Name: Joe Rogan Experience #964 - Everlast
Uploaded: 2017-05-25T00:39:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #964 - Everlast' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #964 - Everlast' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-25. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #964 - Everlast

do do do do do do four three two one my brother and the man who got me in the
instagram if it
wasn't for you i would have abandoned it remember you're the one and i still
got like 40 000
followers and you got like four million i don't have that many i don't i don't
even think i have
two million do i have two men whatever uh you got me into it man hey slancha
cilantro what does that
mean you say that all the time slancha is like the gaelic irish uh salute you
know it's that it's
slant it's like s-l-a-i-n-t-e with like one of them crazy marks on it oh that's
a it's so gaelic
gaelic is a crazy language to read or try and pronounce some there'll be like
somebody's name
will be gary and it'll be spelt with like six seventeen letters crucifixes and
shit yeah crucifixes
ruins what's that crucifix with the circle yeah what is that uh i was just i
think it's among those
ruins and shit i don't know dude does anyone speak gaelic can you go have a
conversation with someone
oh yeah and ireland people do for sure so is it like um like i'm sure it's a
dying rost kind of fading
away thing but there you'll find pockets that definitely do it's fucking crazy
when you stop to
think about how many different languages there are like have you done much
touring in asia
um really only japan i haven't hit i've never been to korea never been to like
um china never been
in indonesia or anything that's not yeah indonesia yes sort of asia i've only
been to japan and only
for a few days with the ufc oh it's amazing the people are so nice and polite
and it's it's fascinating
how their culture works one of the reasons i love it so much too is it's like
you go to europe you don't
feel foreign necessarily you know what i mean it's really the foreigner
experience when you're there like
i am now the obvious outsider i'm taller than most people and i'm caucasian you
know and there's a lot
of places there like i try to go to like i'd get the low down on a sushi spot
from somebody that i knew
there and then you'd go there and be like oh no no kaijin we don't serve them
we don't serve you all here
like still places like that you know when you try and get the down low anthony
bourdain treatment like
if you ain't anthony bourdain you might not have no luck you don't show up with
that 0.0 crew
yeah man it's just um they're so different than us in their their culture that
it's like this crazy
immersion into like an alternative world like japanese writing is so different
than american writing
the sound their languages is so different than the sound of english that when
you go there you're like
wow this is like like i'm literally peering into a coexisting alternative world
like what if every look
what if there was no different languages it was just language like everybody
knew what everybody spoke
right and your language was the sounds that they make and the way they
interpret things and the way
they interpret things shapes the way they look at reality for sure that's i
mean it's a weird like
our culture is in a lot of ways almost like an operating system i think terence
mckenna described it that
way and i think it kind of makes sense it is like an operating system yeah we
learn a basic set of
parameters and rules that we all kind of buy yeah we're all individuals within
it but like there's
you know hey you know in this society this is what's acceptable and this is
what isn't and here's how
we peer it and then when you see something like we were talking about this book
dear reader michael malis
who was on yesterday who was just amazing podcast guest but was talking to us
about north korea
like that's a different totally different operating system and that is going on
right now
right now there's like a whole country that's in prison yeah what's amazing to
me is that that many
people can be subdued to me in that manner like where's you know you all you
read throughout history
it's like you know people got sick and tired of some after a while and just
bucked up yeah where are
they what what is going on there what mastery do these dudes have that it's
crazy i mean i look at that
there's millions of people they're starving and still accept and this dude's
living in his whatever
golden palace whatever kind of lifestyle yeah and nobody's really like trying
to revolutionize or
start a revolution or buck up and make a coup would be a problem because i
think the old guys around
them are even crazier but well malice was telling me why he was saying that the
way their their society is
structured everybody reports on everybody else about what you did wrong like if
you and i were hanging
out together we'd be forced to report at the end of the day i would have to
report on everything you
did wrong like maybe you didn't cry long enough when something happened maybe
you didn't express enough
grief like you have to there's like rules to the way you grieve people who didn't
grieve hard enough got
six years six months rather of hard labor for not grieving hard enough when kim
john will die yeah
whoo that's so they tell on each other so they have this crazy culture of
television the podcast was
fascinating man that dude is a really really interesting guy scary that that's
a world that's
happening right now it exists yeah and next door south korea which is thriving
and pop culture galore
yeah crazy plastic surgery those girls all get uh those not those all of them
but a high percentage
of girls get their eyes changed they get this crazy surgery that makes your
eyelids they shrink your
eyelids so they don't have the asian look you know oh they're trying for more
of a round eye thing
they're trying for a more of an anime thing oh the big eye have you seen it i i
think i have but i don't
i think i don't think it was an asian girl i think i saw some some girl on the
internet who's trying
to look really much like oh i know what you're talking about that's that barbie
lady right the
barbie lady it's crazy yeah there's people that go deep it's like how do you
think like that how's
your brain working i mean you're not looking in the mirror and seeing the same
thing this is your this
is giving you satisfaction i don't understand i think it's just body dysmorphia
it's the same things
like a person who's a bodybuilder who just can't get big enough or a woman who
can't get fake
enough breasts like they keep wanting to get bigger and bigger ones you don't
see yourself how
everybody else sees you so it's almost like a disease and i think that um it's
always funny
because i always thought i was a pretty awesome dude yeah well you have what's
called self-esteem
you should pull those pictures up so check out what they do see if you can see
good ones
three reasons why one gin plastic surgery for ice eyelid surgery so but show
some like before and
afters i see a little one right yeah they're kind of crazy some of them are
kind of crazy like they
look like a totally different human like if you went to high school with her
you'd be like what
that seems totally normal right there there's been some extreme ones see if you
could but her whole
face is different shaped at that point the one you just passed yeah well there
was more than just eyes
done there man it's interesting you're seeing that younger and younger girls
are having that kind of
stuff done too whoa damn whoa that one was very successful that was a good
decision yeah it was an
excellent decision but how do we know these are real you know that's another
thing we could be getting
fucked with holy shillie that one this is something i wanted to talk to you
about how do we know what
it's like how do you know what the is true anymore it's almost impossible to
know because
because everybody's mastered the half truth yeah you know i mean that i got a
piece of the truth and
then i spin it the way i want to spin it so a certain amount of people are
going to see it that way
that's why that's how they they really the whole i i trip on this whole system
right now i don't give a
fuck about trump clinton any of that all right you know fuck all of them they're
all lying crooks as
far as i'm concerned right but peep game on how they have blue states reds we're
like bloods and
crips here they and they're making it more like that every day like the hatred
between this blue and
red it's like what the fuck is this yeah it's like people who got along just
six months ago are now at
each other's throats and there used to be a thing when we were young when the
new president was
elected and he became president we all kind of sat back and said okay that's
our president let's see
what right and i'm not saying we're not even gonna get into dude right we're
not even i'm talking as
just as a principal right whoever that's that exchange we all sat back and said
okay let's let's
give the guy a shot at least right and again we're not even i'm not even
interested in getting into
all the individual in question right that doesn't exist anymore it's like the
minute this dude's
president the next campaign starts and like it's just crazy is it as crazy as i
think it is joe or
am i just sitting at home everything is like in a dad world of of taking care
of these babies and going
on tour and i just turn on the tv and it blows my mind it's blowing it's
blowing everybody's mind man
i mean there's a weird line that's happening now too and like this isn't really
even a criticism
but newsweek had an article that they tweeted and the article shows how molina
rejects trump's hand
i mean this is which was kind of awesome i saw it it was kind of i understand
slapped it away it was
cool it is kind of but who knows what's going on maybe she gets public anxiety
and she doesn't like
holding hands when she walks like it doesn't necessarily have to mean anything
the fact that it's
a fucking story that newsweek tweets out is strange i think cnn had it on i
believe uh they got a whole
article after hand swat i mean this is nothing it's like they touch hands for a
second back it up again
i'm no trump supporter here but look newsweek i'm not don't get me wrong i don't
think there's anything
wrong with what you're doing i don't think there's anything wrong with putting
this up i watched it i'm
glad you put it up i'm not that's why they put it up because you would watch it
it's not news
though it's reality we are all part of the biggest reality tv show ever created
in the universe now
yeah it seems like trump is the host yeah and it's and that's and this man is
actually living out
his goddamn fantasy right now like we have all given this guy and again i don't
care i'm not even
going to say hate love whatever fuck them all it's fascinating but this dude is
like king of the
fucking universe in his mind right now yeah there's nobody can fucking touch
him and that's the
fucking that's why the show is going to get so hilarious it's just going to be
great well i think
he's he's not that stupid like he's aware that there's been a lot of criticism
he's trying to iron
things out but what he's doing is he's taking this approach that he's made
become this real estate
magnate this you know big tycoon big businessman which is like he was always
this rambunctious sort of
flamboyant personality right he always put his name and gold letters on these
buildings and we didn't
mind that when he wasn't running the country just when you run the country and
you start doing the
same stuff like the criticism that he's getting is kind of you can't kind of do
the same thing when
you're the president you can't like talk about how shows are number one it's a
bigger than yourself thing
it's a bigger than yourself thing you just nailed it in fact you have to let go
of self to a certain
degree you know what i mean to be a good one and i'm not i'm not going to say
you one guy's been better
than the other we all know we have our opinions on that you know what i mean
honestly i grew up in
an age where politics and religion whether if it was going to be bad news you
didn't bring it up with
peopl