Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1028 - Adam Greentree
Uploaded: 2017-10-26T02:48:41.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1028 - Adam Greentree' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-26. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1028 - Adam Greentree

i'm scared to ask you too many questions until we get live we're good and we're
live adam
green tree fresh from australia fresh from the bush straight from the bush yeah
it's been crazy
so i was thinking about it and i not even the la part i was just thinking i
went from the snowy
tops of montana got home pretty much hugged the family to death went straight
to arnhem land in
the northern territory of australia complete opposite like just first thing in
the morning
just sweating covered in mosquitoes flat barren ground and then but no humans
like a small
indigenous population out there and that's it then straight from there so
straight from arnhem land to
sydney met kim in sydney and then straight here to la and flying in it's just
like i don't know how
many people live here too many too many there's more people here than in the
entire country of australia
that's crazy and i remember last time i was here and you're like you know this
is the
safest place on earth or the safest place in the u.s and there was that uh
armed robbery or whatever
there was in calabasas there today when we flew in i went into like a cell
provider to get a sim card
a dude walks in look full dodgy i knew something was about to go on the the
dude that was serving
me knew something was going on i kept seeing him looking over my shoulder at
this guy
he grabs a bluetooth speaker and it's like pretending like he's going to go to
the checkout and i'm just
being polite and thinking there's something going on so let's just get him done
and out of the store
then he goes to a full runner for a dude straight out the door with this
bluetooth speaker but old mate
like had his runners on and chased him down and got it off him really yeah yeah
and um i'm like every
time i come here there's something crazy going on well if you're in the wrong
place the wrong time
there's plenty of crazy going on yeah for sure that's just so many people there's
so many people
that's what it is yeah yeah there's no way around it but uh but you know fairly
safe
i mean you're out there fucking shooting water buffalo which is safer than
fucking people that's
just not bullshit that's crazy safer than people no when you're adam greentree
maybe it's safer
because you know what you're doing you know you know how to hunt them but but
you were telling a
story on uh whose podcast was it uh j scott's i forget whose podcast it was you
were telling a story
about one of your friends that got gored oh Pedro Lever they got gored by a
scrub bull yeah yeah
see that's not good that doesn't happen out here that's definitely not good but
uh did i tell you
that story no no so what happened he shot a scrub we'll tell people what a
scrub bull is yeah so
scrub bulls like uh just like domestic cattle but it's been out in the the
wilderness many many
generations exactly wild and they changed the way they look yeah they're like a
real feral inbred looking
they're crazy looking they're crazy looking and they're they're crazy dangerous
too
here's a here's a photo of them we've look i mean that looks amazing yeah that
is such a cool looking
animal that looks so much different and that's pretty much a purebred brahma in
that one there's
look at that one whoa yeah that's a that's looks like so when you say it's a
purebred brahma that
means uh that's that's a pretty good looking bull if you go up the top jamie
there's a couple more at
the top that red one that you're just under that one yeah that's a pretty
typical scrub bull there that's a
that's a fellow that i know actually in australia is that a stick bow he's got
yeah he's got a trade
bow that's all he hunts with is a trade bow oh jesus why do people do that to
themselves so
the problem with these animals obviously they don't respect fences and they'll
go and breed
and interbreed with like a farmer's stock and things like that
um is that is that bad for the farmer's stock definitely yeah they'll just go
straight through
fences and but i mean as far as the breeding yeah he'll have a heap of calves
and they won't be purebred
anymore and you know so they're not they're not good for rebreeding or they won't
fetch the same
value at the markets either what is the difference in like the genetics like
what do they look they
look different they look a fair bit different so that first bull that jamie
showed was like a brahman bull
then one of those scrub bulls which is just bits of friggin every sort of bull
over a lot of
generations will come in and interbreed with it and then sort of wrecks the
herd and when when
did they get released or when did they escape well it would have been with the
first cattle that come
into australia so 1800s 1800s yeah wow yeah so they've just sort of morphed and
become wild animals
yeah and wild bulls very dangerous they're very dangerous yeah so what happened
was pedro shot this
ball and dropped like you know dropped unconscious he thought it was dead
walked up to it it jumped up
like he literally got up to it and it jumped up and anyway it ended up getting
him against the tree
like he ran to get up a tree he felt it hit him and it sort of lifted him up
the tree he climbed up the
tree this is the gross bit then he felt something warm on his legs and looked
down and his guts and
everything were hanging down over his legs but he was a tough bastard he
gathered his stomach back up and
sort of held it in place then the bull actually died he climbed down out of the
tree and end up dying
two times i think once in the air because the royal flying doctors come in and
grabbed him because he's
a long way out in the middle of nowhere and uh then once on the table operating
table as well wow yeah
but he survived all that and ended up dying of a bloody mass heart attack so no
way yeah when uh he was
only i think he was only 36 or 37. do you think it had anything to do with the
accident i don't
reckon it was related at all really yeah you would think that a guy could get
past getting gored by a
bull push his guts back into him like that guy's not going to get a heart
attack yeah that's life's not
fair right don't give a wow that's crazy yeah oh thank you jamie i think i'm
adjusting my shoelaces
i'm tired as well if you want those don't have shoelaces you got those
underwater fat tires with a
little click in the wheel i like those yeah everyone asks me about my boots i'll
get a glimpse of me
whatever shoes that i'm wearing i'll shoot some awesome animal and they're like
what shoes are you wearing
people are people are gearheads man i know that's a big thing about hunting is
how many people are like
crazy gearheads yeah they're like what you want to know what kind of bow you
have what kind of what
site are you running like what and it's kind of shoes you sort of all it's
really uninteresting to
me maybe because i've done it for so long but i i sort of don't care about the
gear as long as it works
as good as it should you know and that's because everyone asks me to keep doing
these tip things as
well and i hate doing that i hate listening to them but if you're a new guy
coming into bow hunting then
obviously you want to know some people love that stuff man like john dudley's
uh tips that he does like
he does his live instagram and youtube facebook feeds yeah where he'll like
take a bow apart put
it back together again explain the cam systems yeah he's extreme with it too he's
extreme he's so
he's my go-to guy if i don't know something that i'm doing that's i'll go
straight to dudley
yeah dudley's podcast if you're into archery is called knock on his the in the
knock on podcast is
without a doubt the most in-depth archery podcast from not just hunting from a
hunting standpoint but from just
target archery how you know how important technique is i mean he's a real
master yeah yeah yeah and he's
a super gearhead too he is how's your um how's your sober october going crazy
it's going good the sober
part's easy the uh the hot yoga we're in the home stretch today was uh number
13 so i got two more
i'm banging them out this week i'm gonna do tomorrow and friday and be done
with it yeah right awesome
because i want to get back to doing other stuff and when you do a 90-minute
yoga class it's hard to lift weights
or run or do anything else you don't really want to do anything else you know
so i'm just gonna bang it
out get it over with yeah kim's done it once and she reckons it was like hell
on earth just the yoga
i think she had a big drinking session before it she was in bali and she just
made some stupid promises
to this balinese woman and then this balinese woman's ringing her up the next
morning like where are you for
yoga kim just thought it was yoga though so she's like oh i can do yoga in my
sleep and she gets here
and it's like in this hot room and stuff and it made it was killing us well bali
too i would imagine
is very humid oh humid it'd be muggy as hell yeah ari was talking about that
today because ari does yoga
in new york which is way more humid than it is in yeah in california california
is dry yeah so he was
probably loving today just oh yeah today we went to a different place today
today we went to a place
that was more mild so yeah not as not as hot but um it's not it's your body
gets used to it it's
interesting yeah it's like there's a lot like uh you know i do that cryotherapy
stuff yeah yeah well i did
it to yesterday for the first time in about three weeks i guess and it was hard
yeah whereas i do it
when i do it every day it's nothing you're conditioned to it you just get in
there and i do but it's it's
quick how that conditioning goes away yeah hey did you see the pig tusks that i
brought you yeah i did
it's pretty bad do you have a set of them yet these are cutters no i've never
killed a boar i'm only
to kill the sows you need to come to australia i know i do but i'm scared i
gotta be honest with you
every time i look at your instagram feed and i see a brown snake that can kill
you or a spider that
can kill you or saltwater crocodiles what are you doing playing with crocodiles
the other day
they were coming in the camp dude there was a couple of i i wish i captured it
on video there
was one that she i think it was a female anyway she must have been coming
around the back of camp
unnoticed so when she was heading back to the water she was literally coming
straight through
camp to get back to the water and there it is all right that thing that photo
doesn't do that thing
justice that photo scares the shit out of me that's a real that's a real live
monster right there
how big was that uh he's about five and a half meters whoa he's giant he's old
you can even see
it in the texture of his body he's just a real old croc five and a half meters
two americans i want you
to think about 15 feet america there's um so a few people have been taken at
this spot mostly indigenous
um have been grabbed at that spot over the years and when you see an ancient
beast like that there's a
chance he's that a man eater yeah yeah yeah they're just ruthless like how old
do you think a 15 and a
half foot crocodile is i don't know i i don't want to comment because i don't
know and i'll probably get
it wrong i would like to know like how long does it take them to grow 15 and a
half feet see if you
can find that jamie saltwater crocodile i'm pretty sure they live over 100
years yeah they they live a
long time yeah yeah they're ruthless too yeah like people who live in florida
don't get those confused
with alligators yeah they're a different animal completely different animal so
we've got the
freshwater crocodile which just lives in freshwater then we've got the saltwater
crocodile but he lives
in both you know and so a lot of people get that confused like oh it's fresh
water i'll be right to go
for a swim uh no so the freshwater crocodiles are not as aggressive they're not
as aggressive they might
get a bit territorial but they're not going to grab you to eat you whereas the
salty will grab
you to eat you you just look 