They're hoes because everybody tells them they can't be a hoe
Everybody's talked to them constantly about you are going to go to hell. Do not
touch a man's genitals
Don't you do anything those girls were freaks?
They were the biggest freaks and we all knew it. It was it was there was no
books on it
There was no YouTube videos that we could watch but we fucking knew it man
We all knew it and I think it's a suppression issue and this is suppressing
Individual identity. This is suppressing free speech. This is suppressing
objectivity
You're not allowed to have unique or intertwined thoughts
You're not allowed to share opinions with the left and with the right
You're not allowed to you have to have and you're constantly worried about
being called out
You're constantly worried about being outed and doxxed and called out and shamed
Everyone's shaming people and attacking people and it's this fucking feeding
frenzy. I
Love it. I'm happy. I'm so happy when I read a story like this
I would encourage this woman to fight to the death for her position. Oh, man
She's a man now fight to the death for that position
I mean literally I want you to show up for school in a fucking in armor with a
sword and let them know that you are you are here
because you are a warrior for diversity and you're gonna you're gonna you're
gonna take this to the very end to the very end of time oh
It's amazing
This is an amazing story
It's like one of the greatest stories the the universe has ever told
because it's it just and it highlights that story that we were just talking
about where the
The thing that was up on the the thing earlier with the the United States is
like a powder keg
this is like what we're talking about like
Entitled ridiculous people that they don't live in reality
You're you're not and you're you're concentrating on nonsense
But why they concentrating on nonsense because they don't have to worry about
feeding themselves. They don't have to worry about shelter
They don't have to worry about being in Ohio having no fucking power for a week
and everybody has to stay alive
You can't get to work
Everybody's like walking back and forth to each other's house sharing food and
going out and getting firewood together and
Dragging it back at some little kids wagon. That's what people do when they
want to survive
When when you want to survive you come up with ways that you can all work
together
When it's too easy to survive you start attacking people for nonsense, and that's
what the fuck is going on here
You gotta campaign to keep you we're gonna make sure that a white man is not
gonna win this like as if she's really a white man
Why are we pretending that's a man?
Left of queer genderqueer
Masculine of center shut the fuck up your girl
You're a girl or a guy whatever you are who cares. What the fuck there's
probably way more to this story
She's just a big bitch, and I like she's just got probably just eating too much
pussy on campus. They're all mad
Yeah, she's too good at it. She's too good at it
But she's genderqueer so that means I don't think you do anything. I don't know
what that means
I don't even think they know what it means. But you ever pansexual?
There was a woman who was like she was making history. This is hilarious. This
is a hilarious story
She's making history because she was the first gen. Oh, she was the first pansexual
person to take office
What the fuck are you talking about? What does that mean?
She means she doesn't sexually
Identify she's not particularly sexually attracted to either race or either
gender. It's either one or both
My Cyrus is pansexual of course she is that's called being a freak
Pansexual what exactly does that mean? But go find the politician first
politician as pansexual
It's just so stupid pansexual politician. So it's like a new word for bisexual.
It's not even bisexual
It's cuz like
They have to be special and it has to be
Mary Gonzalez Texas state representative
Identifies as pansexual in new interview first of all good for her eat that
pussy suck that dick have a party, honey
I'm not hating
Do whatever you want, but do we really have to make a new name for it fucking
Christ
I and I I posted something about this a while back on Twitter and there was
people that were defending the term pansexual
I'm like fuck you
Fuck you for trying to muddy up the world fuck you for having this on your mind
unless you're mocking it fuck you for taking this seriously
Fuck you for this being an actual thing where you want to debate it. How bad is
your job?
How bored are you at work that you're sitting in front of your Twitter account
defending pansexuality you stop
You stop. I'm sick. She could do it. I have no problem with her doing it. Don't
get me wrong
But you fucking stop if you think you're gonna defend that fuck you you need to
go cut snow cut snow
You need to go cut trees
You need to go cut trees and and shovel snow over Jamie's parents house in the
middle of the winter when the fucking power is off for a month
That's what you need to do you need to dig Brian Redband's mom out of the
fucking woods digger out of the woods
It's a mild dirt road back to that lady's house get get going fuck face. That's
like what is that how many thousand feet is a mile?
Five thousand five thousand plus feet of snow shoveling you fuck how much for
the driveway?
Remember that you remember that when you're a kid you go to a lady's house and
Ma'am we're shoveling stone. Well, how much for the driveway like we're gonna
need 20 for this one. That's too much
That's too much. It's a long driveway man. It's gonna take us a couple hours.
Oh, that's just too much
Don't get mad