Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 21, 2017
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 21, 2017' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-21. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 21, 2017

boom and we're live fight companion eddie motherfucking bravo yo yo yo brendon
motherfucking
shop we're here fight companion uh darren till versus donald cowboy serroney is
the main event
and ebi tomorrow uh eddie bravo invitational jujitsu tournament where's that it's
uh tomorrow
is it at the orpheum again at the orpheum downtown la you can get tickets at ebiofficial.com
you can watch it on ufc fight pass and you also have a choice now to watch it
on pay-per-view at
inchbyinch.tv that's cool that's a great venue too that's a good move so if you
don't have fight pass
you can still get it yep yep that's my company so but if you don't have fight
pass you should get
fight pass fight pass is the shit and we're watching this fight on fight pass
right now
and i'm not just saying fight pass is the shit because i'm a ufc employee if
you're a fan of the
sport there's fucking everything on fight pass you will go down a goddamn
rabbit hole pride fights
everything strike force everything you can watch so many fights and there's
also like a bunch of
like organizations that you never heard of before that have awesome fights just
the fact just the
fact that you can watch any ufc fight ever just that alone yeah it's worth it
it's amazing library
just that alone just boom you could just remember that fight boom you can watch
it remember that
fight boom you can watch on demand son and the pride fights yeah pride fights
that's what i like
that alone it doesn't even need anything else we should do some uh fight
companions for old pride
fights the best fights of all time crow cop versus uh fedor vanderley nog
versus fedor
vanderley yes yes bob sap noguera you know come on my question is how long
after ufc do they put the
individual fights on fight pass that's a good question you're saying until they
upload them
yeah there's a lot of people how long before we we can see this fight on fight
pass well this
better be a classic son this is on fight pass right now i mean i mean archived
oh it'll be
icraft right afterwards you think so how long does it take 100 it's right
afterwards just uploads
right away i don't think so because i've tried to check fights out that just
happened maybe they
were fox fights if it's fx or f or fox sports one or fox sports two they own
those true or fox what
they own those yeah they can't put those on fight pass i don't know but i don't
think so i think you're
right joe fox own it yeah i think they do that's part of the deal son you don't
pay all that money
loads of money they don't want to pay fuck loads of money so you could just not
have fox and just
watch it on fight pass but i mean they should own it i mean they're paying yeah
but what are they
doing with it they ain't doing shit they replay them all the time again they
replay last night was
kane velasquez was bigfoot and i watched that damn they're starting to replay
them on fox i do not
i have um i have it on my dvr so uh you know what not because i'm cool or i'm a
hipster only because
i'm too lazy to yeah i'm too lazy to um turn on the tv i have ufc fight night
on the dvr like
automatically set to record and it always is recording old fights always
constantly so anything
that's been on fight on uh fs1 or any fox venue bro i have fs1 fox spike bellator
i have fucking
access tv fights on that bitch yeah everything man so boxing yeah i love access
tv i love uh lion fight
yes lion fight is they got some fucking amazing muay thai i have some pvc
boxing on there and shit
i have everything so these dudes who are fighting right now p p p p chota and
wilson i'm i'm assuming
pichota is the guy in the red and yeah the little thing on the bottom that wilson
dude has a sick
left kick man he's throwing some nasty hard left kicks to the body but i don't
know these dudes
i heard there were some good fights on the prelims arnold lobov i heard was
good do you know who won
that jamie do you guys know no who did he fight i don't know but he got head
kicked artem did yeah
he lost and then i'm not sure but connor was there and he's trying to corner
him and the ref had to
stop the fight andre feely damn why the ref have to stop because connor was an
official corner man
and was yelling out instructions and the ref was like hold up you gotta chill
man be professional
and connor was like my bad my bad really yeah you can't yell out when from your
outside of the cage
well he was cage side and he walked up to the cage and was yelling instructions
oh so homeboy's like
yo you're not an official corner man you only get three not four unless it's a
title fight so he was
too close yeah i'm just it was a distraction he's like you gotta chill man that's
a good rule that
really is that's a great rule yeah you can't have crowds of dudes that are your
friends yelling
calling you a faggot there you go yeah look at him look at this i mean he just
shows up everywhere
with cufflinks and a beautiful suit he's just walking around like he owns the
place
well because he does well because he does he puts his hands at me so it's mark
goddard too mark
goddard's a motherfucker he is a motherfucker he's not taking any bullshit oh
this dude's got the choke
standing rear naked so i watched bellator last night right that uh what is that
dude that gracie dude
uh hall's son hall's son do you know who he is uh uh yes i interviewed gracie
yes yes bad
motherfucker bad motherfucker serious jujitsu some dudes out how about that
seven and oh yeah seven
and oh seven submissions he's a he's he's a bad motherfucker six submissions neiman
gracie and
who's his father halls holes how do you say it holes the holes that died in a
yes hand glider
accident yeah that guy dude you should have seen this neck crank eddie dude i
thought he's gonna break
this motherfucker's neck yeah that dude looked every bit of 44 but i guess he's
only 32 and it's gray
here like the guy he fought yeah he looks like luke thomas but with gray hair
yeah he was not young
son but he had gray hair but if you take away the gray hair he didn't look old
at all but he's ripped
and look good for sure defense too man he had him on his back the whole first
round and and it fought
him off but then um neiman switched it to a neck crank it just it looked it
looked like it hurt so bad
have we synced this oh yeah there it is right there no that's not it that was
his fight at mass square
garden yeah he won that one choke too last night he had the dude's neck
sideways it looked like it
hurt so bad musasi didn't look great bro so to sync this up we're at 25 seconds
the first round 23
22 21 and uh p p chota i don't know how to say his name is on the back of wilson
he's getting
worked oh shit he's got the choke uh oh shit oh yeah oh shit it's over oh shit
i said no no no not
much time not much time i think he can hang on chins tucked oh it's on to the
chin oh powerful he's
gonna hang on he's out he's good damn that's the bell um but last night in bellator
musasi
did look lethargic i had to take off i had to go to the comedy store i missed
you didn't see it
he definitely won the first round but then uh shiv uh shamanco yeah it's a
tough one no what is his
name uh what's his name shamanco right shamanco shamanco shamanco yeah he hit
him with a uh overhand
left and closed up his right eye like his whole right eye couldn't fucking see
and then the sec i
thought uh shamanco won the second round in the third but they gave to musasi
really musasi did not
look like a world beater no shit no interesting maybe their ufc got rid of him
just in time
it's too bad because against chris weidman he looks like a bad i don't think it's
that joe i don't
think bellator gets enough respect their guys are fucking tough at the top
level like that's true
shamanco hasn't lost a fight in how long he hasn't spent for steroids but he's
won like six in a row
he's a motherfucker man he is a motherfucker did you see when he knocked out
melvin yeah like those
look at that look at that eye boom bellator is going to be a tough going for
everybody i think
that's true i think that's true and that that also highlights how fucking good
rory mcdonald
actually is look at look at larkin not doing well yeah well lorenz got ko'd by
paul daly who you know
when you stand in front of paul daly paul daly throws a bad idea fucking bombs
that left hand is
just a ridiculous weapon well look at ben henderson he's struggling ben henderson
was on the downside
he was on the downside when he went there though true but their struggle city
then it's just rough
he fucked up by trying to go 170 oh that was not a good and the guy fought
nightmare phil davis did well
but you know uh ryan bader beat him you know ryan bader who was probably never
going to be the champ
in the ufc light heavyweight division now you never know now you never know
john jones john jones in
he was really not it wasn't that's everyone though right nobody can that title
if john was there
you know you gotta wonder man you gotta wonder what the fuck actually happened
when it came to this uh
steroid stuff as i talked to nowitzki like a lot of these these um websites
were posting that if john
jones could provide a supplement that had that stuff in it he wouldn't get a
suspension it is possible
that he wouldn't get a suspension and nowitzki said they just totally took me
out of context
and that's not what i said at all yeah i listened to his interview yeah he's
what he was actually saying
is it is possible to have tainted supplements and people have proven in the
past that there's something
in a supplement and if you can prove that you took it completely accidentally
which guys have
you know who did that is um uh tim means yeah the dirty bird but he got
suspended for a few months
even even though but a few months for john would be a win yeah that wouldn't be
shit but with it but
with his history it's tough to believe it's just well i want to believe i want
to believe too so bad i
want back so bad and i think the ufc needs them so so they need them so bad
right now what are you
excited for these days see go ahead go ahead eddie i finally saw that
documentary icarus
oh it's fucking amazing holy shit fucking amazing right that's the russian doping
yes if you didn't
know anything about that movie and let's say alex jones said the russians they're
sneaking in the
laboratories they're sneaking in the laboratories they're switching in the
middle of the night they're
switching the urine the a's and the b's i'm telling you i know this i have
inside sources
you'd be like how how could they do that it's impossible yes i believe that
would be the end
of alex jones right there no you went too far enough you went too far sandy
hook shit well maybe
but this is enough the russians it sounds so crazy that they were like breaking
into the offices
switching the pisses well they did it in russia though it was in sochi they won
13 gold medals
they dominated gold medals everyone was dirty the dude said everyone was dirty
that guy's in serious
hiding right now hell yeah he is he's like fucking they got him tucked away and
homeboy was worried
about him right oh yeah yeah he was saying he's that he's had like uh
depression before and then
when mad tried to commit suicide before when that scandal first broke out in russia
when he was freaking
out he was in russian he was on the phone going dude they're gonna kill me
because i need to get i need
to point a ticket out of here i was shocked that he was able to leave the
country yeah wouldn't you
think that they were like they would have someone on his ass well brian fogel
who's the director of it
was on my podcast and explained to me how they didn't think that he was a
flight risk and they
because he was such the mastermind of the program they never thought that he
was going to take off
there's a bunch of reasons why he cited on the podcast and i can't totally
recall
why they didn't think that he was going to take off but obviously they fucked
that one up
super fucked up he was all see ya well