Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - June 3, 2017
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - June 3, 2017' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-06-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - June 3, 2017' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-06-04. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - June 3, 2017

oh christ he's all right all right we're going live now finally here we go we
had a just
disaster trying to order from uh the ufc tv app and then so we had to go for
the direct tv and then
we went to direct tv and then we had to call in and i couldn't talk to a person
i had to enter
in so i had to check find my account number online we all panicked a little
disaster we
panicked a little bit i mean but we're here eddie bravo's here ladies and
gentlemen hello how you
doing brian callum's here yes sir everybody how are you good to be here good to
be here brian
bought wine that could be a good or a bad decision we're going we're going we're
going california
first then we're going to go a little italy for my boy at via veneto courtesy
okay fabrizio hooked us
up with a beautiful look at this he's giving shout outs already we just started
no he gave me some
great wine yancy madeiros uh won already we didn't even get a chance to watch
the fight because it we
just just got it live and brennan what is going on with that shirt you are in
like a 1980s he sure
is movie i'm glad you mentioned that young michael j fox well you look like a
dude who's in one of those
break-in movies yeah you should have a bandana you should you should be a tough
guy with a switchblade in
an 80s movie that's what you should do poor mexican chicks wear jeans of that
material they do dude
that swap it's in right now is it in because that's just artificially distressed
in the extreme
did you see the kids are wearing it they just showed shogun did you have you
seen the ufc light heavyweight
rankings yeah he's like three it's kind of he's tied for four it's really crazy
they're gonna have uh
that ozdemir dude he's gonna fight jimmy manawa are you talking about pound for
pound champ
but he's had two fights in the ufc and he's like number three now weird light
heavyweight's the
weirdest division with john jones out yeah he's killing it with john jones out
and gustafson
obviously just rose to the top of the heap how good did he look god damn did
you watch that fight
which one gustafson and tashara i missed that whole ufc it was a i was on my
way back down dude gustafson
was a ninja he's gonna be tough to beat man dude he was so on point it was one
of the best performances
of his entire career it was incredible those uppercuts oh my god accuracy that
accuracy was
insane i heard the fight companion but i didn't actually watch it ha dude he
was amazing gustafson
was as good as he's i don't think he's ever looked better he's he's gonna be a
handful to beat for john
in dc yeah he's he's coming into his own you know he's 30 years old he's been
fighting for a long time
he's had tough fights with john tough fight with dc he got beat up by rumble
you know and he's took a
long time off came back and looked better than he's ever didn't he hasn't he
wasn't he for a second
they're thinking about retiring yeah you think he lost in his hometown he was
just tough on i bet you
he's the light heavyweight champ by the end of the year he could be you think
he beats john jones yep
wow huh who knows he's the only guy he's the only john comes back we we don't
even know what john's
going to come back looking like you know when a guy takes that much time off
and you know he's who
knows either he's going to come back better than ever like rory mcdonald looked
in bellator roy just
needed rest though he's never looked like you know like rory just needed rest
he rushed it john
he needs a little coca you know whore oh jesus hey bro well hey excuse me well
he's in button-ups
and blazers talking about god i don't need that i don't like that john that's
the osp john that was
bullshit you want the you want to relax john who just doesn't devil may care i
want the two-day training
camp john i wanted john that takes a flying knee for his first opening move
against shogun yes when he's 22
yes bring that crazy spinning uh elbows how about him like bragging that he he
beat dc high he's going
for it right he's like i did coke a week before i beat you yeah the best line
of all time by that right
the best line of all time exactly like he's his career is not going to be
affected by that no right
now we accept that he's oh he's the wild no he's the bad guy it's better if he
comes clean yeah be that
guy we love that it's always better if you come clean period yeah because you
can smell the fakeness
from a mile away what if he turns into like conor mcgregor butt on coke good
luck beating that guy
i just think if you if you're if you're caught up in the demon in the demons
and if you're
completely honest about it americans love you they forgive the out of you charlie
sheen
up again exactly charlie sheen is like the best example that ever who the ever
admitted to doing
crack yeah like on a regular basis talking about how he does it i that's how i
do it that's how we roll
and then who goes on and gets a tv deal for 900 million dollars yeah robert
downey jr too dude he got
the worst tv ever yeah but he went to jail he got caught he's right what's that
uh iron man was
fucking he shoes really he's i don't know robert downey jr it seemed when i was
growing up was in
the news you always saw him in court for something right robert downey jr was
always asking for
forgiveness yeah for being awesome right yeah like every couple years yeah he
was always like robert
downey jr was in court today right you know what he still makes humongous
movies like iron man he's
amazing yeah we we forgive drug problems easily it's when you hide back that's
how movies start movies
start with dudes who are drunks like an ex-cop and he gave up on life and he's
just a loser he doesn't
care about anybody throws a pizza in a blender not only that is we root for escobar
when you watch when
you watch uh uh narcos aren't you kind of pulling for you really want him to
pull it out even though
you know that's when you know somebody did their job as a storyteller if you're
like it's like that's
why silence the lambs was so genius because you liked him and wanted him to be
free because you were
like you know what he does eat people but he wouldn't eat me no i was too hard
for hannibal
everyone you know not only not only did everybody root for tony montana but
when i always anytime i would
see that movie another time i was hoping there would be some kind of alternate
ending i would always as a kid why don't he just leave town why did you go back
to your house
he's like an anti-hero do you remember when uh we were that uh what's his face
is larry david's
show curb your enthusiasm yes he had that crazy eyed killer guy and he played
he played scarface over
his house 24 7. that's a funny thing man scarface is a funny movie you know
they're remaking it it's
probably the first movie ever with like an anti-hero yeah was that the first
one uh well no not the first
one i don't think the first big one but like clint eastwood movies were kind of
like that right yeah
yeah clint eastwood was like the high plans drifter he was kind of a ne'er-do-well
came back but he
would do good things yeah he wouldn't do shitty he was never a douchebag no no
but the godfather
came back to life though the godfather was that was uh yeah that was uh yeah
which was the one where
he came back to life was it high plains i think that was high plains drifter he
came that they beat him
and whipped him to death and he came back to life as a supernatural uh hitman
and he came back and
everybody up well i don't know that that was the case but i know that when high
plains everybody takes
your shirt off and he's got all these bullet marks and the guy goes but you're
dead you wait didn't he
wasn't he supposed to be like a ghost he came back and killed everybody maybe
see see if that's the
case i'm pretty sure that was high plains drifter's storyline was that he was
like he came back
from the dead he was a different person he looked different i'm pretty sure i
love that movie yeah
i only know clint eastwood from you know his current movies i don't know his
old you never saw the
outlaw josey wales dude no i'm young that that movie stands the test of time no
i'm young is that
the best clint eastwood movie high plane i mean uh outlaw josey wales man it's
pretty close that come
out though it doesn't matter it could have come out before our time honestly
yeah it was like in 1970 or
something like that but if it came out now it would still kill it's a great i
don't know too much about
clint eastwood i wasn't really into westerns but i know there's a bunch you
hear joey talking about
and stuff i would be interested in in seeing a documentary based on his career
me too yeah it
started with uh uh the good the bad and the ugly that was the first one yeah
and then how many did
he make after that he made so many and here's the money in italy more than that
cheap what but here's
the most controversial they were called spaghetti westerns because they were
doing them in italy because
they would they'd film in italy and pretend they were in new mexico and that's
what i was wondering
why two of the most controversial moments in movie history with clint eastwood
one is he rapes a
woman he straight up rapes her in a barn he just he just yeah yeah yeah and he's
a hero and then the
second movie was that plays drifter too nope it was at that point with no douchebag
in the movie
was that movie or was that just him he was a man he was just a man and it was
clear that he raped a girl
and then she falls in love with them later what okay how about this ready what
is this
called good luck in that past today look at this they're they're making him do
something to his
feet oh yeah some toenails on his toenails they always check your toenails if
you got to trim your
toenails do with a toenail clipper and then file that down you know mike winklejohn
mike winklejohn doesn't
have a eyeball because of that that's not bullshit really that's something that's
true that is
something very serious it should have been taken care of a long time ago if i
was fighting this guy
and i saw that he was doing that to his toenails right before a fight with his
fingers i'd be like
that man he's using a clipper he's using well think how sharp it is though to
the point to file it down
but he needs to file it down so sharp look at that big so he's trimming it and
then on top he's going
to do the other toe too the ref's going to do it now can you imagine if he gogo
plopped on him
the ref is trimming his toenails man are you serious this is crazy he's very
religious but
they should be polished you should sand those down man yeah i agree we don't
have time to sand
little condoms over they're sharp mini condoms that's not a bad idea really hey
look fingernails
people's eyeballs up you know that's a big part of what's going on with these
eye posts yep it's not
just a a blunt object it's a blunt object with a hard edge to it did you hear
glover he goes when i got
poked in the eye i saw three gustavsons and then he goes what they go can you
see he goes no but i
want to keep fighting they go all right cool they let him fight off some i'm
glad they didn't stop the
fight and he goes it wouldn't matter though he had my timing he was faster but
you know he had everything
well if he couldn't see out of one eye that was he was getting beat up before
that though but he did say
he goes it wouldn't matter what does it say jamie i played drifter had the rape
and i can't quite
tell if this is the one reason how did they get away with that yeah that was
the it's back in the day
that's one of the reasons why he got away with it because he was this guy
coming back from the dead
well what is the what is the what's the premise uh it says that uh this at the
beginning attractive
townswoman deliberately bumps into him in the street knocks his cigar from his
mouth no no no i don't
mean the premise of the rape i mean the premise of the movie uh it doesn't
really have it's a long
plot here okay high plains here's the other ins