Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1023 - Christina P
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1023 - Christina P' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-12. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1023 - Christina P

He's, oh is he at 50 now?
55.
No, no.
Dog!
Mommies, put your jeans up high and tight.
Christina P is here.
Oh my, I'm so honored that you did that.
Oh, I even put it in the Instagram post.
OMG!
I can't believe it.
I don't even know what it means.
You don't.
I still don't.
I remember being on your show and I was like,
what does mommies mean?
Why does everybody call you guys jeans?
It's silly.
It's just stupid.
It really started with like, what's the dumbest thing we could call a show?
Your mom's house.
And then let's talk about jeans and mommies and it's dumb.
It's all about farts.
But it's hilarious.
I know.
Like your show is a very fun, silly show.
You guys like obviously have a good time.
We have the best time.
It is like, it's how Tom and I normally are.
And then we just put microphones, which is good.
It's just stupid.
Yeah.
Farts and I don't know.
I love it.
I feel like too, I feel like we, we serve a demographic.
Like, okay, for instance, I was at the Rite Aid.
I was going to go use the toilet.
And this guy stalking the shelves goes, Christina P.
And I was like, yeah, how do you know?
And he's like, I'm a mommy.
And I was like, this is fucking awesome.
Like this is, these are the people, like the people that are stalking shit and
driving
the trucks and like sitting in cubicles.
And these, these are the podcasting world of humans.
Yeah.
People that are doing other stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're not like watching a show.
Like if you're watching a show for the most part, you're sitting down and
watching it.
But if you're like listening to a podcast, you're doing other stuff.
Yeah.
You're kind of cleaning the house, doing whatever and, you know, laughing and.
But you guys put up videos as well.
Like how much of your show is video?
Like what, like what percentage of your audience?
Oh, oh, that's funny.
Video stuff.
What do you mean?
Who watches the YouTube stuff?
Yeah, like YouTube.
Like what's the difference between like the YouTube audience versus the audio?
It's smaller.
Yeah.
The audio is the hard cores and then.
Isn't that interesting though?
The video is secondary.
Yeah.
Like a lot of people would have thought, no way.
Like video is always going to be, seeing it is better because it's an added
element.
Yeah.
But I have a theory.
It's because our show, we play like porno clips and fart sounds and stuff that's
not
appropriate for the workplace.
Oh, right.
So if you've got YouTube on your.
Earplugs.
Yeah.
Your speakers or whatever.
Oh.
And then it's, oh, fuck me.
And then you get fire from your job, dude.
Throatzilla.
It's better.
It's yeah.
Oh, I remember her.
Yeah.
God damn.
I can't believe Tommy met her.
I know.
And I was like texting him like, don't forget your family.
You have a child with me.
Don't forget.
Like you would ever, you know.
Yeah, I know.
Can you imagine?
No, I can't.
Oh.
That's the craziest part.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's been a great show.
And it's, you know, we have you to thank because you were the one that told us
to start
it.
I tell everybody to start it though.
Back in the day.
Apple seed.
You should do a podcast.
I've said that to a hundred people, but luckily 50 of them listened.
Yeah.
You know, maybe 30 probably, but some of them are really good.
There's some really good podcasts that have come out of my stupid stone
suggestions.
Are you kidding me?
You're the great motivator, the great challenger, the great beginner of fat shaming
campaigns.
That was not me.
That was not me.
I can't take credit for that.
That fat shaming was all Bert and Tom talking shit to each other.
But then you came up with the idea to have the challenge.
The weight loss contest.
Yes.
The weight loss contest.
Well, we sat down and we tried to figure out what to do.
You know, like we should have like something fun.
Like some sort of, cause there's also an issue that's going on, like it's going
on right
now with Ari and it was going on with them where people on the outside think it's
serious.
And this is probably a good time to address this.
Like people on the outside that think that we're actually mad at Ari or that
Ari is actually like not good for his word.
That's, this is a, these are jokes folks.
We're fucking around.
Yeah.
You know?
I mean, this is all just, and so all you people that take it seriously, don't
take anything
serious.
Unless we say this is serious, don't take it seriously.
Like all that Bert is fat, Tom is fat stuff.
They were, we were having a great time with it.
They were having fun with it.
And the Ari's a Welcher stuff.
That stuff is bullshit.
All right.
Ari is like for real, one of the most honest guys I've ever met in my life.
And for sure, he wasn't excited about paying for those guys to go to fucking
Europe for a soccer game.
Right.
That doesn't mean he wouldn't have honored his bet.
But then it got complicated cause I paid for the bet and I sent those guys to a
basketball game.
What was the game again?
Uh, Cavs Warriors.
Is that a big game?
It was, yeah.
For sure at the time.
I don't understand.
Do you get it?
No.
Do I get it?
Go to a basketball game?
Oh, it's the most boring thing in the world for me.
Watch some guys throw a ball.
Best players in the world are on those two teams.
Oh my goodness.
I'm sure.
Do they do really good at throwing the ball in the hole?
Really, really good at it.
Do you like sports at all though?
No.
Really?
I thought for sure.
No.
Not football?
No, I get so bored.
Oh, it bores the shit out of me too.
And Tom's been trying to explain this shit to me for years and I'm like, I don't,
I don't, okay, they run five seconds and then the stop and then, and then comes
the show after the show where the four white guys talk about the fucking game
they just watched for two more hours.
Yeah, what?
And making the stupid jokes.
The bad dad jokes.
Those fucking white guys that do the fucking commentary.
They're the worst.
You can't find funnier people.
That's Skip Bayless, guys, that's his name?
That guy?
Who's that?
Could you imagine being stuck on a plane with that guy right now?
He just keeps talking to you with shit breath.
Oh, God.
Yeah, all the bad.
Probably a nice guy.
I shouldn't talk shit.
I'm sure.
Terrible person.
I'm sure.
And they're all, you know, dogs.
They're all bad looking dudes.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
I like terrible, boring things though.
I like, I watch, I watch professional pool.
I watch hunting shows.
Like my wife comes home and she looks at our DVR.
She's like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
It's like, this is the DVR.
Kickboxing, MMA, bow hunting, bow hunting, bow hunting, bow hunting.
You know, like real crime stories.
That's Tommy, yeah.
She's like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
It's murder, killing, killing, punching, murder.
It's all, it's like most of it though is hunting.
I'm so obsessed with hunting.
Like most of like my DVR is like these bow hunting shows.
But that's your jam.
So that's your hobby.
And are you watching it for tips and stuff?
Yes.
Well, you watch them to figure out what to do in certain situations, which
seems ridiculous.
Like we just shoot the animal.
What the fuck?
Get near it, shoot it.
It's, it's one of those things on the outside.
It looks like very simple, but on the inside it's very complex.
That's how everything.
Yeah.
Okay.
Like surfing.
Oh yeah.
Oh, that's super easy.
No, it ain't.
That's like the hardest fucking thing in the world to learn to do.
Have you ever seen an indoor one?
No.
Dude.
What do you mean bro?
They have these indoor ones.
They have a woman, Austin bro.
You get on a surfboard and you can go on it for like 10 minutes.
Get out.
Like they say it's an amazing way to get good.
Because you, you don't have to wait for waves.
Uh huh.
It's a machine.
It's a huge pool.
You get in there with a surfboard and you surf like fucking crazy.
I love it.
And you just keep doing it.
And you don't have to paddle, paddle, paddle out.
Right.
Turn the fucking board around.
Right.
Well it's also you.
It's horrible.
I would imagine you're developing those stabilizer muscles.
Yeah.
Right?
Like I was talking to guys that have, look at that.
Oh, I love it.
I love this stuff.
Isn't that insane?
Like look, you just surf around and you get used to like balancing.
So this would, it would be a good way.
I don't like that guy.
Just kidding.
Just kidding, buddy.
Fuck that guy.
I don't like his face.
Is it going to be a good way to develop all those weird muscles?
Like that's one of the things that you realize when you start doing yoga.
Is that there's all these weird muscles that you didn't know that were weak.
Like these weird stabilizer muscles in your feet.
Like the number one thing that bothered me when I first started doing yoga is
my feet.
My feet would give out before anything.
I was like this is so weird.
They would just give out.
Your ankles you mean?
No, my feet.
Like the heel.
Uh huh.
Cause you're standing on one foot and you're balancing.
Yeah.
So your foot has to kind of like do all this like, you know, like adjusting and
while that's
happening, like my foot's like getting fatigued.
Like the arch of my foot starts hurting and I have to put it down.
Damn.
It's like took me a long time to get past that.
So now were you a huge fan of hot yoga before you came up with this challenge?
Yes.
Yeah.
I've been doing it for a few years now.
I've been doing it pretty seriously for two years.
I did it on and off for a couple of years before that, but I got real serious
about two years and two months ago.
I just started doing it every week.
Now what's the benefit of the heat?
Heat shock proteins.
There's a, and this hasn't been proven, but there's a study they're doing right
now.
I think at Harvard about this because it's been proven that sauna.
There's a woman that I have on the podcast all the time.
She's brilliant.
Her name is Dr. Rhonda Patrick and she's like one of my favorite people.
And her, um, she's done a bunch of work on saunas.
She's kind of obsessed with, um, cryotherapy, cold shock proteins and heat
shock proteins.
And your body has a response to extreme heat and extreme cold by producing
these anti-inflammatory cytokines.
And when you go into a hot sauna, I think it's four times a week.
If you could do it four times a week, it reduces mortality amongst all causes
by 40%.
No shit.
Stroke, heart attack, cancer, everything.
And it's because most of the issues that people have health wise stem from
inflammation and it's inflammation from sugar, poor diet.
But it's all, you can mitigate a lot of that inflammation with sauna.
And, um, I think yoga mimics the sauna because it is so fucking hot in the room,
right?
The room is 105 degrees.
And then once you start exercising, your body's through the roof.
I mean, I am like a lot of times I'm doing poses and my, I have my arms
straight out and I'm watching water.
Water just pour out of my body under the ground.
I don't have a shirt on, right?
So it's not like it's coming out of a, of a wet shirt.
It's just pouring off my body, drip, drip, drip, drip, just squeezing all the
water out of my body.
And I drink a large 64 ounce bottle of water.
Yeah.
Filled with ice during the entire class.
So in that 90 minute class.
That's bananas.
54 ounces of water.
Yeah.
So there's a tremendous amount of stress on your body from that heat and from
the poses themselves.
And so, uh, I would like to see what happens when the results of this study
come back.
Because I think they're going to show probably a similar effect to like the
anti-inflammatory markers in the blood that you see from sauna.
That's, I did not know that.
Yeah.
Sauna is amazing.
If you can get a sauna like near your house.
I want one.
We were just talking about that this morning, man.
They sell them that you can like install a small one.
Like the new studio has a sauna.
Oh, okay.
Dude, you can come on over anytime.
Okay.
I'll do your sauna.
That's so crazy.
Yeah.
I'm on that, uh, primal diet.
I've been doing it since I-
Oh, Mark Sisson's diet?
Yeah.
For like, I don't know, almost a year no