Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1097 - Legion of Skanks
Uploaded: 2018-03-28T23:40:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1097 - Legion of Skanks' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-03-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1097 - Legion of Skanks' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-03-28. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1097 - Legion of Skanks

we get a bunch of fucking skanks in the house
ladies and gentlemen legion of skanks yeah cheers very excited to get all you
guys together
this was a good move good idea let's all credit to praise praise to big j
fuck yeah but i'm glad this is uh this is fun long time coming fuck yeah thanks
for having us
my pledge my pledge yeah very excited to be here mr rogan legion of skanks in
the house uh i'm
gonna tell you right now and we really mean this this has been a a very very
long time coming all
the fans have been uh have been kind of looking for this moment so this is a
very very big deal
for me personally so i want to say thanks for having us on uh-oh this is one
sentence away from
crying yeah did you write that last night we're all so big we probably shouldn't
be talking in public
cheers cheers gentlemen i feel like you wrote that last night louis mr rogan
how i spent my
summer was good and we went to the park and we got to ride all the rides it's
true what do you want
me to say you want to sit here these days yeah pretend that it's not a big deal
it's a huge deal
louis is rarely impressed very unimpressed guy he's very impressed today yeah
this is a
fucking disneyland for dudes that we're in right now he's walked into a a
fucking we're in a uh an
airport hangar and there's just bow and arrows and dead animals and pool tables
and uh
uh a hot job battle bots i feel i feel most men live lives that are very very
suppressed
sure i think most men if they were left to their own devices and someone said
yeah you do whatever you
want in the building wait a minute i can just decide what to put in the
building just whatever to put
whatever in the building you do the exact same is there enough room for an archery
set up that's
one of the things that i wanted i wanted to make sure there was room for an
indoor range that was
when you went to buying a place yeah that's been an interesting conversation
with a real estate agent
yeah they're like what i'm like i need i need at least 40 yards i said extra
insurance for that i said
can i virtual hunt dana is it
something about red blazers we have not had this request that virtual hunt game
is a very popular
game the techno hunt thing yeah like that thing is it's so cool so addictive it's
so addictive though
can give you bad habits too you get a little punchy with your trigger i do like
that they have some of
the uh animations not the or the real life things of the deer where the elk
like they're looking at you
they really do give you a sad face like no can you do it can you do it yeah you
can probably get
it with other things too right like couldn't you get it with superheroes couldn't
you get it like
you were that archer dude from the avengers and those monsters are coming after
you children
yeah that's what i would do just young children yeah lewis why why yes because
i don't want to do it
my family's looking for me can we upload everyone who bullied lewis in the
third grade that game kids that's
the uh that's the same things that's like when they give the uh pedophiles like
little like
underage fuck dolls to try to keep them from doing it for real so you just
murder kids with a bow and
arrow do they really do that yeah they don't give it to them no well it's they're
available in asia i think
you can buy some country robots i've heard
i've heard you can buy a chop up robots and not in this country i found out it's
a weird moral
thing though right like would you would you rather have them fuck a little
robot in their closet
somewhere yeah you know your first instinct is always like oh that's horrible
but then you're like it's
kind of like giving someone with anger issues a punching bag maybe it's not the
worst thing it's
it's it's like you they've got that thing whatever it is like how do you get it
out yeah on that little
sweet sweet beautiful punching bag it's so fucked up as long as it's featureless
yeah child
fuck robots don't punch back you want to like meet in the middle you're like
okay it's legal but you
can't name it it's going too far well do you think that you could fuck a real
doll i mean you definitely
could if you had to but would that be something you'd be interested in i think
i couldn't stop laughing
at how ridiculous this situation was i'd rather just jerk off and think about
things i thought uh we had
as a sponsor uh flashlight i've had a flashlight forever flashlight is very
utilitarian you're not
confusing yourself nobody's ever said that one before baby she's the girl of my
dreams i've never even
i've had it forever i've never even thought about it i couldn't guess why i
would want to use it seems
weird it's weird it feels good though does it way better than jerking off yeah
does it really engulfs your
whole dick yeah and you you put it in warm water and you get it like to a
temperature of a body
and you're like where it gets too real this is real somehow or another there's
like a portal
like this tube is a portal to another woman another dimension but all you can
get out is her vagina
just hold that's it feels real the name of this dimension is called awesome do
you jerk off with a
fleshlight or do you hold it and it no you jerk no you jerk off with it jay you
jerked me off with
the fleshlight yeah but that was for sure guys well that was on camera behind
the curtain screened this
interview we did this on the podcast i swear to god he jerked me off with the
fleshlight
no i couldn't get hard uh there's a female comic whoa what's that about is that
a real dog that's a real
it's a real dog they're getting pretty good man it was redhead though there's a
documentary on netflix
about people sex robots really have come far because there are people who fall
in love with these
sex robots and it looks like the taxi driver johnny on the spot from total
recall it's like this
crazy like animatronic chuck e cheese bass player well it's going to get to a
point where it can totally
mimic you i mean it's going to get to a point where it really is like blade
runner is that what they are now
yeah that's the dude one i thought about buying a dude one to do jujitsu with i
was going to order one
very clearly no dick and a sealed butthole i was like the proportions are
perfect because i have
a doll it's this bubba dummy that you practice submissions on but it's super
stiff it's like this
but you basically you can drill the moves but it's not the same as drilling it
on an anatomically correct
body if you had an anatomically correct body to practice jujitsu on you'd get
some tight
moves i can't but i can't wait can't wait till the day when you're you're
announcing for robot fights
no i have zero interest there's nothing at stake if they live or die it doesn't
matter the whole
thing about fighting is that there's some horrible gigantic thing at stake you
could one though yeah
you're not gonna watch them fight would you watch two robots fuck i would i
would if there was like
some sort of a program that they were running i'd want to see like what the
program was how they
could do yeah it wouldn't be a jack material it would completely be fascinating
yeah they would
probably talk to each other in numbers and they would both be dudes they would
both be there was
one that they just made a doll right and this is this just happened there's
videos of it
the robots started speaking like a weird code to each other these were like
fucking like straight up fuck dolls skynet dude and they would turn them on and
then they started
speaking and would seem like a code and people were like freaking out about
this oh i know what you're
talking about yeah they had these computers they were they were linked together
and they started
communicating to each other in a language that the coders didn't understand and
um they shut it off
they're like what just simply to unplug it yeah they think but i heard that my
version of it that i
just said might be the most spectacular version sounding but it might not be
accurate and that
what they might have gotten is like they might have got stuck in like a
feedback loop and just been
making gibberish right i heard that too so i don't know no one's confirmed i'm
way too fucking stupid
to know who's right let's just hope it's that second one yeah the first one the
first one sounds like an
opening scene in a terminator movie yeah that's what i mean but at the same
time the solution being like
don't plug that in again man yo man i know you're gonna want to i know it's
just hanging right there
like what what what the are we going to do like i had a podcast with sam harris
about it
and he is terrified of ai and he's far smarter than me yeah so whenever i talk
to him about
i go oh okay and he's terrified terrified that's what freaks me out is when
people way smarter than
me are terrified about it like uh what's his name who just passed away elon musk
is terrified
steven hawkins steven hawkins like all these guys like no no no this is going
bad and then you're
like yeah sometimes they're too close to it you know i feel like some people
also get too you know
bogged down to the details when you live your life very ignorantly like i do i
have no fear of ai
technology guys i'll be honest with you is a self-driving tesla already killed
somebody or uh yes
or self-driving taxi or whatever she did something very reckless she uh walked
right into traffic and she
might have been a homeless lady she might have been on drugs they're not they're
not exactly sure i
don't think the results of the autopsy are out yet but uh you watch the video
she basically just
walks right in front of the car like the car's going down the road so a person
driving wouldn't
have made much difference maybe i don't know man i mean it was it's hard to
tell whether or not you'd
be able to react well i guess the technology is does it have you know the the
technology of stopping
quick enough to not hit somebody yeah they want to make it safer right that's
the idea yeah but i think
it is right i think there's more human error when you're dealing with people
drinking smoking weed
paying attention to their cell phones i almost would rather just trust you know
even if there's a few
deaths per year there's way more deaths per year with you know people being
idiots just laid out the
logic for why the robots are going with the lady black i trust them i trust
them well it's a black lady
right i don't know it would be fine there's another video of it just stopping
perfectly for a white
woman wearing the traffic racist tesla piece of if it needs to reflect off your
skin to get an accurate
reading so anything anything darker than mediterranean it just runs over the
tesla stops at olive
it stops at persian it turns out just through science it has like the same
racism of like the 1890s
where they're like we'll give the italians a pass yeah the rest of you guys
there's two different types
of mexicans there's oscar de la hoya mexicans and then there's those other mexicans
that look
like indian yeah yeah where the mustache starts on the edge of the lips where
would it where would
it go with them you know you know that's what the comment that's that's what mexico
is essentially
right it was a combination of the native americans and spanish invaders right
yeah and then i think
and and then the spanish ones are like uh you know they're they're the ones who
are like look down at
like the locals but at this point they're all kind of mixed i think but like
there's still just the
different shades yeah that's a real canelo alvarez yeah right right redheaded
white guy yeah very
bizarre looking ck is another one he's a red-headed mexican dude yeah yeah
crazy i never even think
about that louis mexican yeah yeah he should have started playing that card a
lot harder after the new
york times i would call his first his apology letter should have been like well
as a mexican
i don't know i don't want any trouble you girls want to watch me jaggy i
believe he was born in
mexico i'm not sure about that th