Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1013 - Cameron Hanes
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1013 - Cameron Hanes' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-09-22. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1013 - Cameron Hanes

what set a record for consecutive wins oh they did i know 20 some
yes and we're live cam haynes flip that sucker over so you don't get any
distractions oh sorry
see that's what jad already chimed in this is right in the other room he's got
to text you
make sure you say this make sure you do that um we were we just got back from
an epic elk hunt
in the mountains of utah epic is the right word you know i think people throw
around epic a little
loosely they do not this time not this time no no god man it was amazing yeah
first of all the place
was incredible the mountains up there were just the scenery was just stunning
like everywhere you
look your jaws dropped you're like whoa yeah it's amazing everything about it
yeah i mean but but
especially the scenery just the mountains that they live in there they're
rugged they're beautiful
and you know the quakeys haven't even turned yet normally it seems like by this
time they're
that's all yellow like all those white trees yeah the aspens yeah why do you
call them quakey's why
does it quaking aspens quaking aspens yeah i've never heard them called quakey's
until this past weekend
call them quakey's or this past week rather everybody's calling them quakey's i'm
like what
are you guys talking about yeah that's a photo that i took from up there yeah
man everywhere we look
it was just like there was too many moments with elk that i couldn't film
because it was just i was
just so engrossed in the idea of like getting it done and the hunting aspect of
it that i i didn't
want to pull my phone out and be taking pictures every five minutes i'd be the
tourist yeah i took a
few here and there but there were so many moments that i'm so glad that under
armor filmed this whole
thing yeah so we're going to have a film of it that it's going to be released
online so people are going
to get a chance to check out how just incredible and epic and maybe just get a
tiny sense of what we
talk about when we talk about how amazing it is to do this yeah and we had the
right guys filming it
because you know there's all sorts of different levels of especially hunting
films i mean there's
guys out there just with a handy cam yeah you know just trying to do the best
they can to share their
experience and then there's guys like mark womack and his crew with sub seven
that make films i mean
you know he's filmed me um there's an episode called roys buck uh a whitetail
hunt in colorado
did you do the time episode time yeah that one's amazing time that's really
good oregon elk hunt and
so those are not just your typical what people might think of as a hunting film
those are just
you know or hunting video these are true films well it's a short film and it it's
really like almost
like a mini documentary of how you're trying to balance your life and training
and running and
competing in these ultra marathons and then also working a full-time job and
then also going out
and bow hunting and it's it's a it's really well done yeah so those same guys
filmed us yeah man do we
got some epic footage just epic yeah and and like you said hopefully gives a
glimpse for people that
that haven't experienced it or aren't hunters maybe just to see um everything
that's involved in the
hunt and you know how powerful it is and and just the the wild animals out
there interacting with each
other and and then how we fit in that yeah it's crazy it is i i'm it's one of
those things that i really
think our words like people will be intrigued by the words but i don't think we're
ever going to be
able to put it in their head what we experienced because there was one point in
time where jameson
and colton and i were together in the woods and uh i just stopped and as we
were walking towards this
elk that was screaming and there's screaming elk all around us and you hear
these cow elk that are making
this meow and screaming is bugling yeah yeah we call it screaming yeah there is
it's a it's part of the
mating ritual basically of the male elk yeah and that's they're just bugling
and it we call it
screaming because it's just like it's like going
that's a little there's a little higher a couple higher notes in there but yeah
well some of them are
like some of them have a growl too yeah it starts deep it goes high usually
comes back deep and then the
grunts we heard the one bull that i wound up killing that sounded like jurassic
park and it was a crazy
scene because jameson and um colton and i were tucked into jameson was the guy
was filming it colton
was the guide and me and we're tucked into this one small area these these
trees that was at the edge of
this creek and we were watching these does and we saw three does so we knew and
there's a lesson in this
i said do i said those yeah cows sorry wrong terminology um there's a lesson in
this for regular
people for life and this is the lesson in life because we saw these cows and we
snuck in and we
were like wow there's gotta be a bull here because there's like three cows and
we saw three more time
of year yeah there's not no cows unattended so there was 30 cows the cows kept
filing in and we were like
where is this bull like where is he and all of a sudden out of the creek bottom
steam coming out of his mouth how far away 60 70 yards something like that like
through the trees
we couldn't and the the screw the bugling is deafening it feels like at that at
that distance
it's so close so loud and he was just letting everybody know yeah back the up i'm
here
yeah i mean it's like a grand entrance so this is the last chills doesn't it oh
it did yeah but this
is the lesson okay there was one cow he had 30 cows yeah and one cow was like i
don't want to be
here i'm tired of being number 31 there's always one fuck this and she takes
off and he could not just
be satisfied with his 30 cows 29 oh i think he had more than 30 it was so hard
to count they were
everywhere yeah okay but he could not be satisfied no with the cows he had left
he's like no no no no
no where you going baby and he went chasing after her yeah and when he went
chasing after her
these other cows that were left behind started going meow meow they make this
noise like they want some
dick yeah and when that was happening this other bull behind us was like i felt
that bill yeah i'm the
man for you girls yeah well what fuck that dude i'm right here so he starts
screaming and then the
other bull starts screaming so he decided it's too much and so he takes all of
his cows and he moves
them over the top of the hill when he moved him over the top of the hill we
went after him and when we
went after him he turned around because he thought we were that other bull he
heard you he heard us
walking yeah so they can hear i'm sure yeah no so he just thought it was the
bull coming yeah heard
there's sticks breaking and and footfalls and things like that yeah and that's
how he got him
yeah so if he just let that girl go yeah just get out of here baby so what's
the lesson the lesson
is you gotta let things go sometimes oh is that it you got 30 cows and one of
them takes off or you
might take an arrow in the chest you might yeah yeah okay let him go i'm gonna
jot that down actually
it's a very strong lesson it's a lesson for life like sometimes you can't be
greedy he got greedy yeah
and when he we probably got him anyway but he got greedy it's tough you know
those things they only
have one thing on their mind and that's breeding yeah you know so there is no
uh 29 is good enough
you know if we're rough numbers but let that one go they're fighting for
everything they got yeah you
know and it's you know we did see bulls fighting um you know it's uh we see the
bull the the big herd bulls
posturing you know so they're bugling they get kind of swole up sometimes if
they're uh you know if
there's a subordinate bull they'll kind of walk a little sideways to say see
how big i am i mean it's
all this this body language that goes on with these elk but it's what they do
yeah that's all they care
about right now when we were uh cutting the bull open he had cuts and holes all
over his rib cage and
his ass like everywhere he had stab marks from fighting yeah like you cut below
the skin you see
all these like punctures yeah yeah their antlers are uh i mean and they're big
big solid muscle um eight
900 pound animals barely any fat living in the mountains that and you know how
tough those mountains
were to get around they're in there every day sleeping on dirt tough strong and
fighting yeah they get beat
up yeah i mean just sort of what a crazy existence too that for one month out
of the year everything
goes haywire because everything goes your friends are now your enemies you're
ready to fight to the
death with guys you were just hanging out with a couple of weeks ago all summer
all summer all summer
yeah you weren't at the lake but you were hanging out you weren't at the lake
but you guys were eating
grass yeah you're just looking out for wolves actually they don't have wolves
over there well they had a wolf
came through real recently right there's a lot of bears but they don't have a
ton of predators which is
one reason why the elk are doing so well up there it was incredible yeah i've
never seen so many elk in
one place like you had told me about it but when you get there and you hear
them all screaming
it's we heard a hundred different elk screaming in this one basin yeah yeah oh
i mean it's uh it's unlike
anything i've ever heard and i've elk hunted a lot of different places and that's
the you know if you
and i said if you're an elk hunter i said one morning i think it was in the
morning that it was snowing
and we were in on bulls you know crazy rut activity amazing footage um cold wet
elk hunting and i'd said
told mark and the guy said if if you're an elk hunter this is as good as it
gets yeah i mean it's you
couldn't it couldn't be any better no it was the terrain was beautiful the
weather was beautiful
there was one time where we had snuck up to this one bull and he was younger he
was still a big bull
but he was you wanted to shoot every yeah the ranch where we were at they were
really smart in how they
manage the wildlife yeah and one of the things they do is you're you're
supposed to only kill an animal
that's over eight years old eight years or older yeah so that way they've had
many many many years
to breed they're really like they're in the later years of their life like how
how long does an elk
live in the wild if it's lucky they thought that the bull i killed last year
was 15. whoa but that's
rare that's crazy i mean a 10 year old bull was old yeah so they figured at
eight then it starts going
downhill so it's it's been past its prime it's that's past its prime and that's
past its breeding
prime so that's when you want to take it out yeah colton said that mine was
between eight and a half
and nine and a half like he didn't they're you know they're trying to get
specific and yeah i guess
they have to take the jaw and send it to a biologist yeah teeth wear and things
like that yeah so the
the estimate was eight and a half to nine and a half years old that's an old
bull it's an old bull but yeah
it's a tank this uh so that property it's about a quarter million acres 250 000
acres and they figure
there's almost 3 000 elk you know and uh that's actually a little bit more than
optimum uh carrying
capacity for that amount of property and that many elk so they'd like to get
that number down a little
bit and it just increase the habitat and and the elk herd health but uh do they
ever think about
capturing some of those i know the rocky mountain elk federation does that
is it um or rocky mountain elk foundation what is it foundation yeah they they
capture them and then
they'll release into places like kentucky and they've sort of re-established
like a real herd there
now so for people for people that don't know at one point in time elk were
essentially all over the
united states but then europeans came and then market hunt