Name: Joe Rogan Experience #990 - Jamie Foxx
Uploaded: 2017-07-27T22:14:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #990 - Jamie Foxx' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #990 - Jamie Foxx' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-27. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #990 - Jamie Foxx

did something gotta find something though right you gotta find a struggle it's
very important to
have a struggle gotta have something you gotta accomplish because you can live
already oh
we're competitive baby there's a little bit of that what's going on man what
are you looking for
man you how do i turn the headphones oh over there which one is it jamie
check check check check check check check check check oh he's in my ears we're
live what's up
love you man it's crazy how we looked at each other when we walked in i know it
is crazy like we
wanted to embrace well we did you embrace man you man i want to lean into you
we've been at it huh
it's been a long time damn man what's up now where do you go now i don't know
just try to stay alive
keep moving no you're doing it you're doing it man i remember who's asking you
gonna whoop one day
who's asking you gonna whoop one day and stand up you called out somebody you
called out a
motherfucker oh you mean i just got to get into that we get in the crates we
got to get into the crates
baby talk about that was crazy when when we was doing stand up like it was like
it was like gunslingers
what happened with that nothing you called him out though well that was a a bad
situation we had a
he was stealing everybody's jokes am i bringing up the wrong no no it's okay
okay because i thought
i was getting i try to be nice no no no you you're not bringing the wrong thing
you can talk about
anything you're jamie fox dude you can talk about whatever the you want to talk
about because
the terrain we were just talking about off off off mike about how how would we
would have been in jail
yeah had there been social media back when he was coming up we'd have life we'd
have double life i'd
be looking at you and myself yeah you had to kill carlos messi well we were
talking about everybody
that like came up in the 60s the 70s the 80s the 90s everyone before social
media the wild lives
that they led you can't do that anymore you can't do it and what what this
conversation came for for
all y'all just you know tuning in we were talking about like you know chris
brown i'll see chris brown
he'll come out my house and he'll he'll he'll just sit there and go like what
the you know
and i said listen you're just too talented for for one cats like him and justin
bieber who've been
who've been blessed with extra they look good they can fight they they're
athletic and they sing they
can dance they can dance first time i met chris brown this is crazy i'm
throwing a party in miami
and it's me and colin farrell eddie murphy you know eddie murphy who was still
in it this is years back
like two 2005 maybe i think yeah 2005. and uh so i'm hosting the party we're in
miami the crowd's going
crazy but in the down like not in the vip it's some kids dancing i'm like who
the is that they're dancing
you know all this year and so my dj djri goes yo man that's a new kid chris
brown yo he about to be the
next one i said yeah but he think he can dance because you know i know how to
dance
i'll go him up you know what i'm saying this young mother gonna know who i am i'll
come down and
him up and it was like fox okay so i go down now now you know it's sort of my
time and so everybody's
following me i'm about to go battle whoever this kid is so i said yeah bro you
think you can dance
son i did like some kind of pop like a move listen to me we're all we're all
jammed together
right he doesn't do a move you know what he does he does a back flip but the
way he did the back flip
and he's six two he's standing in the middle of the crowd he jumped over the
crowd did the back flip
up here and came straight down and said what's up i said motherfucker i'm gonna
leave you the
fuck along i don't know what the fuck that that's some avenger shit and i just
remember i said that
dude when he get on and then you know he gets on but then social media catches
on yeah and then it's
just hard it's hard it's hard to live uh when you're living when you're social
media and i tell them all
the time you have to social media sort of makes you color inside the lines yeah
or try to or try to
yeah or or like this it makes you tuck your artistry in sometimes a little bit
does that make sense tuck
your crazy in tuck your crazy and you tuck your artistry and like i didn't know
what a meme wasn't
you know i'm you know i'm you know i'm you know i'm a fucking i was just
catching on the myspace and
shit shifted so my my daughter sends me a picture of rihanna right going to the
met ball and by the
time i got the picture whatever happened the picture was rihanna and in this
yellow dress and i i hit my
daughter i said i love the dress is amazing i don't understand the pizza that's
in it but you know maybe
that's uh uh you know she's giving a nod to italy and where maybe she got the
dress from and she's
like no dad that's a meme i said what that's a meme i said what do you mean she
said no there's actually
not a pizza in the dress somebody crafted or fixed there they made it look like
it's pizza because oh
because it's trailing behind her and so me i'm thinking well what the fuck is
it mean it's just no
i said so this girl worked her whole night to get this dress to go to the met
ball which is you're
supposed to be you know out the box and somebody puts a pizza on it and that's
all you see is a
pizza i said how do you compete with that how how can you be michael jordan and
kids run up to you
and say you're the cry baby face you cry man they go to cry man memes are like
the best thing on the
internet it's one of the best things about the internet is people being able to
make funny it's
the best thing but watch this though it once it sticks that's what i'm saying
right oh it sticks
yeah i mean michael jordan to somebody under the age of 18 he the cry baby face
man hey man they're
gonna cry baby hey man and then you know how uh uh you know how fans do hey man
cry right quick god yeah
let me get you crying it's so true yeah yeah man it's so it's tough well we
were talking about john
jones and how john jones is fighting this weekend about john jones is a wild
and that's why
he's the greatest light heavyweight of all time because he's so it's part of
who has you have to
have it we're talking about going going being with mike tyson mike tyson back
in the day you couldn't that's
why when people say like why does mike tyson first of all he's a fighter he's
not a tennis player but
mike was a wild boy and to hang out with him you could understand like he was
the biggest person on
the planet and he had the demons you know what i'm saying and but he's fun too
because because you see
him in a club and you see he sees some girls and be like hi how you doing you
like bmws what do you like
you like bmw you like kath you like bmws and crazy he'd take the girls out and
go get a bmw i mean he
was that crazy you know what i'm saying just come on come on let's look at the
bmw and we'd open up
the bmw dealership but he was wild but i say just like how we were saying off
here you can't have that
type of talent in that area and not have john jones can't you you can't you can't
drink milk and
and almost kill somebody you know what i'm saying you can't you only get that
homogenized i'm about
to get no you can't yeah there's got to be something about you that's out of
control impulsive
wild dangerous and that's what makes him so great everybody you even talked
about even look at the
people on your wall you look at hendrix you look at elvis they have to have
something because that's
god with us yeah god's gonna give you something incredible but he's also gonna
give you something
to anchor that because i believe this is what i believe in and you tell me if
you believe this i
believe in the yin and the yang of everything meaning like when there's
absolute light there
has to be absolute darkness to balance it out and that's what everything that
we do it's sort of like
we're not gonna get away with anything like anything that happens to you in
life you have to pay for it
like i it's like the grocery store okay i got the career gotta pay for that
okay i got the money
okay i gotta pay for that then here come the family yeah i need that money
yeah you you you i'm going i'm going i'm gonna release a story about you so it's
all of these
different things that you got to pay for and that's why you see these guys like
that because
you know like i said talking to justin bieber you know with everything i said
some of this is
supposed to happen to you it has to you can't otherwise the think of the
success that that kid's
had at 20 years old it's impossible i was just reading some about him canceling
his tour yeah
because he just said too much work i mean he's just going crazy i guess but he's
made 93 million
dollars this year yeah like jesus christ he's 20. and yeah and for us we like
because you know i ain't
20 i'm gonna take that 90 million i'm gonna go do a million but we can't be in
his mind and we can't
see how it is he grew up that way he grew up that way never had a normal life
and you don't expect
like i i like i always tell kids who want to be in this business to please wait
like even when my kids
just wait wait till you like wait till you can understand like i was able to be
grown and and
have some grown shit happen to me and just regular life should happen so that
when this happened
i still have a point of reference to get back to because you know like i know
you've interviewed
everybody this business affects you in such a way where you'll see one person
one day i won't say the
comedian's name but i remember a comedian back in the day did like half of an hbo
whatever and then the next
week i saw him he had 12 bodyguards and they were pushing me back i was like
what the
fuck man yo man yo no not right now he just got crazy got crazy they get crazy
they get crazy because
and i've seen i remember i i won't say the names but there's been a couple of
guys i never get this
one dude hit and i went up to try to say something to him and for some reason
he had a white suit on
we went to club like why the does he have this white suit on in these big
shades and i went to talk to him
and he said not right now man i'm rich he said that's what he told me in front
of everybody not
right now they got rich just let me be rich and famous right now i don't want
to hear
your pitch because i was gonna pitch him something i said man you think you
could get away and i was
like that's hilarious and as he said it i had to sort of like okay i had to get
out but that's you know
that's what happens but you got to be careful that tide goes in and it goes out
and people come up and they
remember they remember and they remember when you with them and we've seen and
we've seen them we've
seen them but but being a comedian we get we get a chance to sit in a different
seat because we sort
of our our jobs are are observational you know so we still all have our own
demons but it's it's just
different you also get humbled a lot as a comedian yeah you got to get those
jokes you're performing in
front of a live audience it's all live it's got to work and it doesn't work you
got to go back to the
drawing board you got to assess yeah yeah actors don't get a lot of that that's
one of the reasons
why they're kind of shaky yeah more shaky yeah right they don't get a lot of
like that testing it live
in front of people that humility that comes with that you don't and and it's
and it's tough i was
talking to an actor another actor and it's tough because see i'm a comic who
became an actor so i'm
cheating you know i'm saying i can go do this and i can go i'm i'm gonna be in
st louis tomorrow you
know doing some jokes so i can you know i gotta i can get my thing off but just
actors it's tough
well you figured out a way to balance three careers you sing too i mean you
could do anything you're
you're a weird guy in that way you got a lot of weird talent yourself you're
talking about justin bieber
and yea