Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1018 - Alonzo Bodden
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1018 - Alonzo Bodden' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-04. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1018 - Alonzo Bodden

And less gay
Boom ladies and gentlemen, and we're live Alonzo Bowden. How are you man? What
is up Joe? I'm great
Somber times these are the weirdest fucking times ever R.I.P. to Tom Petty
I guess we have to say that too. Yeah, and then obviously
It's it's a ridiculous time and and like everyone's been saying
Again, you know what I mean? It's like here. We go again another go again
Another mass shooting and that the I think the most disturbing graphic to me
was the scorecard
Like they showed like this guy got 58 and then the guy in Orlando got what 40
Something and so because it's like okay
You just encouraged the next psycho right to try to set the record. You know
what I mean? Like it like it shouldn't be
There has to be another way to say it without giving publicity to he killed
more than anybody else
Yeah, you know, well for everybody's listening in the future. This is a taking
place. We're recording this on Tuesday
the massacre happened in Las Vegas on
Sunday, so it's just a couple days ago and we were just going over all the
details of it
I'm reading online here killed 59 people injured 527, which is just
Fucking completely insane I mean
527 people shot is that right or is that like does that count people trampled I
think it includes people
Trampled and injured otherwise, but there were a hell of a lot of people shot
I mean he opened up with automatic weapons into a crowd of thousands of people
to where
Probably, you know did any bullet hit the ground like there were so many people
at this thing that every bullet probably hit somebody
Yeah, you know
Probably or more than one person depend. I don't know the the power of the ballistics
of the weapon, but oh, yeah
You know it definitely like bullets could have went through one guy into the
next 100%
So I'm sure they did I'm a hundred percent
This guy first of all there's a you know everybody's uh this becomes a big gun
control argument, which it should be right
But one thing that we got to really take into consideration is he had illegal
guns these guns were illegal. I think for 25 years
So this isn't I don't know how much of this could have been helped by making it
more illegal
Yeah, it you know that's always a debate first the first problem is
What was going on yesterday when they say this is not the time to talk about
guns?
Of course it is and it did yeah, of course
It's the exact time to talk about guns and and and
I'm not a gun guy in a sense that I'm not a gun owner
But I get it with guys who are into guns
I always compare it to my love of cars and bikes or you know anything
mechanical or whatever
I understand it, but but the people most of the people I talked to who love
guns
Don't have a problem with like registration
Certainly don't have a problem with education right and and what I call common
sense gun ownership and that there are some guns
that I get it you want there are some guns that
You know and again, I'm not speaking with any expertise
But from the layman's point of view, it's like why do you need this semi-automatic?
military-style weapon in in uh, you know, don't tell me you have it for hunting
Or anything else like if there's a reason you want to collect it
Just like if there's a reason you want to own a race car, right?
And somebody says why do you need a car that does 200 miles an hour?
Well, you may have a reason you want that race car, but you don't use it on the
street
You can't take it, you know onto the streets and and I think that should be
That there should be some kind of rule with that kind of weapon that if but
here's the thing it doesn't matter if there's a rule this guy
There were plenty of rules. Yeah, this guy violated all the rules
This guy did but i'm just talking about the general attitude towards sales
Just the idea that you can walk into a store
And buy these weapons. Yeah, it should somehow be
More difficult to you know, and again, this is my opinion, right?
But I think it should be more difficult to buy a weapon of that type
Yeah, well, these are all illegal weapons this guy this guy
He converted them to fully automatic and fully automatic illegal everywhere
right here's what's fucked up about this guy
This guy didn't have a criminal record. He had no army training no religious or
political affiliate affiliations
No one has any idea what his motives were. He was wealthy. He's a big-time high
roller
Which is how he got this giant suite in vegas. I mean it is
Fucking bizarre. Did you see his brother get interviewed?
Yeah, yeah, and and it's well, it's
That's the thing about this. That's the thing about this kind of insanity,
right? There is usually no outward
Like that like how many people are like this in this country that we don't know
about yeah, you know what?
I mean that have as and particularly if you're wealthy if you're wealthy
It's so much easier to hide it right because you may have a big house, right?
You may have a compound you may have a you know a camp
A place you go camping in the woods. That's actually stocked with a you know a
hundred weapons or something like that
I mean that the randomness of this to me that is the biggest horror
The worst thing about this to me is just the idea like you went to a fucking
concert
Like that's all you did you went to a concert in vegas and you're never coming
home
Your family's destroyed everything. I mean
And and that is the utter randomness of it that you can't control
Well, that's what's terrifying about it. This which is really strange to me the
definition of terrorist
Nobody's calling this guy a terrorist like what do you have to be like
political or religious to be a terrorist like how the fuck
How is this guy not a terrorist? Yeah, this is definitely terror. This is
definitely terror because you know, you know why it's terror because now
Are you going to go to a big event in vegas? Are you going to go to a big
outdoor con?
You know, vegas in front of these these towers right and someone could do
something like this and the pools
You know, they have those giant edm parties at the pools all summer
That are literally surrounded by the tower of whatever hotel you're in so that
so that's why it's terror because now
You have to be afraid to do that. Well, not only that like
this now they're going to have
Some sort of screening when you go into hotels, which by the way, why the fuck
didn't they have them already?
How i've always thought this like the airports are so stringent like you go
through the airports they check your dick
They literally will pat your dick if you hit a random, you know, bing i'm sorry.
So we got to check your dick
You're random and they literally put the back of their hand
Which was really odd to me that it's okay to touch your dick with the back of
your back of your hand
It's like the less sensitive
Well, they get to smooth your dick down
They get to smooth it down
But it's so weird like it's okay, sir
I'm just using the back of my hand to touch your dick
Like they might have had they might have had them grabbing and some guy was
just like i'm not grabbing a hard dick
Yeah, I doubt it was them. They got a union the other guy like i'm not getting
my dick hard
By some guy who's looking for a weapon
It's just it's weird that they can do that
But if you go through the airport right like airports we've decided are places
where terror exists, right?
So you have like like I have a tsa pre yeah, and I have
I'm a global entry and all of that
Clear yeah, clear is the best clear is the best where it works. Yeah, you know
where it works
Yeah, where they have it. Yeah, you just put your fingers down bam. It's got a
picture of you go right through it takes two seconds, right?
Yeah, but that's just a place where we've decided you have terror, right?
And now are we going to decide that you have terror everywhere?
No, I don't think so. I mean for one thing
I'm i'm not buying into the hotel argument like there's a bigger issue here
Than the hotels and and the issue is the weapons and what can we do about the
proliferation?
Say it proliferation of weapons proliferation proliferation of weapons. Yes.
Sorry about that
You start a word. Yeah, I'm too deep into this word. I'm I got too deep into a
word now. There's no backing out
All the damn weapons. No, but but that's the issue the thing about hotels
though
And this being the united states the privacy issue is huge, right? Your hotel
room is basically your home away from home
When do you get what are the privacy rules of checking what you bring into a
hotel?
What's in your hotel room? Remember remember the um
the stoplight cameras, right?
Yes, and they got sued and people got in trouble because they got that picture
taken and the wrong person was in their car
Right, though. That's that chick wasn't his wife. Is that what it was? Yeah, or
this guy wasn't his husband one guy sued
Because he the picture was taken the woman wasn't his wife. They send the
ticket to your house, right? He got into a yeah, exactly
And and he won the suit in the sense that you're there's a
Level of privacy that's expected in your car. Let me stop you there. Do you
understand why it's illegal though?
Because it's it's a third party. It's not actually even the government, right?
They farmed it off, right?
They say some other company that's sending you a ticket and charging you money,
right?
Well, and everybody was like, well, what do you guys are having you're hiring
people to do this?
Yeah, they're commissioning a place to write tickets, but what they had to do
They had to re-aim the cameras to only hit the license plate, but that's not
true
Because I got one the other day you got and you showed you yeah, they sent me a
picture of me smiling
Well, it's not supposed to I got a little cocky try to go right on red and it
flashed me
But but the point being in your hotel room like there's an expectation of
privacy right and and
Where is that line drawn the other?
Well, it's gonna have to be drawn in vegas because people get freaky in vegas.
Yeah
Right the other big difference and and i'll tell you a vegas story about that.
That's great
I heard but the other big difference is when you're on an airplane
You're trapped in that airplane
When you're in a hotel like you can run, you know, I mean you can run down the
stairs you can you really though
You you compared to being in an airplane
Yeah, but I don't I don't think it's a valid comparison. Honestly, I mean, it's
like you're still in a box
You're in you're in a confined space, but I think it's easier to escape now
The thing about about vegas this guy told me who was a security guy
He said the thing about the cameras is you got you see who's with who and there
was one particular guy
They kept seeing but he kept bringing transgender hookers to his room and like
they knew who he was
He was like a famous guy and they were like, yeah, we can we could destroy this
guy if we wanted
You know, we got because they got cameras everywhere in vegas, right?
They know who's coming upstairs to your room. They know what room they're going
So he's getting like super obvious transgender ones like yeah, like the giant
football player
size 18 feet guys built like you
Dresses on so uh, you know, so I had to give up that hobby. No, I'm kidding. I'm
kidding
That's the only thing from this podcast. That's gonna go out viral. We knew it
Well, here's another thing that is a giant issue
That uh, I haven't heard discussed at all mental health
I mean, this is really what this is all about. This is not I mean
This is a gun issue in in the sense that he used guns
But then is it a truck issue in nice france where that guy just drove into
those people?
I mean, is it uh, I mean there's a ton of different ways to kill people
Yeah, and i'm sure we're gonna see more of these fucked up ways in the future.
Yep, but the real issue is a mental health issue
Now this guy's dad was a psychopath. He was a serial bank robber
He spent eight years on the fbi's most wanted list
Here's the question right li