Name: Joe Rogan Experience #957 - Cameron Hanes
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #957 - Cameron Hanes' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #957 - Cameron Hanes' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #957 - Cameron Hanes

streaming here we got six thousand people on this motherfucker three thousand
three thousand seven
hundred really see that's what i'm saying it takes a little while hey and we're
live ladies
gentlemen we're live and we're live this is uh the first time we've ever been
live while also being
live on instagram live i don't ever use this shit do you ever use this i have i
was for a while and
it was cool but it's one it's one way to get a lot of new followers because if
you go to top live
which i'm sure you are so who's ever live it'll have top live with the most
people who are tuning in
and so you're that's where you are right now and so people who don't follow you
will will see you on
top live we have 7 600 7 700 that's good 7 800 it's getting fucking crazy in
here cameron haynes fresh
back from australian outback where he's out there wrestling see those reflexes
folks that was good
almost dropped it didn't even come close that's years of jujitsu years of
trying to keep people
from choking me yeah my instincts they're a little too jumpy that's the problem
right too much quick
movement they've got to calm that shit down for bow hunting oh right bow
hunting it's the opposite
you need the opposite nice and steady baby yeah see bow hunting is pretty much
the opposite way of
thinking than jujitsu because jujitsu you gotta fucking you gotta keep moving
you gotta constantly you gotta constantly be protecting yourself and moving and
trying to close
the deal bow hunting is like steady yeah it is dude you're out there wrestling
wallabies i heard
yeah something like that jamie's ready to go jamie's he was saying that he was
like i want to wrestle
a little fucking wallaby i don't think you do we saw a dead one and it has
claws about that long do
they really yeah i mean so you can imagine and their legs are just obviously
bouncing all the time
their legs have just got to be jacked in with those big claws i mean what i try
to relate it to is if
have you ever tried to hold down a cat a house cat that doesn't want to be held
man right so they have
little tiny claws imagine what a wallaby with those jacked legs and big claws
could do plus it's wild
wouldn't be good i used to have a wild cat i had a feral cat is that a wallaby
wow you're a cute little
fella yeah no whoa look at the teeth that's not real is that real that's really
his teeth jesus christ
well look at the claws on those things if i don't know if it'll show claws ever
i can't believe they
have teeth like that yeah see those front claws what the hell does a wallaby
eat i figured a wallaby was
like eating nuts and now i think they're murderers like babies so it looks like
a little kangaroo
yeah oh they have a kangaroo tail and the whole deal yeah yeah yeah they're
just they're very similar
to kangaroos was that a real teeth though i think so that wasn't photoshopped
google google wallaby's
teeth because i just have a feeling that was it just looked like a vampire they're
i feel like they're
like the ugly stepchild of kangaroos because they're kind of more hunched over
and like damn we're losing
viewers what crazy yeah we're top live but we're losing viewers like crazy we're
down to 5 900 we're
dropping maybe i'll turn it towards me maybe that's a problem probably when it's
turned towards cam oh
oh jumping back up oh now we're up to 6 500. it is your it is your page that's
after all that can't be
real that's uh the one we're looking at right now is like uh vampire deer i've
seen those things before
yeah those vampire deer that's a real thing right those deer with those crazy fangs
i think so yeah
it's real but like why do they have fangs like that like why does they're not
predators it's very
strange did you see that uh they found for the first time ever a deer eating a
human carcass
a deer yeah yeah the scientist see if you can pull that story up it was
yesterday
oh all right folks this is very distracting uh go to uh joe rogan dot live and
you can see this whole
thing i would read this but here's the thing about getting older folks your
eyes start to go
cameron haynes eyes are still excellent though i gotta tell you this
motherfucker can see yeah
he can see anything conspiracy theory with the same age with the same age and
his eyes i don't know why
my eyes suck but um but my dick is getting bigger i don't know what's going on
with that either no
imagine tit for tat people would trade in glasses for a bigger dick for sure um
show feet what is that
people are so weird yeah i know some of the the people put they put weird
comments just to get
you to read them and he got me he got me this all right folks uh i'm gonna shut
this off and we're
going to uh just have a podcast joe rogan dot live you can watch we're
streaming on youtube
until we make this big deal with uh twitch see ya bam and live video do i save
it done nope didn't
save it it does it you can save them yeah there's a little thing up in the
upper right hand corner but
i i didn't i saw it right as i was pressing and mid press i'm just not like
what's the big deal
you know i don't know i don't know dude um so never before seen deer spotted
eating human bones
makes sense though like they would just think it's like calcium calcium yeah
they don't know it's a
bone it's not like they're like these people it's just it's not like it's like
finally deer's eating
people no but we've showed videos before um of deer eating birds like because
they eat birds all the
time oh they do yeah yeah like literally actively going after birds like they're
falling out of
nests really deer's like following it and the birds are trying to chase the
deer off and the deer's like
yeah whatever i'm eating that bird look at this so this bird this deer is the
other birds they're like
get out of there get out of there it's a button buck he's got these little tiny
nubs and he's trying to
get this ground nesting bird he's gonna go through that past that tree and then
the guy filming it
see see the bird hopping around the ground so it's a bird that fell out of a
nest oh
they don't have like the he's gonna eat that oh yeah 100 yeah it's kind of he's
chasing it i mean
he's going after a purpose what a predator he is look at the speed the speed
that deer shows
but it just shows you how opportunistic live animals are oh yeah wild animals
like some something
in that deer's body tells it to eat that thing hey there's no compassion out
there for animals no
watch animal animal look at him he's eating it oh my it's dark yeah that's the
way it goes yeah life
eats life it's just weird to see a deer for some reason eat a bird and do it on
purpose like he's all
excited it's like oh yeah this is great he's good there's a um some sort of
wildlife thing uh they
were doing some sort of a survey and they captured these birds with a net they
had this
net set up uh in this area where these birds fly just so they could capture
these particular birds
but the deer kept eating the birds and they they couldn't figure it out they're
like what is going
on here and then they watched they had a video of these deer walking up and
picking them off the net
and eating these birds while the birds were like jesus i can't believe this is
happening yeah
getting eaten by a deer yeah you don't see that every day no but i'm not
surprised yeah i'm not
surprised either i've seen cows do it too there's videos of cows doing it for
the longest time people
didn't think that they thought that you know those are just herbivores yeah but
no they're just nature's
just set them up to be super slow but if something really delicious is in front
of them i thought it
was an eddie bravo thing oh conspiracy yeah he came up with it no it's not an
eddie bravo conspiracy
eddie bravo believes a lot of conspiracies but he doesn't believe that what is
this one
oh what is that an eagle jacking a bunny rabbit yeah that's a deer oh is it a
little deer yeah
eagles are so ruthless wow look at that bam we could do this all day folks you
got back from the real wild
man like where you were the instagram story so cameron haynes and our buddy
adam greentree
and a few other fellows were up there in the north country of australia yeah
and you guys took over
the under armor hunt page and uh it was epic man the the under armor hunt page
like the little instagram
stories yeah i don't like instagram stories you know why because they're only
15 seconds and the little
teases i wanted you guys to be like live streaming from up there yeah it'd be
nice wouldn't it but it was
super cool where you guys were at it was terrifying yeah kept showing these
brown snakes these yeah
the second most deadly snake in the world yeah that's what i'm told yeah you
saw like how many of them
uh like four or five yeah but it only takes one yeah and you're dead right like
i don't know dead well second most deadly yes doesn't sound good that's not
good no
no and then there's you know big old spiders and uh crocodiles yeah you guys
saw crocodiles yeah
you even filmed crocodiles yeah they were right where we were you know super it
was it was i mean this
is still not even their summer but still very warm i mean where we were up uh
hunting buffalo at the
top end is what they call which is out of darwin it was 90 to 100 degrees so
there's some film yeah of uh
now this is a freshwater crocodile which is not as big right not as big or as
aggressive as a saltwater
croc but could still definitely do damage and this was you know mere feet from
where we were sleeping
and this is the where we'd go and take baths and uh or just kind of cool down
during the heat of the day
that's where he was right there and how big is that guy oh i don't know six
eight seven eight feet
something like that i mean you know he wasn't huge but he'd definitely do some
damage if he got a hold
of you did you guys see any of the salt water ones while you're there no no so
when you you're
telling me about this uh one pond that was near you guys where you saw eyes at
night and you didn't
think that was it that was it it was right there so the first night we saw the
one just that one
right there we went over there and videoed him and and checked him out and then
the next night adam went
down there to the creek and it was only about maybe 15 20 feet across just
small just very shallow
and uh he looked down and said there was like six sets of eyes red eyes which
is crocodile so that was
you know they'd moved in so have you ever seen a live saltwater one in the wild
um i think we did the last time i hunted there up but i'm trying to remember or
maybe it was i think
when we were flying yeah when we were flying we saw him oh because so you have
to take a flight
from where adam lives adam lives near melbourne right sydney he lives in new
south wales and then
you fly four and a half hours to darwin to where these water buffalo are yeah
and then
last time we used a helicopter to get out of darwin to and that was four hours
in the helicopter whoa and
so this this time we had a helicopter and so we flew the country kind of look
at it and we saw some
pretty big crocs from there on the river system so how do you know like where
to stop like when you're
buffalo hunting how do you know where to go um well i mean basically it's
however far you can walk
you know i mean you kind of get we were walking i don't know i want to say at
least 10 miles a day
10 10 to i think adam and his guys one time his camera guy walked 18 miles one
day so we were just
you know we were always you know 10 12 13 miles a day so just covering country
jesus christ
it was it was hard hunting up there right now because this is their wet season
or the tail end
of their wet season and so the foliage was was really grown up really thick so
it was very
hard to see the buffalo normally um later when we went it's all burnt up
because of you know summer
and so there's no foliage and uh you can see the buffalo from miles basically
but with this grass the
grass is in some places eight eight feet tall i me