Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 14, 2018
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 14, 2018' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-01-15. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - January 14, 2018

we're live guys oh is it live yeah boom and we're live ladies and gentlemen he
wanted a picture
quick we're here with the great and powerful jimmy smith welcome to the ufc jimmy
smith thank
you so much great to be here officially official we we wanted to talk about it
last time with you
on the podcast but we had to dance around it you and so many people wrote me
were like
joe really i'll go hey man joe's a pro but he uh you hinted well we danced
around it quite a bit
nobody nobody totally knew and of course the great and powerful eddie bravo yo
yo yo brian
count's on the way but he's bringing wine and cheese he insists on wine and
cheese he thinks
he's at some fucking fucking cocktail party where they're gonna compare scripts
that's brian he's
gotta have his wine and cheese uh duo choy versus uh jeremy stevens is the main
event if you've never
heard one of these podcasts before this is a fight companion podcast which
means we're gonna watch
the fights most likely we'll talk about the fights but we might not we could
talk about whatever
the fuck like eddie and i have we've gone through entire podcast we never
talked about the fight
until like the last round of the main event but missouri missouri division of
professor oh they're in
missouri is this st louis that's what it is right yeah and they haven't adopted
the abc rules that's
important for the judging at least they haven't adopted those in nevada which
is real weird it's crazy
look how good michael johnson looks at 45 and eddie was saying that it's racist
to say that but i don't
think it is look how shredded he is fantastic yeah it's a good weight class for
him yeah i think
you know just those habib norma gamedov's those giant 55s that could just grapple
fuck you and beat
your brains in he had enough of that after that fight yeah it's like that's
that's about enough of
this weight class when people remember how much the other guy talked yeah to dana
white while he was
beating my ass that's that's bad yeah that's bad and he's a great fighter and
that's what's so funny
about it is well this was supposed to be the main event on the prelims but uriah
hall and vitor
belford fell out really unfortunately which is a fucking bummer apparently uriah
hall was like on
death's door trying to make weight but he had like gotten sick i had heard
during training he was having
some real issues he said his body shut down about three weeks out a lot of
people out here dealing
with that fucking flu and then robert foals his coach died yeah yeah he was a
great guy by the way if you
ever met robert he was fantastic but you know mentally he was just going
through a lot of stress
yeah and that'll that'll kill your cut too yeah robert um killed himself yeah
and so did his brother
it's such a such a bum that guy's a nice fucking guy he was such a good dude
such a bummer man yeah
um so instead this fight which was going to be on the prelims i'm excited about
this fight though
because darren elkins is some sort of a different kind of human that guy takes
fucking punishment like nobody eddie probably looking for marijuana no plenty
of that no it's okay
we don't know we can this this is a free world we live in california i don't
drink anymore and at
all nope no more drinking wow no more caffeine i'm on intermittent fasting
you look good dude your face looks good thank you but i'm not giving this away
yeah don't give that
away i mean uh giving it up sorry giving it up don't give it up don't give it
away so uh how long has
it been since the booze i i decided initially that i would only allow myself to
drink like if i did a set
somewhere or if i did um you know i at my at the 10th planet holiday party i
allowed myself to drink
but that was the last time it's been about a month and a half since i've had to
drink interesting how
you feel i feel great like it i don't need alcohol no you don't need alcohol it
just gets you in
trouble makes you say no more it's no more indian no more indian the indians
out now you're smoking
the peace pipe yeah yeah no more indians do you smoke the reefer every now and
then every
now and then you probably have a little puff just to celebrate yeah just
celebrate but the thing to
me is is uh a little known personal fact i've never had a drink in my life ever
ever wow that's
incredible yeah that's amazing yeah most people don't know so what the do you
blame your mech
fuck-ups on nothing i have no excuses for my behavior that's terrible none well
you know you've
been hitting the head again i have been hitting the head yeah that's more than
once yeah
speak speaking of hitting the head the world title steve bay and francis they're
showing the preview
for it right now good that's gonna be fantastic googly moogly i've never been
more excited for a
heavyweight title fight ever that's a freak oh he's the freakiest of the freakiest
he's a one in a
million athlete like if you think there's 320 million people in this country
how many in ganus are there
if there's 300 i'd be fucking stunned i don't even think he's i think it's more
than one in a million
like a guy who's built like that six foot he's been training three years or
something there's probably
a whole shit load five years five years totally was homeless five years ago
yeah yeah that's crazy yeah
crazy dude worked in a sand mine as a kid like a goddamn character in a robert
e howard comic book
like digging sand as a kid robert that's all he wrote conan by the way guys you're
not a comic book dork
just growing in with his anger pushing that thing schwarzenegger pushing the
the wheel log the wheel
forever the grinder i mean what better workout is there for a young guy who
wants to beat the
out of people than digging sand all day just carrying sand all back and legs
and arms i mean think about
how much strength is required to just dig sand all the time there's places that
are they're called
sandbox workouts or something like that you heard about those well you dig
maybe they start doing
that but maybe in ganu opens up a chain of sand training or something but we
were just talking
about before before we got on headset um guys who are comfortable who have
money who have another
career who have a fallback it's hard to be 100 committed this dude was digging
sand homeless yeah
you're never more committed to winning if i don't win i don't eat man and that
motivation
it's the strongest powerful most powerful thing in the world when it comes to
fighting the crazy thing
about that dude is he has so much to learn still five years of mma training i
mean
his ground game is very rudimentary he's just trying to stuff takedowns he's
freakish strong he's got
real good training he's at the ufc performance institute so he's training with
real good guys on a daily
basis but man i mean a lot to a lot to grow i was told he's there all the time
yeah he lives there
practically look how shredded michael johnson is jesus christ he's shredded at
45 and ganu fought fabrice
or doom no no no he fought arlovsky and then he knocked out over him and then
they said you got it
you got the title shot when he put over him in orbit everybody was like okay
this is the only fight
anybody wants to see yeah it's awesome i mean who the fuck this and what a
story and stipe's run has
cleared out a lot of guys it's just that you know you need that fresh face you
need that knockout guy
and then stipe's chasing history those things come together right at the right
time the crazy thing
the history is only two title defenses it's nuts no entire history of the ufc's
heavyweight division
it's only been defended twice no one's ever done it three times not nuts and it's
the first title yeah
first title was heavyweight yeah think about that right that's crazy that is
crazy yeah michael johnson
shredded he's got a 36 pack there's a lot of jealousy in your face i just i
would can you see
can they see your face it's just like i just well so bad admiration and maybe a
bit of want
i want to have abs like that but i wouldn't say jealousy i'm i'm happy that he
made this
i'm happy in a good way the drop because i always felt like he was a little
soft at 55.
i always felt like he should have looked like this you know i mean you're this
dude's lean as
fuck and he hits so hard and he's so fast i think at 45 he's going to be a
monster i think this is a
big move for him i'm a big fan of this guy man you know and he hurt nerma gamedov
in that fight
too he's the first guy to put nerma gamedov in trouble people forget he starched
justin poirier
ko'd him michael johnson's a bad motherfucker the problem when you get in there
with a guy like
nerma gamedov and he beats your ass that bad you're like well how the
fuck am i ever going to beat this guy yeah you know like this it'll move you
yeah every every
major move most major moves in mma are due to a beat down they're due to
usually getting manhandled
by somebody who's natural at that weight class or big for that weight class or
if it's not a move
that way it's a move to a new camp it's like i gotta you know train for us a
hobby or go to matt hume or
go to one of the wizards someone who's gonna revamp my shit you see a lot of
that you know
but it's often times too late such a crazy sport because while you're training
for a fight you kind
of have to be training for the fight you can't really take too many chances and
learn too much
new shit that was you know when you talk to trainers old school guys that's one
of the things they say
about mike tyson is he fought so much he didn't develop enough he just wasn't
in the gym that much
right he was fighting every you know twice a month in his prime when he was
younger so here we go 452
450 449 of the first round for trying to sync it up michael johnson and darren
elkins and darren elkins
here's a guy who made a big move when he went to alpha male it's made a huge
impact on him he looks
way more polished way way smoother the way he moves you really saw that in the
burst uh mersad bektik fight
that was a crazy fight because that was a fight where he was way underdog like
by a big margin for a good
reason oh man he's hurt already getting hurt yeah he's getting tagged see michael
johnson um
goes after him before he stays patient i always think whenever i see a guy 35
45 from alpha male i
always think when they call them and go well we need a guy at 45 for you to get
that call you got
to be beastly because they have a lot of those guys yeah i mean that's their
whole team oh oh michael
johnson just hurting him again he's fast man at 45 very fast and he's ranging
he's getting good
extension on his punches yeah and at 45 he's going to be enjoying that even
more
a good good height reach of that she just looks perfectly built for the weight
class
and he has a speed a lot of people don't realize when you drop a weight class
those guys are a hell of
a lot faster oh yeah and he has the speed to keep up with those guys a lot of
them don't yeah
and i think he's probably going to be even faster at 45 yeah
oh he dang that left hand leg went out on him oh
this is a good fight already oh he tagged him again elkins hasn't really
figured it out
he's waiting on him well he's just a step slower for sure and just not not
nearly as smooth as
striker elkins relies on his ability to take tremendous punishment in his heart
and his endurance where he just never stops at this pace and if you start to
slip oh sweet left hand
problem is that's a tough thing to rely on in this business the way mma is now
oh i'm a tough guy well
welcome to the club yeah there's like 500 tough guys in the ufc it's tough
shit we got tough girls yeah unbelievable
holly holm how about that fight the amount of punishment that she took against
cyborg crazy she
kept getting cracked
so eddie bravo that's it for now for for for alcohol that's it that's it that's
it that's
that's it i think that's a good move man i'm happy for you thank you it was
doing nothing for me what
prompted if you don't mind me asking was th