Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 2, 2017
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 2, 2017' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-09-03. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 2, 2017

wish we could talk about it me too
i guess body's terrible
yes ladies and gentlemen i'm glad we missed that i hope we missed did we miss
that
uh what's up everybody it's uh brendan schaub and joe rogan and well this is
the uh fight
companion light it's the tone the slimmed down version eddie bravo is doing a jiu-jitsu
seminar
today in i think in whittier and uh brian callen is in utah pretending to play
golf with his dad
yeah he plays golf and he acts like he enjoys it just to entertain his papa
does he really yeah
that's right i think he kind of likes it but you know he can't go wow he
probably just likes hanging
out with his dad you got to do things like that you do man yeah i mean chicks
pretend to be into
football so they can hang out with you that's true some actually get into it
though some i'm just being
so brian barberina and uh who's the other gentleman something edwards edwards
which is uh
do we have a fight card jamie could we put that shit up on the other screen
damn this ufc rotterdam reminds me of ufc 100 this thing is epic how dare you
show up late joe rogan
it's uh at least that ref's in shape yeah it's it's about as good a shape as
you can get
be a ref oh it clipped brian barberin is the dude who uh choked out sage northcutt
very tough fighter
leon edwards that's right leon god there's not a lot of leons left in the world
is there that's right
man when's the last leon you met dude that was a big name in the 70s i know guy
oh he's got the back one hook brian barberino is very good on the ground
interesting do you see the fire man see that fire last night no where was it
because i woke up my uh
my slingshot was all covered in ash isn't that crazy yeah it's out near burbank
is it really yeah
it's already the biggest fire in the history of california what of uh los angeles
rather
yeah because it's in los angeles county it's the biggest fire ever in los angeles
county i think
it's burned something like 5 000 acres already and are people evacuating their
homes and shit or no
they were in danger last night they evacuated in burbank not all of burbank but
a good chunk yeah
yeah damn i've seen any of the news this is scary coming home looking over the
highway when you see the
hills on fire really oh yeah damn that's scary oh yeah it's kind of close to
you no no it's not close
to me but i can see it from some spots closer closer it's close to uh brian redband
he lives out there
look at that fast moving wild house homes evacuated in la and burbank you know
i talked to a fireman
once man he freaking freaked me out he goes it's just a matter of time until
one day it burns all the
way the water and i went what and he goes yep just a matter of time one day oh
brian barberino i'm like
he fucked here oh no no he better stay on that opposite hand yeah i was gonna
get his chin broke
yeah that opposite hands um that firefighter sounds like a drama queen no no he
said there he goes with
the right combination of dry weather and the right wind and he goes once it
hits the buildings we won't
be able to stop it he goes it'll burn all the way to the water no he was an
older dude that was like
super stoic that's why it made me shit my pants really yeah it wasn't like some
dork man have you
ever seen uh the uh new papers on top oh shit dude he's under the chin yeah he's
in trouble now oh
sideways sideways he's okay leon's definitely doing work yeah leon almost had
that if he maintained back
control there like if he had uh like some marcelo garcia style hooks god damn
he might have got that
um back to that firefighter hating on our he's scary as fuck he was all he was
saying was he goes
there's only so much we can do when a fire it gets out of control with strong
wind and dry ground
you know like this was right after i don't know if you were around um california
in 2002 i think
somewhere around there 2002 2003 uh we i got evacuated um and uh we were coming
home from fear
factor we're filming out in uh like north up on the five and as i was coming
home for a whole hour on the
right hand side of the car the hills were on fire the whole hour in the car
driving
currently in other your like your old house like out there yeah no but i'm not
i'm just saying on
the way home from like to hone you know like to hone ranch like out there the
whole right side of the
highway was on fire for an hour that's how much was on fire i'm talking like 50
miles of shit on fire
like i've never seen anything like in my life and when i was talking i mean it
was like lord of the
rings type shit it was crazy scary all the hills were on fire i mean everywhere
the right hand side
and everywhere you go it was like snow falling with ash saw a dead guy saw a
dude got hit by a car
he was trying to run across the road ain't that a bitch and he got clipped yeah
there's a fire and
you're like ah shit yeah we saw this dude laid out with his sneaker off and i
was like oh no what
kind of sneaker was it re-bug i don't remember you would know i would know but
god damn were those yeezys
that's what they did in the old west days hopefully they're not bird he wasn't
close enough to the fire
he was just on the highway but i think you know people panic both the driver
and the guy trying to
run across the road fire can you imagine could there be a worse way to go
burned alive like i was watching
game of thrones i'm on season five now when they burn homeboy don't say
anything spoiler alert bro
it's been out way too long come on it's the best show ever ever ever it gets
better season seven the
way season seven ends you're gonna be like when the last episode's over and it
goes to black you're gonna
go no dude make myself a little drink it's such a good show it's so good so it's
season five yeah it's so
good the new narcos started and i just i can't do it man i'm crushing hard on
game of thrones so i don't
want to like cheat on and watch narcos i had abandoned narcos second season why
um well unless i want to
watch it by myself my wife was like too many people getting shot too many
people getting shot it's
cartel shit too much murder sometimes but she's cool with game of thrones yeah
yeah it's fake
no man i mean the only thing fake are the dragons everything else pretty legit
it's fake even that's
up for debate you know what's badass ozark i'm on season two i know he told me
that i need to get
episode two brother episode two of ozark god damn it's good damn your wife won't
with narcos huh
not anymore i can't do two shows at once i'm like i don't want to you know i'm
like i said i'm crushing
hard on game of thrones i don't cheat on with narcos and i can only handle so
much narrative you know
what i'm saying she barely got through season one and season two there's just
way too much merkin
i mean it's i get it but it's like drug cartels that's what they do that's what
they do i mean
that's also real life it's real life i wonder how much they embellished not
much if you you know if
you look at the history books with well he was definitely a bad guy terrible
person but you were
rooting for him in narcos one i was like damn i hope he gets out i like his
posture just didn't give a
smoke and weed just gives zero zero you're so rich and just hooking up with
chicks non-stop how about
when they blew up the federal building or whatever the how about that when they
blew up the plane
just he just blew up the plane and everybody like nah it and then
he ran for what he ran for governor something like and just started killing
everyone yeah
like you know that guy's i i think he's brazilian the guy's actually brazilian
yeah he's good right
fuck yeah and the new season's about the cali cartel right oh man i don't even
want to know
i just feel bad that they're not gonna keep probably escobar around they need
to like go
like have a prequel like you know what they do with star wars oh i'm yeah i'm
about that i always
said jump on into that el chapo life look at mr steal your girl face there
would you like a mansion
that dude had so much money he had to bury it yeah and he was like he was
losing money because the rats
were with the money they were eating his money like a million dollars straight
up that's how rich you
are when rats are up your funds and you don't give a he was making too much
money like
literally he had hippos and yeah i'd fly him out there and just watch them
attack each other and
but then he's like a great dad do you see that documentary on his son no he had
to change his
name oh my god yeah because his last name was escobar and he's like yeah he's
like apologizing for his
dad hey what are you gonna do for sure just own it make pablo escobar t-shirts
and sell the out of
him could you imagine if your dad was pablo escobar man yeah i can't be sick
you're right i can
blowing up airplanes and shit man oh barberina clipped oh get up leon leon's in
trouble god
damn it leon that ref that ref is anxious you gotta move leon you gotta get
that hand up you gotta move
out of shape too so he likes to get there early barberina's looking for that
front choke all right
spins takes the back oh yeah just keep punching so they stop it you gotta move
leon oh there you go
they go leon why are we rooting up for leon because his name's leon
i told you there's a travel advisory for mexico yeah i know freaked me out but
they're only killing
uh each other you know what i'm saying for now yeah occasionally they they go
dark like look at that
but i look mexican so they're like maybe they kill you first or they kidnapped
me i'm like a sex slave
i just like mr shrub we want to talk to you we love mexico we love mexicans but
they're too short
so we brought you in to be a sex slave we're going to impregnate dude all these
beautiful women
with your perfect dna yeah i'm just like a stud horse exactly just slinging
dick out there but you
guys think i'm being tortured but it's awesome you're just getting pussy thrown
at you in a slingshot
drugs you guys think i'm being tortured but it's awesome just viagra and
different drugs that make
you grow calm
we have this new thing it's a mixture of zinc magnesium and steroids and you're
just loads are
just building up in your balls but i gotta make videos like yeah and make porn
no i gotta make videos like being mad at america and trump and but you guys can
tell i'm happy as but i'm jack from all the steroids yeah and girls are like
pulling on you and you're like
stop stop stop please not now i gotta say this wall is up and it's the reason
why i'm stuck here
come on get off of me please i gotta make a video please please bitch one
second god damn it
they're clawing at you and you just right it up and you see just a bunch of
supplements in the back
as you're on tv the tip of your dick peeks up to the camera and you're gonna
push it down
you're on these super drugs
peeks up like a fucking telescope it's like you you know you're framed in like
the nipples up
your dick's like hello
like the chestburster in alien one
oh my god it's ridiculous
all you see is like painted red fingernails pulling on you
america's fucked up with that wall america i'm telling you guys they're not
going to ease up on
me either and you are not going to make mexico pay for this wall mr trump yeah
senior trump senior trump oh it's just the time of my life
hopefully seal team six don't come save me god damn it boys no boys please
please
listen stick around for a while come on man they're grilling your steaks
i want to make sure you're just fully fed
grilling these steaks still killing it you're just making babies just making it's
like the opposite of
like when a viking comes to town yeah got their own viking
they went they were recruited just to dick all the girls down yeah like for
real if you were uh that
dude like the mountain you know that that mountain guy from game of thrones
yeah i guarantee that guy
could sell his com this is the thing though have you seen him i hear you have
you seen him before he
fucking took all the juice he was a basketball player who'