Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Mayweather vs. McGregor Recap with Brendan Schaub
Uploaded: 2017-08-29T01:56:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Mayweather vs. McGregor Recap with Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Mayweather vs. McGregor Recap with Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Mayweather vs. McGregor Recap with Brendan Schaub

that's fresh yes we're live ladies and gentlemen uh we're live and we're here
to talk about
brendan schaub's shoes this is an intervention those fucking shoes that you
wore to the mayweather
mcgregor fight what in the fuck you bought those or they someone gave them to
you is someone paying
you to wear them yeah fill me out gucci's paying me like jared leto son when brian
sent you the
video of him i was like oh god he's gonna judge me so hard he's gonna judge me
so hard it's part of
you though i like it man hey man i wear a fanny pack i gotta shut the fuck up
no matter any any time
where there's any sort of fashion discussion i just gotta shut the fuck up fanny
packs make sense
though the only the only caveat look at those gucci's are you are you like a
handmade yeah from
from britain yes 1800s those are delicious sir what's the buckle what the fuck
is that some game
of thrown shit some khaleesi buckle that i just can't get enough of what's the
b in the back is
that a b yeah that's a gold b son i get more cups gold yeah is this like one of
the that black or blue
dress thing where it just looks weird i get more compliments on these shoes
than any shoe i've ever
had and and hold on mr ronan you you're you're a six foot four gorilla no they're
scared of you
no j-lo i saw j-lo she loves your shoes she goes i love your shoes of course
she does she's
a chick validation you got like that cosign well she was probably also trying
to make a rod jealous
because they've probably been together long enough where she's starting to feel
bored yeah a rod was
just trying to get the crackle going hey um jamie does that look like a gold to
you or am i going
that's a gold b that's different yeah you can tell the golden go back up to
that there's golden see the
buckles like silver yeah i guess so different i mean go a lot make it larger
and that's a little
close in on that oh is it i mean i just don't get the hate on those boots i
mean i'm looking at me
they are gorgeous they're so gross and then on top of them being gross they
have sneaker lasers which
makes me more stupid yes it's so stupid it's just not for you i guess it's like
a light gold i'm
thinking of like you know like they look gold on that one on that tv oh yeah
you're right how wow
wow those are gold huh does that tv suck uh is it a contrast oh no that one
looks different that
one's better that looks yeah that's like yours joe that's that tv all right
that totally looks good
i had to walk the red carpet after bruce willis in those shoes and some guy
goes killer boots man
like uh dumb and dumber i'm like yeah bruce willis that old ass can't pull
these off everyone started
laughing but i think he heard i was like oh mr diehard please please don't
please don't judge me
but i will wheel kick you on these things don't get twisted this ain't the
movie so yeah there's
something about like leaving that foot that buckle mark on someone's forehead
embarrassing just
clang a guy in skinny jeans and those boots whoops your ass that's embarrassing
do you remember
when pete williams head kicked mark coleman oh my god remember that yes it was
just like wow in the
world sound like a bat it was it was also like one of those like what the fuck
like who saw that coming
like we thought that pete who was a young guy is dealing with coleman who was
just all super gorilla
super gorilla and then you know pete wore his ass out and landed that perfectly
placed head kick
if he had that buckle on dead you would see that mark forever that gucci a gucci
yeah
i mean pete got him tired pete williams is a bad motherfucker back in the day
yeah here it is
boom got that asic label on his face though yeah damn enjoy them asics that was
a big that was a bad
one damn that dude is it's taking chicken drug test boom see that if you had
that mark like that like
your boots on boom and just say thank you it's all gucci baby yeah if you
notice pete kicked him with
shoes on yeah it was like one of the last fights that you could kick people so
dangerous you think so
more like with the point yeah hell yeah uh doing a wheel kick like a spinning
heel kick in some boots
yeah i guess i think with a heel kick though quite honestly doesn't i don't
think it matters if it
lands it lands well it's so there's so much power in that kick and if you land
you're landing with
your heel and your heel can it's not like a knuckle that breaks you never break
your heel
never i did hit somebody once so hard that my foot was sore and i was limping
for a couple days with
a heel kick with a heel kick it was horrible just hit the hell out of him he
went to sleep
for a long time they took him to the hospital it was scary i was 19. that's bad
i think i didn't tell
you this story it's a up story because it made me reconsider fighting rodent
killed he died
i was this is a thing i said to my instructor because my instructor wasn't
there he was in california
i was in i was in boston at the time and uh he goes i heard you had a really
good knockout
you know his accent yeah and i go yeah it was it was scary i go uh i caught him
with a wheel kick and i go
and he just didn't get up and i thought he was dead he goes sometimes they die
and he walks away dead
serious dead serious yeah he was training troops in vietnam yeah he doesn't
care old school yeah he
didn't care at all and i was like but wait a minute they died i'm them i'm hey
man like they is me yeah
i got for sure could it disposable i wasn't the best for sure somebody could
have me up hell yeah
i never got head kicked but i saw people that i was close to get head kicked
did you ever get ko'd in
tournaments just tko'd boxing match a kickboxing match where they stopped you
got rocked and they
came and stopped it yeah i got rock with a left hook um my legs just shut off
boing how weird is
that it's the weirdest feeling of all time what people think is like it hurts
no a liver shot hurts like if
you get kicked to the liver or punched in the liver and your whole body goes
and your legs kind of give out
that hurts but there's a weird thing about getting hit on the chin it's like
everything just goes
yeah it's almost like a surreal feeling yeah it just stops working and my my
body would get hot
and just like like tense up it's a weird feeling man the worst man what is it
like to get completely
flatlined um it's nothing because you don't you don't feel anything right so
you don't feel anything
you don't when you come out of it what's your what's your most recent memory
not much everything's a little a little like fuzzy and then someone tells you
what happened
and then you remember certain parts of the fight like god i remember doing that
and that and then
what happened you know what i'm saying like you have to piece it like puzzle it
together and then you
get in the back because there's there's two type of people that when you get
concussed or flatline
in my experiences you react to it two ways one you get really emotional like
heartbroken sat like super super
sad the other gets really really upset like mad super mad and i i've i've
always seen those two
opposites do you think is this from concussed or is this from the emotions of
losing and realizing you
lost after it's all over i think it's a combination of both you know what i'm
saying yeah but this is one
of the reasons why i want to bring this up is because everybody always wants to
talk about the power of
belief you know and how important the power of belief is and it's super
important you know it's a big
factor in connor's success is this like insane belief he has in himself but
even with the power of belief
at 10 you still have to deal with the limitations to the body correct and you
still have to deal with
like what is the reality of getting hit on the chin correct but that that self-belief
that connor has
got him into the biggest fight in combat sports history if he even had a little
bit of doubt we're
not here you're 100 we're talking about him you know so it's a fine line say ah
self-belief only goes
so far man even myself i my self-belief was so high probably didn't match my
skills but i was so confident
i could beat anyone in the world i beat a lot of guys that probably had no
business beating or just
getting through dude you beat crow cop yeah he's a legend yeah you beat him by
knockout yeah but like
getting through golden gloves man i thought i was the next mike tyson i brought
probably not but i beat
most of those guys just off sure will but i believed in my heart of hearts i
was going to be the best of
all time yeah no you were a competitor and there's some people that have a hard
time with the the big
moment connor obviously shines in the big moment but at the end of the day even
with that insane belief
you get to see his physical limitations but what you got to see though is well
you got to see a lot
in that fight but you don't know what's going to happen until they do it that's
why it's a fight so he
has this amazing uh belief in himself and he had a really interesting style man
that whole thing where
he was doing like putting his hands out there and and pap pap happening yeah
and and then throwing
off off speed punches and then dropping them how about his angles were so good
so good and and so
exaggerated and big he would get floyd's back and floyd is very smart he wouldn't
turn into him to give
him more of an angle he would just cover up because he knew the ref was going
to stop it right my the
real mvp of that fight granted you know connor and floyd that ref oh yeah you
let him fight you the real
mvp granted he came you know his opening dialogue what the hell was that he was
just staring at mcgregor
like now we don't want none of that that gay wrestling and just like i don't
think he said that
i think i thought he was way over the top i wanted to fight to start so i
thought he was over the
top because i wanted to fight come on let's go with this national anthem you do
that in the locker room
though you do that in the locker room but i i just thought it was off to the
wrong foot but i think he
granted i don't think connor was going to win that fight as it went on however
he the connor did have
an advantage if they went in tight he didn't even let it get there yeah
grappling under hooks what yeah
and and that was where connor was gonna get his rest he didn't have that
opportunity right as soon as
they got to that ref separated him yeah it's good he was gonna let him fight
yeah he was gonna let him
fight he was the perfect rest however i think connor thought he'd be able to
get his rest in those
moments and just never was capable of doing it because the ref would say i
think he got more
tired than he ever thought he was going to i think also the efficiency of floyd
here's what i did i
watched it live from the uh third round on i got off stage in washington dc the
first two i ran up
stage i did last yesterday oh god i watched it yesterday when i got home but i
i flew um i flew
upstairs it was that they uh had it on pay-per-view in the upstairs green room
so we ran upstairs tight move
yeah but i caught it on the third round i'm yelling ian edwards i'm like i'm
like how's it
going he goes the fight's great this is a great fight so i got in there like
right in the i didn't
want to give this people waiting in line a long time the show started late
people bought tickets
months in advance and i'm like i'm not cutting my show short i'm going to do
the full show and then
i'm going to thank everybody good night and then watch the fight you're a
better person i ran upstairs
and i got in the third round so i didn't see all the the speech until i heard
about it afterwards so
that i heard it and then i tried to watch from the time they were both walking
out but the national
anthem stop i love america i'm not mad at demi lovato she can sing whenever she
wants go to a
concert that's an american flag it's on my iphone okay i love america love it i'm
a big proponent in
the best aspects of america but too much