Name: Joe Rogan Experience #924 - Rory Albanese
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #924 - Rory Albanese' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-03-01. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #924 - Rory Albanese

now we're live i for one want to express outrage at that kellyanne conway woman
not just putting
her feet up on that couch but being the only woman in the room having her feet
up with the
cup do you think it's a sexual posturing thing i don't know you know there's a
lot of men in the
room a lot of men in the room look i'm in a weird position it could just be
instinct yeah look at
her look at her look at all those dudes they're staring a lot of black dudes is
that the black caucus
black college does this say leaders of the black yeah historically black
colleges and universities
oh wow and look at her do you think that that's what's going on there i think i
feel that's very
sexual i yeah i mean it looks sexual dude she's got the vagina curtain thing
going on she's got her
legs spread yeah she's looking at her phone maybe pictures of dicks yeah i have
another dick she's
actually on tinder which is weird yeah yeah she's swiping everyone right yes
come get some
there's so many great memes about this right now like i saw one of them that
was uh in quotes
what is a train question mark
fantastic that's fantastic we live in a dream man we really do this is so to
see donald trump smiling like
if you like knocked me over the head 10 years ago and put me in a coma and then
woke me up today and
then and then i was like what's going on who's the president and you're like
well check this out i'd be
like get the out of here oh yeah yeah it's like you remember that scene in back
to the future
when he's like who's the president in 1985 ronald reagan the actor you know
that's exactly what it's like
it's crazy yeah it's crazy that picture put that picture back up i can't there's
so much going on
there no one's ever done that before you know like before this he's like we got
to do a photo with the
blacks you know like he's just the kind of things he says we got to get more
images of the blacks out
with me because every time really important really important every time he
takes a photo into the oval
office it's like you know 12 white guys i wish i could do an impression of him
i mean yeah there's a lot
yeah i just yeah to me it's just talk like a i can't though i don't my voice
doesn't make that noise
like whatever noise yeah his voice makes very like it's kind of gravelly or
something i don't know
what it is yeah very bad things bad things sad very bad said that sad thing it's
hilarious the the word
sad after tweets because everybody's doing it now it's so funny though the
internet is funny man like
the internet the internet you have to like i always look at comedy like music
you know and i always say like
like i know how to do i know how to play acoustic guitar which is like stand-up
you know what i mean
and i know how to like write i've written for tv shows that's like playing the
piano
instagram twitter like it's it's like that's like the saxophone man and i'm
like i'm trying to
learn the music but it's funny man it's a new kind of comedy yeah and people
are good at it like
some people are just good at it and like you said you see a meme every now and
then like my girlfriend
sometimes will be in the uh you know like whatever it's you know in the bedroom
or something and i'm here
hysterically laughing and i come in and she just shows me i'm like that you
know what that's pretty
funny you know and it's just a still image with three words on it and it just
works well memes are a new
form of comedy like these images with text attached to the image that's just so
perfect totally and
there's a way to do it and there's a way not to do it because you can't be meta
about it you can't be
like oh uh you know you have to like embrace it you can't think you're above it
like you can't go like oh
here's my meme my memes about how memes are stupid it's like nah everybody
hates you memes are awesome
yeah they're great yeah so it's like you just have to embrace and go like nah
that's a funny form of
comedy that i need to figure out there's a lot of thievery going on with memes
too oh yeah you know
a lot of people like that fat jewish guy that just take everybody else's memes
and he doesn't even like
put repost he just puts their name in it like that's enough yeah like he puts
their name somewhere in
the in the post yeah he's one of those dudes where i don't know anything about
him but it's just it's hard to
like not interested it's hard to like him and i've heard people oh man i was at
a party the fat jewish
was there i'm like you should stop this story right now because there's nothing
about this that's
interesting to me it's just for too long he was doing what he knows is wrong
and then he started
just adding people's names to the memes but it doesn't like if i repost
somebody's stuff i write re
i put the repost thing i use repost so everybody knows it says in the first
letters repost right
so okay this is rory's tweet he put it or this is you know rory's instagram
post he's not doing that
nope yeah it's just it's it's there's a funky thing but also i gotta be honest
i've been sent some
things i don't know where the they came from and i put it up just because i
thought it was hilarious
yeah i didn't try to say it was mine and i'm not making a living off of doing
that i just wanted to
share something that's funny yeah but you can do that and go i don't know where
this came from but it's
really funny it is yeah but it's weird because somebody must have made it and
how the do you find
who made it i don't know i mean i i've only made one instagram thing that like
did okay which was uh it was
a picture of um ivanka trump in that silver dress and uh i was like right when
she released it i was
like i gotta do something about this and i said to my girlfriend what does this
look like she's like a
chipotle burrito so i found like a i found a chipotle burrito wrapped in tinfoil
and i was like who wore it
better and it did really it was like the only time i did something on instagram
because a lot of
times i put a joke on instagram i'm like get ready internet i'm about to break
you and then nobody
likes it but that one but that one i actually saw other people posting without
crediting me and i was
like yeah what do you i mean you don't really yeah they're yeah that dress is
ridiculous i mean it looks
like it looks just like she looks like a burrito he's an odd looking fellow too
there's something about
the man the what is his name jared kushner kushner yeah something about him
where i'm like wow this
guy's like he's like a character in a cubrick movie or something yeah he to me
is like like you know
i'm a new york italian jew but i grew up with dudes like jared kush but he's
like the rich version of
where i grew up like he's like like a rich jewish kid from the city who like
went to a private school
and then like got in that world and now he's now he's like running the country
i feel like i could have
gone to camp with him i mean he really is running the country he's one of the
guys he's one of the main
people yeah but i don't know then i read stuff that like you know him he he
doesn't have as much say
as one might hope and oh well i would imagine would have yeah yeah a little bit
more yeah i mean i would
imagine the big boss is the dad and then bannon it's trump and then bannon yeah
but he's doing trump's
bidding i mean he's it's he's the brother-in-law the the son-in-law he's got a
he's got a big part
he does look at that dork yeah it's crazy that dork's got a big part of running
the country sure
it does he scored though congratulations sir yeah you've made out well he yeah
he stepped in a big
pile of shit she's hot as too yeah she is i bet she's probably i bet she's
probably pretty cool
reasonable person too she seems like her you know she seems like she hasn't
stepped in
shit i think she's probably a little bit like what's going on i i feel the same
way about melania
i think melania is like i did not sign up to be the first lady yeah well she's
not even doing it
yeah she's not except for that one day she read the lord's prayer off of a
piece of paper oh well how
about the one day she plagiarized michelle obama's speech yeah yeah that was
the thing when i started
reading the lord's prayer yeah i'm sure it's out there but like my instinct was
like did did she think
michelle obama wrote the lord's prayer is that what she's reading but i'm sure
that that joke was
made a thousand times but let's be honest michelle obama probably didn't write
that speech either
it was probably a speech writer no no no no absolutely not but i i do think
that
if you're gonna steal from a first lady do it from one from like you know 50
years ago don't do it
the one who's still first lady well do you remember when joe biden got caught
for stealing kennedy
speeches yes yeah that was surprising to me when everyone started talking about
oh bye like everyone
got so excited biden might run for president and i was like am i the only one
who's been like paying
attention to joe biden yeah he's constantly doing those trump things he's the
guy who's like hey get up
come on stand up and the guy's in a wheelchair remember that yeah he's like
such a buffoon you
know he's an odd guy and the the memes about him were fucking genius the joe biden
memes at the end
of the term the the goodbye memes oh my god that's what i'm talking about like
that's funny you know
that's what i for me it was like you know the daily show when i used to be at
the daily show was like
we were doing stuff and it always felt like we were the fastest ones doing it
now that with memes and
stuff you're going they're instantaneous you have a broadcast time there's no
way you can there's no
way you can keep up yeah i mean uh it's it's an the speed by which things are
launched and are good
that's the thing yeah they're not crappy like the mock-ups are funny and the
graphics are funny and
like people are doing like i don't know how fast people are editing photos on
their phone or like
photoshop but instantaneously well they happen during podcasts while we're
doing podcasts i'm going to
make a meme about something said on the podcast it'll be up before the podcast
is over yeah for me the the
moment well for me like it was the summer i was at the nightly show and i and i
started to go we're in a
little bit of trouble here it was when uh that dude was climbing trump tower
went to suction cups
oh yeah and it was like about that it was like five o'clock and we tape at like
six we did tape
at six and uh so we were rewriting that night's show and i made a little joke
just to one of the
researchers about the suction cup dude like what's he climbing michael phelps
back because it was the
olympics and phelps was getting such a stupid stupid joke but the kind of thing
for a late night show
top of show hey what's up everybody welcome to the show before we get started
take a look at this show
the dude and go can we widen out on that and then you see him climbing phelps
back
i said that went back into the rewrite room opened twitter that joke had not
only been made the
graphics were impeccable and they've been retweeted like 60 000 times and the
dude was already he was
still on the tower well here's the thing that fast and that's what i'm like we're
in we're in trouble
this show's in trouble comedy writers and comedians as well like to think that
they're the only ones
who are funny it's almost like you're a neurosurgeon or a race car mechanic you
have some skill that yeah
like no one else has people are funny there's funny people that are dentists
there's funny people
like one of the funniest people i've ever met in my life is my former boss dave
dolan he was a private
investigator the dude was hilarious and his cousin was billed down to own the
comedy connection in
boston wow and uh when i was working for him he he lost his license from
drinking and driving and he
needed a uh an assistant in quotes who basically i was a driver bill this guy
my uh oh i thought
you meant no no no not the p.i oh the p