Name: JRE MMA Show #20 with Yves Edwards
Uploaded: 2018-03-29T23:42:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #20 with Yves Edwards' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-03-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #20 with Yves Edwards' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-03-29. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #20 with Yves Edwards

and we're live eve edwards ladies and gentlemen you're one of those dudes that
has that book
cover for your phone i tried to rock the book cover after a while i'm like what
am i doing
here with this extra step i gotta open up a book to get to my phone i like it
because i forget
things a lot so like i don't like having a wallet and a phone when i leave
somewhere like especially
leaving the house i leave the house with my phone but i don't have my cash on
my cards or something
like that so i got a solution for you it's called a motherfucking fanny pack
that's right eve edwards
you're a cool dude you think you're cool enough to rock one of these like are
you cool enough to get
past the social pariah aspect of this bag that you wear around your waist i don't
have that much shit
with me most of the time it's not that much shit there's a lot of shit in here
but this is a weird
day i have like keys and i have a knife in there and stuff but most of the time
it's just light i travel
light with that look at that who's get who's that uh quavo from migos uh i have
no idea who you just
said popular rapper but that is a ridiculous is he a popular fellow yes i know
i'm an old man dude i'm
an old man who listens to the allman brothers all right but that one that he's
got on is preposterous
you might as well have a laptop hanging around his waist he's also got like
holes in his jeans yeah
that's ridiculous would you get attacked by a tiger sir he's also got a lot of
jewelry all that jewelry
in the 80s yeah he's kind of ridiculous looking go but make that make that
bigger again so i can take
a look at this gentleman this is a light version too i probably could have
found a better picture he's
got a lot going on those pants are preposterous that's the most preposterous
thing like i guess the
shoes if you're like you want to go out but you also want to go bowling you
might wear those shoes
this is a roast fest let's go i can't uh say anything bad about the jewelry i'm
not into the
jewelry i mean that's not my thing but he looks like he's well appointed looks
like he has two
watches on though fuck yeah i'm balling hashtag balling i think the one on the
right is probably
just is that a bracelet bracelet yeah just a fancy ass bracelet uh but the
pants are ridiculous i don't
how the fuck did that ever get started where people wear ripped up pants i try
to talk to
brendan chopp about that that dumb motherfucker wears those shit didn't they do
it in the 80s
though they did a long time ago yeah exactly it's been going on for a while
that's like
fucking music videos it's just like what are you doing man it's like pat benatar
i don't have
any fashion taste don't listen to me but when i mock some shit you might want
to listen to me
like don't wear what i wear like you know don't just don't i mostly wear uh
either i wear like
these things which are like uh trail running sneakers they get no sneaker cred
or i wear like
converse all-star oh look at this look at this team beat donnie walberg yeah
exactly that's from
the 90s how does his hog not just slip right out of that one on the right right
hand side that one
on the right hand side come on silly fuck it probably has like i don't know i
see that and i feel like
guys are probably wearing a thong under that too yeah i would imagine there's
something going on
now see like with the women like it's so much nicer yeah that doesn't bother me
at all i'm gonna tell
you right now this is where i'm a hypocrite like with beyonce right there she
fills it out yeah she
does that see that's kind of different because like a woman's legs and
everything are very sexual
right so you see extra leg it's like just shut your mouth and take the bonus
yeah right yeah you
don't want to complain about it but a dude wearing something like that it's
like it's it's literally
like well not literally but it's so much like a guy wearing a dress like it's a
fashion for women i
believe it's trying way too hard like this look at this fella he this like
seems like the 80s though
because he's got a suit jacket on i mean you can look at the quality of the
picture yeah right that's
true and that hairstyle the suit jackets never came back no he's got patches
too oh he's got patches
yeah i remember when they used to do all that art on the on the jeans too
yeah that was that those pants those pants are ridiculous but ripped up pants
men
allegedly ripped up pants and and skinny jeans i'm like i'm still 100 against
skinny jeans
you know what i say that i'm against skinny jeans but i wear these things
called barbell jeans you
ever wear those no they look like skinny jeans because they they're tight to
you but they have
oh i got them on right now this is they're made out of this shit they got some
some some elasticity
oh yeah man they're like wearing sweatpants like you don't feel you don't feel
you go throw kicks
in them like you could like for real i'm too old for that no no no no no no no
do you train
anymore yeah i still train um i haven't trained the past few months have been a
little bit hard but
now that things are settling down and i'm settling into this new life um things
are good um i've been
training with joe a lot shilling oh okay mickey gall just moved out here are
you in that area
yeah in the downtown area yeah in eagle rock oh nice nice so i like it over
there the yard's a great
place the yard is awesome that's a great place to train been going there for a
while i saw mickey
training with joe on instagram yep yeah nice so he's down there too smart good
move for him
that's what he needs right is striking his ground game is very good yeah his
ground is really good he
moved down here about a month ago and and he actually is my roommate now no
shit you live with
mickey gall yeah he came out that's cool that's got to be fun it's fun it's it's
fun also because
he's so young yeah it's it's almost like having a son that did what you do is
doing what you did
you know that's a great resource for him to be able to talk to you and ask you
questions about
the game we sit around and watch fights sometimes it's good eve edwards i saw
you fight in hook
and shoot in like the fucking 60s like you were wearing bell bottoms when you
came out into the cage
i i was there was one yeah i remember you fought aaron reilly i think you were
like 12 years old
how old were you i was about 20 so i was still a kid those were good fights
though man those were
good fights that was um i was watching that fight actually mickey and i watched
that fight together
a couple weeks ago um is it weird it is weird does it seem like you does it
seem like another life
it's kind of another life right it is like how old are you now i'm 41 when you
when you think back
about yourself at 20 like how much memory do you really have of that you got
like little flashes
yeah like i could see little pic images of and then i have a narrative that i
play out in my head
that i think happened and so i could repeat it here you go look at that 20 year
old eve edwards
bouncing around wow dude yeah look at the hair wow yeah you had like this curl
thing going on yeah
that kumo d thing going on too i was you know i was representing the homies wow
i used to fight in
those early early days this was um jeff osborne's show yep that was looking
shoot that was the first
time even and i fought is jeff doing he's a really good commentator man is he
working i don't know i know
he just like he shut down hook and shoot yeah like it's gone and i don't know
what jeff is doing
i know he had a lot he was he was involved with pro wrestling a lot too um but
now i haven't spoken
to him in a long time i did a couple shows with him in the ufc when i first
came aboard he was he was
doing the ufc back in that yeah i um i was just what that's another thing that's
that's another thing
going back and watching these old fights i went on fight pass and i was
watching i think it was like
ufc 33 wow um where in louisiana when buster manch and linland that card yeah
that was the restart fight
yeah exactly remember that yeah i thought you know on that card that's right
tapped him and tapped him
again and big john kind of screwed it up and yeah man you know that that was
the early days too i think
nowadays i think big john would have just said no no no yeah it's over yeah
yeah absolutely i mean
we were all learning back then yeah yeah yeah but that was still like ufc
middleweight championship
you know it's like they had had 30 plus shows it was like it was something that
you wouldn't expect
yeah for sure well linland was so he was so crazy didn't he bite somebody when
he was wrestling
linland yeah yeah in the the wrestling days he bit somebody here's buster manch
versus chuck liddell
this is a different one yeah this was a fight where bustamance was out power
yeah he was just too
small chuck was just so scary back then and he bustamance wasn't taking chuck
down well bustamance
had fought some big fucking dudes though man yeah that was the thing that he
hadn't taken chuck down
he had fought some big fucking dudes remember he fought tom erickson yeah in
like world combat
something or another i don't remember the organization i do vaguely remember
the fight i don't remember
watching it but um there was it was a it was a mat i don't i feel like it was
on a mat and there was
no cage or a ring maybe you might be right that's what my dream is my dream is
to do uh mma fights in
a football field i feel like if they can run together for football fields no so
you can't get trapped up
against the cage i feel like if a guy takes you down and holds you down he
should be able to hold you
down because there's nothing there but the ground yeah but a cage you can wall
walk up the cage there
you could protect yourself against submissions up against the cage there's a
bunch of shit that
happens against the cage that just doesn't happen if you're in a basketball
court but then because
of that you got to develop new technique right you've got to develop something
to deal with that
situation yeah are you um like do you think the rules are okay no what do you
what would you change
i um i would definitely change the 12 to 6 elbow that's one yeah i always
thought that was silly
um you know why that one's illegal right yeah yeah so stupid i used to watch
those those um the
karate things yeah i used to watch they used to come on late at night on espn
when i was a kid i used
to watch those things all the time i used to love them too even when even when
i was fighting i was
still watching those things because it was entertainment um those things are so
silly
those they they get they get so intense too you know yeah so the athletic
commissions really thought
that you couldn't do that to a person because you'd kill them so they made that
technique illegal
out of all the shit like we have that power cube thing in the back where gano
registered that power
punch if you go out there and elbow that thing you'd be shocked at how weak ass
your elbow is
especially a drop down elbow like it's just not that much power no it's it's
just i mean when
they're breaking those boards they're just they're using that that joint as a
as a as a post as a
lever exactly and they're just putting their body weight behind it yeah that's
all it is you can't
necessarily do that when you're inside someone's guard right you don't want
john jones elbowing you in
the face period exactly but it's no difference if john's hitting you with a
downward elbow like he
got disqualified for when he fought matt hamill or if he's hitting you with a
sideways elbow he's
just smashing you you know what that downwards elbow is going to cut a lot less
unless it's the point
on the top of the head that's true right that's true that's that's that's a
very important point
like that was always the um the argument against no gloves was that you'd cut
you'd cut people more
yeah i i i agree with that i mean that that skin getting pinched between bone
at that speed you